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Family / Re: When your maid becomes the madam. by WafiJoe(m): 9:21am On Aug 14, 2015 |
Toks2008: Don't mind them, they ignored the message. All they are looking is fault. Most nairaland ladies don't like taking correction. Trust me, a lot them "blasting" you liked your initial post. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Workers Needed In Ebano Supermarket by WafiJoe(m): 6:43pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
Open positions please? |
Romance / Re: My Opinion: We Ladies Should Stop Visiting Guys. RAPE Is Real!!! by WafiJoe(m): 11:15am On Aug 10, 2015 |
classicB: YES. Or are you the owner of the restaurant? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Opinion: We Ladies Should Stop Visiting Guys. RAPE Is Real!!! by WafiJoe(m): 11:08am On Aug 10, 2015 |
classicB: Madam, you are going off topic. The women you mentioned here, did they go about visiting the men that raped them? Or you are trying to say that it is too dangerous for women to come near men? Wake up. I will advice girls to be smart, know the kind of guy you are associating with. Most of the time we are the cause of our own misfortune. |
Celebrities / Revealed!!! Jackie Chan And Sylvester Stallone Used To Be Porn Stars by WafiJoe(m): 2:14pm On Aug 07, 2015 |
When you ask a celebrity how they started their career, their answer usually goes along the lines of, “I wanted to become a movie star, so I moved to Los Angeles. I got discovered when I was working as a waitress, and the rest is history.” For some, however, it wasn’t so easy. Some future Hollywood stars found themselves broke, out of work, and even homeless, and – desperate for money and work – turned to the industry that would help them get started: porn. See Also: 5 Ways Sex Can Boost Your Career 1. Sylvester Stallone stallonewallpaper Oh Sly, you naughty boy! Internationally recognized for his roles in the Rambo and Rocky movie series, Stallone started his acting career in 1970 in the soft porn flick The Party at Kitty and Stud’s (renamed Italian Stallion after Stallone became famous). He appeared as Stud, who posts a notice on a bulletin board inviting people to a party at his and girlfriend Kitty’s apartment. Naturally, people show up, and before you know it, they’re having group sex. Meanwhile, Stud – ever the good host – “services” all the female attendees. Stallone was paid $200 for his two days’ work on the movie, and insists he is not ashamed of his career beginnings. In an interview with Playboy back in 1978, he said that he “was starving when I did it. I’d been bounced out of my apartment and had spent four nights in a row at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, trying to avoid the cops, trying get some sleep... It was either do that movie or rob someone, because I was at the end – the very end – of my rope.” When Rocky came out in 1976 and Stallone shot to fame, he was approached by the film’s producers who allegedly blackmailed him for $100,000 to keep it from being released. Stallone practically told them to stick it where the sun doesn’t shine and that he “wouldn’t buy it for two bucks.” 2. Jackie Chan jackie chanwallpaper Hongkonger Jackie Chan is another Hollywood actor who isn’t ashamed of his murky beginnings. When the story broke in 2006 that he had appeared in a soft porn movie back in 1975, Chan said that “I had to do anything I could to make a living 31 years ago, but I don't think it's a big deal, even Marlon Brando used to be exposed in his movies.” The actor/stuntman/martial artist appeared in one scene in All in the Family, a Cantonese adult comedy film and played Hsiao Tang, a rickshaw driver. The shocking thing about this movie isn’t the fact that we get to see Chan’s bare ass [shiver]. But rather that this is the only film of his where there isn’t a single fight or stunt sequence. 3. Sasha Grey sasha greyvagantetop Born Marina Ann Hantzis, Sasha Grey’s name is synonymous with hardcore porn. She made her first pornographic appearance shortly after turning 18 and has since starred in over 270 movies and won several awards (Yep, they even have awards for porn). She quit porn in 2011, and made the crossover to mainstream acting and even appeared in six episodes of the HBO comedy/drama series Entourage. Grey has also lent her voice to video games Saints Row: The Third and Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell, and was even a member of industrial band aTelecine. 4. Shu Qi Shu Qimymodernmet Taiwanese actress and model Shu Qi, born Lin Li-hui, may not be a household name in Hollywood, but she’s famous for her role as Lai Kwai in the film The Transporter. However, before starring alongside Englishman Jason Statham in the 2002 action film, Qi had previously worked in the soft porn industry and even appeared in the Chinese version of Playboy magazine. 5. David Duchovny david duchovnyhdwallwide This could be a case for Mulder and Scully! Red Shoe Diaries was a soft porn series that was broadcast in the early to mid-90s and featured The X-Files star David Duchovny in the role of Jake Winters presenting each episode. Duchovny even appeared in ten episodes, and other major Hollywood stars joined the cast over the years, including Matt LeBlanc and Christopher Atkins. Another little tidbit: Duchovny entered himself into rehab for sex addiction in 2008. SOURCE http://www.careeraddict.com/21217/5-celebrities-who-used-to-be-porn-stars?utm_content=bufferfca1d&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=buffer |
Health / Re: This Is Onome, The Victim Of The July 13th Bullion Van Accident Along (PHOTOS) by WafiJoe(m): 2:30pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
hahn: Here is the link https://www.facebook.com/brisibe.perez?pnref=story |
Romance / Re: Imagine This Kind Of Love? Could This Be ????(photo) by WafiJoe(m): 2:04pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
Gurgle: How long do you wear your panties, that one have to boil water for them. I weep for you. |
