psyqs:
OP see ur spelling

I will make the corrections. Thanks for pointing it out.

Really?

I swear

The Kardashians are it again, destroying yet another male human. What do you guys think?

Wow, new social commerce site that pays you. follow me on follio.me $wafijoe.

Cool oh. I need followers.

For all those that watch BET Awards; I know you can not deny the fact that Chris Rock kept rocking it all the way. When the show was over, I was so hungry for more of Chris action that I have to watch 2 more of Chris movie. Oscar is giving us another chance to be rocked by Chris Rock.

Chris Rock lit up a beacon of hope for all who love the Academy Awards -- there's a fighting chance the show won't be TV's version of Ambien!

Hours after the Oscars announced Rock would host next year, we got him heading into dinner at Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica. But check out the video ... the exciting part is WHO he hung out with at the restaurant: Rosario Dawson, Matt Stone and Rick Rubin.

So, we're thinking (hoping, really) they were cooking up musical numbers that don't suck. Can't ya see the mashup? "99 Problems and Kyle's Mom's Chocolate Salty Balls Ain't One."

We'll leave it to the pros, but watch and dream.

abbeyseto:
Hi guys(and ladies),
You see, for those that complained about being rejected despite their worth, and they feel it's all a joke. The recruitment section of Andela knows what they are doing.

For you to be a good programmer, you need patience and persistence. Know what you want and go for it no matter how many times you fail, only that; learn from each failure before attempting again.

This is like my 7th time of applying to Andela this year, and my third interview with them but from each application, i improve my self in preparation for next application.

Now, I'm going for class XII bootcamp on Monday.

Except you are not passionate about being a world class developer that's when you'll easily give up on opportunities like this.

Applying is not easy; I know that, but hey... You just need to know what you want and go for it.

Fellow prospective bootcampers, see you in JavaScript class on Monday.

I just register, is there going to be another batch this year?

Please send me the link, I want to apply.

rotlan:


Depends on what you want to learn. 3d animation(maya), after effects, premier pro..

Thanks but no thanks; you didn't answer the question.

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Check the date graphics man before typing an epistle

Brand management consultant that cannot brand his post. RUBBISH

emmyrichie:
I don't think you really need to sign a cover letter. Your name will just do.

However, it is always advisable to have your cover letter and cv/resume on pages simultaneously. That is to say if your cv/resume is a one or two paged document as the case maybe, then your cover letter should be page1 while your cv/resume becomes page2... 3... 4...

I hope this helps.

Wrong move sir.

divinehand2003:
Meeeeen
I WONDER WHAT A WHITE MAN FROM OVERSEAS WILL SAY UPON SEEING THIS STRANGE OCCURRENCE IN NAIJA?
Naija I hail thee.

I wonder what sane will say upon reading you post.
Dividedhand I hail thee

Neyoor:
Celeb pictures here an there.
It doesn't freaks me because I'm a celeb on my own.

The gods will enjoy this

ishola10:
I am just new here, thou have registered on this site for a very long time, whats trending in here? can anyone show me around?

Go back to sleep, I will show you in your dream.

That nanny should face trial. Some ladies can be so dumb.

SPG4U:
She ought to have invited the vet doctor home,


And d guards @ d supermarket no get gun?



***@ my signature***

Where are you from, and where do you live?

Drabeey:
NONSENSE. THAT IS WHY WE KEEP SHOUTING AND PREACHING NEED TO EMBRACE OUR CULTURE. IMAGINE, A DOG ATE A CHILD. WESTERNIZATION SHOULD NOT BE TOTAL. WE CANT BECAUSE WE LOVE THE WHITE PEOPLE CULTURE AND NEGLECT OUR OWN. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A CULTURE IN NIGERIA THAT GIVES CHANCE TO ALLOWING A DOG TO STAY IN YOUR CAR, LET ALONE SLEEP ON YOUR BED. IM VERY DISAPPOINTED THE DAY I SAW ONE WOMAN KISSING HER DOG IN LONDON. I WAS LIKE LEMME SLAP HER,BUT U KNOW I CANT DO THAT. ITS THEIR OWN CULTURE, BUT NOT OURS...
WHY DO U HAVE TEDDY BEARS ? PLAY WITH THOSE. OR BUY A DOG AND KEEP IT FOR SECURITY REASONS. NOT IN YOUR CAR.

