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LeoFish92: my joy is that soon, this new bundle will be HACKED by my trusted hackers and crackers for unlimited browsing..... very soon!!

☺... Really very soon

queenet246: no ova laff so dey no go sack u ooooo
unemployment full naija. if dey sack u person dey for line dey wait ooo

Tnx for d advice my Sista...., Na God go bless u 4 me oh!!!

Lagusta: Sorry

This is definately d joke... I no fit laff oh!!!

Nyc 1... Xpecialy d pix it realy got me lafin nd rollinnnnng.!

@ OP...., were u refering 2 a particular beautifull lqdy or...



To the bst of my knowledge ur survey isn't corect., if u dnt mind plz go nd resurvey.


No offense oh.....!!

L0ls...... Cant stop lafin oh!!

... Nyc 1

Up gals

Lagusta: Crappy nonsense and bull$h*!t

toygod2: Goat

This is the joke.... Hahahahahaha

booqee: beht come, all dis serenren wey u type aint necessary. What point are u tryna prove. Btw sef, i just checked..you're also a newbie yourself, so stop formin 'stalelite' for hia.

I knw am new.... Jst tryin 2 find my way 2 d top., any hint

Sagy... Tnx 4 d compliment

Comedy - tragedy..... Got me cryin rather dan laffing

Ai stil dey laf oh...... Nyc 1 tho

Do u knw how many yrs i seniored u with

Dem no even sabi wetin dem dey lie abt....:::

Funny tho.... Kudox

Nyc 1 kip it.... U 2o much

JusticeSPG: dat was nyc n touchin, 4gt bad belle 4 nairaland jare.

Tnx oh........!! U r d man

Sagytarius: Other than the Poorly equipped Laboratories and other incondusive learning environment, Could this be yet another reason why our Educational system continues to get dilapidated?

Sagy.....
No 1 dx z nt a joke

No 2 dx z a joke section nd nt an education reinforcement section

No 3 u neither hv coments or views whch signifies dat ur post z d worst eva existed

No 4 u r definately a newbie nd tryin 2 make wave here

No 5 no vex we r d same somhow @ least i neva get coments 4 ma post buh d numba of views pas ya own

Nyc 1 ooooo...... I don laf soteee i dey run outta lafz.... Get me more lafz plz

Dry joke........,

Dnt tel me dix joke z dat dry......



Make una coment naaaa ..., make i fil lyk say i folo 4 NL

Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wyfe would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriAge for you, but the kids… They will remember.

My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn’t say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty d.umpy and des.pondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!” It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zomb¡ie like fashion until about one o’clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your Birthday, why don’t we go out for lunch, just you and me.” I said, “Thanks, Joanne, that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!”

We went to lunch but not where we’d normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a priv8 table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t have to go right back to the office, do we?” I replied with “I suppose not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner.”
After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, “Boss if you don’t mind, I’m goinna to step into the b€d room for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok.” I nervously replied. She went into the b€d room and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…

Followed by ma wyf, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday 2 U”.

And I just sat there…

On the couch…

Un.c.l.a.d.....



bin gbagbo: yes na. . .







from the back heheheee!

Aw can..,..!


Homar Gold medalist

David kil Goliath mision

e make sense

Lolz..... D difference z clear.... Na Homar go win d medal naaaa!

U waste ur 4ck¡N tym 2 read d post nd coment u dey craze naaa

@op pipo coment 4 ya tread soteee u dey fil lyk say 'u dey craze'

Mai name z bon Boy....
Ai rep 9aijha
Ai am 25 nd half yrz
Ai specialize in bal bearin car... Datz ma sportz

Ai neva stop 2 dey pee 4 bed @ nyt

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Jst 2 mention few.....