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Politics › Re: “I Will Not Marginalise Any Part Of Nigeria”- Buhari by Vivalavida99(f): 12:52pm On Jul 24, 2015

Damage control lol cheesy

We should learn to choose our words carefully, as we can hurt, and mislead others. Words...can't be taken back, once you give them away. Harsh words are like bullets: no matter what, they can still leave a painful injury. And sometimes, a sorry is not enough to heal the wounds you leave.

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Politics › Re: BUHARI: I Will Not Treat Nigerians Equally!! Video by Vivalavida99(f): 12:28pm On Jul 24, 2015

With what i just saw, i can now join the bandwagon of those calling this man a dullard, he is really a dullard no doubt about that.

Does it mean our president doesn't know the meaning of " inclusive Government"? Aru emege!!!

Dullardinhô certified cheesy

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Politics › Re: BUHARI: I Will Not Treat Nigerians Equally!! Video by Vivalavida99(f): 12:15pm On Jul 24, 2015

jumobi1:
The fairness of his reply is debatable. His reply however was not the answer to the question. That's not good at all.

Thank you!

He seriously went off Mark by the question he was asked, he was incoherent and was just mumbling sweet nothing, this man is a serious embarrassment...i don't blame him though, i blame the Tunibu and his elks who brought him to power.

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Politics › Re: There Is Fire On D Mountain by Vivalavida99(f): 10:51pm On Jul 23, 2015

Celebrities › Checkout This Photo Of Peter Of Psquare And His Trainer by Vivalavida99(op): 10:45pm On Jul 23, 2015

The trainer tho!!!! shocked

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Romance › Re: What's The Best Caption For This Photo Of Four Nigerian Youths In Bed? by Vivalavida99(f): 10:42pm On Jul 23, 2015

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Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Takes Selfies At Lake-Tahoe (photos) by Vivalavida99(f): 9:31pm On Jul 23, 2015

I don't know i just love this guy, he seems humble, intelligent and not extravagant.

He should be a role model to a lot folks out there.

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Family › Re: How Do You Feel When Your Husband Spends Most Of His Time Glued To His Phone? by Vivalavida99(f): 9:27pm On Jul 23, 2015

zanga420:
good judgement bae. Matured mind!

Thanks!

Family › Re: How Do You Feel When Your Husband Spends Most Of His Time Glued To His Phone? by Vivalavida99(f): 2:32pm On Jul 23, 2015

yorubadelta:

I don't know you. And next time, refrain from using alternate monikers to like your own comments. Think I didn't see the stunt you just pulled? Lol

Cc royalroy seun ishilove lalasticlala

Lmao

If you can't take it don't dish out, simple and straight.

And stop calling the mods the lady has done nothing wrong. Last i checked there's no Nl law banning anyone from quoting anyone.

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Family › Life Is Short. Have An Affaire by Vivalavida99(op): 10:36pm On Jul 21, 2015

My four-year-old said something really funny in the car yesterday. He called my husband a "kissey face" and said that Daddy kisses everyone in town. I said, "What? Who did you see Daddy kiss?" He replied, "I was just tricking you. He only kisses you." After the minor cardio infarction that I suffered, my husband and I had a conversation about cheating. He said, "How do people who live in a small town have an affair? I mean, everyone knows that you're married, I just don't get it."

Maybe they have an account on Ashley Madison? Have you heard of this website? I hadn't, but today I saw that Ashley Madison was hacked and it's 37 million members are in danger of having their identity leaked. Yes, you heard correct, 37 MILLION MEMBERS. This dating website is for married people to meet up and have affairs with other married people.

Below is the Ashley Madison website information:

~Ashley Madison is the most famous name in infidelity and married dating. As seen on Hannity, Howard Stern, TIME, BusinessWeek, Sports Illustrated, Maxim, USA Today. Ashley Madison is the most recognized and reputable married dating company.Our Married Dating Services for Married individuals Work. Ashley Madison is the most successful website for finding an affair and cheating partners. Have an Affair today on Ashley Madison. Thousands of cheating wives and cheating husbands signup everyday looking for an affair. We are the most famous website for discreet encounters between married individuals. Married Dating has never been easier. With Our affair guarantee package we guarantee you will find the perfect affair partner. Sign up for Free today.

Now that you have read this, do you have any questions? I did. Here are a list of the questions, and thoughts that came to mind after reading about this company and the current security breach.