I cant even begin to imagine how a mother would leave her child with a dog, and a "not so smart" housemaid. This is truly "the devil's work."

Nonsense

Shymm3x:
All these naij rappers and their nursery rhymes with no structure. Can someone plz post the YouTube video and let's hear if he has bars?

Anyway, the best African freestyler ever is Chidi of the now defunct Chidibang. No one is touching that guy. He murked F64 on Sbtv in the UK with so many supreme bars off the top and arguably the best F64 ever. And also did a freestyle for over 12hrs non-stop. That nyggah will rap circles around everyone's square. Only God knows what happened to him. He's got bars for days!

My grandad did freestyle for 2days non-stop in Iraq.

What was he saying?

kestolove95:
So wetin u want make we do naw?..y u dey even tell us self?

He tell you? If you guys can understand what you read, you will that the post is a part of an interview. Whoever originated this article must have done so for some unknown reasons, if not he should have added the interviewer's question. Or should OJB have lied?

Please I went for an interview yesterday in an IT firm as a graphic designer. After I finished designing with CorelDRAW, the Manager looked an said no no no. This is like an Aba made design, we need something modern, catchy and simple.

Please is any photoshop wizard in the house that can show me how to make modern and catchy designs?

boboLIL:
He shuld rest in pieces......



Dos that they not complete nko?


I av albinos friends balling wela like ballers


I don't pity people wid such mentality.....

Go eat sshit Mr Wise

naijaboiy:
You guys have listed almost everything and it's true

What about the ones that tell you "I won't stay long o" that is a sign that you have to make a quick move once she shows up.

Or

The one that keeps singing "i'll soon be going o" she keeps telling you she'll soon go for almost two hours. Oga if you no code the gist then Jonathan is your name.

IDIOT

LadyFiona:
Na!!!, I am not deceiving myself. The bunch of the maids do not seduce but the rabid animals seduces them when madam happens not to be around. It is on rare cases that maids seduces the boss. So my examples still stands.

I won't argue Fiona. I am a guy, and I can tell you that lots of ladies have a way of silently (almost subconsciously) seducing a guy. It is a natural feminine thing, that is are they are made. And I must say, it is not totally a bad thing but things can go bad. So I believe the OP is trying to advise men and women to avoid the need to avoid temptation.

2scorehigh:
This article is completely meaningless to me. I don't see any point in it all.

If you want to fhuck your maid; go ahead and do it but don't just come here and try to justify it!

It's like a thief telling people,"Hey, look, I'm a thief and if you don't hide your wallet very well, I'm going to steal it because I can't help it!"

Akuko.

Go to abroad and present this your logic. By the time the divorce lawyers have ripped you apart, torn you to pieces and completely rid you of all you've got, you'll be the one begging your next wife not to hire any maid again!

Self-control is the key. Nothing more; nothing less.

I smell hypocrisy. And when was the last time you make a sentence without using the word abroad or america?

LadyFiona:
I refuse to quote mediocrity directly sis, I quoted you because the guy you're quoting is an arseeeeee and a hypocrisy personified. ISIS

Hope they will say something similar when wife falls for the driver, gardener and gateman too. Damn!!!!!! Nigerians

Madam, you guys are deceiving yourself. The gardener, driver bla bla bla you mentioned are not known to seduce their madams (unlike the maids). One thing about Nigerian women is that they know the truth within them but they choose to ignore it. Go ahead, get a sexy housemaid but do not come here to cry when the deed has been done by your potent husband.

Toks2008:


i will like to quote this scripture not to justify the act but to lay emphases on how strange it is:

"There are three things that are too amazing for me, four that I do not understand:The way of an eagle in the sky, The way of a serpent on a rock, The way of a ship in the middle of the sea, And the way of a man with a maid" Proverbs 30:18-19.

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Dude in as much as I like your post, I don't like it when people try to BEND the scripture to any shape to suit their talks/sermon. Here is an NIV translation of the same scripture below:

Proverbs 30:18-19 New International Version (NIV)

18 “There are three things that are too amazing for me,
four that I do not understand:
19 the way of an eagle in the sky,
the way of a snake on a rock,
the way of a ship on the high seas,
and the way of a man with a young woman.

You and I knows that at as the time of old, a young lady is mostly call a maid(en), like we call young girls; "chick" today. So please do not abuse the bible.