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Rap BattlesRe: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Wadewaltz(m): 10:26pm On Mar 15, 2019
Paayne and ELYMaxiimus tank you oo,I even made a thread to complain about their inactivity here.
Rap BattlesRe: >!<~~~~~ Our Book Of Dumblines And Wackplays~~~~~>!< by Wadewaltz(m): 10:21pm On Mar 15, 2019
ELYMAXiimus:
This was fun grin grin grin
Just read this,to be sincere,this place used to have real rappers,Me or any of my contemporaries battling here now can't even match their dumbest lines and wackiest plays
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Wadewaltz(m): 9:43pm On Mar 15, 2019
Mikuz that Akwa man rhyme shii is familiar
I heard similar from Dremo on twitter
but i felt your shii more the other G a little above regular
LiteratureForum For Writers by Wadewaltz(op): 7:50pm On Mar 15, 2019
If you write here and you are not on www.Writertain.Com then............Not like we need your presence there but we just have to share the good news to all Because we know what they "Chop alone,die alone"
LiteratureRe: KINGS 2(battleground) by Wadewaltz(m): 7:44pm On Mar 15, 2019
Silver1996 prove to me you are truly a writer by joining www.Writertain.Com,if not be ready for 1000 troll comments from me,you have experienced my wrath before
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LiteratureRe: Humans by Wadewaltz(op): 7:02pm On Mar 15, 2019
I refused giving him my name,I wasn't really in the mood for any conversation,not that I was sad,I wake up like this some days.

The airbus stumbled to a halt.It made the shackles to bite deep into my flesh.The door of the airbus was opened and robots came in and pushed us out,I suppose they are the jailors.The first thing that hit me was the bright sunlight.The airbus was a dimly lit one,my fellow prisoners were making a joke about the robots preferring darkness to light.

We were asked to stand on a line for the robots to take our identification.It was a quick one,all we did was walk up to a robot right infront,it would pass a laser light from it's eyes acros our's.After that we proceeded for cavity check.

The arizona prison building was built like an hotel if only you ignore the size of the rooms/cells,the condition of the toilet and the presence of robot-guards holding guns and the barbed-wire fence.

After the check,we were handed our prison uniform,orange cover-all,just like humans......
LiteratureRe: Humans by Wadewaltz(op): 6:37pm On Mar 15, 2019
PDP-More updates to the people
APC-I have CHANGED
LiteratureRe: Humans by Wadewaltz(op): 6:36pm On Mar 15, 2019
He yo!,everyone
Guess who's back
The only six time grand-slam champion,Wadewaltz
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 5:21pm On Mar 15, 2019
Ann2012
LiteratureRe: Lost in Lust [A story by Toyin Olorunsola] by Wadewaltz(m): 5:19pm On Mar 15, 2019
Ann2012:
Thanks for the update
Nice story op
Ann,Why haven't I seen your comment on my own storyhuh
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 5:15pm On Mar 15, 2019
his underwear.The room was dark and hot so he decided to open the windows so the cool air of the night and the beaming light of the moon can come in.The temperature inside the room reduced but there seem to be no moon at all So he used his instincts to find the couch so he could lie down.He felt someone there,it was Clement who woke up startled and took a few seconds to recognise the familiar voice.

"Wats good mon"he greeted after recognising Jide.

"I'm fine"Jide said sounding like a beach washing its tide against the sand.

Clement moved to the next couch almost knocking over a picture,he was about to start a conversation about the day and ask Jide how his music was going then he remembered that Jide wasn't fond of their conversation unlike before instead Clement just stood up and went to the bedroom.

Jide was already on a sleeping position on the just vacated couch.He had his eyes shut,there was no need to as the room was pitch dark.He couldn't find sleep,his mind was on his last operation,he made too...
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 3:36pm On Mar 15, 2019
Silensa:
Present sir. I hope and pray that Divenpen don't have to ban you forever.

Ride on
I ain't getting banned no more provided opparadise shoves his comments down his dick's hole
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 3:33pm On Mar 15, 2019
opparadise:
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Sorry, I don't have to read your garbage, provide an audio version.
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Secondly, don't tag me with a ratus ratus.
This troll shii you doing is a dead trend,I did it before ask,las las na ban for one year go end am,I trust Divepen1.
LiteratureRe: Let The Guns Speak by Wadewaltz(m): 2:48pm On Mar 15, 2019
Larry is that you wearing a ladies wig,holding a gunhuh
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 2:39pm On Mar 15, 2019
raptex:
Good job....
Thanks mhen
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op):
Straight to Wadewaltz shoulder and knocked him out unconscious.On hearing the sound of the gun,the woman and the driver were both shuffling to get back into the building,too late for the driver as he received a bullet to his back.

The woman gave a loud scream and the robber fled the scene,he didn't have enough bullets for the number of people approaching.

Next morning,newspapers carried different headlines,"THE PRESIDENT DEAD" seems to be the one they all agreed on consensus.This headline was inspired by the bitter hatred towards the dictator.Only one journalist was smart enough to wonder what a dictator was doing at the back of a brothel without security,late at night.He dared not publish that article,it will be too scandalous,not forgetting the fact that the president was still the one in power.Even his editor wouldn't want the story published but there was this nagging urge in Clement to get the details of this incident.

Jide returned home late at 2am.He quickly offloaded the mask hidden inside...
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 1:57pm On Mar 15, 2019
He couldn't afford to have a third party in this.

