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 Literature › Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 7:12am On Mar 15, 2019 |
Both parties were not bothered about the other. "Haha"he said excitedly,he just finished the song.He stood up to get rid of the sheets of paper on the floor sacrificed into making the song.To his credit,Jide was a neat person. At the other side of town,the president was still in his office seated with ministers,advisers surrounding him.They were all chatterring at the same time,nonstop.Sometimes,he wished he could escape from all this political drama but he was way too deep in it,there was no where to run to.In his country,he was known by all and sundry,outside it was no better,the U.N have been running propanganda's about him being evil.He would tell himself that he isn't evil,he was a strict,disciplined,righteous man.Those agitators of a Democratic government headed by Divepen1,the former Moderator-in-chief of the nation whom he sacked were just too undisciplined.They even had the guts to demand that the name of the nation be changed from Troll to Literature.Now he has a situation at hand,He was chased... |
| Literature › Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 10:55pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
The weight of being the best student in class dawned on him,he failed,his classmates failed too but the joke was on him.He started putting things into persperctive after that,he would be a failure if in the future he is not more sucessful than his classmates,that made him scared of the uncharted waters of the future.His parents didn't take his failure easy.They almost killed him and made him work for the fee of his second enrollment on the train-station to Romancesection as a porter.He hated his father,the same man who criticized smoking dagga but was addicted to soft drinks.Instead of preaching modesty,his father would criticize dagga As if too much of soft drinks did any good to his system.He was indifferent to his mother.She looked like a dummy,courtsey of his father's constant beating,he used to be ashamed of her in primary school anytime she comes to pick him Up untill he was old enough to go home himself.Since he entered the university of Educationsection,he had not heard from home..... |
| Literature › Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 10:41pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
Gone soft like a cock after ejaculation.The only reason he was still in this self-contain was because Clement felt guilty about introducing him to cultism. Just as he was dragging his foot to the bathroom,raplines started coming in.He suspended his bath and dropped the toothbrush already on his hand to the floor.He always kept his lyrics book and a pen close to the couch where he sleeps.He picked them up,lay on the couch and started writing "  rain is a storm fresh off the pu**y of Mother Earth's lapGod gat no parents,so do we call him a bastard? What more be the right words do I have to bleep the Dictator's daughter......" And on,he continued.Jide wasn't a bad kid growing up.He attended one of the most Posh primary school in Literatureland and was a bright intelligent student.He always use to have problems with his fellow classmates who would always bully him and remind him that best in class was not best in Life.The bullying continued till the end of secondary school.After his TECO exam.... ......... |
| Literature › Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 10:26pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
He was going to wear today,he already paid five thousand Comments(5000c) to that wack producer for a studio-session of five hours.He thought about making music just as he selected the desired clothings for the day.The producers were too wack for him,they hardly knew a thing,their sounds were terrible,it had a way of destroying the sound of his good cadence and the blood-chilling violent lyrics of his songs. "Vwola"he said,he got his clothes complete and correct looking,ripped jean,a round-neck shirt and fully accesorized by his tattoos and dread.He was a tough guy,he thought to himself His waist was aching from the long period spent bending over his box,He stood up and stretched to his full height,6 foot tall,allowing the stale air due to the closed curtains inside the room,to fill his system,he took in every single sight inside the room,Poor.Soon,he is going to be rich and would pack out from this place,away from the constant nagging of his friend Clement,same Clement that introduced him to cultism but had.. |
| Literature › Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 10:10pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
Youngzubi Okafor200(don't even dare to insult me,I'm not down with jokes nd insults anymore) |
| Literature › Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 10:03pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
