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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 2:17pm On Aug 08, 2019
Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am the representative of The Lyrical Molester,The Puzzle,The Killah.....Jigsawkillah.I have been directed by my client to make it known to Mr Obesemf that he clearly has biten more than he can chew and a "robust reply" would come through in the next couple of days from our quarters.Thank you.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 7:48am On Jul 23, 2019
Testerfuze:

I like this guy cool cool
Thanks mon,I'm just tryna keep it lively here

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 1:32pm On Jul 21, 2019
So smart...My maths score is called d mark of the beast

My Constellation shone bright and attract from the East

Got the Isrealites ark fleeced

I'm a Blood-thirsty Seraph on God's Wage BILL,gettin paid to kill

Any mo'fucker dat claim he's gat ace scripts......COST BE jail after I claim he rapes sists

next phase is not an elimination...Its straight killin

Like am a Faagggot gay gun-holding extremist

Me and my crew knifin ur dome,call it The Crew Cut

Steal your blings and zoom,leaving u to brew grudge

If Mikuz and Dj5naira say they are PUNCHING MA CHIN

Know dey ain't cutting holes through my skin

And I make their ladies sweat and flap deir fins

She wanna see ME RAW,reflecting on the mack-ass bitch

Fitter than y'all for pure hardcore hip hop

Y'all fits is for having hard drug seizures

My gun piston releasing...Slugs as quick as your reasoning

Shut your body system,trouble shoot im outta existence

Paying minute detail to any chances of his living

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Rap Battles / Re: FANS OF Ibime(ibimerians):get In! by Wadewaltz(m): 5:27pm On Jul 10, 2019
Jcole1985:
Who else saw Wadewaltz trolling Blaqbonez about being defeated by Ibime on twitter?

Wade is a complete congo meat

grin he block me once after that

angry Jclone
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 12:31pm On Jul 09, 2019
Dj Can't say he gat balls,his family of two is in matriachal jurisdiction since his grandpa like it's in repetition

SAW me dry humping his wife and his sight got bad from the adhesive friction
,she got bleeped by me and Jigsaw

Almost cuased an asthma attack

His wife was behaving like Cleopatra on crack while I was smacking her ass

She said I'm romantic

and he was only rheumatic

He fell to the floor,holding His swollen knee,

That moment,I swinged my sword,not wasting calories

That was how I dissolved his first Matrimony

I finally resolved his months of agony

When I put on my gloves to "box his skull"...he came up with "orthodox thoughts"

Mikuz come on,Lets discuss your loss,Teddybiyasi is your Scourge of God

Curse who told this boo-less asshole to get in dis useless gamble

Cus I will leave him greased and crumbled like Toolbox handles

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 4:52pm On Jul 07, 2019
mikuz:

Super
Ass-licking extra-ordinaire
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 1:07am On Jul 06, 2019
mikuz:
This ninja is having a crush, You better work on improving your bars thats begging for help.

It is proper to attend weddings and develop an instant crush on the ladies they call Ashebis,so what difference does it make if it's the Ashebi of rap?
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Rap Battle Tournament 2019 •°• by Wadewaltz(m): 7:11pm On Jul 01, 2019
mikuz:
Ooh
Stop spamming,you made this same comment in two new topics

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:32pm On Jul 01, 2019
dj5naira:
lipsrsealed

I heard you got rusticated from PTI cus the school could no longer afford the light bill to keep darkness(Efemena) away.I Heard you hide under sunlight cus of ur black,ugly ass.Now u hanging wit Mikuz d Ashebi of rap,a failed twitter blogger and an accountant for a provision store. grin

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:23pm On Jul 01, 2019
mikuz:
So much for the nigga dissing 5naira. Was that a rap verse or he just throwing tantrums.

How's your twitter account going?,heard you got only 42 followers grin
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:14pm On Jul 01, 2019
Jcole1985 grin J for Joker
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:12pm On Jul 01, 2019
Ooh this a visual blitzkrieg

Setting up fire to please Hades

Hang some niggas on stakes,re-enact A gothic act

Reading my scrolls and saying this is how the G.O.A.T crafts

Like the Quran,sending stones to those fagggss

Equipments for war in my room,Just imagine Iraq

AKs and magazines,waiting for Dj so it cracks

More weapons than the U.S army took to Vietnam

Jclone rapping like he read Nursery books for exams

I'm like the Puntzer,The world ain't seen a swift and elite team/Moving on feet....with planes above me,Bombadiers getting filled.......making Cities exit scenes

I just made this more bloody than the Elysian field/entering Mik's crib.....Bring another gun as the first jammed on click.

With my sharp gold slugs,I am armed to teeth

Ready to bite your arm to piece

Bloody like Drac'la's feast

No arm,seconds till he's dead but He wants an armistice

The news reporting that I Just killed KINGSLEY!

