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Shhhh01:
very dry

I see you when wet

Nigerian mosquitos have no respect, they will come to your ears and start singing #DAVIDO 'song...they'll be like...."IF I tell you say I love you o, Your body, your blood na my own o baby. 30 litters for my belle oooh, Oya malaria na disease for your body ooh baby. No do, no do, No do Gara Gara for me oh!" �����. Copied

WaleBinSanusi:
I have amazon gift card for sale $100

drop your number

Dedicating my FTC to all the hustlers out there your pocket will never run dry. Amen

Airforce1:
I believe you Hushpuppi.

The haters who are so intimidated by the good things of life you have which they never had would jump on this thread to spew shiit as usual because you're so living the life they wish they had.


Only a fool would believe everything a woman tells him without doing his own findings.

Some women would so do anything to pull you down from grace if you're not doing things her way .. even if it takes sleeping with her baby daddy/husband worst enemy just to achieve that.

Lol

Keep shining Hush haters will always hate .

God bless you Air force

EliteBiz:
Dude, u wasted moi time, may God forgive you

lol no vex the thing pain me too

A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.

The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.

To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.

The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.

In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.

-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.

Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.

When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.

Do you want to come and beat me? Me too, I'm looking for the guy who sent me this! �
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The best relation ever is between two eyes
“They blink together”
“Move together”
“Cry together”
“See together”
&
“Sleep together”
STILL
“they never see each other directly”
BUT
“When they see a girl”
One will blink and Other will not..!
“Moral of the story”
A girl can break any kind of relationship.

rebirthforgoody:
Yeah from a year and half months.once the child can respond (how are you.he will say fine)then you shouldn't show your unclothedness to the child.

exactly children are very smart you might think they don't know anything. I was surprise to see a 2years old baby operate an iPhone 7 like it was toy.

Iseeit:
Oga, if you truly want to help me. You will!

Sending me a pm is more easier than typing this epistles

good luck to your hustle

Even all those proof when he dey say he go provide they might be fake. I wanted to help him with me money but he refused to post his account details that shows that he's not serious.

Nobodys:
Op...i must say you arent ready for ur nysc....i also got help from this forum and am still getting help and that help never came with this attitude....u drove all ur helpers away cause of acct no...sirpiiko would have actually helped you buh you said he shud pm you first ,,like for real?...i know its hard buh will you prefer your photos on a burial poster or on nl Except you werent serious about the suicide stuff......i advise you drop your acct number...when i needed help i got many deposits anonymously...no one said anything even when i asked..it could have being a guest..just drop it for crying out loud......u are even lucky no one is asking for photos and evidence..romancelanders almost killed me in my case..just drop it okay..all will be well...everything is just for a moment...

Ftc

Ozavize88:
I am from kogi,anything?

not really sound like igarra name

Ozavize88:
if this is move to the front page,he may be lucky to get some people with good heart to help him......lalasticlala please will u do the needful?
PS... I am searching for employment too

are you from Edo state or kogi.

motun2017:
stale.

see as you fine

Igbo girls are the most beautiful, hard working, intelligent in the world,
Meanwhile yesterday I was going to see my friend before I saw a Yoruba girl, she waved at me immediately I turned to respond her greetings, pepper entered my eyes

Igbo girls are the most beautiful, hard working, intelligent in the world,
Meanwhile yesterday I was going to see my friend before I saw a Yoruba girl, she waved at me immediately I turned to respond her greetings, pepper entered my eyes

SEX

A husband and wife visited a farm. They saw a bull having sex with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager.

Wife: "How many times does a bull have sex per day?"

Manager: "6 times a day."

The wife looked at her husband and said ".... u see!"

Then the husband asked the manager

Husband: "U mean 6 times a day with the same cow?"

Manager: "No, no, with different cows everyday."

Husband looked to his wife and said: " ....u see!" �������

SEX

A husband and wife visited a farm. They saw a bull having sex with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager.

Wife: "How many times does a bull have sex per day?"

Manager: "6 times a day."

The wife looked at her husband and said ".... u see!"

Then the husband asked the manager

Husband: "U mean 6 times a day with the same cow?"

Manager: "No, no, with different cows everyday."

Husband looked to his wife and said: " ....u see!" �������

Krystaal:
Oga don steal my joke...Na wa oh

where you for see the joke liar

Breakup can really damage your health,I remember one time my girlfriend broke up with me via whatsapp while I was on my way to pick my cousin in school, I came home with the wrong kid

No difference between op and patapaa

If you are ready to pay first I have 100$ * 4 available

Go Chelsea

That awkward moment when you woke up around 1am to urinate and your phone was just 3% �then coincidentally, Nepa brings light, you went to plug your phone then you go back to sleep immediately ��... You woke up in the morning around 8am and there was still light, you checked your phone and it was 1% �, then you realize you didn't switch on the socket ��...
You switched the socket on immediately, Nepa took the light...
☹☹☹
The witches in your village will just whisper to your ear--- No do, No do, No do gara gara for me.....
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justi4jesu:

Justi4jesu Na technology section you suppose dey watin u dey find here