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stefikal: same here

@Wale: I don dey wonder where u dey, so u chop d turkey finish cum dey gist us bah...na wa...
Abt we gals no mind us ooo, our emotional hearts is happily married to our eyes, dey can cry...
U sef be team Femi, why no team Gbenga now?

stefkal no b so u b my boss n I must 2honor u oya take dis bihg turkey n cold capri sonne take step down

mattyqueen: WEEWEECHU a hapi bufday, <barman gt me my usual of kaikai nd agege bread> oga kay, pls am begn, if its nt possble 4 u 2 update evewiday, jst start nxt year, ntin do u. SIGNED SENATE PRESIDENT OF DZ THREAD.

Aiit captain here is ur usual pls enjoy
*guys rmb if u nid anytin contact me m d barman/bouncer of dis thread*
Thanks 4ur cooperation
Signed:walewunmi (barman)

Just gone 4 24 hrs dis guys are already unleashing threat at eachoda pope n d oda guy abeg take am jeje oh we no want make kasala burst 4here oh...let there b peace,we don't encourage violent misconduct so guys should stop the shenanigans...HAMEENAT drinks don finsh ke y u no raise alarm wen it was at d red danger point anyways o bad ni ko baje,since LOGO aiint around now I would just make a new order pass me d details of wat we need HAMEENAT...DChiefpriest u wanna join d crew hmmmn just saw ur cv now wud av 2contact LOGO n let u know wich post we would b needing ur services...ogami m a govt student in ur last update abt d house in session u made sum few lapses as one reader pointed out its aye n nay nt hi and ley...n concerning d reading of the bill u told us abt d first reading bt wat abt d 2nd u only jumped 2 d third... A bill can't get 2d 3rd reading witout passing tru d committee stage where d bill is critically looked into 4any mistakes or omission..d 2nd reading is where dis arguement should av taken place nt d 3rd...one more observation since there was a vote on d bill and most senators disagrees wit it bt voting *nay* dat shud b d end of d bill nt further adjourning it...pls watch out 4d lapses!
*we are here 2please ur reading adventure* on behalf of the crew we say *we appreciate u guys so much ur comment is highly motivational pls dnt 4get 2drop comment after reading thank you!
Signed:walewunmi

Woow it sims a lot of water has passed under d london bridge av kinda missed a lot oh bin busy all day,av bin an mc at my church children christmas party it was great fun hmmmn being mc gud oh walai I chop turkey like say 2moro no dey...BTW ehen stef u don update hmmmmn nice I luv dis settings I can c y u ced u cried,girls are always so emotional dey can't help demselves dats d way dey are created m apy omoye is giving osas chance 2talk (bt dat name osas reminds me of my partner in crime bak den in sec school d guy na badoo na confirm player)...TBH I dnt rily wanna pick sides bt I wud say I like FEMI...
Me walewunmi d PRO don land if u guys nid anytin lemme know *we are here to please u*
Signed:walewunmi

My people una don agree wit me wen I ced dem dey follow banji with ferrari from village na *bad luck be his middle name m sure*...BTW dere is sumtin av learnt from kingzpen suspense story is dat just when u tot is dis dat happen kingzpen cums n break ur bubble n says its 'that' dat apen well now I won't wanna guess bt dere is one tin I know *BANJI IS IN TROUBLE*

Banji will this nightmare of urs ever end hun imagine sef ahan now wey u won enjoy ur life anoda kasala burst again u sure say dem no dey follow banji wit ferrari from village so!!!

don kross: . Bodashee, did u take outta ma alomo abi how u take high dz early mohmoh

My padi me sef I wonder oh I never even serve her anytin wey she com dey yan lyk dis morning dis babe high oh lool..very funny individual lol BODASHEE u re welcum my name is walewunmi d barman/bouncer of this thread what can I get 4u damsel!

Yay!yay!yay! My oga is back so happy,nice update bro...I av a feeling dat eric isn't rily dead just my tought though...oya HAMEENAT give our oga one heineken chairman brand hun make him use step down!!!

don kross: barman, give me Alomo metta, Ogidiga metta, ogidi eja metta. Sharply oo. Kmj take ur tym oo, I know say before I finish my drinks n fish, u go don show n plz no noise ooo.

