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ProgrammingLearn To Program By Creating Working Applications - FREE by VMpi744(op): 9:16pm On Jun 09, 2020
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BusinessRe: ||SCAM ALERT!!! Don't Be A Victim||*UPDATES ON PAGES 1-7* by VMpi744: 5:40pm On Apr 13, 2020
Beware of this number.

07034421727

He claims to be a data reseller.
Would try to scam you and also gain access to your WhatsApp acct.

Ba careful!
TravelRe: Xenophobia: Airline’s Evacuation’s Plan Postponed by VMpi744: 5:28pm On Sep 06, 2019
That thing called the 1999 constitution clearly defines who is a Nigerian.
Go look am up. I no think say dem mention passport for there.


I would drop this here.

"Getting a passport doesn't make you a citizen, being a citizen allows you to get a passport."



SoNature:
When someone does not have a valid passport, how will you know he is a Nigerian?

Or do you want the plane to carry useless people from other West African countries and dump them in Nigeria?

I am sure we have enough population already
TravelRe: Xenophobia: Airline’s Evacuation’s Plan Postponed by VMpi744: 5:22pm On Sep 06, 2019
What part of the news stated how long their passports has expired. Maybe I missed that part.

Bro it could have expired just yesterday.. lol. We dont know.
BTW... there was a news that said the Nigerian Embassy in SA shut it doors against Nigerians when this whole thing was getting out of hand. Maybe they were rushing to renew their passports cheesy. We dont know.

So stop making statements based on assumptions that may be faulty.


kakakii:
You are the one not getting my point..
Even if you are a thief no one deserves jungle justice..

I'm saying when you are abroad you don't allow your documents to expired for that long...
TravelRe: Xenophobia: Airline’s Evacuation’s Plan Postponed by VMpi744: 5:17pm On Sep 06, 2019
Quick question. Were you living in the same city where the Nigerian High Commission was located? + How is the Nigerian Population Density in that country.

+ You dont know if they are currently working on renewals?

.........

That is not the main issue here sef.
Why didnt they just issue all of them ETC and carry them home already.

Naija Govt too like eye service. Look the kind thing wey dey make news.... we couldn't airlift the Nigerians in SA cos their Nigerian Passport has expired.... undecided

Shoroniyen...

kakakii:
I have been in that position of renewing my passport overseas before.. Yes the process was stressful but I know what's at stake..

Being a Nigerian in another man's country is stressful enough
Then a Nigerian with an expired passport in another man's land
...
There is no justification for that
TravelRe: Xenophobia: Airline’s Evacuation’s Plan Postponed by VMpi744: 5:06pm On Sep 06, 2019
Going by your logic (the same logic or line of thought you ascribed to Oga Lai), this would mean Nigerians in Nigeria with No Passport are not Nigerians. Na wa ooo undecided
This your logic no be here man.

If you have have ever gone through stress while renewing you passport in countries where Nigeria has just one Immigration office (usually Under the High Commission), you would know why people have expired passport.

The process is almost shit! Just the same way it is Nigeria. Spending hours on the queue just to do simple biometric.
Then you give a date for people come collect their new passport. They come on the stated date travelling from outta town (some people may have to fly or take night bus), only for them to be told their passport ain't ready cos The immigration is outta booklets huh


Then you tell them to apply for Emergency Travel Document if they need to travel to Nigeria Urgently. I have seen people cry or go into full rage outta frustration of the entire process.


In some other climes, getting a passport is easy peasy. Go to the post office or some other designated office. Get your biometrics captured, make payment and wait for your passport. No stories.

kakakii:
See am

How will you allow your Passport and travel documents to expire in another man's land without doing anything about it. Sometimes it's difficult to defend our people...

When FG said no Nigerian died people were shouting and saying Lai Mohammed, what do you expect FG to do when Nigerian citizens are not properly documented.
As far as the FG is concerned if a Nigerian nationals with no documentation died = No one died ..

Someone with no documentation can claim any country....


Made me remember one controversial video I watched about china harvesting people's organ ..

They arrest people with no documentation and harvest their organ making it difficult for people to locate them.
Only God knows how many of our Citizens have died abroad


Lalasticlala
PoliticsRe: South-West Tops List Of Domestic Debtors, South-East Least Indebted by VMpi744: 9:30am On Aug 20, 2019
Na wa ooo...

I do respect all your viewpoints and sentiments when news headlines like this one come up.