He was a graduate,third-class.He had his certificate roughly kept in his ward-robe.A certificate he paid for. He smiled,remembering how he concorted his certificate "Oluwole certificate"he said quietly then gigled.Months after graduation and he was yet to get a job not even as a messanger.He wasn't bothered about it infact,he wasn't trying to get one.He felt sick remembering that by what his certificate said,he has a Bsc in Banking and Finance,he could not stand bankers,always looking like a geek trying their best to impress in their awkward "Gentleman" dressing.He prefferred ripped jeans that identified who he truely was,a gangster,a cultist courtsey of his friend who tricked him into it with the promise of introducing celebrity members to him,not like he was complaining though,then Music,his soul,the only thing that holds him,the very thing that made him lie to people about not having a job due to the normal Nigerian job scarcity when infact he wasn't even trying to.His mind went from music to what...... |
| Literature › Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 9:49pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
Jide just woke up from his bed,it was already half the day at 12 noon.Nothing strange to him as he was an extensive sleeper "Oh shit!" he exclaimed,it was almost time for his daily sports talk-show on the radio,he hated missing this show,he had this superstition that if he missed the show,it was a bad day already.He grabbed his radio and tuned,searching for the radio-channel's signal frantically.He looked like a dope-fiend searching for cocaine,the fact that he just woke-up did not do much good to help his looks at that moment. He found it. "This is your favourite sports-talkshow host......fizzzzzzzz....We are reporting to you live from the office of the supreme leader of the Undemocratic Republic of Troll" And so it went on,the dictactor giving his speech,Jide listening rather carelessly,his attention reduced bit by bit as the dictactor went on,he could not care less.He hated politics,in his thoughts,he tried to figure out the one he hated more,Politics,Religion,Cheese or School................. ...TBC |
| Literature › Re: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 9:27pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
Don't worry peeps,it is an interestin story to be anxious about |
| Literature › Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 9:24pm On Mar 14, 2019 |
March 14,2019 *In Muhammadu Buhari's Voice* Good day my fellow Literaturelanders, This is the Commander-in-chief of The Undemocratic Republic of Trolling,The Lord-over-all of all Trolls home and abroad.This is to inform all and sundry that I am back,not as a troll,not as butt but as a man who has discovered what opportunity can be when lost. For a long while,I have been forced into Literary exile but as a true Troll leader I chose to see it as a Sabbatical.I have realized my mistakes,so right now,I step down from the position of The lord-over-all of The Undemocratic Republic of Troll .Aswell,I renounce my citizenship from Troll and my right thereof,the war between myself and our esteemed Moderator-in-Chief,Divepen1 have been put to armistice.The war is over. Everyone should be calm,as we stick to status quo,All protocol must be observed. SIGNED: Wadewaltz,Gcfr Cc Divepen1 Lightqueen Eberechi24 |
| Business › Re: Send To Inbox,no More Sending To Spam by Wadewaltz(m): 12:53pm On Feb 23, 2019 |
Youngzubi:Give ur fb name make we link up |
| Business › Re: Send To Inbox,no More Sending To Spam by Wadewaltz(m): 12:47pm On Feb 23, 2019 |
okafor200:Shut up u Goat,u attacked me in my section now am comin for ur head,am gonna burn all ur books,ur fake books written by one headmaster in a school made of plank and zinc.How dare u try to insult me in my section,fool,dog pikin.Facebook rape u,give u belle dere.Good tin dey hv banned u,so u can feel wat I felt wen u were insultin me in Literature section.I wud open a thread and insult ur smelly asz,goat pikin lyk u,cockroach brain |
| Rap Battles › Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(op): 12:38pm On Feb 23, 2019 |
raptex:Okafor200 isn't a comedian,he is a cheap "wisdom" book seller,dos ones dat sells nonsense books in a bus Or a park. |
| Rap Battles › Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(op): 7:33pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
raptex:Okafor200,dat snail egg |
| Business › Re: You Can Now Get This Book 48 Laws Of Power Sent To Your Email by Wadewaltz(m): 4:31pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
bigtt76:Na scam sef,He won tiff money |
| Rap Battles › Re: Yoruba Rap War by Wadewaltz(m): 4:24pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
okafor200:Get d f uck outta my mention,jussie Smollet |
