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Hello house..I really wanto lose weight buh I can't just get my self to stop eating! I weigh 80 nd I wuld like to get down to 68.I wuld lyk to knw how long dat will take too.I hv fat arms,nt soo fat tho,hips nd thighs..I registered in a gym nearby buh most of deir equipment re faulty so I hv stopd goin.help a sister o

pri3stess: I think you should just get Vitamin E oil, it's very effective in getting rid of scars and stretch marks, it's the main ingredient in all of those high end stretch mark creams. The oil is quite pricey, but after using it, you will realize that it's work every naira that you spent on it.

Pls where can one get d vitaminE oil? I hv bin usin shea butter buh I dnt tink itz working.

Okija_juju: So much Mary Kay, I doubt if her mother would even recognize her..



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U hav neva heard of d word Change abi? She took dz pics some yrs back,u dnt expect her to remain lyk dz forever.Enemy of Progress!

002: U are welcome voucher, we av decided to live healthily, welcome on board, what's ur weight now and ur target.

tnx,I weigh 80,5ft 8inches tall..my target is 65.I need to reduce my hips!

Good Evening House..errmm I tink I wuld love to be part of this.

Oluwafunmilayo95: Awwwww....very cute....





**I no go say that thing wey pipo wey comment first dey say **

hahahahahahahahahahaha..u jus said it naa

Are the clearance officers there?

Goodmorning..I ve seen metaphycist,makzino,chiemeka ..I ve bin cleared buh av nt gotten d record files,cleared for GST.I tink av gone halfway in d journey

Tare1: Yes Love.... Lemme av ur num

08060867658

Tare re u in school already?

Ifeyz: 2k + strees worth 5k

Okay,tnx

Metaphycist: Waec print out 1st
Uniben Admission Letter 2nd
Original Jamb result 3rd
Jamb Admissn leta 4th
Other documents sud follow witout any sequence.
We r payin 4 student record file.

how much re we paying for student's record file?

Karo168: Wetin I do jamb na..dem don give err1 dere admission letter even ppl dat anoda skul was showing dere..derez have changed na onli me remain..yY dey hate me lyk dis na

re u sure u clicked on 2012?

Hian!! I cant remember coming across post(s) saying dat metaphycist and jessica re dating..I wonder whr Idriswhite got dat one from..D only ppl officially dating on dz thread is Myself and Makzino..*sips smirnoff*

Rkm6: Can't Wait To See All Of You,Especially Voucher And Jessica!!!

same here

Idriswhite: You guys have turned this thread into a comic relief where one can just sit and watch unfolding drama of Jessica,obago,metaphysicist,Voucher and other characters.As a good drama analysist.I have to analyse this play for the newcomers.Voucher is the birthday lady who caught the attention of many.Her BB helps her to link up with many of her clients that use BB.Obago is a young man who can't control his tongue therefore bringing himself into incessant troubles with Jessica,a woman who would not let tongue wagged on her escapades.Metaphysicist is the man that talks alot on ravaging issues affecting their Thready-nation,Uniben in a mild ways therefore winning to himself the supports and affections of the country women of which Jessica happened to be one.Watch Out For How The Play Ends In The Country,Uniben.I rest here.

*Drinking Pepsi nd reading ur story# O-O

mustrule: Umuazi nwebenu anwuri na udo di... Nwa akwonazu amahi na ije nafiaru... Ka chi foo nu...1 Love.

Ka chi foo..Onye nwee anyi nonyere gi

WackyJ1: if you can zip up the documents you need and send it to me i can help you from here. i'm doing my sister's own tomorrow

Tnx,i'm done with myn.

Metaphycist: Just made my 600th post of dis thread!!!
Meaning I'v made abt 6.04% of d total posts n hv on an average made a post in virtually all d pages.
#team record smashers#

And dz puts food on ur table? *picks race*

*Passing by* #whistling#

WackyJ1: na wa oh. lol. hope you've finished your online clearance?

U wanna help me wit it?

Makzino: hahahaha,,,wow.... Add me voucher 32f411c3

Nope,i deleted U cos u annoyd me.won't add u again!

Metaphycist: @Voucher,seems u aint settled wit Makzino yet though he's been pipping u.
No time 4 long grudges,it's been long dat happened.
Wana settle dis once n for all.
**takes voucher's hand n plances it on dat of Makzino n tells voucher 2 say...I love u**
Voucher:I love u Makzino
*Both smile n embrace each other *

We settled a long time ago..ok,lemme make it official! We re Dating now..

Eghosa graviti: All dem preety gals shld ff me on twitter @Eghosagraviti just mention moi and I wld ff back.warning if u are not up to 18 don't follow me o. Voucher,Angelswt,jessy,tare,srah oya u know what to do. My pin for the ladies 321DA0F5. Benkings no reply my post or I break ur head on Friday.cos I dey enter benin on Friday.

accept my request on bbm

Davidtolu: Yes guy, I am number one. I neva add 2 any money but frm der heart dey would add demself.

From deir hrt dey wuld add? Ur parents re good ppl o

ikisehchuks: Hmm...why would ur dad tink so abt his beloved daughter na...unless u ve bn scamin him before...right?

( ˘˘̯) Just small scam

I typed all dz payments..dnt want my dad to tink i'm tryna scam him! D money is much o

Metaphycist: It comprises of....
Faculty clearance:10,000
Departmental clearance:3000
Gst clearance: 6,500
Student record file: 3000
And oda Miscellaneous expenses!
If u come 2 Benin 4 physical clearance wit 5 or 10 thousand, u beta prepare to break one leg,burst one eye den hold umbrella and stainless plate in front of maingate 2 start begging.

Chaii!! D money involved in all dz is much! Pls re u sure itz only dz tins we ll be paying for cos i dnt want popsy to shout on me if i disturb him after dz

Metaphycist: TOTAL AMOUNT 2 BE SPENT!!!
Clearance fee:45,000
Online service:2000
Physical clearance:30,000
School fee: 46,000
Hostel(on camp only):8,500
Accomodation(off k):70,000
School Properties:30,000
Pocket Money:10,000
Total wit Hostel only:181,500
Total wit accomodation:233,000
So 45,000 4 clearance z jst d begining.Prepare 4 gross expenditures!

30,000 for physical clearance? I'm seeing dz for d first tym

Chiemeka orizu: @voucher honey relax ok! No prob is beyond rectification ok! I know you will get through this. Just don't let this weigh you down ok!

Thanks.

obago: Confusion in the air. May God help all the ITK.

U re very Stupid for referring to me as an ITK..

I tink i made a mistake..can smone upload his or her clearance slip lemme see wat it is like or jus tell me d content pls...*CRYING*