Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by vjsmiles: 6:19pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
funlord:

You really are the most _stupid goat I've ever met on NL! Since you think I am sinzu So let me just bury you once and 4 all So that you can get the message loud and clear U degenerate demagogue! Listen child! You've spent all night crying and all day frowning while furiously searching threads, stealing rhymes and insults, trying to cover the shame of the epic disgrace I gave you last night! But unfortunately I have ensured that your reputation as a biatch, a snake and a snitch is now set in stone! Your biatch nigger statue will be unvieled soon, and it will be located in front of your former "faculty of arts block in unilag" to serve as a severe warning to other students on how not to end up as another ignorant statistic such as yourself after graduation! If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid, and people like you need to wear helmets on a daily basis so that even when you walk into doorways or gates you don't get injured! That's how daft you are! I wanted to ask you how old you are, but I know you can't even count that high! This your moniker "darkend biatch rebel" should be changed to one that is more befitting of your status as a world reknowned BASIC _IDIOT! , maybe you should start calling yourself the "rebellious mathematics man", because all you ever do on NL or anywhere you find yourself in life is to add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance! You are very similar to the AIDS virus, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and you are solid proof of why everyone should always use protection. The facts are scattered all over for the world to see, we were all witnesses to your cowardice, just because you got your ugly chimpanzee looking ass tossed by a very friendly girl, you resorted to emotional blackmail and caused her to deactivate! True or false? You were caught in the hip hop section for stealing bars,! True or false? You always talk money shite but your broke ass that is supposed to always have cash is always looking for contributions for your "sufferman rap tournaments"! Can't you sponsor them yourselves? Mr OWO! By the way ,were is your album after all these years you dunce? No funds abi? Even most of your rap section homies have now crossed over and built alliances with each other against you because of how you have snitched, dissapointed or embarrassed them with your snake like ways! True or false? Your the same BASTARD that threatend to send "eiye boys" to some rappers in the rap section were you not, you also made the same threat to sinzu because he was giving you a "visual root canal"? True or false? Since you and everyone else knows that these list of charges against you are FACTS with ample evidence to back them up, why are you so pained? A good moniker name is better than riches but yours has been consigned to the toilets of history forever! You can never rebuild your rep here again na! Why can't you get that into your thick, expired condensed milk filled skull? I on the other hand have a stainless reputation on NL because unlike you I trample on bullies or fake _fucks like you for kicks and come to the rescue of the meek! Men, dude the sad reality about your life is this, you sir are a BIATCH, you come from a long line of biatches, pimps, crack hoes, harlots,_retards, scallywags, crackheads and yokels in your family tree so the fact that you are similar to them in traits and character is not suprising to any of us! While you spend your lonely anti social days and nights writng "wack, mad rapper-esque colonial rhymes" I am busy writing "cheques" like diddy! I told you last night that you are the epitome of a glorified "chibok boy" who does not know his place in society! You belong at the lower rung of societies totem pole! If dignity was money, you could maybe at least buy a fanta with yours. That is your level kid! Whenever I flick through your posts, I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a _moron is. I always get the perfect definition of one from reading the garbage you write and refer to as "posts" for us to read everyday and for free too. Meanwhile check through my threads or posts on NL compared to yours, I'm known for steadily dropping mad knowldege, reasonable advice, funny quotes and threads to make people happy on a whim because I'm here to have fun! But you on the other hand are an "ass wipe" only known for being a "HATER, dropping VANILLA ICE 1990 standard rhymes, a PM sending bandit and an arrogant _TWAT!" See your life? I’d really love to have this battle of wits with you but I don’t like fighting an unarmed person. You lack everything I have in abundance! Like "swag, similies, smarts, success, sex, succor and even sense! Your limited IQ is too insipid, vacous and infinitesimal to spar with that of a "master shadow boxer like myself!" Why don’t you just do us all a favour and slip Into something more comfortable like a coma? It would please even s.e.u.n! I've always wanted to ask you if being really _stupid is your profession or are you just gifted at it? Cause I really can't fathom this your "award winning kind of stupor"! Listen ape It’s not that I’m even smarter than you, its just that you’re dumber than everyone else on NL. But anyway _stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go, because from all your pathetic, unfounded and baseless claims to being smart, I have only come to discover that your intelligence is my gibberish! Even onila would slap you silly in a game of wits! Jealousy is a disease so I hope you get well soon! Now! My words hurt don't they? The truth is bitter innit? You wish I could just have a heart attack right now don't you? So that your rag of a moniker, reputation and life can receive some modicum of relief from my visual darts and ferocious style of vitriolic showers abi? never _fuckface! I'm still here! Now I would advise that you kindly stop spamming your lords mentions and get the hell out my world, YOU disease ridden, abrasive goat! Its a sin you know?
