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sunnymighty:
Sorry the Car is actually on E-hailing platform with a driver attached to it.

Okay then.

sunnymighty:
Are you driving or to be driven?
How many days a week?

Good evening. I'll be driving. 24/7

Hello All,

I would be relocating in August.

I need a car for rent between now and August to commute to work daily.

I can afford 100k - 150k monthly.

I sold mine last week to build proof of fund.

Anyone with an offer should please DM. I live in Lagos and I am available for verification.

Thanks

Hello All,

I would be relocating in August.

I need a car for rent between now and August to commute to work daily.

I can afford 100k - 150k monthly.

I sold mine last week to build proof of fund.

Anyone with an offer should please DM. I live in Lagos and I am available for verification.

Thanks

ruggedsoul:
where are u located

Lagos

FortifiedCity:
When is the interview

18th of this month.

Dear Nairalanders,

I have a job interview coming up and part of it includes driving test. I need help here and I am willing to pay.

God bless somebody.

Thanks.

ednut1:
i hv since 9.20

okay thanks. Pls check your mail again.

ednut1:
d pic looks like coincidence, Blacks will be screaming racism bt are far worse. the tribalism we exhibit is wat? the Caribbean man when he see ur funny african name will also discriminate against u. abegi

ednut1 please kindly respond to my pm. Thanks

ednut1:
they all started from d church but bcam bad boys later

Bro! I just sent you a PM.

It's urgent please.

I just sent you an email now. Please get back to me ASAP.

Thanks.

Hello sir, can I ask you an urgent question?

Jarus:
LOL. This will generate controversy.


But this should be clear: this is for IRK classes. It's like recommending a book for Biology. If you don't take Biology in the first place, you don't have any business with the book.

Chai! I don miss this woman die! Na now I know sey I love her!!! Faka mama!!!

Moderator please help move this to the proper place.

Happy Democracy day to naija and happy birthday to me!

Hi Nairalanders, I would love to celebrate my birthday by celebrating, my mother, your mother, our mothers with this epistle.

Maternal Instincts

Iyaniwura iye bi iye,
Iya ko se fowo ra,
O loyun mi fun osu mesan.....


I woke up this morning in the cold region of the western world feeling strange just like every morning, only that this morning am feeling strangely excited. I have been away from home for years and I have been so far away from you, mother. Haa!!! iya mi owon!

Going back the memory lane, today mark another year that you brought me into this world. You did not just give birth to me like any other primates but also nurtured me into a man, 'abi bawo? mo ti wu irugbon now'. I remembered how you breastfed me until I was three. Even then I had to dragged my few months old sister. E jeun omo pe lagbara Eledua!...... Father left the land of the living before I could read ABC and you were left to cater for us all, sending us to school even up to university level 'no be moimoi abeg'. Eba mi ki mama ku ise ojare!

iya eni losa eni
oosa bi iya osi.

Eyin ara mi: Iya ose ropo! Gba be!!! Won so be motu tunwi!!!

Itumo:

To every one reading this: Mothers are irreplaceable!

I remembered the day I beat Leke, the only son of iya Yetunde, 'wo iya jemi lojo naa'. The woman locked me inside her compound and she and her 4 daughters beat the crap out of me using cudgels, stones and others. I managed to escape by scaling a 6 feet fence to avoid story that touches the heart of mosquitoes. What happened sef? I went into her compound to woo one of her daughters, the youngest and the most pretty. Apparently, Leke did not like the idea so he got overprotective and confronted me. As a sharp guy I quickly used him to 'gba' star. To my greatest surprise, the girl I went to woo joined hand in beating me...afi bi film trick ni lojo naa..

Just few days ago I played a game, called Dixit, with a group of people including a mother and her son. The game has a simple rule of picking a card and saying a word that describes the card but in a coded way. Then others have to drop similar cards that fit the description of the original card. Finally, the cards are turned and each individual try as much as possible to guess the original card. In summary it is a psychological game that involves understanding the thoughts of others. The only mother that played the game with us defeated us all. Despite the fact that we were more familiar with the game(as it was her first time). She defeated us simply because she is a mother who understands how we think giving that she has a son within our age range who also played the game. That mothers are natural psychologists is left for the random variables be it Bayesians or the Frequentists. ...awon lomo emi ti wi temi.......Maternal instincts..... hmmmmm..

Ko tan sibe o!

Who sat and watch your infant head
When sleeping on your cradle bed,
And tears of sweet affection shed?
..........

I love you before me.....and I will always do forever and a day, mother.

You did not only protected me from external forces but also from myself. I remembered the 'igbaju' and 'ifoti' that you normally used to reset me to my natural default whenever I wanted to 'yayakuya'. Oooh! Let me share this:

When I was a boy, I would go to be with my pals and only come home when things go wrong. This fateful day, an older boy bullied me and he got a stone at the back of his head...'mofoko fo weyrey lori danu'..... Then as usual I ran home and pretended as if all was well. Later in the day the guy came to claim damages but mother protected me after I lied to her that I was not involved...... 'mo mope iro oda'.... but this is justifiable, lobatan!... When the guy and his parent left, mother beat the hell out of me for lying to her and for fighting.....'iya yi poo'....... When she was calmed I asked her how she knew that I lied and she said just this : Se mi ko mo bi e ni?....Am I not your mother? In otherwords, I know what you are capable of, son. I learnt my lesson never to lied to her again albeit in a hard way.

