₦airaland Forum

bigjackass:
Mind your business and don't go to their house unless necessary. Everyone has their own life to live and your brother has chosen his wife already.

Nairaland is a funny place though. Assuming a guy was the one complaining about his brother's wife, the responses would be different in favor of how the wife is a witch and the husband is a simp

that's because it's boys that will responding and would put themselves in the op shoe but now it's girls that are responding and are rather comparing themselves to the wife because that's what they will also do. I once heard one of elder sisters saying she hope her future husband doesn't have a mother

Double0h7:
Maybe she senses that you don't like her and she's giving it back to you. If you want to build a relationship with her then you have to make the first step and be nice and respectful to her.

Her rudeness could be a defense mechanism to protect her from being abused in her new home... drop your guard and buy her a gift as a peace offering and slowly get to know her without judging her or talking bad about her.

so slapping the maid for not burning the plantain is also a defense mechanism?

hopefulLandlord:
I do not support the loan companies sending these messages but I understand why they're sending them. Nigerians don't like paying debt they owe. A typical Nigerian would owe you money and start avoiding you when it's time to pay up and if you happen to corner them they'd have one story or another to bore you with as though you don't have your own stories to tell.

I now don't lend anybody money anymore. if you ask to borrow from me and I'm moved to lend you the money I'd simply tell you I don't have the money then send that money I was moved to lend you to my mum. That way at least I know I've done some good with the money rather than stressing myself when it's time to get the money back.

shut up my friend. If your assertion were right, why are there currently over 200 loan shark apps on playstore?
What evidence do you have that Nigerians default on repaying debts more than any other citizen anywhere else on earth?
Do you have any idea how much an average American you see dancing on Tik tok is owing?

Igbo people and billions

tempest01:
Lol...apart from taxing Nigerians when they do business on Twitter, there is absolutely nothing else this government will gain from Twitter. Their office stays in Ghana and they will not abuse their users fundamental rights and privacy because the Nigerian government wishes so.

I make bold to say that if a tweet does not break Twitter's rules, this government cannot make them delete it.

I am very sure that Twitter would have read their demands, told them they would charge Nigerians for taxes and remit same and then left them with their foolish erratic demands till they were tired and had to save face with the vague wins they posted for the BMC crew to wallow in.

We will see a time goes. Twitter alone as an organisation is more valuable than this mismanaged contraption. They hold the negotiating power.

lol you think Buhari gives a fucck about Twitter?
Between Buhari who doesn't even know what Twitter is and Twitter that are generating millions dollars in Nigeria who do you think was under more pressure to crack?
If Twitter didn't bend to the government they would have even forgotten about them. Those social media fools thought they could treat everyone the same way they treated Trump

eyinjuege:
You have to look for ways to earn more dear
You have 3 children of the same age. They need same meals, clothes etc. They can't even pass clothes down to each other and you have to buy 3 of everything.
Your wife is breastfeeding but I'm sure also supplementing with formula.
Isn't she also buying formula from the 30K you're giving her? The money is not enough which is why you're having all these issues
When the children start school or creche, just know your current problems will triple sha. So prepare.
Your wife may need to wean the babies on time too, but 3 babies at once na die.
Can your mum look after the children while she also goes out to work?
You're really in a pickle at the moment and I don't have much advice for you, other than looking for a means to earn more to meet up with your responsibilities. Triplets are not a joke sha

children of almost 3 years drinking formulae and sucking breast? Are all the females on this forum 16 years old? Most mothers stop breastfeeding their children after 1 year

Landmack:
He and his wife are being so wicked and unreasonable to those innocent kids they keep birthing.

u earn 55k and laid with ur gf without a condom at first and birthed an innocent child...u still didnt learn!

you kept on laying with her...and got triplets.

i think youre doing all these because u see free house..imagine you were paying rent...just maybe you would have been sensible enough to do the right thing.

on the other hand you never pay that ur gf bride price and you are still birthing kids with her...na wa for u.

i just hope its not a foolish person behind this moniker and trying to play on the mind and emotions of nairalanders.


padlock that ur penis bro!

you can't even read to comprehend yet you keep littering this whole place with your moral high ground filth. Since when did one need to continually lay a lady to birth triplets? Abi you no know wetin triplets mean?
I hope you know he could have easily abandoned her and the children in the hospital like most men do especially since he never wanted to marry her and was forced to?

