₦airaland Forum

skarlett:
[size=20][b]No time for bïtching. . . . . . just bars. . . .

The tale of a great Amazon - LANICKY[/size]


•In the Kingdom of Nairaland/the ensemble of the grand and damned/the daffodil Lanicky was to be crowed Madam/. . she was deadly like Abu Azrael in Afghanistan/. .then the contest grew frosty . . .the haters wanted to have her hanged/but the masses loved her. . . . .the way Ragnar Lothbrok loved Athelstan/

•She was built for mainstream/has so much youth and great dreams/the 50k is hers to grab - she's gonna bruise and glaze spleens/ . . .she has brains, swag and an astute campaign team/

•The contest was stiff. . .but quite tantalizing/the hype too was rising/It seemed one-sided at first. . . . . . till Mimzy was caught plagiarizing/

•Lanny skyrocketed and had y'all hit with a boulder/ . No one's in her range. . . .though they peep through a rover/ She's Irving Leslie. . . .and she moves like a cobra/. . .whoever tests her. . .will no die with no heart. . . .Tito Vilanova/

•Her physique is sacred geometry - unlike y'all she ain't manky/and she glides when she walks - like legs doing Stanky/her meteoritic rise is why y'all are parky/Love Lanny and stop going green . . . like Bruce Banner when he's angry/

• Take lessons - Lanicky is a tutor/if you're a fiend - you'd be jettisoned off her schooner/she'll leave your face swollen like the Benihana Buddha/. . . .y'all are just litluns in this race - Lanny is a barracuda/

•I woulda voted refiner but Lanny is finer/a vicious hyena. . .with a pack of coyotes behind her/She moves with feline grace. . .no doubt, she's primer/Since the days of Moses. . .Lanny's been keeping y'all underground. . . .like Chilean miners/

•Lanny's wits gon be the real decider/she can't bovvered by the hate - it ain't worth a lil saliva/At the end of the day. . . .y'all would still need Lanny to connect.. . . .like Psiphon and Simple Server/

•Lanny remains sangfroid - in the face of opposition/she isn't after fame - or material acquisition/. . .Bow down to Lanny. . . .toll the bells for benediction/Whoever opposes . . . .expect his execution!!/


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whirlwind7:
ALL OF THEM!
Nollywood movies are so lame and pitiful, you can't help but cry every time you watch them. About once a year, I try to convince myself that they have improved, by trying to watch at least one.
I hardly get beyond 10 minutes before turning it off.

MissSlimbody:
Op, your foolishness is legendary.




No offense