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Religion / Re: Many Besiege Akure To Consult ‘wonder Baby’ Born With Healing Powers by Vizboy1: 2:02pm On Nov 03, 2017 |
Shhhh01:I see you when wet |
Religion / Re: Many Besiege Akure To Consult ‘wonder Baby’ Born With Healing Powers by Vizboy1: 10:55am On Nov 03, 2017 |
Nigerian mosquitos have no respect, they will come to your ears and start singing #DAVIDO 'song...they'll be like...."IF I tell you say I love you o, Your body, your blood na my own o baby. 30 litters for my belle oooh, Oya malaria na disease for your body ooh baby. No do, no do, No do Gara Gara for me oh!" �����. Copied 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Top 5 Footballers Halloween Costumes : Luis Garcia & Evra Scares by Vizboy1: 4:03pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Vizboy1: 1:58pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
WaleBinSanusi:drop your number |
Politics / Re: FG Releases Breakdown Of 2017 VAT Revenue For 10 Months by Vizboy1: 4:27pm On Oct 31, 2017 |
Dedicating my FTC to all the hustlers out there your pocket will never run dry. Amen 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi Confronts His Baby Mama With Evidence (Pictures) by Vizboy1: 3:13pm On Oct 31, 2017 |
Airforce1:God bless you Air force |
Politics / Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by Vizboy1: 6:20pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
EliteBiz:lol no vex the thing pain me too |
Politics / Re: Danfo Buses Will Be Replaced From January 2018 - Lagos State Government by Vizboy1: 6:02pm On Oct 30, 2017 |
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began. -The client: is room 39 empty? -The boss: yes, sir. -The client: can I book it? -The boss: of course you can. -The client: thank you. Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g. The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have. The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else. Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39. After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor. The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise. In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first. He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table. The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling. The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself. After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle. The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g. This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before. Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face. The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions. The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up. To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before. The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before. In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room. -''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?'' -''I promise I will never let anyone know''. -''Swear'' -''I swear I won't reveal your secret'' So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss. Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone. When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading. Do you want to come and beat me? Me too, I'm looking for the guy who sent me this! � ��♂. 51 Likes 8 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Ali Baba, Olu Jacobs And Joke Silva In Adorable Photo by Vizboy1: 11:04am On Oct 30, 2017 |
The best relation ever is between two eyes “They blink together” “Move together” “Cry together” “See together” & “Sleep together” STILL “they never see each other directly” BUT “When they see a girl” One will blink and Other will not..! “Moral of the story” A girl can break any kind of relationship. 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: How Old Is Too Old For Your Kids To See You Naked? by Vizboy1: 10:47am On Oct 29, 2017 |
rebirthforgoody:exactly children are very smart you might think they don't know anything. I was surprise to see a 2years old baby operate an iPhone 7 like it was toy. |
Romance / Re: .. by Vizboy1: 2:18am On Oct 28, 2017 |
Iseeit:good luck to your hustle |
Romance / Re: .. by Vizboy1: 8:08pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
Even all those proof when he dey say he go provide they might be fake. I wanted to help him with me money but he refused to post his account details that shows that he's not serious. Nobodys: |
Romance / Re: Na By Force To Knack? Lady Curses Boyfriend’s Friend For Saying No To S3x, Read by Vizboy1: 5:23pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
