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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 2:17pm On Aug 08, 2019 |
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am the representative of The Lyrical Molester,The Puzzle,The Killah.....Jigsawkillah.I have been directed by my client to make it known to Mr Obesemf that he clearly has biten more than he can chew and a "robust reply" would come through in the next couple of days from our quarters.Thank you. |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 7:48am On Jul 23, 2019 |
Testerfuze:Thanks mon,I'm just tryna keep it lively here 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 1:32pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
So smart...My maths score is called d mark of the beast My Constellation shone bright and attract from the East Got the Isrealites ark fleeced I'm a Blood-thirsty Seraph on God's Wage BILL,gettin paid to kill Any mo'fucker dat claim he's gat ace scripts......COST BE jail after I claim he rapes sists next phase is not an elimination...Its straight killin Like am a Faagggot gay gun-holding extremist Me and my crew knifin ur dome,call it The Crew Cut Steal your blings and zoom,leaving u to brew grudge If Mikuz and Dj5naira say they are PUNCHING MA CHIN Know dey ain't cutting holes through my skin And I make their ladies sweat and flap deir fins She wanna see ME RAW,reflecting on the mack-ass bitch Fitter than y'all for pure hardcore hip hop Y'all fits is for having hard drug seizures My gun piston releasing...Slugs as quick as your reasoning Shut your body system,trouble shoot im outta existence Paying minute detail to any chances of his living 3 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: FANS OF Ibime(ibimerians):get In! by Wadewaltz(m): 5:27pm On Jul 10, 2019 |
Jcole1985: he block me once after that Jclone |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 12:31pm On Jul 09, 2019 |
Dj Can't say he gat balls,his family of two is in matriachal jurisdiction since his grandpa like it's in repetition SAW me dry humping his wife and his sight got bad from the adhesive friction ,she got bleeped by me and Jigsaw Almost cuased an asthma attack His wife was behaving like Cleopatra on crack while I was smacking her ass She said I'm romantic and he was only rheumatic He fell to the floor,holding His swollen knee, That moment,I swinged my sword,not wasting calories That was how I dissolved his first Matrimony I finally resolved his months of agony When I put on my gloves to "box his skull"...he came up with "orthodox thoughts" Mikuz come on,Lets discuss your loss,Teddybiyasi is your Scourge of God Curse who told this boo-less asshole to get in dis useless gamble Cus I will leave him greased and crumbled like Toolbox handles 3 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 4:52pm On Jul 07, 2019 |
mikuz:Ass-licking extra-ordinaire |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 1:07am On Jul 06, 2019 |
mikuz: It is proper to attend weddings and develop an instant crush on the ladies they call Ashebis,so what difference does it make if it's the Ashebi of rap? |
Rap Battles / Re: •°• Newbies Rap Battle Tournament 2019 •°• by Wadewaltz(m): 7:11pm On Jul 01, 2019 |
mikuz:Stop spamming,you made this same comment in two new topics 1 Like |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:32pm On Jul 01, 2019 |
dj5naira: I heard you got rusticated from PTI cus the school could no longer afford the light bill to keep darkness(Efemena) away.I Heard you hide under sunlight cus of ur black,ugly ass.Now u hanging wit Mikuz d Ashebi of rap,a failed twitter blogger and an accountant for a provision store. 5 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:23pm On Jul 01, 2019 |
mikuz: How's your twitter account going?,heard you got only 42 followers |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:14pm On Jul 01, 2019 |
Jcole1985 J for Joker |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:12pm On Jul 01, 2019 |
Ooh this a visual blitzkrieg Setting up fire to please Hades Hang some niggas on stakes,re-enact A gothic act Reading my scrolls and saying this is how the G.O.A.T crafts Like the Quran,sending stones to those fagggss Equipments for war in my room,Just imagine Iraq AKs and magazines,waiting for Dj so it cracks More weapons than the U.S army took to Vietnam Jclone rapping like he read Nursery books for exams I'm like the Puntzer,The world ain't seen a swift and elite team/Moving on feet....with planes above me,Bombadiers getting filled.......making Cities exit scenes I just made this more bloody than the Elysian field/entering Mik's crib.....Bring another gun as the first jammed on click. With my sharp gold slugs,I am armed to teeth Ready to bite your arm to piece Bloody like Drac'la's feast No arm,seconds till he's dead but He wants an armistice The news reporting that I Just killed KINGSLEY! Mikuz and Dj5naira 2 Likes |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 9:37pm On Jun 21, 2019 |
Testerfuze:Thanks man! |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:54pm On Jun 21, 2019 |