Realestbae:
Stupid fool ,u r putting all d blame on a young mother of triplet when Ur lazy mother can not fend for herself, imagine Ur sister is a household is ur mother crippled or just lazy she is supposed to be supplying U with food stuff n by adding to Ur problem or is it how her own mother is depending on her. Oga Ur mother did n't plan her life well she is more of a leech n a bloodsucker let her go and hustle to take care of Ur sister who is a household. Ur main focus should be d welfare of Ur kids feed them well

shut the fucck up, kid

Kobojunkie:
55k a month for a family of 5 and you want to have your mother added to that list? You are very very unserious individual.

so his mother should be left to rot on the streets? Una no just get sense. If he dies today his wife will marry another man. If he has sense sef he should leave them. The children will normally not even remember him sef since he will definitely die at least 30 years earlier than his wife

Prospertochu:
My triplets are 2 years and 3 months

oga your wife should be going to the market early morning to buy things from farmers and resell later. If you live in the village she should start planting small small crops

aanuoluwami14:
With the current situation in Nigeria, even with management, #50k can't be enough for all of you including your mom. Your wife might be so fed up with the triplets consumption, a woman who will take good care of triplets should be very well fed, it's not a easy task at all. Endure with her, let your mother endure too, pray for more income, there will no more fight again.

Mumu talk. How will old woman be surviving on only evening food?
Even pregnant women here go to the market or farm. She's lucky the guy is cool headed. I don't see any wife who can try that rubbish in the whole Esan land. She go hear am

So for your mind, you think Chinese don't talk about sex, slave?

Urbanchampion:
You're using your alternate account to insult the same you are begging for. Walahi, you're not smart. Olè, ọmọlẹ́ jatijati

you be mumu oo. Una too foolish for here. Does my account look like alternate account? I just painted an analogy. May God never let me beg anyone for anything

TheRealestGuy:
You are repeating the same mantra that I've tackled in my OP.

If Igbos are still living and carrying out their businesses in other parts of Nigeria, even in the heavily terrorised North where they are targets of over religious zealots, isn't that proof enough that they are deeply embedded in the Nigeria project?

What is your measure of patriotism? Is it by mouthing it or actually putting systems in place to ensure that justice and meritocracy is practised in all spheres of the nation?

Your reasons aren't quite cogent man. Try again.

who is the Igbo candidate that Nigeria refused to vote for?

TheRealOwner:
You are richer than someone but you are the one that opened thread to ask for assistance due to lack of funds...

This maths is not adding up

if I have 50k in my account but I have to pay 200k for my relatives, am I not still richer than someone who lives with his parents and has less than 3k?

HenryDion:
A begging thread that's not really a begging thread. Funny humans. If your plan wasn't for someone to ask for your account number, why then are telling us the amount? Go look for a job and stop begging with different Monikas every day. The year is just starting for Christ sake

shut the fucck up

ndo1:
Nigeria army dont attack anymore,only repelling which means boko haram has an upper hand in this war.And every other thing including these pictures are mere propoganda,Nigeria army should show us their own casualties if they are truthful.

shut up my friend. What do you know? The region, Eastern Yobe, Northern Adamawa and Borno where Iswap are operating is bigger than most countries in the world and virtually empty. How do you expect soldiers to comb such vast area of land? You feel say northern states small like their southern counterparts?

Look at this one trying to make himself and his people irrelevant just to please whitemen.
If the world transition to "cleaner" energy don't you know you and your Niger delta oil are as good as gone? Have you ever heard any Arab talking about climate change? No wonder they call you monkeys

Perfecttouchade:
Receiving the report from a consultancy firm, Ecologistics Integrated Services, at the Government House, Yenagoa, on Thursday, the governor, in a statement on Friday titled, ‘Bayelsa, centre of climate change effect in Nigeria’, said the world was transiting from oil to cleaner energy, and that all concerned should be part of the process so that the state would not be left behind.
https://punchng.com/climate-change-hitting-bayelsa-hard-says-diri/?amp

Investigative:
am laughing at those more concern on 2023
Tjey should pray not to be victims of jihadist
Cos what these people are planning
Is the same thing that happened at central Africa republic until citizen of that country rioted took arm and chased them away
Buhari went and embrace them just to oust Jonathan

oga rest with rubbish conspiracy theory cooked by the ignorant Kanu.
So if jihadists want to take over and Islamise Southern Nigeria, what they'd do is kill people in Borno, zamfara and katsina which are like 99% Muslims. So to Islamise a country you slaughter people in areas with largest population of Muslims?
Do you think terrorist give a fucck about your tribe or religion?