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Freelance Job Opportunity For Graphic Artists by WafiJoe(m): 2:02pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
Health / Re: This Is Onome, The Victim Of The July 13th Bullion Van Accident Along (PHOTOS) by WafiJoe(m): 1:45pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
Click the like button if you are support of her support. |
Health / Re: This Is Onome, The Victim Of The July 13th Bullion Van Accident Along (PHOTOS) by WafiJoe(m): 1:38pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
I am almost in tears. I saw this number on the facebook page. 08068214456 (her husband's number). You all can verify. Let us show some love. 2 Likes 1 Share
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Health / This Is Onome, The Victim Of The July 13th Bullion Van Accident Along (PHOTOS) by WafiJoe(m): 1:30pm On Aug 01, 2015 |
When I saw this message and pictures, i don't know how to describe how I feel. (Sigh), Nigeria is in mess. I don't want to bring politics into this post. So lemme repost it as I saw, one thing is I do not have the sufficient cash to single handedly support this lady, so... you all should do as "the spirit leads you". You can make your verifications but that should not hinder you from helping this lady. Remember this can happen to anyone. Below is the undedited facebook post: "This is Onome Akporode, the victim of the July 13th Bullion Van Accident along Udu Road, Delta State, Nigeria. She needs your financial assistance no matter how little as "Nothing is too small nor too big before her hospital bed." Diamond Bank Akporode Onome Bridget 0067464349" |
Romance / Re: Imagine This Kind Of Love? Could This Be ????(photo) by WafiJoe(m): 4:16pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
Gurgle: You wish |
Romance / Re: Imagine This Kind Of Love? Could This Be ????(photo) by WafiJoe(m): 4:12pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
Freemanan: Use your head bro, think before making rash conclusions. Think. |
Art, Graphics & Video / Freelance Job Opportunity For Graphic Artists by WafiJoe(m): 12:20pm On Jul 16, 2015 |
For the graphics wizards in the house, there is a freelance job opportunity. Design from home, and get paid that same day. Qualification At least 2 years experience in graphics design Method of Application Design the following samples Letterhead paper (legal company) Business card (graphics company) Flier (Gospel Music Minisry) Send the samples to afroguy16@yahoo.co.uk Deadline is 1st of July. I wish you goodluck. |
Politics / Re: Patrick Obahiagbon Reacts To Buhari's Dismissal Of Service Chiefs by WafiJoe(m): 4:56pm On Jul 15, 2015 |
calmbabadee: Bros, F5 is a computer command for refresh. |
Education / Re: Your Urgent Assistance Needed by WafiJoe(m): 5:09pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Preciousgirl: Barclay, the favorite bank of scammers. Such a coincidence. And the guy said 200 people to contribute 500naira, not one person, do your calculation, that is over 500usd. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs And Their Loose Translations ... by WafiJoe(m): 5:01pm On Jul 11, 2015 |
Dem noh dey stop small pikin to get big teeth. But make im remember to grow big lips to cover am Translation: Wetin you start, make you try your best to finish am. Noh be every sing get chorus Translation: Noh be every question get answer Reppin Orerokpe |
Literature / WAEC Seized My English Result Twice – Patrick Obahiagbon by WafiJoe(m): 3:21pm On Jul 01, 2015 |
Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon in an interview with Punch Newspaper revealed his WAEC Results were seized twice ‘cos of the ‘big grammars’ he used. Punch: Did you write exams in school in these big words? Hourable: I used such words very-very freely in my exams both at the secondary school and in my university and little wonder I had the misfortune of my English results being seized intermittently in my O’ Levels. WAEC released my results for the other subjects and withheld my English result. This happened for about three years. Twice, I pa$$ed the University Matriculation Examination but I could not proceed to the University because of my English results that were not released. At the end of the day, it was released after the third attempt. Punch: Why do you always use ‘big grammar’? Honourable: I am not really consensus ad idem with those who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political cla$$. Punch: How do you talk to your wife, children and even your friends? Honourable: I relate with my family and friends very warmly and in an atmosphere of camaraderie, stripped of my confutational habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially attuned soul personality. Punch: Is this the way you proposed to your wife, speaking high tech grammar? Honourable: Of course, the business of the day when I interfaced with mywife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser’s languageand you can decipher why that had to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian conundrum. Punch: Do you know that many people don’t take you too seriously when you talk because they think you are not communicating? Honourable: Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus because people have deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive cosmopolitan reactions have a$$isted my equipoise and righteous sense of pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once pontificated that things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day. Punch: Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the waist? Honourable: Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of Nigerians especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing their lower anatomical contours and I will do it over and over again. http://www.steadygist.com/2015/06/waec-seized-my-english-result-twice.html?m=1a This man Killed this interview.
