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Business / Re: Get Paid Completing A Survey by VivaSplendor(m): 2:16pm On Aug 19, 2018
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Phones / Re: Airtel Introduces WTF Bundle by VivaSplendor(m): 4:42pm On Aug 17, 2014
LeoFish92: my joy is that soon, this new bundle will be HACKED by my trusted hackers and crackers for unlimited browsing..... very soon!!


grin ☺... Really very soon grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Letter From A Mother With Love by VivaSplendor(m): 12:03pm On Oct 28, 2012
queenet246:


no ova laff so dey no go sack u ooooo
unemployment full naija. if dey sack u person dey for line dey wait ooo grin grin cheesy



Tnx for d advice my Sista...., Na God go bless u 4 me oh!!! grin cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny But Serious by VivaSplendor(m): 5:23pm On Oct 27, 2012
Lagusta: Sorry


This is definately d joke... I no fit laff oh!!!

1 Like

Jokes Etc / Re: Smart Akpos. by VivaSplendor(m): 5:17pm On Oct 27, 2012
Nyc 1... Xpecialy d pix it realy got me lafin nd rollinnnnng.! grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Top 10 Disadvantages Of Marrying A Beautiful Woman!! by VivaSplendor(m): 4:57pm On Oct 27, 2012
@ OP...., were u refering 2 a particular beautifull lqdy or...



To the bst of my knowledge ur survey isn't corect., if u dnt mind plz go nd resurvey.


No offense oh.....!!
Jokes Etc / Re: Letter From A Mother With Love by VivaSplendor(m): 6:18pm On Oct 25, 2012
L0ls...... Cant stop lafin oh!! gringringringringringrin
Jokes Etc / Re: Women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by VivaSplendor(m): 5:07pm On Oct 25, 2012
gringringringringringringringrin... Nyc 1

Up gals
Jokes Etc / Re: Tall Guy + Short Girl = ? by VivaSplendor(m): 8:11am On Aug 08, 2012
Lagusta:

Crappy nonsense and bull$h*!t
toygod2: Goat

This is the joke.... Hahahahahaha
Jokes Etc / Re: Changing Exam Pattern by VivaSplendor(m): 7:56am On Aug 08, 2012
booqee: beht come, all dis serenren wey u type aint necessary. What point are u tryna prove. Btw sef, i just checked..you're also a newbie yourself, undecided so stop formin 'stalelite' for hia.

I knw am new.... Jst tryin 2 find my way 2 d top., any hint grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Changing Exam Pattern by VivaSplendor(m): 7:53am On Aug 08, 2012
Sagy... Tnx 4 d compliment
Jokes Etc / Re: Abeg Come See Gbege by VivaSplendor(m): 7:36am On Aug 08, 2012
Comedy - tragedy..... Got me cryin rather dan laffing
Jokes Etc / Re: Over Sharp Girl!!! by VivaSplendor(m): 7:24am On Aug 08, 2012
Ai stil dey laf oh...... Nyc 1 tho
Jokes Etc / Re: Usian Bolt and lots of rib cracking riddles by VivaSplendor(m): 7:20am On Aug 08, 2012
Do u knw how many yrs i seniored u with grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Sabi Lie Pass??? by VivaSplendor(m): 10:23pm On Aug 07, 2012
Dem no even sabi wetin dem dey lie abt....:::

Funny tho.... Kudox
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny! Funny!! Funny!!! by VivaSplendor(m): 10:14pm On Aug 07, 2012
Nyc 1 kip it.... U 2o much
Jokes Etc / Re: Birthday Dxgrace by VivaSplendor(m): 9:32pm On Aug 07, 2012
JusticeSPG: dat was nyc n touchin, 4gt bad belle 4 nairaland jare.


Tnx oh........!! U r d man
Jokes Etc / Re: Changing Exam Pattern by VivaSplendor(m): 9:28pm On Aug 06, 2012
Sagytarius: Other than the Poorly equipped Laboratories and other incondusive learning environment, Could this be yet another reason why our Educational system continues to get dilapidated?