However, I find it hard to believe people still argue about this kinda things in 2019. undecided

SW vs SE
Ipob vs afonja
North vs South
Who has more profs....
Who has more doctors...
Who admitted more medical students...
Who has the best universities...
Etc....


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Of what economic importance are all these beer parlour arguments to Nigeria?
Or does this solve the leadership or security problems in the country.
Or does it change the fact that corruption has eaten deep into the core of our society?


Not to mention that some of the stats (if not all) being dished out are TOTALLY FALSE or NO LONGER VALID.

Have you asked yourselves how many of those profs or doctors are still in Nigeria? Or if all those students admitted to study medicine graduated with MBBS (or are even yet to graduate)? Or If most of these people (being cited in your statistical figures) have been killed by some highway robber or unknown gunmen?


Make una continue ooo.

But I wan make una know say all this arguments on Nairaland no help anybody.

The military juntas and the current political class really did a good job. DIVIDE > CONQUER > RULE FOREVER



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On a final note, I admire the length at which people go to defend their statements. We need such energy to checkmate these power hungry guys.
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CelebritiesRe: E-money Receives UNILAG Honorary Doctorate Degree by VMpi744: 4:08am On Apr 07, 2019
hisexcellency34:
UNILAG can do anything for money
Please be informed: The honorary degree was conferred on him by - European American University, Commonwealth of Dominica
Image1 source: http://advocateng.com/2018/05/01/olotu-conferred-with-honorary-doctorate-degree/
Image2 source: http://advocateng.com/2018/10/15/european-american-university-awards-umoidem-doctorate-degree-in-public-admin-leadership/

In case you are still in doubt, you can check these links:
http://www.theelitesng.com/oba-elegushi-bags-honourary-doctorate-degree-from-european-american-university/
https://www.reelmp3.com/2018/08/01/news-chairman-prince-osisioma-foundation-receives-honorary-degree-from-european-american-university/
http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/billionaire-wife-shade-okoya-conferred-with-honorary-doctorate-by-european-american-university-photos/


stop reading all these lazy blog posts.

Emoney never said the award was from UNILAG. But I think it was a deliberate an attempt to mislead the public. Considering the fact that UNILAG also held her 50th convocation this week + he took a picture with the UNILAG convocation banner behind him. Why accept an award from a school you aint proud of to start with huh

And for those who need an honorary doctorate, you know where to go!

CelebritiesRe: E-money Receives UNILAG Honorary Doctorate Degree by VMpi744:
First thoughts: Since when did we start wearing Blue and Yellow in Akoka huh and how did the UNILAG logo change overnight huh

Definitely not Akoka! Our colours: Maroon and Gold or Red and Black.

For the records: Only 3 people got Honourary Doctorate at this year's convocation which was aired live.
in case you missed it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5b7HO2v5Ws

So how did Emoney join the list. grin

CelebritiesRe: E-money Receives UNILAG Honorary Doctorate Degree by VMpi744: 3:49am On Apr 07, 2019
Emoney original post: "to God be the glory! I have just received a Honorary Doctorate Degree in Business Management and Corporate Governance at an event held inside the University of Lagos."
PoliticsRe: After Failing To Deliver Poling Unit, Obasanjo Slumps Into Quiet Mode by VMpi744: 6:35am On Feb 28, 2019
The postman for him house dey on sabbatical cheesy
PoliticsRe: We Don’t Issue Certificates Twice, We Only Issued Attestation To Buhari - WAEC by VMpi744: 4:09am On Nov 03, 2018
WAEC doesnot include F9 subject on the certificate.

Kennydoc:
Does JAMB not set exams on English and 3 other core subjects for candidates which they must pass before they can enrol into the university? Does that mean one doesn't need to pass those 4 subjects in WASSCE before applying for university admission?
In the statement of result issued by the principal of Government College Katsina in 2015, Mathematics was recorded for Buhari and it was shown he had F9. How come WAEC didn't record that Mathematics alongside Woodwork in which he also had F9?
Something is definitely fishy about this result, but you can be sure that more revelations will come out. We are watching.
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Check your whatsapp bro

Harryson10:
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DM me on Whatsapp only serious and relaible buyer
TravelRe: How Easy Is Getting Admission Into Netherlands Univeristies And Visa by VMpi744: 10:40am On Aug 16, 2017
doyinwbaby kindly check your mail.
TravelRe: How Easy Is Getting Admission Into Netherlands Univeristies And Visa by VMpi744: 10:39am On Aug 16, 2017
Thanks.

