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Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m):
MIKUZ,AIRMARK,DJ5NAIRA

AIRMARK

Wonder how his mom survives,father a faggôt,son also faggôt/My excalibur slash his throat,bring his oesophagus/You aint gat a crown......You can barely hold a rope above your head but you tried "SKIPPING" Classes/You didn't learn enough,I break your skull with Fig tree Branches

MKUZ

My punches have better connection than your brain synapses/I buried the hachetes.....when I buried you corpse,hooked several places with pick-axes/I put Jim Crows law on my mind so dark thoughts can sit behind the bus/And be driven by love.........I failed,now my slugs dey blow eye dey burst

DJ5NAIRA

Empty barrels make the loudest noise......./But my double barell,talking loudest and blowing out slugs/Dj5naira so black and ugly.....Makes me wanna support White supremecist/Tryna hide a symbol of authority like Omo-Agege the Mace Thief/So I wont tell wen I come wit a lugar at my lumbar
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 9:12pm On May 01, 2019
'Have problem wit nobody but this bitch want to have an Issue wit me,sori I dont want babies/Pull out a glock,shot at the stomach,tryna see if I can abort this old man life.....safely

You are a "Veterans" receptionist,stand outside den watch me go join Jigs,"Bis,Max",thats some course you need to study

You are an atheist??...Do me a favour...try to practise...The agony of Jesus on The Gathsemene scene

Cus wen I open my mouth to land Blows......My blowing job smitten this stupid dick to smithereens/Then I split three C's

Lil bois move around town talking about being sailors....Wasted Sea men(semen)......Ask The Viking god/I toke his eye to complete the zero's in my bank figures

Worldwide cartels/My nigga "James,Harden" when ever he is with 7's,6's/Homies in PHILEDELPHIA can tell/Boys obey and fear......Smith and Wesson(Masculine names) does wateva the devil pleases

Chased by the M-16,FBI,CIA,KRGB/but you still stuck with #endsars on Igbere T.V......
HealthRe: Is It Normal To Sleep And Not Have Dreams? by Wadewaltz(m): 9:14pm On Apr 30, 2019
raptex:
Do you dream when you sleep?
Ofcourse
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:35pm On Apr 30, 2019
The L's I stack are things "L"ost the game can't get back

I still stack L's,that's Lugers,spittin slugs at his back

Only Dj5naira complain wen I say Fagggot

tinkin about his pops.......sick from homophobic slurs

I HIGH-LIGHT his failures wit my sword giving him CROSS-HATCHING/...I was comparing two words,Atheist and Artiste/Just said "Homo.." and he went static

Like an old lady who heard dry bones in her folks topic/If I gat any fear for other rappers it is microscopic/I showed Dj my 9's,.40's and couldnt FIGURE LOGICS/If he is educated,I doff my hat for who taught him

I discovered his learning pace is screaming "Move tortoise!"(Like a tortoise is ahead of it so it can't move fast)

This guy is a nomad....He lives wit a cow/.....Saw his sister walk past and my guys were like "Moo walkin"/Yam-legged,I sew him a burial coat wit her two stockings/He prays one old "Nerd" will come take her

The only people coming to carry a burden from you are the under-takers
HealthRe: Is It Normal To Sleep And Not Have Dreams? by Wadewaltz(m): 5:33pm On Apr 30, 2019
RAPTEX how you want take succeed with no dream,ehnhuh
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 5:16pm On Apr 30, 2019
Wadewaltz was woken up by a call,he hated being woken up like this and a death sentence on this intruder of his Celestial sleep was the least punishment.After a couple of minutes,answering "Hmm's" and "Okay" to the person(actually the total number of response he gave was just three,at the beginning,half way through the conversation and at the end) he was assured the intruder was deserving of a death sentence even if he hadn't woken him up from his only moment of peace.

Wadewaltz was a god and he was working hard to see the G turn to a capital letter.He hummed to his favourite tune,a song he heard from the back of the brothel on the predecessor of his routine visit to the,by now,Late Maria that got him shot.He was later informed by his driver that the singer was an upcoming musician in the city called Jigga.

The thought of Maria brought the thought of his daughter to his mind

"Shit"he said as he grabbed his phone again.He hadn't spoken to his daughter in a long while.She would be mad by now........TBC
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 4:57pm On Apr 30, 2019
About her price,he paid becuase he was rich according to the circumstances in the country.Wadewaltz was a benevolent leader to him at that point.

He was just unbuckling his belt to let his trousers met his shoes on the floor when Karma happened.Not in it truest sense but at the same time in it's truest sense.A man opened the door without knocking just like he did to the man before.He wore a mask with a Smith and Wesson on his right-hand accesserized by a ring,a simple one,a wedding ring,a cheap wedding ring......The same as the one on the hand of the man before him.

Clement thought it was him the man came for.He cursed Wadewaltz untill he started feeling guilty too when he remembered what he did to Jide.He closed his eyes and felt religious just like he felt the last time Wadewaltz came for him.

It was taking a while,he thought perhaps the assasin was taking aim.At that moment he forgot about the beautiful call-girl....Woman,he was about to literally release all his energy on.Bang!,Bang!..............TBC
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 4:45pm On Apr 30, 2019
Lalasticlala,If I change the name to Transformation of a Snake,will I make FP?
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 4:44pm On Apr 30, 2019
Someone help me with a picture of a snake.FP is a must
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 10:45am On Apr 30, 2019
raptex:
Wow. Was @eldeethedon the real eldee?
Not really
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 10:57pm On Apr 29, 2019
Mikuz the Achebe of rap,sorry the Ashebi of rap,Mailmalc a vet like you has dropped his,drop yours grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Wadewaltz(m): 9:11pm On Apr 28, 2019
Hello people......

