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 Literature › Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 6:42pm On Apr 25, 2019 |
Time for good criticism Ishilove Divepen1 Sokodobo Centino Fictioncritic Larrysun |
| Literature › Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 6:08pm On Apr 25, 2019 |
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| Literature › Re: The Thorny Path To Italy- A Novel By Akíntayo Akinjide by Wadewaltz(m): 5:39pm On Apr 25, 2019 |
It is not of the great Wadewaltz to drop Generic comments but DIVEPEN1 I must confess,You are making yourself an enemy by outshining my story.If Only I could luanch a blitzkrieg on all the writers here so people would only read mine  |
| Literature › Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 5:35pm On Apr 25, 2019 |
Time for good criticism Ishilove Divepen1 Sokodobo Centino Fictioncritic Larrysun |
| Literature › Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 5:33pm On Apr 25, 2019 |
Time for good criticism Ishilove Divepen1 Sokodobo Centino Fictioncritic Larrysun |
| Literature › Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 5:25pm On Apr 25, 2019 |
And Clement was tipsy,he decided to try-out the doll-house. The entrance was a single door down an alley with doors by your side and female hooker names like Chrystal,Rexxy e.t.c on top of it. "Rexxy,bexxy,sexy,they all sound infected to me"Clement said to himself in his drunken state as he walked past the doors reading the names above "I bet they all look ugly.......Haha....This sounds nice and uninfected,M-A-R-I-A"He pushed a door open to meet a woman in a little advanced age but still good looking with a young body,scantily dressed with a short gown,on the bed and a man who was shuffling to put on his clothes "Men,learn how to knock"The man said with a red face,not really pleased as he exited the room.Clement wanted to point-out the fact that he had a ring on but he was already out of ear-shot Then he focused on the woman on the bed. "A MILF,Me likey"he said still tipsy as he staggered to the bed. "That will cost you some"She said stretching out her palm for money,Clement didn't bother to ask |
| Literature › Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 5:10pm On Apr 25, 2019 |
Furnished with money by Wadewaltz so he could carry out his investigation without any hitch. His room was upstairs and he was feeling bored.He could not sleep either as the sounds from downstairs kept him awake.He for once thought of Jide and his musical ambition,the good years when they were friends,the time he tried to hide that letter from a girl but was not all successful.The feeling of guilt was starting to creep back in so he decided to get things out of his mind.He went to the pub downstairs that would not allow him sleep.While climbing down the stairs he made a mental note to move to a more expensive hotel the next morning as he was not really enjoying the noise from the pub. Downstairs at the pub,it was rowdy,night crawlers everywhere and prostitutes.There was this strange man at a corner discussing in hush tone with a strong-looking guy.Their eyes met once and he looked elsewhere.Clement wondered why they were discussing in whispers under this loud music and rowdiness.A couple of drinks later |
| Literature › Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 4:57pm On Apr 25, 2019 |
Multiply.It is a simple logic,times are hard and people would do anything for money and that was what Wadewaltz had,MONEY or rather state's money. He took his bath and was ready for the day,he had a meeting with diplomats who were on his neck as the date of expiration of his time in office was coming to an end and he was yet to make any plan for hand-over,making the international community to worry. Clement felt a bit of guilt but his happiness was on the higher side.For a moment,he forgot he was still in Troll and was still under a dictator,atleast he got rid of one as he was under two before.The world felt fresh again,the toxic city felt like the countryside,he could not wait for the cops to leave with the body and their Trespass-tapes even though he knew he might have to clear that up himself.The police was that lazy and it could not be over-emphasized.For now he would have to make do with this Hotel,brothel,pub or whatever the owner had in mind when building it.He was wasting money but he was well |
| Literature › Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 4:42pm On Apr 25, 2019 |
They usually were.He drove straigth to the Ware-house where Clement was taken to before and met Wadewaltz there along with his securities. "I have done it,sir"The assasin said to a Wadewaltz that didn't seem impressed. Little did the dictator know that he just lost his only child and his only blood in the whole world.He had lost all his family due to some dirty politics he played way-back as a democratic politician,reason he has tried his very best to keep her identity a secret. The next day,he turned on the Television and the news was reporting the two new dead bodies found on a street.He knew it was his handwork and although he ordered for a single person to be killed,he had two.He would have punished the assasin for this act of disobedience if he had not had one of his agents send him as early-bird to Judgement last night. Wadewaltz had a never ending list of security agents and federal assasins.He could have all killed and request new ones if he wanted and the numbers would stay the same or even...... |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 8:30am On Apr 25, 2019 |
Airmark did you ban Raptex? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 8:12am On Apr 25, 2019 |
I ain't Nas d God's son but I cross your belly Or use chainsaw,see sores now you lost ur berries I make an enquiry to know how your culture burries I was directed wit a Cursor bearing To press delete I will let this Jew face d Uzi and be buried in a catacomb For steppin his faggit legs into d holy tarbanacle I'm ur self-appointed Guide to Hell and d historian of ur pain trivia Joe landed wit a molester jacket,shaggin babies and raping sisters I inducted him into my test pilot program Witout wings from d top,heard his spinal cord grind I gat a diss back from Jigsawkillah,I feel honoured Dis Stupid bitch and Dj tryna diss,I peel their onions Proffessional wit colt and A Seal-issue on us I give this pussies extra slits as bonus 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 7:43am On Apr 25, 2019 |