sochiwills:
sunday,embassy on monday, collection on weds
TravelRe: How Easy Is Getting Admission Into Netherlands Univeristies And Visa by VMpi744: 5:20pm On Aug 15, 2017
when did you travel to Accra and how many days did it take for you to get the sticker?

sochiwills:
hi,
sup?
TravelRe: How Easy Is Getting Admission Into Netherlands Univeristies And Visa by VMpi744: 11:51am On Aug 15, 2017
Hi sochiwills,

Sent you a pm.

sochiwills:
thanks
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Sahara Group Graduate Program 2017 by VMpi744: 6:55am On Apr 23, 2017
SaharaComedy grin

Wishing you guys all the best.
BusinessRe: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by VMpi744: 5:53am On Mar 22, 2017
€100 needed
Jobs/VacanciesRe: I Got A Call From Coronation Merchant Bank, Please Who Also Got A Call by VMpi744: 7:56am On Jan 29, 2017
Hi Akpasomething

recruitment was concluded in December.
& from what I heard TS starts in a couple of weeks from now.

Akpasomething:
Hey bro..

Any news from Coronation?
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Pictures pls
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2016 Firstbank Graduate Trainee Programme by VMpi744: 3:22am On Dec 16, 2016
When a test provider says "calculators are not allowed for this test", they wont set things that require it. Its that simple.

magoosh. com/gmat/2016/can-you-use-a-calculator-on-the-gmat/

Veritasprep. com/blog/2015/06/gmat-tip-of-the-week-no-calculator-no-problem/

TheBatman:
GBAM, I didn't want to talk before, but man you gave a good reply.
The thing is all those strategies and M16s and what have you are all cool and fun until you have close answer options like 44.67 and 45.23. Tell me how approximation wan help. The only thing approx can do for you is to reduce your options to maybe 2 or 3, but it can't give you the answer nor help you guess accurately. Those dragnet guys are smart/wicked. They would give you 2 very close options, lemme now see how your strategies go save you without a calculator. Though if we had a calculator sha, so men for they get like 90% for maths, cause those questions no too hard.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2016 Firstbank Graduate Trainee Programme by VMpi744: 2:50am On Dec 16, 2016
Q2:153
O you who have believed, seek help through patience and prayer. Indeed, Allah is with the patient.

Q33:3
And put your trust in Allah, and Sufficient is Allah as a Wakil (Trustee, or Disposer of affairs).

I don't know why but I just felt compelled to share them. These verses resonate in my head almost everyday.

In the end, we would all look back to this period and have a reason to give thanks (ISA).

mayoor15:
But guy you try o.... if me Seph begin count go count like 8 this past year... anyways I put my trust in God, for those believing it's by power, strength or brilliance, it is well with their soul but for me, I put my trust in God for the best
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2016 Firstbank Graduate Trainee Programme by VMpi744: 2:21am On Dec 16, 2016
The fear of being miscontrued = One reason I dont like talking on the forum.
Brag lohun lohun. What sha it profit a man? undecided

If that is the way you see it, no wahala.

See you at the top bro.

Tee2014:
Hi Guys, I've been following this thread for a long while, and I find it rather baffling that you guys resort to bragging about your brilliance and intelligence in writing aptitude tests, in the guise of sharing relevant information to other applicants. From experience(After going through the recruitment stages for coys like KPMG, MTN, P&G, FMNPLC, Standard Chartered Bank,Sterling Bank, First Bank, Coronation Merchant Bank;all in the past 1 year), even though most coys have cutt-off marks, they still take the highest scorers irrespective of the number of individuals who pass the cutt off mark. So its not by your expertise in passing aptitude tests, but the score distribution amongst the total applicants.


Instead of this show-off which as a matter of concern, would trouble applicants on this thread who are already losing hope on success mails, or feeling intimidated, I rather, you, pray that you fall among the candidates selected for the next stage or share information concerning the next stage. FYI; Not all applicants nationwide are Nairalanders!!! In case you are getting so confident on getting a success mail as a result of negative feedbacks about the test on NL!

This is STAGE 1, there are @ least 3 More, before you can then, start dishing out advice to prospective applicants on how to land the job as you have done. So please lower your horns and do the needful. (As the saying goes, "the higher you go, The greater the fall"wink.

I wouldnt want you to go mute when success mails start rolling in to successful applicants (as is the case when NL's brag and are not invited for the next stage)...So please let the thread be used to share information and help people land their dream jobs.

I only talk when it's necessary...I just want to make common sense!!!

I hope my little excerpt helps!!! Wish Y'all the best!!!

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