[b]1. WTF? Is this for real?
2. No seriously, is this a real thing?
3. 37 Million people use this? Do these people have jobs?
4. If you're married, and have a job, where the hell do you find the time for a dating website?
5. I am really confused. Thirty-seven million people?
6. If life is short, shouldn't you love the one you're with? You know, the one you married?
7. Who is going to be liable for all of the murders that occur when the 37 million members information is leaked?
8. I hope John Bobbitt isn't a member.
9. I bet divorce attorneys love to advertise on this site.
10. If you're married, aren't you supposed to be monogamous? Am I thinking of something else?
11. You probably need to be really organized to cheat. I can't remember where I put my car keys. I would get caught in like five minutes.
12. Married dating is a thing? If you're married, why are you dating?
13. I am really having a difficult time with this.
14. This is the most reputable married dating company? There are more? Oh Dear Lord!
15. This website has a guarantee? How can you guarantee you will find the perfect affair partner?
16. This is a rabbit hole. I need to stop[/b].

I am very interested to see how this security breach plays out. I am also baffled at the fact that 37 million married people are members of an online dating service. I guess monogamy is a thing of the past. Perhaps we are on the verge of a new definition of marriage. Maybe instead of saying "I do" people should say, "I'll try, but when I get bored, I'll try something else." Because life is short. Have an affair.

-by Meredith Masony

http://thatsinappropriate.net

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid And Phyno Boards Private Jet To Durban For MAMA by Vivalavida99(f): 3:01pm On Jul 18, 2015

Hummm...

Fashion › Re: Fashion Or Madness? Man Rocks The Most Expensive Shoes In The World Worth $2.2m( by Vivalavida99(f): 2:58pm On Jul 18, 2015

Jokes Etc › Pic: When Your Best Friend Ask You To Save Some Sit For You. by Vivalavida99(op): 1:25pm On Jul 18, 2015

Cc: lalasticlala, ishilove.

Jokes Etc › Re: When You Ask "That" Brother Of Yours From The Villa To Check You In Your Hotel by Vivalavida99(f): 1:21pm On Jul 18, 2015

Celebrities › Re: Willie Obiano Hosts Pete Edochie At Governors House (pic) by Vivalavida99(f): 9:44am On Jul 17, 2015

Sports › Re: Gracious Akujobi Dies (Super Falcons Media Officer ) by Vivalavida99(f): 1:50pm On Jul 16, 2015

RIP girl.

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Family › Re: PHOTO: Man Who Abandoned Wife For Having 3 Set Of Twins Returns Home by Vivalavida99(f): 10:16am On Jul 16, 2015

breadandbutter:
THE BASTARD IGBO MAN HAS RETURNED HOME TO CONTINUE BREEDING HIS SET OF BIAFRAN ALMAJIRIS SO THEY CAN CONTINUE THEIR BIAFRAN AGITATION. I BLAME THE LAGOS GOVERNMENT FOR HELPING THOSE FVCKTARDS COS IF IT WERE A YORUBA COUPLE LIVING IN THE South East, THEIR YEYE GOVERNMENT WONT HELP. IGBOS ARE SO UNGRATEFUL TO THE YORUBAS AND HAUSA FULANIS DESPITE ALL WE DID FOR THEM TO MAKE SURE THEY DONT DIE OF HUNGER EVER SINCE OJU IKU LED THEM TO THEIR SUICIDE MISSION CALLED BIAFRA. THE IGBOS ARE JUST CONFUSED COS THEY KEEP SCREAMING BIAFRA BUT WHEN HUNGER HOOK THEIR THROAT THEY WILL RUN TO YORUBA AND HAUSA -FULANIS FOR HELP. WHY CANT THE BASTARD NNAMDI KANU HELP THIS YEYE COUPLES BREEDING LIKE PIGS USELESS TRIBE

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Romance › Re: Pics: What Else Can It Be If Not Love. by Vivalavida99(op): 9:53pm On Jul 15, 2015

UnknownT:
Two times now, this same picture has made front page, this one the mods are been called upon, I won't be surprised seeing it there again

Really?

Never knew it made front page before, my bad!

Crime › Re: Dr. Deji Adejobi - An OAU-Ife Lecturer - Shot Dead By Suspected Assassins by Vivalavida99(f): 9:40pm On Jul 15, 2015

kestolove95:
Baba carry ova don die...guyz go pass out dix yr bdat...baba God tank u o

What do you mean?