Ftc 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Masters Degree Holder Hunts For Job On The Street (Photo) by Vizboy1: 2:26pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Ozavize88:not really sound like igarra name 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Masters Degree Holder Hunts For Job On The Street (Photo) by Vizboy1: 1:32pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Ozavize88:are you from Edo state or kogi. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Medical Center, Owerri Fresh Graduate And Mid-level Jobs Recruitment by Vizboy1: 10:44am On Oct 26, 2017 |
Politics / Re: PDP May Move Against Governor Fayose by Vizboy1: 10:32am On Oct 25, 2017 |
motun2017:see as you fine |
Romance / Re: Wedding Photos Of A Congolese Gay & His Belgian Lover Go Viral by Vizboy1: 10:25am On Oct 25, 2017 |
Igbo girls are the most beautiful, hard working, intelligent in the world, Meanwhile yesterday I was going to see my friend before I saw a Yoruba girl, she waved at me immediately I turned to respond her greetings, pepper entered my eyes |
Politics / Re: PDP May Move Against Governor Fayose by Vizboy1: 10:24am On Oct 25, 2017 |
Igbo girls are the most beautiful, hard working, intelligent in the world, Meanwhile yesterday I was going to see my friend before I saw a Yoruba girl, she waved at me immediately I turned to respond her greetings, pepper entered my eyes 1 Like |
Family / Re: List Of Clothing Materials Grooms Present To Brides In The North by Vizboy1: 9:56am On Oct 24, 2017 |
SEX A husband and wife visited a farm. They saw a bull having sex with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: "How many times does a bull have sex per day?" Manager: "6 times a day." The wife looked at her husband and said ".... u see!" Then the husband asked the manager Husband: "U mean 6 times a day with the same cow?" Manager: "No, no, with different cows everyday." Husband looked to his wife and said: " ....u see!" ������� 12 Likes |
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Man With Fake $880,000 Notes In Minna (Photos) by Vizboy1: 9:49am On Oct 24, 2017 |
SEX A husband and wife visited a farm. They saw a bull having sex with a cow. The wife asked the farm manager. Wife: "How many times does a bull have sex per day?" Manager: "6 times a day." The wife looked at her husband and said ".... u see!" Then the husband asked the manager Husband: "U mean 6 times a day with the same cow?" Manager: "No, no, with different cows everyday." Husband looked to his wife and said: " ....u see!" ������� 23 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Vizboy1: 9:39am On Oct 24, 2017 |
Krystaal:where you for see the joke liar |
Romance / Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Vizboy1: 6:38am On Oct 24, 2017 |
Breakup can really damage your health,I remember one time my girlfriend broke up with me via whatsapp while I was on my way to pick my cousin in school, I came home with the wrong kid 663 Likes 53 Shares |
Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland Is Here Again And Needs Your Help (new Sexy Pics Attached) by Vizboy1: 9:09pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
No difference between op and patapaa 3 Likes |
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Jumps To His Death From The 11th Floor Of His Condominium In Kajang by Vizboy1: 2:38pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
Romance / Re: I Buy Itunes And Other Gift's At Good Price. by Vizboy1: 12:21pm On Oct 23, 2017 |
If you are ready to pay first I have 100$ * 4 available |
Sports / Re: EPL: Chelsea Vs Watford @ 12:30PM by Vizboy1: 12:16pm On Oct 21, 2017 |
Go Chelsea |
Romance / Re: My Sister's Wedding Pictures by Vizboy1: 9:38am On Oct 21, 2017 |
That awkward moment when you woke up around 1am to urinate and your phone was just 3% �then coincidentally, Nepa brings light, you went to plug your phone then you go back to sleep immediately ��... You woke up in the morning around 8am and there was still light, you checked your phone and it was 1% �, then you realize you didn't switch on the socket ��... You switched the socket on immediately, Nepa took the light... ☹☹☹ The witches in your village will just whisper to your ear--- No do, No do, No do gara gara for me..... ������� 10 Likes |
Business / Re: How We Survived Recession In Nigeria – Jumia by Vizboy1: 8:41am On Oct 21, 2017 |
justi4jesu: Justi4jesu Na technology section you suppose dey watin u dey find here |
Business / Re: How We Survived Recession In Nigeria – Jumia by Vizboy1: 8:39am On Oct 21, 2017 |
Music/Radio / Re: Mr P - "Cool It Down" (Video) Peter Okoye by Vizboy1: 3:33pm On Oct 20, 2017 |
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