I can bring a solution to any physical or spiritual problem you have.Is it

-Spirit Husband

-Spirit Wife

-Poverty

-Thursday night football

-Sarri

-Marina

-Jorginho

-Higuin

Name it and your problem will be provided a Van Dijk. angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Wadewaltz(m): 8:20pm On Apr 28, 2019
At the end of the day all we are going to get is what we deserve......Thursday night.Watford?,Liecester?,Re-vitalised Liecester?,No chance abeg.Abrahamovic sack Marina and her boyfriend,Sarri
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 7:01pm On Apr 28, 2019
dj5naira:
Pity I.
grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 3:55pm On Apr 28, 2019
Dj5naira nor make me come PTI come find you o,Just behave yourself angry
EducationRe: Most Confused Words by Wadewaltz(op): 3:50pm On Apr 28, 2019
Cc Grammarnazi
EducationRe: Most Confused Words by Wadewaltz(op): 3:34pm On Apr 28, 2019
catwalq:
Minute ~ Minute
Minute~ 60 seconds of time Minute~ little
cool wink cool
EducationRe: Most Confused Words by Wadewaltz(op): 3:33pm On Apr 28, 2019
raptex:
Invincible and Invisible
Invincible- unconquerable
Invisible- something you can't see
Nice cool wink cool
EducationMost Confused Words by Wadewaltz(op): 1:50pm On Apr 28, 2019
TANGLE-TANGO

Tangle as a verb means to twist something,as a noun it means a thing that is twisted.While tango on the other hand is a fast South American dance with strong beats.People usually confuse this two words becuase of the idiom,

It takes two to tango .

Saying

"it takes two to tangle " is wrong and unacceptable.

HUMAN-HUMANE

HUMAN refers to mankind

HUMANE means kind,compassionate.

Add yours

cc Lalasticlala Mynd44
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 9:08pm On Apr 27, 2019
Mikuz start a tourney na
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 7:10pm On Apr 27, 2019
Ibime gimme Ur crown abeg lemme hold it on my head for a little while till those boys come for me grin
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 10:03am On Apr 27, 2019
So many shims around

Seun should indicate tins

Like He-male in the name streams

So She-males don't sperm our in-boxes

FT,Full-time for pussies

Shape of my gun and sword,nailing a T-shape to hang ur corpses

Okay,I will let you HANG wit ur dawgs,they' both thieves

Y'all sons of "Pussy I don't,Perceive",the lightening bolt theif

Cap the Jew,see the "Sinner gore"

I crack the curtains of the temple wit a Jew on the cross

Still d real Cap'n'blood in the "War,Lay" down your pens

Sowin Car"cass hoping they germinate pumpkins

Doing surgery on this bunnies,say its DR "MAC" STUFFING(name of a disney Series)

I don't throw my Stones at dogs barking

My two bitches,Rossetta and Sharon(Indomie kids won't get this one,but bad men,MIKUZ AND AIRMARK WILL grin )?,wat d Bleep u cappin?

I'm like d S-class beema,y'all are "C-class"es

Atleast u still gettin educated wit ur sicknesses
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 5:07pm On Apr 26, 2019
Centino:
Okay...Firstly, the posts are too short, man. Makes it seem hurried and an afterthought. To do good prose, you must sit down to it and that will show in your output. Do you check your word count? Try for 700 words at every sitting for a start and then increase it. I'd take 700 words every two or three days rather than a paragraph five times a day. So what I'll like to see with the next update is something a bit lengthy. I'm pressed for time so I haven't read everything but I'll try. But first, let's see that you are putting in the shift.

Keep up the work bro and happy repentance grin
Actually,I'm on a small phone right now reason why my Updates are shorter than my days of Trolling grin ,the word count on it is a thousand.When I get a new phone,the updates would be longer and better.Thanks man,I appreciate.Happy Repentance to Me!.
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LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 2:41pm On Apr 26, 2019
adeosuntunde:
Lol,oga easy
grin cool wink cool
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 2:40pm On Apr 26, 2019
adeosuntunde:
Lol,oga easy
grin cool wink cool
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 2:40pm On Apr 26, 2019
adeosuntunde:
Lol,oga easy
grin cool wink cool
EducationRe: See What An SS3 Student Wrote As A Composition. by Wadewaltz(m): 2:20pm On Apr 26, 2019
StarboyQ:
wat nonsense the date is 22 april, meanwhile student have not yet resume..... and SS3 that is writing waec
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 8:52am On Apr 26, 2019
germaphobe:
ride on bro, we dey ur back
Abeg move to my right side,yansh dey my back and we don't know who is who nowadays,HOMO don full 9Ja off-lately cool wink
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LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 8:48am On Apr 26, 2019
Intermilanfan:
Ride on,bro.
Thanks mon cool
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 8:46am On Apr 26, 2019
Centino:
i don land. you say you don repent? grin
Some how some how grin abeg drop a critical comment for me,boss
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LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 8:22pm On Apr 25, 2019
adeosuntunde, Hamid7, Ayanfe29, Doubra12, Kaycee9242, do4luv14,Intermilanfan, germaphobe
LiteratureRe: Owl In Our Estate A.K.A The Challenge by Wadewaltz(m): 8:11pm On Apr 25, 2019
Optional12345:
Dedicated to adeosuntunde, Hamid7, Ayanfe29, Doubra12, Kaycee9242, do4luv14, Wadewaltz, germaphobe


Sorry for the delay embarassed :-


My bad, I must acknowledge. Going to complete the story lipsrsealed lipsrsealed :-



Thank you all for understanding smiley smiley smiley
I don't understand,explain again
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