₦airaland Forum

Ambode is likely to defect too and if he does, Sanwo-Olu is as good as gone

DLuciano:
I sorry for you!

Let's hope he get well soon

madam kemi has been splitting nonsense since 1960

na Ela oju kan be dis ooo

even if it comes to normal #150 to a dollar

Nigerian traders wont stop selling a bag of rice for 22,000

these traders are crazy at times

Jabioro:
Tell your people nobi only them sabi madness we get am for Nigeria boku, if we loose them South Africa go commot from face of continent..

na so na< we maddin pass them

Topestbilly:


Obviously you didn't use your hard earned money to buy it..... na dat happy emoji she even use.

dont mind her jere

na OLOSHOOO

Bro, am sorry for your life

Cucumber stories are saddening

just saying tho

ptshewww

notin dey her chest before

na just bones

EgunMogaji:
Lybia is just a stopover on the way to Italy and the rest of the EU.

It's a shame.

These are the lucky ones.

hmm

wehdone sir

and yhu sure say this boy na human being

what are these people looking for in Libya sef

come home jhor, Lie Mohammed go feed una well

sarrki:
Baba you have done what the constitution requires

May your says be long baba

Long live muhammadu buhari

Enemies of state will crash

uhmmmm

sarrki sarrki

i salute una dumbness

Tiyan ye baje (both of them are crazy)

they both look scary

like ojuju calabar

sekundosekundo:
I won't disagree with you after all, you voted for a walking corpse in last general election.

You are right brother ,they really voted for a ghost and corpse in disguise

Sarrki won't agree on this

sekundosekundo:
I won't disagree with you after all, you voted for a walking corpse in last general election.

Thanks for that statement Bro

They voted for not only a living corpse indeed

Sarrki won't agree on this

sarrki:
Wailers getting frustrated day by day

That's why I love Sarki

He is too sentimental

Maybe we don't have the rights to know if the call was actually made

Upon all the issues with the presidency

Am just so sorry for you

Hmmmmmm

Femo lala

Aburo broda Lie Mohammed

Continue busting our brains with your deceits

God dey

dingbang:
there better be no problem ... Unless u wan tell me say u nor understand vernacular

I understand baje

And even earring, attachments, weaveons, all Na sin

Repent now before its too late

God bless us all

dingbang:
what is your problem with my statement?

No problem Sir

Ehyaa

Their village women @work

dingbang:
I dey tells u

I dey tells you ke!

asumo12:
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
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.
PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
.
Son: Hello, Sir!

Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?

Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?

Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?

Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?

Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.

Son: Okay, Sir.

Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
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.
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PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
.
Son: Hello, Ma!

Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?

Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.

Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...

Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.

Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?

Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.

Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...

Son: Amin Ma

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.

Son: Amin

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...

Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...

Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)

Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.

Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.

Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).

Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.

Mummies, our wahala too much.. but i think we are more caring ni.

and you get time for all this jargons

NextGovernor:
See how they round like bag of beans

werey Rey oooooo

soberdrunk:
Somebody needs to recommend a 'royal' gymn for the royal family

Abi na


All of them just be like IYA Ofili

That's why I love this Man
He speaks the truth just like Fayose

I salute your doggedness Sir!

Wehdone!!

Thank God for that, just pump the money into the economy and let's see improvement

Don't just say figures, use the money to do something reasonable

Eledan:
You, you have skull at all?
woman-wrapper

I don't blame you

You have been brainwashed by your gullible leaders

Baboon