TheSameGuy:
No offensive war but always on the defending side.

Is that how's it done

I'm perplexed..

Anyway, may God strengthen them.


These animals are becoming more bold day by day, they've been attacking since the last 3 days with little resistance

do you have any idea how big Borno is?
Boko Haram can hide anywhere, without drone you will never locate them. They can just decide to come out of hide do small attacks and go back p

Too much blue film have ruined your head

MrBrownJay1:
the above is the sad truth ...but a man who respects his wife and/or their union, would have no other option than to masturbate. and as much as many men will come here now to say that cheating doesnt mean anything... let their wives cheat and see if they feel the same way. lol!

a wife sleeping with another man ruins the family, a man sleeping with another woman doesn't. In fact most homes in Nigeria have a man living and sleeping with two women in the same house, where have you seen a woman married to two men and living with both of them in the same house in Nigeria?

Jeon:
ABEG THIS WOMEN OWN TOO MUCH.


SHE IS NOT EVEN FUNNY [I wonder why people they laugh for a humorless dry jokes ]

I swear she's boring as fucck. Odumeje is clear. Odumeje is a natural clown. This one is just boring

Playermayweda:
So who lost most the businesses,or twitter that generates money from almost every country that uses it

twitter. For example example, zenith Bank, kuda bank, innoson, Hero beer Star etc normally pay twitter to help them advertise. When government banned twitter, those companies were no longer allowed to use twitter. They were no longer allowed to pay twitter money to help them advertise their products so they will simply switch to Facebook, Snapchat, YouTube and Tik tok. However small small boys and girls could still use vpn to log in to argue about penis and breast size. Those arguments don't give twitter shi shi.
For instance, all your comments here on Nairaland are worthless to Seun if no one is paying him to put ads up at the top of this page. It will just be traffic with no income so he will start asking people to subscribe with money.

omron:
Good morning nairalanders

A friend of mine called me 4 days ago that he received a text message from a strange number the message goes thus:

"You have been hiding and running this 2022 anywhere you are we will get you and we will shoot you and also gun you down try don't forget this word this date 10th Jan 2022...You can not hide till we get you. We will show u that to get money is not easy."

Immediately he got the message about 30 minutes after he received a WhatsApp text from another strange different number a lady sending him pictures of her trying to lure him into a business and for friendship please what should he do?

This my friend is an online business man and when I asked him he said he never had a deal with anyone involving money .

Pls.what should he do


He needs advise thanks

them wan run you scam

Jesus Christ you be serious mugu. You don't know the meaning of median? As in mean median mode?
Someone will sleep now and wake up next to you Tuueeeh.
Median means some were sentenced to a bit longer and some less. Below is my earlier response to you. 41 months is same as 3 years. He got that long sentence because he was carrying a spear

Ladyhippolyta88:
Walkee stop lying go yourself that so far every of those sentenced we're sentenced for weeks and trespassing they were not.

Qanon shaman comes to mind and he got 41 months in prison instead of wallowing in fake news admit it and also seditious conspiracy is not the same thing as trespassing..
Stop embarrassing yourself you liar

Walkee:
lmao you are just a garbage in garbage out. What violence? They had every right to protest outside of the capitol and scream whatever obscenity that could escape their gut. The moment they walked into the building they were guilty of trespassing they neither destroyed anything nor harm anyone. The fool who sat on Pelosi's chair was jailed for trespassing. The highest sentence any of them got was around 2-3 years. Insurrection, treasonable felony will get you a minimum of 10 years. You and CNN are the only ones shouting insurrection. The moment they get to court no one dares mention the word

Ladyhippolyta88:
Five weeks imprisonment or community service in your small head the DOJ will prosecute a case and get a 5 weeks verdict do you even know the laws of the united states that you are giving baseless opinions on?

