teemanbastos:
the proverbs says.. God protect me over my friends, I'll take care of my enemies... why are you deceived by pics. i pity u.

Mr. man, you are the one in a pitiable condition

If you like kill yourselves, these people are politrickians, they are not fighting.

There is something for HND holders (computer related). You can send your credentials and a recommendation letter to before middle of January.

Those with HND can send their CV and credentials and reference letter to

Please HND only, no BSc.

atlwireles:
I thought one was posting on facebook from his underground guard room. Another fake and useless story from the fifth columnist

Mr. Thomas, I greet you

Check your email @stint

What we currently need is someone with HND. But let's see if I can fix you up.

Okay

Why are y'all not always taking things seriously. This is not joke section, okay. I shared this information because when I got it, I thought it was too good to be true but when I tried it I discovered that it worked. So if you don't want to try it, fine. Just do not discourage others.

The night that Christ was born by Kirk Franklin is the one we are working on.

I finally stopped receiving those MTN spam messages. Here is how I did it. I sent "stop" to 33111. After a while, I received a message that said: "You will be removed from our campaign database within 24hrs. Thank you." And that it how I got free. Y'all should try it too if you want to be free.

Hello Nlanders,

I want you'all to carefully read this post and please reply with mature comments. I would love the HR personnels in the house to contribute also.

I think there is a problem ravaging almost all sectors in the country. The staff working in both private and government organizations have questionable attitudes. The incompetence of most staff is visible. From the front desk officers, receptionist, to the "big man" in the office that is suppose to "process" papers. If you don't get rude response, you get delay, or negligence, and sometimes people that are made to the job doesn't have enough knowledge for the work. The painful thing is that there are lots of youth out there that are looking for job, people that can get things done in a very professional way but do not have the opportnunity to do it. I have been to offices where the people in charge can hardly operate the computers, and one begin to marvel.

I have concluded that these incompetencies is a result of fake credentials. Most of these people do not genuinely obtain the certificate that they use in getting their current job.

Now the question is, do Nigerian companies really do background checks on prospectives employees' credentials? Please HRs in the house tell me if you do, and what methods you use in separating the weed from the shaft as regards to fake credentials.

Pencil pants.

kekakuz: Chai.
Secret serum

Oyinbo wey do pencil
Na dem do erazer

Create virus just to sell anti virusvirus

Idiot.

mascot87: The rate at which I wash my hands since d outbreak of d Ebola virus ehn no be here o. I use @least 500litres of water daily just to wash my hands. Baba God protect us oo cos na ur protection sure pass

Make sure u use soap.

spyg1: are U educated @all?

No chief.

tosyne2much: hmmmmmm Oga Joe, afta u don use me wash finish... Thanks anyway

Sorry boss that was a miss understanding.

Gboliwe:

I find it immature, silly and annoying. I have not had any "friend" say that to me though.

You must have been accepting the right guys.

tosyne2much: Y on earth would a guy start thankin a random lady who accepted ur request or who sent u request.. '' (thanks for sendin me request).. Dats totally rubbish.. It does not make u look humble or nice, it only makes u feel beneath dem; and ironically, those ladies would neva av a gud chat wit you and even if dey do, dey would reply using one or two letters as if dey are answering Obj questions (no lady wld lik to associate wit a bonafide mumu who av low self esteem)..If you know your
worth as a man, you won't be
gracing the floor on evry lady dat adds you or accepts ur request . As for me, wen a lady sends me request and unwilling to start up a chat first, na so I go jst dey look her

Hmmm good one

tosyne2much: Y would u insult me in such a manner? U r takin dis so far bro.. It's not as if I can't reciprocate wit insults too buh I won't do dat in order to maintain peace

Ignoramus
1, Word, pejorative term frequently
used to describe an ideological
opponent who acts like he/she
knows more than he/she actually
does and/or argues according to
obviously misinformed logic.

tosyne2much: Without being sentimental.. From my own point of view... More often than not, evn married men ar not so faithful to their partner, not to talk of young dudes... The reason behind dis is simply because men ar polygamous in nature.. Therefore, since nature allows dem accommodate women as dey wish, there's no way unfaithfulness would not follow

Ignoramus, speak for urself and ur father

Nastydroid: we know

speak for urself, Mr knowitall.

Dragonking: 1. All-You-Can-Eat Buffets:

"Be not among drunkards or among gluttonous eaters of meat, for the drunkard and the glutton will come to poverty, and slumber will clothe them with rags." - Proverbs 23:20-21

The Bible forbids overeating, but now it's a lot harder to eat right compared to Biblical times. Restaurants offer huge portions of delicious food, and all-you-can-eat buffets are the worst offenders. You want to get your money's worth, so you're going to pile your plate high and come back for seconds and thirds.

one word; madness.

jossi994:

Nitwit.

Thank God for Google.

jossi994: All this chaff girls forming accent and ajebutter @ fast food joints.
Especially here in calabar. they'll take two spoons and leave the rest. Who the hell are they keeping the rest for? The gods?

So if pesin no like food make im force imsef chopam abi, MR KPAKO,

josh830: I hate delay, rit now am in a restuarant for over 15min, and d food is no even ready yet

Heavy meals take up to twenty minutes to get, I'll advice you to order starter first

chelseabmw:


Yes o. Abi buka nor b restaurant again for 9ja?

No sir

Oklander: When someone bought a drink, sip a little and left the remaining in the bottle on the table and walks out. #Oloshi.forming.ajebor

You're a church rat