Can you please elaborate ? undecided

Crime › Re: Dr. Deji Adejobi - An OAU-Ife Lecturer - Shot Dead By Suspected Assassins by Vivalavida99(f): 9:35pm On Jul 15, 2015

Tragic!

Rip

Romance › Re: Pics: What Else Can It Be If Not Love. by Vivalavida99(op): 9:26pm On Jul 15, 2015

Jollyjoy:
ok grandma,care to open the gate?i wanna go out.

Who opened gate for you when you came in? Tell the same person to open so you crawl out Lol cheesy

Romance › Re: Pics: What Else Can It Be If Not Love. by Vivalavida99(op): 9:18pm On Jul 15, 2015

Jollyjoy:
And what is wrong with the pix?

And who said something is wrong with pic? Over sabi dey worry you.

Romance › Pics: What Else Can It Be If Not Love. by Vivalavida99(op): 9:14pm On Jul 15, 2015

Love so true and pure. cheesy

Cc: lalasticlala , ishilove

Travel › Re: Exciting Things To Do In Lagos Besides The Regular Weekend Clubbing, Others by Vivalavida99(f): 7:05pm On Jul 14, 2015

Politics › Re: The New NSA, Boko Haram And The Release Of Boko Haram Co-founder "Tishau" by Vivalavida99(f): 3:53pm On Jul 14, 2015

olapluto:
On another note, this man Monguno is highly qualified. Top of class in almost all prestigous schools, capped with a PhD in Architecture from UK uni. What else do we need?

This your statement is beyond daft, you of all people should know better.

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Politics › Re: Chief Of Army Staff Conference Abuja (photos) by Vivalavida99(f): 3:30pm On Jul 14, 2015

Crime › Re: Six Nigerians Extradited From South Africa To Mississippi To Face Fraud Charges by Vivalavida99(f): 3:21pm On Jul 14, 2015

tdayof:
To the bastard shouting south west... Check well their mothers must be from your crazy side.. Idiots..

Oloshi niyen, Omo jatijati olofo! cheesy

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Christianity Etc › Re: South African Pastor Turns Church Member Into Horse & Put Snake In Their Mouth by Vivalavida99(f): 12:42pm On Jul 14, 2015

The way this pastor is going, one day he might eventually try to have sèx with a member on the pulpit.

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Crime › Re: Man Beheads Village Leader At His Farm This Morning In Benue (Graphic Pic) by Vivalavida99(f): 12:50pm On Jul 13, 2015

Politics › Re: Atiku, Tinubu Battle For APC Bot Chair by Vivalavida99(f): 11:45pm On Jul 12, 2015

I'm really loving all this political drama, bring it on we are enjoying it.

Celebrities › Re: Pics: If You Could Only Bring Back One Who Would It Be? by Vivalavida99(op): 2:15pm On Jul 12, 2015

funlord:

1 Michael jackson - very talented in singing and _fucking JS1 boys! Sad mofo!

2 Bob marley - smoked 2 much weed but e dey give am plenty sense and dope lyrics about injustice!

3 Freddie mercury - solid singer and rocker but 2 much homosexuality which led 2 the AIDS dat killed him! Terrible role model

4 Kurt cobain - solid rocker but extremely psycho and loved heroin 2 much! Suicide no be am! Bad role model!

5 Left eye - talented and funny but totally psycho! Highness made her burn her lovers house! Chei!

6 Nate dogg - talented singer but smoked 2 much chronic and was a woman beater! Horrid!

7Jimmy hendrix - greatest guitar man and solid rocker but spent 2 much doing drugs and _fucking! No be am!

8 Easy e - always kept it gangsta and was a dope mc, but allowed keeping it gangsta 2 lead him 2 AIDS and then suicide! Bad role model 4 the kids

9 Aaliyah - good singer and dancer but did not do much and she liked aristos 2! Smally levels!

10 Biggie smalls - one of the dopest mc's of all time, fantastic flow but was a drug dealer so another bad role model

11 2Pac - Dope prophetic mc, although 2 stubborn and him no dey hear word! Role model issues!

12 The unknown white boy - I no know am so I no send am

In conclusion na bob marley suppose show back! Na him be godwin!!

Well dissected bravo!

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Celebrities › Pics: If You Could Only Bring Back One Who Would It Be? by Vivalavida99(op): 12:18pm On Jul 12, 2015*

Just one

Cc: lalasticlala , ishilove, Seun

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