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by vjsmiles: 6:12pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
[size=14pt] dauymmmmm 
It's been long though [/size] |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: An Interview With Dygeasy, Mizmycoli, Thesonofmark And Barcanista by vjsmiles: 6:05pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
misssclassy: [color=#000050]Sense of humor?
Please, am I in another planet?[/color] [size=14pt] when i hear ^someone^ has sense of humour [/size]
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: An Interview With Dygeasy, Mizmycoli, Thesonofmark And Barcanista by vjsmiles: 6:03pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by vjsmiles: 5:53pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Sinnzu: are these the vocabs? i wont argue with you man, the best part of you ran down your mothers legs so its no shock that God made you share d same i.Q with a maize plant!
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Romance › Re: Ladies: Things Men Will Do When They Really Like You by vjsmiles(op): 5:47pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
dharay88:
very well. Plz import one ⁴me into ds thread.
Then i go cum baq 2read.  
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Romance › Re: Ladies: Things Men Will Do When They Really Like You by vjsmiles(op): 5:39pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Ladies: Things Men Will Do When They Really Like You by vjsmiles(op): 5:38pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
dharay88:
cominq from vjsmile. Lmfao.! 
Dude hw u wan make i take read daht bold long textbook u put ⁴dia... [size=14pt] magnification lenses [/size] |
Romance › Re: Ladies: Things Men Will Do When They Really Like You by vjsmiles(op): 5:22pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
naijaboiy: [color=#1980BC]Very true! 
And it's always good not to show your emotions so that they won't take you for a ride. 
That ego thing can pain them ehn!  [/color] [size=14pt] Asin eh... God sabi why im give us [/size] |
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Romance › Re: Ladies: Things Men Will Do When They Really Like You by vjsmiles(op): 5:15pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Midehi: its ok but why do men always have ego? [size=14pt] lets say it is embedded in us.. More like pir other half [/size] |
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Romance › Re: Ladies: Things Men Will Do When They Really Like You by vjsmiles(op): 5:10pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
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Romance › Ladies: Things Men Will Do When They Really Like You by vjsmiles(op): 5:07pm On Jul 05, 2015*. Modified: 5:44pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
When it comes to relationships, women actually think men are not really into it because we show no emotions, but the fact is, we are humans too and we do a lot of other things that you will marvel if you should see us doing them, just that we are good at hiding them. Don’t ask why, I think it’s just an ego thingy So to reveal some of the secrets, here are 5 things a man will do if he really likes you. We don’t do the same for every woman though and so if you want to find out if we are really doing this, you might want to become friends with our siblings so they can spy on us and tell you some of the things we do You should be rest assured that if you send us a romantic text message, we re-read it at any smallest chance we get, especially a simple text such as, “Honey, I’m Hot”. Trust me, we can read that text till thy kingdom come. This is just to keep you in our minds and nothing much. You might not know this but usually we hate most of the people you hate and the guys that love you. If you keep telling us negative things about some of your female friends and make it clear how you hate them, we’re likely to hate them too without you knowing. And if we notice another guy is into you, we’re likely to hate them too. You should know now.
. We Could Love You More Than You Know It A guy could pretend he is not really into you, but trust me, he could be more crazy about you than you know it. It’s just a way of preventing you from seeing our weak side. We also feel it might throw you off, we see it as a sign of weakness showing you how emotional we are about you, so you don’t take us for granted.
. We Stalk You On Social Media If a guy is really into you, trust me, he usually checks you out on twitter, facebook, badoo, hi5, instagram etc. you name it. He’s surely going to check on all your pages to see what you do, without ever informing you of what he does. He will surely read everything you post, every picture and activity. Even if he doesn’t comment or share them, he checks them. You are likely not to know he does this, but truth is, he does it. That’s when he’s really into you.
. We Spend More Time On Our Appearance Even if we’re not going to meet you or see you anywhere, we still spend more time on our hygiene and appearance and dress better than you might know. |
Nairaland General › Re: A Collection Of Extremely Funny Comments On Nairaland (Screenshots) by vjsmiles: 4:38pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by vjsmiles: 4:27pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
darkenedrebel: shut the fÜck up & go gulp her ovulates, we still won't care. see this simpleton, why would I e-duel a lowlife?
you are lucky I'm gentle nowadays. I don't even have your time ✘ [size=14pt] niqqah freaked out ? 
