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Zammydagreat: 4ck BBM is getting boring cos of all diz f4ckd up tecno users

And you use a Z10 right??

And this news isn't confirmed #Adonbilivit Stop spreading fake shii.. this pic was taken long ago before now

@Iam_Gbenga ....no need to holla,i follow back automatically

so u are telling me that the tecno phantom I struggle buy dey demonic Park well abeg

vislabraye: Restaurant looks nice. Where is it ?

LMAO

KUBANJI DIRECT ON RADIO CONTINENTAL EVERY WEEK DAY AT 7PM.....THE PARLOR SHOW ON RADIO CONTINENTAL EVERY SUNDAY AT 4PM ..
I'M PAINED THAT ILORIN DOES NOT HAVE A MEANINGFUL RADIO STATION EXCEPT FOR UNILORIN FM.. FOR WE STUDENTS, IT'S IN LAGOS YOU FIND THE MEANINGFUL STATIONS.. NOT FORGETTING TO ADD "TALK NIGERIA" ON RADIO CONTINENTAL EVERY WEEK DAY 10AM ...NIGERIA INFO DEY TRY SHA

JESSE JAGZ IS THE BEST!!! HIS LYRICS ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD... THAT THY NATION COME ALBUM IS THE SH***T

ehmasjet: sorry i am not tryin to mock him, besides i gave him money afta d shot,its jst for us to share our experiences,,,,,,weda gud or bad...tanks...

STFU.. U COULDN'T HAVE GIVEN HIM MONEY.. from the angle of that pix, u were in a bus and couldn't have given him money cos the man does not run after buses and the driver couldn't have stopped for you to give him money... we are not fools here

This news is confirmed... just saw it on TVC news

84 kg? U weigh na....

Where that my stupid roommate wey spoil my original Nokia ear piece before ASUU strike?? Make strike finish make I separate him head comot from im neck

Make I add my own.. How does this Topic affect the weight of my humble wallet

Emereolevanwill: The blind man said he saw it

Emereolevanwill: The blind man said he saw it

MY LIES ARE TRUE

iterator25: Nigerian youths now compare stadia to vagiina ..ASUU where art thou?

MUMU OF LIFE

My first topic on nairaland so I thought a lil bit of humour to ease ur day..
Ladies and gentlemen, hobos and tramps,
Bug-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants!
I'm about to tell you a story I've never heard
before,
So pull up a chair and sit on the floor.
Admission is free, so pay at the door.
One fine day, in the middle of the night,
two, dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and saved the lives of the two dead boys.
If you don't believe my lies are true,
ask the blind man, he saw it too!

ednut1: Hollande thunder fire ur mouth, u guys are d once funding dis terrorists, u paid ransom, nw ur cookin up dis silly story, bloody Arrow

ONCE OR ONES?? be fast before they descend on you

Wahala90: Now go to this page. You will find some of Seun's posts that I think by now, he must be feeling embarrassed posting them.

There is nothing to feel embarrassed about on that thread

he neva talk the money wey dem wan refund... money used in bribing INEC ,voters or money for campaign... make im talk truth so that we go know im mind

Rejoice5000: How can i be? are my not the one that wrote them and post.did i cover my eyes while posting them.mtweeeeen.

are you One of those graduates that can't write a simple letter cos ur grammar na diee

Rejoice5000: How can i be? are my not the one that wrote them and post.did i cover my eyes while posting them.mtweeeeen.

are you One of those graduates that can't write a simple letter cos ur grammar here na die

[quote author=Richy.]Ok for people that doesn't have Bible, let me explain to you what we are talking about according my version'

Adam woke up from sleep that faithful day with a hard on. full stretched at about 7.5inch. Eve was very surprised to see Adam in that manner.

when the devil in form of the snake saw how Eve was looking at Adam's stuff, with surprise written all over her, he said to her, "that thing you are looking at is capable of making you wise" if that man gives you that, you will know every thing. from your menstruate period, free period etc.

When she looked at Adam again she could not resist the apple Adam had between his legs. so she approached Adam and asked him to have her there and then. so Adam resisted a little because he was scared of God and would not like to disobey.but Eve chested out for Adam to see her bobbies very well and what he was missing. and Adam could not help himself. and they began to help themselves with the fruit.

Immediately they finished, their eyes were opened they discovered that it was really sweet and they have to cover that sweet part to avoid any animal from seeing it. as they were looking for coco-yam leaves, God Called Adam. where are you, he said he cannot answer God because he is naked. and he asked him who told you you were Naked.......... etc

So the OP is asking who was to be blamed. this explanation is for the non Christians to understand what the thread is all about. pls do not thank me it is free. [/quote]LMAO.. U DEY MADT GAN

[quote author=nutty_hnic]Mans foolishness that is being reflected till today

But Africa suffers much....so we are more foolish[/quote]what are they saying.. what are you saying??, how does It correspond

Omo these pics funny die.. See as dem dey mumu themselves.. especially the girl

[quote author=Dive-Bomber]I agree with you that in all fairness power should return to the north most likely in 2019. However, GEJ might hand over to someone from the MB, after all they are also northerners and Nigerians too; it must not be the hausa/fulani. And a south easterner would be set as vice president. This will ensure that somehow, power comes to the SE eventually.

Don't you think the middle-belters deserve a short at the presidency too or must it be hausa/fulani or is the MB no longer part of the north? Besides, we can hardly trust this country with the hausa/fulani for a long time especially because of all that has been happening recently in the north.[/quote]What a f up reasoning!! must it go to the north?? I'm contented with whoever is there as long as he is working and changing the country

onomeasike: A president whose children were going to school when the rest of the Nigerian schools were shut for official reasons.
A A president whose wife was busy and shamelessly collecting honorary awards in a foreign foreign university while nigeria's public universities were shut!

Gbam... #lobatan... is this the kind of person my dad wants me to vote for come 2015?? I'd rather vote for the devil

ilugunboy: Such sensitizing will only resonate with SE only....

For every reason you bring against Buhari....we will bring out 10 against JONATHAN.

Wa gbayi.. Solid point there

Alfa Seltzer: we are top!
we are top!
we are top!
we are top!
Up gunners!

[quote author=Alfa Seltzer]we are top!
we are top!
we are top!
we are top!
Up gunners gunners rock

berem: What do you need?

Its been a long time I served in the beer parlour. Damn! Must have missed lot of customers.

Hot bottle of stout

Nobody dey serve nii??

Barman abeg one bottle of hot stout to get myself in the zone before things properly begins