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LiteratureRe: My Bodyguard by Wadewaltz(m): 7:51am On Apr 10, 2019
Mirriamvic:
WOW I READ ALL NIGHT AND IT REMINDED ME OF THE NIGHT I READ THE HOLOCUST KINGDOM
Lack of sleep can kill,go and sleep now!
LiteratureRe: Emi(spirit): Legend Of The Human God by Wadewaltz(m): 7:38am On Apr 10, 2019
skubido:
Emi should have open up to Ajanaku in the first place..

Ajanaku hmmmmm, his coming back will shake the town ooo, must especially Emi.

Emi should not have denied his feeling for princess no matter what.




OP u too much
Skubido,dont explain d story to me,ur destroyin d complexity and makin it less interestin for me.
LiteratureRe: Emi(spirit): Legend Of The Human God by Wadewaltz(m): 7:36am On Apr 10, 2019
Devilpen wat are u?,an evil understudy of Divepen1 undecided or ur just my minion,the latter is better
LiteratureRe: My Bodyguard by Wadewaltz(m): 7:25am On Apr 10, 2019
moseph:
Beautiful ending. Thumbs up op
Mozie Joseph,u are wrong,Op failed to collect his story-endin license from me,the mini-MOD of this section so I am goin to sanction him
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 7:18am On Apr 10, 2019
doctorexcel:
Bros i don land hope am 4given?
Go sin no more
LiteratureRe: The Godmother by Wadewaltz(m): 8:47pm On Apr 09, 2019
doctorexcel:
sori oga . I no get am for mind to disrepectfulation the op
Now go wash your sins away in the pool of my Story
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 8:31pm On Apr 09, 2019
Ikechizoba I just saw you here,you better not leave without a comment,okayhuh
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 8:30pm On Apr 09, 2019
#WWWoveWentWorldWide
LiteratureRe: KINGS 2(battleground) by Wadewaltz(m): 7:01pm On Apr 09, 2019
Silver1996,afta stealin my 5k monthly award wit ur friends,u made a new story and u culdn't pay respect to me by mentioning me in it or commenting on my new story.Silver1996 wahala for u
LiteratureRe: Poor GBEBE And His Sorry Mother. (A Tale Of Mysteries And Emotions) by Wadewaltz(m): 6:57pm On Apr 09, 2019
Oriyomin25:
ur welcome on board bro.
Nooooooo!,throw me over-board,I prefer d sea
LiteratureRe: The Godmother by Wadewaltz(m): 6:54pm On Apr 09, 2019
doctorexcel:
Wow. What a 1daful write up
OP dis man is disrespectin u,he cud hv said 2daful to lay emphasis but he said 1daful,just 1...Cheap 1,fight him op,fight him
LiteratureRe: Poor GBEBE And His Sorry Mother. (A Tale Of Mysteries And Emotions) by Wadewaltz(m): 6:51pm On Apr 09, 2019
Oriyomin25:
bizza45, ehmusshogun,greeeneyes, amiablejudy,tsharp,rapsodi6, meneski, drewsman,frankenstein,kimkardashain,jagugu88li,evajael,ayamconfidence,frankenstein,do4luv14,

I can't possibly mention everybody so, if i didn't mention you you should know you are invited too.
If he didnt mention you,know dat ur not important so dont read dis story.
LiteratureRe: Poor GBEBE And His Sorry Mother. (A Tale Of Mysteries And Emotions) by Wadewaltz(m): 6:41pm On Apr 09, 2019
Oriyomin25:
I will be tagging those i know are active on centino's 225 katakata street here, please do what you do best here grin grin
Op goan comment on my story first,if not,u beta dont tag me cus......
LiteratureRe: The Last Temptation by Wadewaltz(m): 6:37pm On Apr 09, 2019
OP la click la okada accident cool
LiteratureRe: The Godmother by Wadewaltz(m): 6:34pm On Apr 09, 2019
tunjilee003:
I can say this is The Best story i have read so far on nairaland.... kudos to The author, more Grease to your elbow
Dats wat u say in every thread wink Well u better go and say the same on all my thread right now or am comin wit a needle to poke u like pokemon cool
LiteratureRe: Warm, Clear, And Sunny by Wadewaltz(m): 6:30pm On Apr 09, 2019
swegiedon:
Nice, thought provoking write up!.
True,OP ur writin is provokin me oo,I will slap sombori ooo angry
LiteratureRe: DOUBLE-EDGED SWORD by Wadewaltz(m): 6:27pm On Apr 09, 2019
skubido:
Lori le,odi gonbe.

Tanks for the update
(Beatboxing) Skubido my man,it's been a long time
Join me in singing our old theme song....
Skubi skubi do
Where are you.......
LiteratureRe: Love Is A Dangerous Game by Wadewaltz(m): 6:24pm On Apr 09, 2019
skubido:
Lori le,odi gonbe.

Tanks for the update
(Beatboxing) Skubido my man,it's been a long time
Join me in singing our old theme song....
Skubi skubi do
Where are you.......
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 6:13pm On Apr 09, 2019
Divepen1 please give me an assessment of my performance on this story,please.Thanks
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 5:49pm On Apr 09, 2019
Wanted to lie about her accent but she changed her mind,it was clear to all that her accent was foreign

"Well,I am not from here,I just came for a visit"

And so their conversation started and at the end they both exchanged mobile numbers and home address.

Jide felt like a child from there henceforth,he wanted to speak more,even to Clement.It was like he just got baptized,he felt no grudge,no anger,his heart felt light for the first time in a long while.