Quikly runs 2fetch ur order!!! *here Is what u ask for hope u wud enjoy ursef during d corse of d movie n I hope u re satisfIed wit all av brought* **grinning from ear 2 ear
*we are here to please you*
Dnt worry guys oga k go soon show up just endure wit us a little we re just experiencing technical difficulties all would be solved very soon
Signed:WALEWUNMI barman/PRO.

don kross: barman, give me Alomo metta, Ogidiga metta, ogidi eja metta. Sharply oo. Kmj take ur tym oo, I know say before I finish my drinks n fish, u go don show n plz no noise ooo.

Quikly runs 2fetch ur order!!! *here Is what u ask for don enjoy enjoy ursef during d corse of d movie n I hope u re satisfIed wit all av brought* **grinning from ear 2 ear
*we are here to please you*
Dnt worry guys oga k go soon show up just endure wit us a little we re just experiencing technical difficulties all would be solved very soon
Signed:WALEWUNMI barman/PRO.

pope shemoo: D able bouncer, I hail yu.....pls help me teach dammygoody a lesson.....use him as ur bouncing castle human for one week
..e dos nt respect his elders...tnx in advance bt no kill am ooo

I sure will lol

***ahhhhh yawns***just waking up...good morning my great people,how you guys doing...stefkal you said your next update is kinda emotional someone might one want to cry hmmmmn,me nah zulu oh I no dey cry....pls prove me wrong lol

stefikal: lolzzz... No use d kiss as dinner oooo

https://www.nairaland.com/1210134/endorse-topics-make-frontpage/23

Aiit I've just clicked on it & recommend it for FP...if I use the kiss do dinner walai I would be the most filled man wit happiness in the world but as per say I want more from where this kiss come from I would just preserve the kiss tonight!!!lol

PrinceAdepoju: Supported !!

I also support the story...stefkal's *meant to be* is really entertaining filled with suspense,romance,relationships,hardships,uncertainty ands loads of other ingredient lol with regular update,but seriously its one to die for,check it out and u would be glad you did,let's help a writer reach the spotlight...
Thanks guys for reading!!!

stefikal: Banned?

@Logo n Wale, make una commot dt 'sadden heart'...honestly it scared me...
@D9ty7: I'll be waiting, infact make 3pm na sharp sharp

Lol but dats ow we feel now (@least literally)

stefikal: *sighs*
omo even snail fast pass dz network...

God I feel loved, its sweet dt u guys think my story is qualified 4 FP, I saw d endorsement thread and it made me see how awesome u guyz are...I know u guyz are awesome and I see myself lucky considering d fact dt u read my updates... Tnk u


I've mentioned names b4...pope shemoo, ella, dammygoody...and dose who endorsed it b4...make una chop una own kiss ooo



and for Wale, u sef take ur kiss

thanks everyone...love you

Walai I hug d kiss,afterdat I con chop d kiss lool,tanx 4mentioning me though!!!feeling high on please can some one drop d endorsement link

stefikal:



awwww, crying tinz on point bah?
Let's see how it goes



...tnks

@Walewunmi: PRO of life, tnks 4 dt correction, I did not even notice it...tnk you

@chade: long time Ma

Lol dnt thank me rmb I am part of the crew if u re hit I'm hit 2 so I think I'm just doing my job for the progress of this thread *winks*

My people una weldone oh...strictly speaking I KMJ didn't make it due to some unforeseen circumstances.He dosn't like to keep his fans waiting please bear with him...I'm happy to annouce to you all I'm the barman of this thread 'TCA' if you need anything ranging from food to drinks pls lemme know!!!
We are to serve your reading pleasure!!!
Thanks for understanding
Signed:WALEWUNMI

LogoDWhiz: It is with a sadden heart that I hereby announce to the loving people of this thread that my oga at the top D9ty7 as being banned... Got the message today...
So sad...

Signed LogoDWhiz.. (Secretary)...

I hereby confirm d news with a sadden heart its really true our oga has been banned,he mailed me today...I honestly don't know when he will be unbanned...but guys keep ur fingers crossed *we are here to please u* hammenat give that sales boy from the marketing company our order thanks...
Signed:walewunmi

Candis009: I luv Felicia jare,dats d truth
@stefikal,nice write up

Tanx 4 commenting....