JoeWendell:Go play wit ur below average faggits |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:52am On Apr 25, 2019 |
Joewendell you are below me and it's obvious,I might not be that good but you are worse than Speed darlington and Vic O.You bite a rhyme from Ibime exhibit D,wat a shame |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 5:09pm On Apr 24, 2019 |
FFR should be made accessible to Handicaps Cus I left Joe's mandible cracked Can't write wit ur HAND in cast That is,ur HAND IN CAPS Student of d game in Phi beta Kappa Lets see how he feels better wen I slash his metacarpals I pistol-whip ur cranium Write epistles and draw stripes on ur sternums I break d bitches verteba claiming vet,I see no Vet on bra D slugs pierce ur scapula Leave u flat lyk spatulas Leave u with wit bone's severe rusts in d nape My slugs a Void moths ,aint Severus Snapes My fofo are my Vade mecum Still d next-rated no matter how d veds may come I gat A luger Dis nigga is a luddite Scared of my Techs I write to make Mods hot-desk Aint here to sling mockery I want dos filth' lucre I slash his lumbar,made him lumber Now he seeks healing,meet Olumba olumba 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 7:43am On Apr 24, 2019 |
Joewendell is a fagg and who tha Bleep is Walter  |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:29pm On Apr 23, 2019 |
[color=olive] I burn hotter than the sun in the north/my violent rays Ultra Niggas tryna diss d son of d lord/I used his burnt body as incense haze on the altar 23rd letter.....always and forever....... Joewendell bleeds,tink he is menstrautin,buy "ALWAYS" to help am My gun's shape,L,U gon get L'ed(Held),u feel d L pang So much power NEPA distribute my watts/I give you niggas light But you chose to burn ur vision,you used gas-light See Drwords riding dicks,no homo shit/Nigga za pussy I let my thugs give dis dick,blows,no homo shit,Body staggers at my Uzi I see dis nigga run and I call it "Hoe race" I read their shit but I find NO ACE Fake nigga "goad" me,I'm d alpha and omega Nigga also calls me the home wrecker Got married to the game,walked into d matrimony,Me and d game eloped My rippers are coming,a "ripper caution" for you as I drag an ear-lobe[/color] 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 9:30pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
JoeWendell:For me to diss you(what you want) is for me to stoop to conquer,you are below me |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 8:57pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
JoeWendell:Atleast you accepted the name WENDY,your relationship with Peter Pan comes to mind .gay |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 8:38pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
JoeWendell:Yes,above you,Wendy |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:13pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
[b]Mikuz gettin smoked like cigars behind enormous fingers Make his journey to the end difficult,we cut off his toes Mikuz shud have known I'm the venoumous harbinger I used my knife to draw thick brows dat met over his nose I leave "bar to axe" on this nigga........ Hit im up and left his body wit "2 pack"s of metals Torn to pieces like an ex'es letter Tried to post-pone his death but I gave him excess ether I pour "in salt" on the wound of the departed boy Hear the screams of my delighted glocks, Smith and Wison as his boys depart em blocks Airmark... Glock,point-blank Range wit your head,two minutes later I send under-graduate doctors to see a brain on the floor The forensics take details and leave four english letters(DEAD) Trailin the lace of his bitches garments wit d Aim on my gun Click click Jigsawkillah Don't think I ain't gat bullets,I'm just type-writin To wizards,to have your destiny gordon-knotted,tied tightly[/b] |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 5:56pm On Apr 22, 2019 |
There is beauty in the response and ugliness in the silence.....I try for my age,Jigsawkillah replied |
| Rap Battles › Re: Topshots Only by Wadewaltz(op): 4:46pm On Apr 20, 2019 |
JoeWendell:Stvpid ass bxtch |
| Rap Battles › Re: Topshots Only by Wadewaltz(op): 4:42pm On Apr 20, 2019 |
LucemFerre:What is wrong with it? |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 12:21pm On Apr 20, 2019 |
I'm d only true vet here,the rest do dogs I said it again Joewendell |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 12:14pm On Apr 20, 2019 |
JoeWendell:Shut dah hell up,you piss-poor rapper too scared to battle vermaniace |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 11:31am On Apr 20, 2019 |
JoeWendell:Bitch from Detroit,yeah don't fuq dis HIV homo peice-a-shit |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 11:23am On Apr 20, 2019 |
JoeWendell:Then take the shit back up ur anus  |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 10:48pm On Apr 19, 2019 |
airmark:U ruined everything,You should have allowed Mikuz to respond first.Your response doesn't give Street Credits to your challenger,Mikuz is a lil bit beta 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 10:09pm On Apr 19, 2019 |
mikuz:Goodluck,man 2 Likes |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 10:07pm On Apr 19, 2019 |
To my rap teacher Jigsawkillah Tis a nigga who bite d name,Ghostface Killah I shot an horror movie and use your face as thriller I'm d only true vet here,the rest do dogs A thousand bullet shatter d windowpane,the rest through door Put this on a bet Dis nigga winning is "wit Nil Odd seen"/I'm Bobby Brown,made sure I broke his heart I said Dis nigga winning is Whitney Hudson/I'm Bobby Brown,made sure I broke his heart I put him,mikuz,Airmark in slip-cases Cut em' up and let em' bleed on the floor to leave traces He's gon' write wit tears and a WEEPING QUILL I did write his address,to whip his queen His friends call me to ask of him and my thugs respond I left his family members in a SLOUGH OF DESPOND Then I CHRISTIAN his dead body To aide his journey/to dah oda side,like it's PILGRIM'S PROGRESS I change his clothes to all white and leave his head bloody So his looks will make ever-giggling angels to vex |