Mikuz and Dj5naira angry

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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 9:37pm On Jun 21, 2019
Testerfuze:

Nigga you a killer!!!!
Thanks man!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:54pm On Jun 21, 2019
As My pen touch part of my remaining notes.....Like knifing his cardio till he bled out sweat!

There ain't no heart of Davy Jones......Just 16 slugs on the dead man's Chest!

I drop Iron bars with Rough edges....Like cons with shanks targetting Cons not friendly

Let me paint you life's picture.....I'm kind of a crazy artiste with celestial features

A Van Gogh that points pistols in opposite direction!.....you know ur in my ward and it's Ceasar Nero's Jurisdiction

Ask the great Ibime if his Ijaw people still gat an extra net to borrow......Dj was told he was good and the fish swallowed.......Hook,line and Sinker,he made Jesus frown in convincing Peter to follow

If he was an Indian...Push the burnt dead weight into a river....I feel like Hannibal moving elephants across rivers

Talk of Rivers...I'm like a moving train,Ameachi didn't cut off my stripes...So I can end beef when I crush cows
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:42pm On Jun 19, 2019
vermaniace:

Who dares to brawl, question or tackle a lawd?
Sssshhhhhh! Kip qwayet!
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:40pm On Jun 19, 2019
Dj becareful how ur fingers be typing at the words
Cus it's more like a prayer request
And y'ur talking to a God
Dis PUSSY churning out while niggas COCKing up a gun
One more of your Cerebral Defects
Padlock in socks swinging.......
And I'm SLOCKing at ur bros
Guilletines with losed Hinges
With the sun beam on the Excalibur,gleaming
With my standard-bearer carrying a cross
With u nailed on the top
I cross d Hadrian Wall
To show the Britons.....
"You guys should colonize the parents of this boy"
When he started Flying lame Batman Punchlines
I started formulating His KILLING....Making K the constant
Before Joshua did,I was holding back the sun
Cus I knew Efemena(Dj5naira's real name) was coming to the world
So black and ugly,Day and Night-time got into a brawl
This boy is a community project
His mom was stealing sperm like she and Linda dey contest
I'm confused like "Which Gun?"
Now,I'm like a clock with hands moving round figures
9's,4's sure enough,Dj will die ofcourse

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Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal:funny Memes by Wadewaltz(m): 1:26am On May 30, 2019
Arsenal fans after realising how much Ozil earns

Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal:funny Memes by Wadewaltz(m): 1:25am On May 30, 2019
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Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal:funny Memes by Wadewaltz(m): 1:23am On May 30, 2019
When they try to move the ball to Ozil

Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal:funny Memes by Wadewaltz(m): 1:22am On May 30, 2019
The Auba Laca and Ozil that came to Baku

Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal:funny Memes by Wadewaltz(m): 1:21am On May 30, 2019
Gunners before the game
*victory-parade preparation*

Sports / Chelsea Vs Arsenal:funny Memes by Wadewaltz(m): 1:19am On May 30, 2019
Ozil on the field watching the game

Rap Battles / Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(m): 7:48pm On May 26, 2019
jbblues24:
Incredibly thought out! Found myself staring at it for minutes.
At what?
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 7:30pm On May 26, 2019
vermaniace:
Lame
Take heart,for how long will everybody continue to snub you undecided
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 7:04pm On May 26, 2019
Watch me go dan on the floor/Go for ur groin/Den u see ur balls on d floor/Den come up with an upper cut to strike on ur jaw

let light into ur soul, when I put holes...through his sick ass/Or land punches dat will multiply his visuals/Dj5naira tryna Bleep me up...Dats some bitch move

I swing sword,he's bleedin,askin if I gat some tissues/Sodomise him,make him sit on my pistol/Den pull d trigger....As well as lettin my fist kiss u/D hoop clasp ur neck so hard ur breath whistles

I tink bigger...While I script my melodies...Where e sees beef,I find it fit to see 2 cows/I hate faggs...wen I heard John Eff Kennedy...he got slugs while behind state-troopers

Aint no confra boy...But dis jew wil get his skull fractured...By my Uzzi,if he steps his foot into synagogue

D way am killin blacks...Jim Crow wud hv been proud...B4 spankin... his head wit fryin pans...Den tell cock-asians Dat we panned tins out

My punches send messages,in'boxing Witflows to Rack him...Like Ryhmes of Rakim...Renacting...Gethsemane scene
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Wadewaltz(m): 7:51pm On May 09, 2019
Arsenal will be knocked out
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Wadewaltz(m): 7:50pm On May 09, 2019
Chelsea will be knocked out tonight
Literature / Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 11:07pm On May 07, 2019
Doubra12:
Nice story
THANKS
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Wadewaltz(m): 10:18pm On May 07, 2019
krattoss:
Airmark u re the greatest of all time..

Respeck cool
2nd'ed
Wailing and gnashing of teeth can commence now from the barka dogs

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