Sagy.....
No 1 dx z nt a joke

No 2 dx z a joke section nd nt an education reinforcement section

No 3 u neither hv coments or views whch signifies dat ur post z d worst eva existed

No 4 u r definately a newbie nd tryin 2 make wave here

No 5 no vex we r d same somhow @ least i neva get coments 4 ma post buh d numba of views pas ya own
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is a B.l.oo.w. J.o.b? by VivaSplendor(m): 8:54pm On Aug 06, 2012
Nyc 1 ooooo...... I don laf soteee i dey run outta lafz.... Get me more lafz plz
Jokes Etc / Re: Intelligent Story Of Chicken Vs Goat by VivaSplendor(m): 8:21pm On Aug 06, 2012
Dry joke........,
Jokes Etc / Re: Birthday Dxgrace by VivaSplendor(m): 6:21pm On Aug 06, 2012
Dnt tel me dix joke z dat dry......



Make una coment naaaa ..., make i fil lyk say i folo 4 NL
Jokes Etc / Birthday Dxgrace by VivaSplendor(m): 4:17pm On Aug 06, 2012
Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wyfe would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought… Well, that’s marriAge for you, but the kids… They will remember.

My kids came trampling down the stairs to breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn’t say a word to me. So when I made it out of the house and started for work, I felt pretty d.umpy and des.pondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary Joanne said, “Good Morning Boss, and by the way Happy Birthday!” It felt a bit better knowing that at least someone remembered. I worked in a zomb¡ie like fashion until about one o’clock, when Joanne knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your Birthday, why don’t we go out for lunch, just you and me.” I said, “Thanks, Joanne, that’s the best thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!”

We went to lunch but not where we’d normally go. Instead she took me to a quiet bistro with a priv8 table. We had a couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Joanne said, “You know, It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t have to go right back to the office, do we?” I replied with “I suppose not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment, it’s just around the corner.”
After arriving at her apartment, Joanne turned to me and said, “Boss if you don’t mind, I’m goinna to step into the b€d room for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok.” I nervously replied. She went into the b€d room and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake…

Followed by ma wyf, my kids, and dozens of my friends, and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday 2 U”.

And I just sat there…

On the couch…

Un.c.l.a.d.....


Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by VivaSplendor(m): 4:02pm On Aug 06, 2012
bin gbagbo:


yes na. . .







from the back heheheee!


Aw can..,..!


Homar Gold medalist cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke by VivaSplendor(m): 10:50pm On Aug 05, 2012
grin David kil Goliath mision
Jokes Etc / Re: Akpors, The Good Samaritan by VivaSplendor(m): 10:48pm On Aug 05, 2012
grin e make sense
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Olympics 100 Metres Finals (men) by VivaSplendor(m): 10:38pm On Aug 05, 2012
Lolz..... D difference z clear.... Na Homar go win d medal naaaa! cool
Jokes Etc / Re: END Your Sentence With You Dey Craze by VivaSplendor(m): 3:57pm On Aug 05, 2012
U waste ur 4ck¡N tym 2 read d post nd coment u dey craze naaa

@op pipo coment 4 ya tread soteee u dey fil lyk say 'u dey craze'
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Section Olympics by VivaSplendor(m): 3:35pm On Aug 05, 2012
Mai name z bon Boy....
Ai rep 9aijha
Ai am 25 nd half yrz
Ai specialize in bal bearin car... Datz ma sportz
Jokes Etc / Re: Things you cant belive you have never done by VivaSplendor(m): 12:43pm On Aug 05, 2012
Ai neva stop 2 dey pee 4 bed @ nyt
TV/Movies / Re: Your Favorite All Time Hollywood Movies? by VivaSplendor(m): 10:59pm On Aug 01, 2012
League of xtraordinary gentle men, lightening thief, d rock, high school musicals, harry potter, next, gone in 60secs, national treasure, face off, Original Sin etc.....
Jst 2 mention few.....

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