As My pen touch part of my remaining notes.....Like knifing his cardio till he bled out sweat! There ain't no heart of Davy Jones......Just 16 slugs on the dead man's Chest! I drop Iron bars with Rough edges....Like cons with shanks targetting Cons not friendly Let me paint you life's picture.....I'm kind of a crazy artiste with celestial features A Van Gogh that points pistols in opposite direction!.....you know ur in my ward and it's Ceasar Nero's Jurisdiction Ask the great Ibime if his Ijaw people still gat an extra net to borrow......Dj was told he was good and the fish swallowed.......Hook,line and Sinker,he made Jesus frown in convincing Peter to follow If he was an Indian...Push the burnt dead weight into a river....I feel like Hannibal moving elephants across rivers Talk of Rivers...I'm like a moving train,Ameachi didn't cut off my stripes...So I can end beef when I crush cows |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:42pm On Jun 19, 2019 |
vermaniace:Sssshhhhhh! Kip qwayet! |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 6:40pm On Jun 19, 2019 |
Dj becareful how ur fingers be typing at the words Cus it's more like a prayer request And y'ur talking to a God Dis PUSSY churning out while niggas COCKing up a gun One more of your Cerebral Defects Padlock in socks swinging....... And I'm SLOCKing at ur bros Guilletines with losed Hinges With the sun beam on the Excalibur,gleaming With my standard-bearer carrying a cross With u nailed on the top I cross d Hadrian Wall To show the Britons..... "You guys should colonize the parents of this boy" When he started Flying lame Batman Punchlines I started formulating His KILLING....Making K the constant Before Joshua did,I was holding back the sun Cus I knew Efemena(Dj5naira's real name) was coming to the world So black and ugly,Day and Night-time got into a brawl This boy is a community project His mom was stealing sperm like she and Linda dey contest I'm confused like "Which Gun?" Now,I'm like a clock with hands moving round figures 9's,4's sure enough,Dj will die ofcourse 2 Likes |
Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal:funny Memes by Wadewaltz(m): 1:26am On May 30, 2019 |
Arsenal fans after realising how much Ozil earns
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Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal:funny Memes by Wadewaltz(m): 1:25am On May 30, 2019 |
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Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal:funny Memes by Wadewaltz(m): 1:23am On May 30, 2019 |
When they try to move the ball to Ozil
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Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal:funny Memes by Wadewaltz(m): 1:22am On May 30, 2019 |
The Auba Laca and Ozil that came to Baku
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Sports / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal:funny Memes by Wadewaltz(m): 1:21am On May 30, 2019 |
Gunners before the game *victory-parade preparation*
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Sports / Chelsea Vs Arsenal:funny Memes by Wadewaltz(m): 1:19am On May 30, 2019 |
Ozil on the field watching the game
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Rap Battles / Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(m): 7:48pm On May 26, 2019 |
jbblues24:At what? |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 7:30pm On May 26, 2019 |
vermaniace:Take heart,for how long will everybody continue to snub you |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 7:04pm On May 26, 2019 |
Watch me go dan on the floor/Go for ur groin/Den u see ur balls on d floor/Den come up with an upper cut to strike on ur jaw let light into ur soul, when I put holes...through his sick ass/Or land punches dat will multiply his visuals/Dj5naira tryna Bleep me up...Dats some bitch move I swing sword,he's bleedin,askin if I gat some tissues/Sodomise him,make him sit on my pistol/Den pull d trigger....As well as lettin my fist kiss u/D hoop clasp ur neck so hard ur breath whistles I tink bigger...While I script my melodies...Where e sees beef,I find it fit to see 2 cows/I hate faggs...wen I heard John Eff Kennedy...he got slugs while behind state-troopers Aint no confra boy...But dis jew wil get his skull fractured...By my Uzzi,if he steps his foot into synagogue D way am killin blacks...Jim Crow wud hv been proud...B4 spankin... his head wit fryin pans...Den tell cock-asians Dat we panned tins out My punches send messages,in'boxing Witflows to Rack him...Like Ryhmes of Rakim...Renacting...Gethsemane scene |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Wadewaltz(m): 7:51pm On May 09, 2019 |
Arsenal will be knocked out |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Wadewaltz(m): 7:50pm On May 09, 2019 |
Chelsea will be knocked out tonight |
Literature / Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(m): 11:07pm On May 07, 2019 |
Doubra12:THANKS |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Wadewaltz(m): 10:18pm On May 07, 2019 |
krattoss:2nd'ed Wailing and gnashing of teeth can commence now from the barka dogs |
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