When he got home;He bust into the house,humming to one of his new track,feeling like Micheal Jackson,it was dark as usual

"Ahhh!,electricity"

He opened the window to let in the moon-light and was about to do a moon-walk when he noticed that there was an audience to witness his performance

"Hey!,Clement"He said,his voice bright and clear like he was about to sing.The shining eyes in the room didn't seem pleased any bit by Jide's once-in-a-blue-moon pleasantries,the face was stern and it was as if he was pulling out something from its pocket

"Clement is
LiteratureRe: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Wadewaltz(m): 5:26pm On Apr 09, 2019
okafor200:
all this nairaland their pm of a thing tire me self, its better you call or text me on 09060680788
Oga nor lie,u nor sabi e-mail
LiteratureRe: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Wadewaltz(m): 5:24pm On Apr 09, 2019
OKAFOR200 IS STILL IN SIFIA PAIN

LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 1:21pm On Apr 07, 2019
sosa993:
Keep it up. Looking more and more interesting.
cool
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 1:19pm On Apr 07, 2019
Out a manly voice.He always tried to sound that way infront of ladies becuase he understood that he needed to be attractive to the ladies to get to the biggest stage.

"My Name is Rose"She said,smiling.At the back of her mind,she prayed he doesn't notice a lack of surname in her introduction and the striking resemblance between her and the dictator.

"JIDE or Jigga if you want to go by my stage-name".Jide took in a deep glance at her

"You look familiar like...."Jide stopped his statement when he realized that she might not find it funny comparing her to a lady at a brothel ".....Never mind".

Her heart skipped a beat,she feared he already figured out her identity.She prayed her accent has not given her away.She put all those thoughts aside and instead gave him a smile.For some few seconds,they both stood silent,staring at each other then Jide broke the ice

"Your accent sounds foreign,bet you are not from Troll...Sorry Literaturesection as the pro-democracy activists are demanding"

For a moment,she....
LiteratureRe: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Wadewaltz(m): 12:31pm On Apr 07, 2019
okafor200:
you are just so stupid as your useless name is,

thats how you said me and youngzubi are the same,

see come guy you are only making things worst [color=olive] (it is worse not worst) [/color] for you here,

if life don tire you abeg go else where and say all this your trash there,
next time you no go ever insult me babalawo,
after all na you first start am fool.

dont provoke me guy,

i only do this for the fun make this no go enter another level abeg,

abeg na sunday be this and lets keep it holy

babalawo
LiteratureRe: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Wadewaltz(m): 12:04pm On Apr 07, 2019
okafor200:
see come samba200 abi na okafor200 be your strange name self,

as you keep head so like bottle water,

so i have been away you come here dey talk to one of my fans anyhow for here abi?

See come na crippled thunder nahim go fire that your yansh for there,
as you do neck so like cow prick

see come na sunday be this ooo,
no make me insult you for here so,
bitch ass nigga,

babalawo
Oga u are too petty,using an alternate akant to comment a diss on me.
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 8:14pm On Apr 06, 2019
Stage was a reflection of his musical career,small.His time for preparation was up so he moved to the stage to meet the passive stares of the customers inside the club,they seemed more concerned with their drinks than his music.Jide was used to this,people hardly showed concern for his songs.

Just as he raised his head to start his performance,his eyes caught that of a girl,she seemed interested in what he was about do.She looked plain,not beautiful but she had this intense stare that made Jide unconfortable,throughout his performance.He tried in vain to avoid her gaze but failed.

Jide had a distorted performance but he had nothing to worry about as people were not really paying attention save for that particular girl.

The entrance to the club was directly facing the road,there Jide stood,trying to get a taxi to take him home.Just then he heard a feminine "hello" from behind him.It was her,her eyes shining more than the flourescent bulb outside the bar

"Hello"Jide replied,trying hard to put...........
LiteratureRe: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Wadewaltz(m): 7:58pm On Apr 06, 2019
samba200:
sometimes i do wonder what wrong you wadewaltz have don to baba olowo to merit all this yabs,

he keeps insulting you most times,
well now i know why,
its because you talk like a rascal idiot,
baba olowo is far more better than you wadewaltz
Stupidity
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 12:55pm On Apr 05, 2019
That she had evidences with people in the city and that they would release it for all to see if she does not return.Wadewaltz could not risk the idea of people knowing he slept with a prostitute,so he let her live.

Clement returned to his office the next day.As soon as he stepped into the complex,everyone there stood up and was lost staring at him.They all expected that he would be dead by now.Clement just glide past with the swagger of a survivor into his office,he had nothing to say to anyone.He went inside his office to arrange the papers thrown-about and to search for the pen.

He didn't find it difficult to locate the pen.He took a deep sigh when he held it in his hand.Outside his office;his collegues stood,ears pressed firmly against the door.If he had opened the door at that moment,they would all have fallen-over into his office.

At a club,Jide was seated at the backstage of a tiny stage located by the side of the Bar of the club.He had like 5 minutes to prepare for his live performance.

The tiny...
LiteratureRe: Baba Olowo d Long Prick (a comedy Story For All My Niggars) by Wadewaltz(m): 12:39pm On Apr 05, 2019
okafor200:
This my funny story of baba olowo d long prick i no know wether i go stop am or to even continue self, i just confused right now,
wetin i dey see here is heart rendering, why no comments?
Abi niggas dem no dey read am?
Abeg i no really like to dey yab my viewers dem but this one confuse me baba olowo,

hmmm anyways na like so we want am so be it,
anytime i feel like to laugh again i fit drop my episode here since nobody dey tell me here to continue,
so i do as i want.

as for wadewaltz make do neck like shovel so,
you no fit ever for this life win me for yabs dem,
so keep trying na your time you just dey waist.
Next time if you come life you no go follow baba olowo d long prick talk anyhow again,

baba olowo
Babalawo no comments for you

Cry cry baby

I want to see ur mummy

Shaaaaaaaammmmmmeee!!

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