SAINTSAMURAI:
happy birthday to your daughter, i wish her the best in life. Father inlaw good morning.

Thank you...

SAINTSAMURAI:
happy birthday to your daughter, i wish her the best in life. Father inlaw good morning.

Lol....anyways,thank you.

delishpot:
I rejoice with them that rejoice. Happy birthday to your beautiful daughter. May she bring only joy to your household

Thank you

ahnie:
Happy birth miss zaynob...may almighty allah s.a.w bestow his blessing on you.may you also be a source of immense joy to your parents and the world at large..

Thank you...

yutsuf:
Installmentally
This doesn’t exist anywhere else except only in Nigeria. If you doubt this, just search “Installmentally” on google and watch only Nigerian sites pop up.


Night-Vigil
This is another one I don’t understand. Does anyone ever hold a vigil during the day?


Cunny
This is not meant as a euphemism for the female body part. When Nigerians say this word, they mean “cunning”. How is that for a giant leap forward?


Disvirgin
How hard is it to say deflowered? It must be extremely difficult because even health professionals and newsmen use this absurd word that doesn’t exist.


Wake Keeping (Wake keep)
Nigerians have not only made the old European custom of watching over a corpse till it’s buried (called a wake) theirs, they have actually renamed it. Please, there is no such phrase as “wake keep” or even “wake keeping”.

Pls correct the heading/ topic. It should be.."that do not" not "doesn't".

Hi everyone, I feel so delighted today as my daughter turns 18. It will be a half-baked joyous day if this is not shared here for your best wishes for her. She's also a nairalander and a sharp one at that. She's Zainob Lawal and an undergraduate. Pls rejoice with me as a proud father of this beautiful 18yr old daughter of mine. Thank you all...

*modified*
Thanks to everyone for your views, silent wishes and comments. You all made her day,just as I feel I have a family here on this forum. Thanks and God bless you all.

EzeNri:

Which zombie virus are u running on, cos this one na die.

Where were u when Nigerians voted for stone over cassandra on this forum? The change chanting demons were only able to offer a meagre of 200+ votes.

Be respectful when you have to quote an elder...OK?

Speed limit in our country of today? I hope it works but menh ko le werk...

dotedote:
Words from people like you calm people like me down when trying to respond to people's negative comments on platforms like this. I always pray PMB's tenure ends well for us all instead of cursing and complaining 24/7. Many critics here wld not be honest on how they fared under the best president but wld dash down here to curse. This surely won't get you anywhere.

Thanks and it's well. Remember, the truth is always bitter...

seankay:

Only an African can think like this. GEJ lost an election and what was he suppose to do? Dissent and hold on to power?

There's nothing spectacular in his reaction cos he onlyy did the normal thing

I appreciate your reasonable submission...

No man can ever be perfect no matter his position. GEJ for all I care could be bad for the whole of his tenure but that one day job he did by handing over to PMB peacefully should keep earning him an eternal honour.

What matters is that he's living. The past is gone. Live on boy...

All I can say is..."the end time is truly near".

carmag:



Mr wale, this kind of statement could lead to
some one been lynched in some certain
environment

the hardship this govt has inflicted on innocent
people of this nation is so glaring for even a child
to ask his parents some questions bcs some
of his perks has been slashed

according to you we must wait till the end his
tenure to understand he is a failure

does a student need to graduate before before
you know he is brilliant?

what is that you can say is there clear cut
economic policy after promises of heaven on
earth during the election

one would believe is either you benefits from
the suffering of the masses or your benefiting
from the present govt

I understand you tho...

This is serious.. ahhhh

In my opinion it's too early to call PMB a failure. He seems to mean well for the country and he's got a plan or formula. In about a year to or at the end of his tenure,the score cards are there for us all to mark.

**Edited**
We don't have to insult ourselves when we have to register our opinions. I made my submission after critically considering some factors. You need to be logical and perhaps reasonable when making your criticism,unlike the unruly ways some guys quoted me. Really,I am not a party person,I am in no way associated with PMB's party and I am personally not happy with our current economic situation. My point was/is,after his 4 years we have the reserved power to decide if he's to stay or leave. I am really not pained or disturbed by the insults passed on me by those of you who abusively quoted me. We are still friends and I do adore you guys. Cheers!

Na your matter be that babe...

Good to hear...we shouldn't just be identified with and for corruption only.

Happy Birthday to you sisi. May the Peace and Mercy of Almighty God be with you,be for you,abundantly.

Ighoga898:

what has religion got to do with two people playing with their body parts..

Will you agree with me that there's no where in the world where 'mouth' is referred to as a private part?

Can we truly and really be united in Nigeria? This question I ask myself frequently. Tribalism and religious differences have brought us to this national dead line. I can only hope and pray for a united Nigeria.

No,this can't be Jimoh Ibrahim we all know...the blunders tho!

End time phenomena everywhere...

Though I was not born then but I believe that Nigeria was not ripe for independence when our fathers fought for it and got it. The hastiness has led us where we are today.

Fed with acid and still alive? That's miracle mehn...

I think she's seriously destabilized this time around. I can only wish her well...

She shall be found by the Mercy of Allah...

...just a knock on the head which led to disestablishmentarianism of my whole body system...lolz.

...too many bad happenings in recent time. RIP to the dead!

I just don't subscribe to this. There are several other ways of getting ourselves satisfied. I am sure no religion will even support it except for the 3rd unpopular religion.

It's partly because 97% of Africans feel too inferior and as such we tend to attach unnecessary familiarity to/with them.

KissChris:
Issorite

A1 starts from 75%. First class WAEC result indeed....#claps#