Oro po nu iwe kobo amo, e nje danu duro.

Lastly,

These and many others are the reasons why it breaks my heart when mothers commit crime against the nation. Such as is evident in my lovely country. How could a woman and a mother that was supposed to care for the nation as she would to her children be found wanting?..... Ojukokoro lofa! oju to ti mu epo yo.....How could a woman that was supposed to back us and tie us with wrapper lest we fall....yakata...... blinded us with it instead? Ibeere, e je agbe yewo.


Iyaniwura iye bi iye,
Iya ko se fowo ra,
O loyun mi fun osu mesan.....

Emi omo ana ti wa ndagba bayi o!
Mo ni dagba oshi mo deni yayakuya!!
Gbogbo wahala awon obi wa lori wa oni jasasan o!!!
Ase! Ase!! Ase!!! Loruko whatever you are serving.....

Bo se jeni yen o!


I love you mother!

Darayola:
All what buhari promises is a reality in sweden (@ least that am sure of)....they even pay dia citizen (old and young) a monthly allowance for survival. so, wheather u are workin or not, u are sure of ur three square meal.
And that alone as drastically reduced crime rate to its bearest minimum.
And yet, her annual budget is not up to half what nigeria budgets for a yr.

The population in Sweden is not even up to that of Lagos and yet they make as much money as we do.

Sweetguy25:
If you have about 3gb of data to spare, I can give you video tutorials to download. Excellent tutorials.

Hi Sweetguy25.

Am interested in the offer if you don't mind.

ceejayluv:
You guys are seriously overrating the grandpa... I'd be more confident in el-rufaI, ribadu and Akunyili ...

Well said! I couldn't agree any further!

El-Rufai and Ribadu are one of a kind; Fearless, Intelligent and Unpredictable. Dora Akunyili? R.I.P


Lets just hope that Buhari is the man we all want him to be.

jaybee3:
Why coventry?
I'm guessing she ain't that bright but then again she doesn't really need to

You are not far from the truth. Too many Nigerians in that so called school. Some of them will not even be offer masters in naija unis.

Kasala don burst o!

Insiders alleged that the governor is deeply troubled with the recent development in his state.

The first trouble he is dealing with is the impeachment move being put together by 19 APC lawmakers.

Secondly, the man has bite the finger that fed him.

He has offended President Goodluck Jonathan greatly and the man has decided to leave him to his fate.

Sources inside the Presidency alleged that Fayose’s trouble with President Jonathan started during his re-election campaign. It was alleged that Jonathan entrusted his N21 billion campaign fund into Fayose’s hand which he allegedly mismanaged.

Why President Jonathan Turns Down Request To See Fayose On His Visit To Aso Rock

PDP sources said the President is angry with Fayose over mismanagement of campaign cash and image problem the governor caused him by his relentless attacks on the President-elect, General Muhammadu Buhari, which soared support for the retired General while diminishing the profile of the President.

Security sources said Fayose compounded problem for himself while condemning President Jonathan for not using soldiers for the election.

“Security officers were holding a meeting with the governor and he was told to ensure adequate security to douse tension. Carelessly, the governor said he was not sure whether “that stupid President will agree like he refused to do during the presidential election”.

“Unfortunately, Fayose did not know that he was being recorded. The tape was sent to the President who after listening to it decided to leave Fayose to his fate.

Yesterday, Governor Ayodele Fayose was said to have sensed the danger coming for being rude to his political god-father, the man who brought him back into Ekiti State House from exile.



Read more: http://newsrescue.com/pictures-fayose-packing-out-of-ekiti-state-house-called-jonathan-that-stupid-president-on-tape/#ixzz3X0GmvES7

Conspiracy theories here and there. Na real wa o!

His administration is corruption personified simple! Its not what he did but what others did because he let them. Embezzling public fund is one thing but giving presidential pardon to wanted criminals is a signal to the rest of the world that the Jonathan government condone stealing of public funds.

From a religious point of view who are we to judge? Perhaps the Otueke fisherman is trying to act like the biblical Jesus. But again one needs to be submissive to higher authority and last I checked Nigeria operates the rule of law and at such the law is the highest authority which everyone must submit to.

As much as I like the man I do not like his administration for one bit.

Well, there is still time for redemption, sir. Just expose the thieves in your administration to the General and he would handle things from there. Just so you know sir, we are aware of some names that should top the list e.g madam petrol.

Goal!!!!

May his soul rest in peace.

iyenimofe:
Yes, that's what I mean. You can link absolutely by typing the full pathname of the image as the link source.

Hi webmaster, can I use mtn mobile money to receive money on wordpress websites? If yes, how? If no, suggestions?

Stabbed 11 times!?

This is not murder but execution. Its so unfortunate that her life was wasted in such manner. A message to all is that we should all be careful of who we relate with especially when it comes to love affairs. This could be a consequence of failed/jilted love affairs. Some peeps don't really know how to handle disappointment in relationship.

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So much for a first lady! In professors Soyinka's voice: Be a lady first before being a first lady! A wise woman keepeth her mouth and take care of her home but not my first lady. Just know that your husband needs more than goodluck to retain his presidency and all your rants will only damage him politically. I can never vote for a man with a tout as wife!!!

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