Are you trolling or what?just shut up already.

Read the attached below, shame on you for trying to insult my intelligence that seditious conspiracy is treapassing, it is your brain that is filled with pus awon interpreter oshi, ewedu lawyer .

This picture attached below is under the United States law and the sentence that follows seditious conspiracy, I doubt you even know what that means.
The DOJ wins over 90% of the cases it takes to court and have not lost any relating to the insurrection to the best of my knowledge, they thoroughly examine/investigate a case before going to court

you are a mugu who has been deceived by the fake news. Following your own screenshot you can definitely conclude that insurrection is a far more heinous crime than what they are getting charged with. No group of people guilty of treason will be sentenced to 5 weeks

Ladyhippolyta88:
Today someone has been charged with seditious conspiracy relating to the January 6th insurrection but walkee is embarrassing and lying to himself that it is just for trespassing alone that has landed over 120 persons in jail.

The poor boy claims that because they haven't been charged with treason and insurrection it wasn't an insurrection lol, how unintelligent can one be.

Better ask for a refund of your fees.

hahaha you are completely finished. So you have been scavenging the internet since morning looking for any details regarding an irrelevant argument that I have even forgotten we had
Go get a life hag.
You must still be reeling from getting your ass handed to you.

Ladyhippolyta88:
Today someone has been charged with seditious conspiracy relating to the January 6th insurrection but walkee is embarrassing and lying to himself that it is just for trespassing alone that has landed over 120 persons in jail.

The poor boy claims that because they haven't been charged with treason and insurrection it wasn't an insurrection lol, how unintelligent can one be.

Better ask for a refund of your fees.

are you completely empty headed? So your pus filled brain could not interpret "conspiracy to storm the capitol" as trespassing?
Are you an empty headed old hag or teenager?
Conspiracy to storm the capitol is trespassing. He will be sentenced to 5 weeks imprisonment or ordered to do community service just like the rest of them. That's if they're even able make the case stick.
By the way, being charged with is different from being found guilty of.

Ladyhippolyta88:
Another rubbish.

Ask for a refund of your fees abeg this one wants to argue against what we all saw and how the attack turned violent and became an insurrection.

It is obvious that you didn't watch it and that you have little idea on what you are arguing against.

I won't comment further, Trump rioting mob committed an insurrection against the United States - FACT.

why has nobody ever dared accuse anyone of insurrection? They only scream insurrection on social media. Who did the protestors violently attack? You are the only ones shouting insurrection. If they take you to court you will be saying another thing

Ladyhippolyta88:
Please keep quiet, taking a guillotine and using a teargas on a police officer is not violent to you, ask your parents to ask for a refund of your fees you are just an embarrassment at this point and I won't waste my precious time on you.

It was an insurrection -FACT and end of discussion.
The DOJ said that the investigation into January 6th is the largest in American history and many more will be charged and that they are going through the hierarchy but this one is arguing another reality.
It was an insurrection and the charges will be brought in due time anyway I am done with you,you could not answer my question, do peaceful protesters trespass through a government building?

lmao you are just a garbage in garbage out. What violence? They had every right to protest outside of the capitol and scream whatever obscenity that could escape their gut. The moment they walked into the building they were guilty of trespassing they neither destroyed anything nor harm anyone. The fool who sat on Pelosi's chair was jailed for trespassing. The highest sentence any of them got was around 2-3 years. Insurrection, treasonable felony will get you a minimum of 10 years. You and CNN are the only ones shouting insurrection. The moment they get to court no one dares mention the word

Ladyhippolyta88:
You not get sense at all, so you don't know that when they are investigating they would look into the motive so that they can argue in court and convince the judge abi, so you don't know that intention and motive is an important factor in criminal law known as the men's rea

Stop embarrassing yourself this one is too much.

I must laugh for this one

Anyway since you called it a peaceful protest why will a peaceful protester trespass

if you hold a placard and walk into Aso rock this afternoon you will be shot. It does not change the fact that you were peacefully protesting. Your crime is trespassing