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I've Got An Interview To Attend But I've Chicken Pox. What Should I Do?? by WafiJoe(m): 7:53pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Use Iza man, on your bath water. It works like magic. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Personal Assistant Needed To Handle Internet Marketing And Job Posting Tasks by WafiJoe(m): 10:30am On Jun 29, 2015 |
Dextra I sent you an email |
Jobs/Vacancies / Freelance Job Opportunity For Graphic Artists by WafiJoe(m): 10:09am On Jun 29, 2015 |
For the graphics wizards in the house, there is a freelance job opportunity. Design from home, and get paid that same day. Qualification At least 2 years experience in graphics design Method of Application Design the following samples Letterhead paper (legal company) Business card (graphics company) Flier (Gospel Music Minisry) Send the samples to afroguy16@yahoo.co.uk Deadline is 1st of July. I wish you goodluck. |
Family / Re: Hilarious Photo: How Birthdays Are Celebrated In The Village by WafiJoe(m): 11:08am On Jun 12, 2015 |
I love Africa |
Crime / Is Armed Robbery Punishable By Death In Nigeria? by WafiJoe(m): 2:57pm On May 23, 2015 |
Please, I am a having a little discussion with my colleagues, and I am trying to let them know that armed robbery is a capital offense (in Nigeria), which is punishable by death but they are finding it hard to believe. Now if there is anyone that know about this subject, please comment, let me know if they are wrong, or if I am wrong. Thank you. |
Romance / Re: Ladies How Do You Feel When A Guy Makes Sexual Advances On First Visit by WafiJoe(m): 9:07pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
gorgeousnogo: And madam, attempting to have sex doesn't mean attempt rape, okay. You should first of all know the kind of guy you are dating before going to his house. I have had girls who come to my house and try to fNck me on the first visit. And I have had girls I tried to fNck on the first visit. If you show any sign of resistance, I will let go. We are adults, I do tell people, we don't have to force others to swallow our opinion or ways. If one person doesn't match with your style, try another. |
Romance / Re: Ladies How Do You Feel When A Guy Makes Sexual Advances On First Visit by WafiJoe(m): 9:04pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Losers have/or follow such outdated rules. Go for the kill, when you get the chance or you may be a loser. Girls ALWAYS want to play smart |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What's The Highest Salary, Your O'level Certificate Has Fetched You? by WafiJoe(m): 1:02am On Jan 17, 2015 |
hatux: N53k |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Atletico Madrid (3 - 1) On 11th January 2014 by WafiJoe(m): 11:35pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
#MSN 1 Like
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Atletico Madrid (3 - 1) On 11th January 2014 by WafiJoe(m): 11:18pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
MessiSuarezNeymar #MSN ShowNoMercy 2 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Atletico Madrid (3 - 1) On 11th January 2014 by WafiJoe(m): 9:41pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
Messiiiiiiiiiiiii |
Romance / Re: Ladies : Can You Do This On Your Wedding Day? (pics) by WafiJoe(m): 9:38pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
classicB:I fear your knowledge 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 5 Funny Ways Guys Embarrass Them Self In Front Of Ladies. by WafiJoe(m): 9:34pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
vivaciouzz: Where do you live |
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