| Rap Battles › Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(op): 4:17pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Airmark Mikuz we need u here.Someone is disturbing our affair Mynd44 |
| Rap Battles › Re: Yoruba Rap War by Wadewaltz(m): 4:11pm On Feb 22, 2019 |
Okafor200 shut up wit ur smellin mouth,Read before u start to talk like slave,she-goat like u.Fadaf u cker lyk u,ekwensu sew ur yansh,Jussie Smollet bf,foool,dog pikin,Smellin tin |
| Nairaland General › Re: 9ja Flaver Is Stealing News From Nairaland's Frontpage by Wadewaltz(m): 5:36pm On Feb 21, 2019 |
True Talk,those guys are rilly stealing from this place |
| Politics › Re: Why Majority May Not Vote. by Wadewaltz(m): 11:12am On Feb 21, 2019 |
Congratulations,Eberechi u successfully wasted 30 secs of my lifetime |
| Rap Battles › Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(op): 10:59pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
raptex:Just try,we are countin on u,d gradin system is updere |
| Romance › Re: How To Attract And Handle Your Lady..... by Wadewaltz(m): 7:37pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
Eberechi24:Eberechi leave me d fuq alone,u got me banned in Literature section,ur still tryna pick a fight here.Watz my biz wit anoda nigger? |
| Rap Battles › Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(op): 7:33pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
Raptex,cum and give a verdict |
| Rap Battles › Re: Challenge!!! by Wadewaltz(m): 7:30pm On Feb 20, 2019 |
Okay,now we are on d same level.Battle close!,both Warriors died,nice competition u gat dere Raptex! |
| Romance › Re: How To Seduce An Olderly Lady by Wadewaltz(m): 9:57am On Feb 20, 2019 |
sukhothai:See how it went down for yoursef,dont allow anyone give you fake gist https://https-www-nairaland-com./nigerian-lady-set-wed-polish/31?iorg_service_id_internal=1646953538912597%3BAfoFU0iYoOijS0rH |
| Rap Battles › Re: The Battle-broker:hellvictorinho Vs Senhorsean by Wadewaltz(op): 9:44am On Feb 20, 2019 |
Nicheey:Haff done it already,your turn |
| Rap Battles › Re: :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(op): 9:39am On Feb 20, 2019 |
u might nid to wipe ur eyes,tell dose advisin u to throw in d towel All ur victories have been phyric,bet ur hv been braggin about ur laurels U cant conquer shii!!... only In ur toilet If only ur bars could hold water,I wud throw in d detergent But dy 're just dry While mine be dangerous and wet like d venom of a serpent I can go on and on about my chutzpah,I'm a general in d battle lyk Buka Suka Dimka I make a CYPHER,talk abt me,an ENIGMA U cant stand me,d battle wont last upto a chukka I see dis little PRICK tryna STAND upto me See men(Semen),I aint no Pussy,u cant pufforate me Afta dis exercise u wud be havin big "O"s Oo,dont get it twisted,it is d score on ur exercise-note Unlyk u,I'm not binge-watchin movies to get my hook High School Musical aint a battle but we still need a pen nd nid a book Nicheey Ur a soldier to b shinin d captains boot If I put my lines on a Movie and u copy,issa treasury Loot B4 u battle,1st u gatz knw ur bleepin Square root Still d biga man cus my root b cubes 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: by Wadewaltz(m): 1:52am On Feb 20, 2019 |
hayoholla:Yes,true words,downside is....My voice is rilly bad,d script looks nice to me but sounds bad.Is dere a way I can change dat? |
| Romance › Re: How To Seduce An Olderly Lady by Wadewaltz(m): 11:40pm On Feb 19, 2019*. Modified: 1:50am On Feb 20, 2019 |
Pocohantas,sweetbuns and LuciferProphet makin me Dat thread sweet die!,see fight but d guy was a lil bit immature at d beginin and especially at d end |
| Rap Battles › Re: The Battle-broker:hellvictorinho Vs Senhorsean by Wadewaltz(op): 7:09pm On Feb 19, 2019 |
HellVictorinho:Check out my battle wit Nicheey,u gonna love it. |
| Rap Battles › Re: The Battle-broker:hellvictorinho Vs Senhorsean by Wadewaltz(op): 7:01pm On Feb 19, 2019 |
HellVictorinho:Okay,sissy! |
| Rap Battles › :( :p :q **battle Broker:wadewaltz Vs Nicheey by Wadewaltz(op): 6:36pm On Feb 19, 2019 |
The first contender,my humble self,Is one of the strongest Warriors around,the self-proclaimed "Eddy Hearn" rap,WAAAAADEWALTZZZZZZZZZ Standing to my right is a known enemy of Wadewaltz,An old war-horse,too old he needs to rest his bones,He is just 45 inches tall Weighing just 2 pounds NICHEEY!.(Please do not cheer him).I Hope the gods would want to watch this and make a decision between Archilles and Hector!!. Opener:1point Rhymes:1point Wordplay:2points Simile/Metaphor:2points Punchline:2points Closer:1point RULES REMAIN THE SAME.No unnecessary comments!!. Cc Raptex 007Bruce Twenty47 Raptider Deckline Hellvictorinho Senhorsean Lucemferre Nastynic Macsjebs Hayoholla MycoleA Dontai Rapbankz Edygistvilla Eddygistvilla 3 Likes |
| Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Wadewaltz(m): 2:13pm On Feb 19, 2019 |
007Bruce:Dere are many warriors here,say yes and see |