Wadewaltz thoughts were broken by the footsteps approaching his vehicle,there was no need to check who it was,he knew it was the driver and the woman.There was a knock on his window,so he whind down

"Show me the money"A man on a mask said,he smelt of dry gin mixed with the ever noticeable scent of dagga,the country's biggest export,a trade he paid so much attention to to see it grow till it stamped the Name of the country down as the biggest exporter of the recreational drug.

"I said give me your money"the robber exclaimed.It was dark and the robber just couldn't recognise who he was talking To,if he had recognised him,his actions would have been diferent by now,Worse.Wadewaltz wasn't a friend of the Troll's,he was hated like an outsider.

"Hey!,get the f**** of"

it was the voice of the driver with a woman standing right behind him cowering.The driver was yet to see the gun.

The robber was startled and In that tense moment,he pulled the trigger,it went...
LiteratureRe: I Want To Buy All Your Books On Okadabooks Today (You Must Have At Least 5) by Wadewaltz(m): 1:40pm On Mar 15, 2019
opparadise:
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You want to buy all a writer's book so I should dig my grave?
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Let me explain life to you:
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1. You are uncreative.
2. Go to Okadabook and buy them there and stop flaunting your borrowed wealth.
3. Nobody cares about you or your time and deadline.
4. You may try to argue, but I will snub you like you are non existent.
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Let me score you: 0/100.
Remark: Use your cash, buy a cow-rope, go to a nearby bush, hang yourself.
Trolling is medically great but it ain't gat prescription.
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LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 1:38pm On Mar 15, 2019
Silensa

Opparadise
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 11:49am On Mar 15, 2019
izaray:
cheesy i dy wait
Okay na
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 11:43am On Mar 15, 2019
izaray:
Lol, na by force to comment ni huh

I can do that to encourage you only if your story make sense. I can't come and pretend for nothing na wink

But you're not doing badly though. Weldone cheesy
Make I no see your comment afta my next update,we go wear one trouser grin
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 11:40am On Mar 15, 2019
Seems like it is only girls that comes to this section,Where them'a bois go to?,manna stuck inna place wey manna afi see no man not even a pickney
LiteratureRe: Thrills Of A Lagos Babe by Wadewaltz(m): 11:37am On Mar 15, 2019
Nice story but I don't get why you chose to use the name Simi,I hate that name,it reeks of naïveness
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LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 11:29am On Mar 15, 2019
izaray:
Thanks for the invite
You are welcome but you must promise me a comment after every update.
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 11:18am On Mar 15, 2019
Kimoyo Goddonbishop Izaray
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 11:14am On Mar 15, 2019
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LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 11:10am On Mar 15, 2019
He slid-down the window to spit at the lawn drawing the stare of the gardener who was working the lawn,he quickly turned his face seeing the offender.Oops,too late.

"Indignation"Wadewaltz said to himself after whinding up,he made a mental check to ensure that the gardener was executed When he returns
The journey went on to a quiet,dark,street-corner behind a brothel,it was already 12:00am,a dark limo could hardly be spotted talkless of knowing that the dictator was inside.Even if the limo is seen,it would be thought to be one high class customer to the brothel and not the dictator.He nodded to his driver

"Get her"he chuckled under his breath.The driver went into the brothel through the back door after ensuring he wasn't seen.

Wadewaltz felt alone,before the meeting with his cabinet,he asked his guards to take a day-off except the driver,he always does that when ever he wants to come to this place.His secret was between himself and his driver.Just like the gardener,he would execute the driver later on
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op):
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Mikuz

Raptex

Deckline

Hellvictorinho

Senhorsean

Nicheey

Oblaklaz
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LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 7:45am On Mar 15, 2019
this while he was there but was far-off.He pushed through the crowd,to his door,it was like a a prison break,they were all after him,still chattering

"Damn it"the biometric door wasn't opening,the door had issues and this totally destroyed the mindset of Wadewaltz towards technologies,not too good for a luddite.Finally it opened,he opened the door,went out and slammed it.It would have made a loud noise if not for the hand of his Adviser on foreign affair that caught the door midway,if the door had slammed,the people inside the office would have been locked-in needing his thumb to set them free.He ran to his car and asked the driver to speed-off because his pack of advisers and ministers were closely behind him,chasing.They were all glory-hunters praying that they would be the one to bring-up an idea that would impress the dictator and thus find favour in his eyes.

Inside the dark limo,he heaved a deep breath and sighed,he felt like his hands were still cuffed but atleast adjusted to give a little bit of....
LiteratureRe: Transmitting Live From The Office Of The Gcfr(a Troll's Repentant Story) by Wadewaltz(op): 7:29am On Mar 15, 2019
Out of the country into exile,now he was brought back so he could sign the deal that would transform everything.The people were gullible,they fell to the empty promises of a better leadership.He remembered how the word "Literaturelanders" tasted like vinegar at his speech.He flipped over to the time he killed a neighbours dog with his bare hands as a kid,he was brave and fearless,too much money and fame have turned him to a coward.Wadewaltz only comfort in this world was his daughter way off in a foreign land,Rapland.He concealed her identity from the rest of the world so she isn't bothered by people about his actions.After all this he was going to take a bow from government and politics and then go be with her.He saved enough money from the nation's treasury and he still has a little bit of time,like a year,for the nation to conduct an election,get a new leader then he would step down.He was to over-see everything.

He lit a cigarrette as he rembered he was still in his office with all the chattering,all...

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