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frbona:
Na snake experts full nairaland
Taipan, Black mamba, cobra.
Someone is driving down here to say python

Someone was even saying it’s 5 weeks old �

i talk am say people wey rich pass Elongated musk dey this country, una think say i dey lie?

Lalasticlala has done his work again �

What Next
I’ve been toasting this girl for the past 2 years now,this girl no gree...
Na so i just call her today tell her say i dey hungry, make she come cook for me. [color=#990000][/color]
I didn’t know she will come sha....
She don arrive my side now, she is almost done with the cooking. How do i end up having SEX with her. I just wanna Bleep her. How do i make the first move...
PLEASE HELP!!!!

BTW, I’m still a virgin....

True22 come and read this one o

lefulefu:
if op carry this matter to any of the human rights group they will fall over themselves to handle this matter
there is only one group naija police dey fear after boko haram and dats human rights group

Do u know of any??

Kindly link me up

Awol1:
Money couldn't buy him a life forever?

And they will tell me not to say all is vanity?

Bro not all is vanity....

We all know say vanity dey, but not all is vanity....

mete3:


No be Naija u dey

Na newNaija i dey

mete3:


Una Good morning o

Morning never reach for my side

Rgade:

op you get sense. I do this usually.
Sometimes after thinking about life too much,I go just sigh, go outside go buy two confirm chicken laps with accessories and sauce. Come buy two confirm cans of malt(favorite drink) come sit down for ground organize the whole thing.
You no need table I swear,that kind package if you no chop am for ground you no fit enjoy am at all.
You fit vomit am self.
I no fit count the number of people I done recommend this treatment give.

U sabi d matter... U are d real MVP

Eagba:
some couple of years back, a guy packed into my community. tho we weren't close but I knew that he have this strangeness about him. so one night he came to our compound looking so distressed, with two strange guys with him. one spirit asked me to challenge them, based on say who them they find n I no wan see them for this compound again" another just tell me," oga just shut this your sharp mouth" so I left them be.
only for me to wake up the next morning to the news of the guy's death. that he was shot last night. then I realized that the two guys I saw with him last night were he's would be killers, n he knew. and maybe he was looking for a way to escape, also knowing that the chief security officer in our community lives in our building. maybe he had a escape plan. well I never told anyone my experience.

Mehn!!!! U are so lucky... u could have died before him.

Masonkaycares:
The validity of your brain is what I love.

The validity of your sense of humor is what i love.

Dentmoyin:
na wetin hard the op to post be this

The Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) has said universities in the country will not reopen until the Federal Government plays its part of the agreement it had with the union.


ASUU National President, Prof. Biodun Ogunyemi, stated this while speaking at a town hall meeting at the African Hall, the University of Ilorin.

Ogunyemi insisted that unless the federal government keep to their end of the bargain, universities will remain on lock and key.

He made it clear that ASUU would unfold its next agenda, if the government refuses to negotiate the 2009 agreement signed by both parties.

“I think it is better we wait. When we get to that bridge, we will cross it.

“I can’t open our strategy here; whatever you do is about strategy; let the government refuse to negotiate, we will unfold our strategy then,” Ogunyemi said.

According to him, ASUU went on strike since March, because of the government’s insensitivity to university education in the country.

Ogunyemi said some of the union’s demands included funding of university education, which the government had reneged on in the last 10 years.

“There is a deliberate attempt to kill university education in the country. Some universities use stoves in their laboratories instead of burners and buckets to fetch water to perform experiments; it’s as bad as that,” he said...

No mind him jare �
Naso he dey do for Whatsapp also... he go give us half story, make we click link for more.... He sha wan gain traffic to his blog �... Awon Blogger Blogger

mete3:


I don shop o
buh d food no do me Ahswr

Drink water, he go full ur belle

Una don chop tonight?

Some experiences are better left unshared..... Arokan lo n fa ékun asun u da

Once in a while remove 2000 from that 5000 naira,
Take a walk to the woman or mallam selling roasted chicken or catfish,
Tell him or her to give you 2 laps or one plate
Tell him or her to package it in a takeaway,
On your way home, buy holandia yoghurt or any good yoghurt,
When you get home,lock your door,off your clothes,
Put "I can't kill myself" by timaya
Please don't sit on the chair,spread on the floor and make sure you tear that chicken/fish as you listen to the song.
Then,dilute it with the hollandia yoghurt,
Problem no dey finish for this world,so no kill yourself trying to solve everything without taking a break to relax and enjoy.....

walex4live1:
True22

True22

True22

Dizzyrascal:

Take it or Leave it. MESSI is the only and realest G.O.A.T

Dizzyrascal:
I don't really have anything against Messi but the words second best are the only suitable words that describes him when it comes to achieving anything when Cristiano Ronaldo is around....He will always be second best no matter how hard he tries.... quote me at your own peril

SMH

Abeg how many people remain for house??

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Beautiful

Make i put LED light for my yansh, on top say i wan shit. Naso d thing go shock person. Abeg i no do

Dinner for tonight is gonna be delicious. Can someone recommend the best way to enjoy this meal....

lifenija:
no mind d op dey just downloading image online n claiming they did it.

rubbish

How sure are you
Na hin phonr u dey use??

There is more to this PARODY of a thing... We know only little about... We all know he isn’t the first to create a Parody account... He couldn’t have been arrested just for creating the account... He must have done something illegal with the account, which led to his arrest...

La Click La Bend

Wetin dey occur here... i wan join d club ooo