My people how you doing guys hope you guys are enjoying the show my name is WALEWUNMI the official PRO of this thread pls if you need anything quickly call to my attention always remember whenever you finish reading try and drop a comment it goes a long way thank you,you are all truly appreciated *your reading pleasure is our inspiration thank you*
Kinsen,candis and semmypan please try and drop a comment after reading it goes a long way to the motivation of the crew thanks
Signed:walewunmi

Hmmmm dis one wey every one dey bear ify,me sef don vex my name 2b 'ify' lol....miss stefkal chai in just one day I don miss like dis hmmm...yeah I love this update seriously omoye fighting to get her man back that's the spirit girl *GO GIRL*don't run away from a challenge else you would be labelled an authentic coward...TBH in response to your question I think they are gonna sort things out and after that,like one of the readers said (won ma yami)there would be a lot of water works,(for those who don't know the meaning of what I said should pls ask his/her BF/GF lol in fact you might be lucky to do the pratical afterwards...nice update girl good job *one error though in your last update when felicia was explaining something about her husband you did a typo error (*when you were six years ago*,I'm sure what you meant was when you were six years old...pls try n modify n watch out) switches off my reader mode switches ON my PRO MODE!!!

Ah banji wetin ur eyes go find reach madam behind chai (u won become a pervert like uduak ehn abeg tell mr eyes n mr JT for down wing of ur anatomy make dem behave demselves oh)

Hmmm LOGOWHIZ ow ur body now hope u've taken a hot coffee drink dat shud sooth ur throat,hameenat u sef must to take sumtin hot oh make u no go break down...in accordance 2d safety measures by FG...all drinks served from now on wud be luke warm,warm or hot wichever one u prefer(no more cold drinks)dis is done in d best interest of our esteem readers we rily luv u guys we wudn-t want u guys 2feel cold...hun
***hope u guys are enjoying urself rmb if u nid anything lemme know we re here 2please ur reading pleasure*** delepaul I sight u oh

eyezik3: I don't just know when kingzpen turn to banji, is it because he is the one writing the story.
Anyway, oga kingzpen cum knack us update jawie....

Ooops sory dat must av bin a mistake

ninja4life: Following thread.i think the way the terrorists are going about their demands is unrealistic.my opinion

I tot I was d only one tinking as such...its just so unreal n d way d parliament gave in 2their demand is just xo unrealistic...for crying out loud we are talking abt weapons n hard drugs!!!...mr.D9ty7 u re doing great so far bt dis a national security story d way u make us assume sumtins sumtimes along d story makes me begin 2wonder...*especially d douglas family issue I believe richard should of done more 2prevent dem from geting killed afterall dey rily helped dem a grt deal in deir investigation...just my thought though bt all d same nice work...runs bak 2my duty post LOGO n hameenat wia una dey

I'm so loving this...kingzpen hmmm wat can I say u re just very lucky hope say u neva blow ur chances wid d open cheque btw I tink d man is laughing is because d amount segun wrote is meagre *just my tot*

Mr.Rock u funny oh harmatan dey worry ur brain ehn lmao harmatan wey never crious ehn wen it now becomes so serious m sure u wud lose ur whole cerebullum Lol .BTW nice story so far bt ur man must wack legend no go kill u oneday lol

Hmmm I would just say to omoye dat she should @ least give him a chance 2hear watever rubbish he has 2say,u knw she should tink abt wats best for her son victor its nt all abt ha now cos her son is also involved in d big picture,she can't just cut the ties between fada n son just like dat,dis sought of tin is presently happening 2a family member of mine only dat d guy in question wasn't doing it 4d family bt rada 4 himself... Bt newaiz I hope she makes d best decision!!!

Hmmm just when I thought oriol wud b nabbed Richard just got it all wrong *c'mon wake up richie its nt andy its dat chinbunki oriol*...my pal LOGOWHEEZY I just tot I cud had pity on hameenat dnt wory nxt tym I wud 4llow d necessary procedure!!!

Hmmm just when I thought oriol wud b nabbed Richard just got it all wrong *c'mon wake up richie its nt andy its dat chinbunki oriol*...my pal LOGOWHEEZY I just tot I cud put pity on hameenat dnt wory nxt tym I wud 4llow d necessary procedure!!!