Continnuuui!!! And stop acting spineless  [/size] |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by vjsmiles: 4:24pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
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Nairaland General › Re: Help! Help!! Help!!! For 3 Days Now, PHCN Has Not Taken Light Ooooooo! by vjsmiles: 12:43pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
[size=14pt] what should we help you from? [/size] |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by vjsmiles: 12:28pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
funlord:

I'm glad you can now see why he is the most hated moniker trending on NL? Check his follow list! Na dat time you go know him level! Let him keep trolling! Internet slap don finish,the next 1 fit be real life! E be like say him dey think say wetin I dey hold 4 my dp na toy! He can't seem 2 understand that he is trapped in the matrix! Abeg silence is the best answer 4 a dunce of dat degree! Use your ignore button as I do! Since you done turn 2 sinzuulord! Lol [size=14pt] bro trusss me throwing words at each other aint tough enough
Fix a location for a showdown and show me some of those Rambo skills.
Darkenedrebel funlord sinnzu enough of this womanly ramblings..
Get your fighting boxers snd follow me to the ring [/size] |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by vjsmiles: 12:22pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
MrCork: ..juss wakekup....will talk later coz me off to the toilet to remove my menstruation pad!!!(no offeensse)   |
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Celebrities › 8 Things We Think Celebrities Do, But Don't by vjsmiles(op): 11:44am On Jul 05, 2015 |
[b] [size=14pt] *Use the toilet Who said they don't use the toilet? Going to "take a dump" in da toilet is an essential of man. So of course they do go to the toilet.
*Wear clothes only once So many people believe that celebs wear their clothes only once and then discard them as they prefer. Sorry to burst ur buble but no matter how rich they may be, they don't do that; atleast not all the time.
*Do not fall in love Because they go into a relationship and breakup easily, or marry almost 20x and still divorce 20x doesn't mean they've never fallen in love. Its just their lifestyle that create problems in their relationship, most of the time.
*Do not go to church/mosque Not all of them serve the devil...
*Bath 4 or more times a day Who has time to bath so much like that? If they are indeed bad ass celebrities, I see no reason why they should have so much time as to bath so frequently.
*Make money only from music/movies That's why most of them stay rich for life. They just don't depend on music/movies or whatever made them celebrities. The wise ones invest their money in other lucrative businesses. A good example is rapper Dr Dre.
*Do not pray Like I said earlier, not all of 'em serve the devil...
*Try to paint a different lifestyle from what they really are..
Have a blessed evening.
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland Landies Come In Here by vjsmiles: 11:33am On Jul 05, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: When You Ask Your Man To Leave You Alone And He Actually Does (picture) by vjsmiles: 11:05am On Jul 05, 2015 |
[size=14pt] Tcheeeeeeew! [/size] |
Celebrities › Re: Meet Tiwa Savage Twin, Shares Striking Resemblance! by vjsmiles(op): 9:58am On Jul 05, 2015 |
sexynabila: wen u r a celeb...people start looking for ur look alike.. [size=14pt] befote nkor [/size] |
Politics › Re: Buhari May Probe Cbn by vjsmiles: 9:46am On Jul 05, 2015 |
[size=14pt] probe ko? Cbn ni? 
People are dying in the hands of boko haram and yet not one single victory from The NA In buhari's words " we may negotiate with boko haram 
How do you negotiate with terrorists that have killed thousands and rendered many homeless..
"we shall fight kwaruption" according to buhari but Nyako, tinubu fayode are free men.
"i shall equal one £ to one # yet as of now a naira is 200 upwards to a dollar... I weep for Nigeria..
Baba one chance..
President Buhari [/size] |
Celebrities › Re: Meet Tiwa Savage Twin, Shares Striking Resemblance! by vjsmiles(op): 9:45am On Jul 05, 2015 |
Lalasticlala
Ishilove |
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Celebrities › Re: Terry G Flaunts His New House With Hilarious Caption...check On It by vjsmiles: 9:15am On Jul 05, 2015 |
[size=14pt] ooh my akpako master 
If not for weed(Portuguese weed) Terry Gzuz would have brought home a Grammy... 
Anyways congrats to him... Hope he doesnt disseminate his new crib with weed puffspuff ;Ds [/size] |
Celebrities › Re: Meet Tiwa Savage Twin, Shares Striking Resemblance! by vjsmiles(op): 9:14am On Jul 05, 2015 |
Amastermovic: Nice one but I don't believe [size=14pt] dont believe what? [/size] |
Celebrities › Meet Tiwa Savage Twin, Shares Striking Resemblance! by vjsmiles(op): 9:08am On Jul 05, 2015 |
[size=14pt] Her name is Juliet Kaycee Achebe. She’s cute but does she look like Tiwa?
Over to you... [/size]
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