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hmmm....Yogurt has finally turned to coolant !

but this guy suppose dey Maiduguri o

Joered63:
pls which kind of paper is best suited for pencil drawing

Use catanige paper or rimbus sheet witj series od the "B'' pencills

Is he a musician or a tanker driver? Choi...see belle!

airminem:
I have a 7 month old baby. Ever since the birth, my guy won't get close to me in any sexual way. I have tried everything, but he says he's not in the mood. I don't know what to do or what to think. Please help.

Babe forget story! ur pussy don sag coupled with d fact u sustained a tear in d proess of during delivery. infact tell ur obstetrician to suture ur birth canal thereby making out cavity for a carrot- like size and not cucumber

airminem:
I have a 7 month old baby. Ever since the birth, my guy won't get close to me in any sexual way. I have tried everything, but he says he's not in the mood. I don't know what to do or what to think. Please help.

Babe forget story! ur pussy don sag coupled with d fact u sustained a tear in d proess of during delivery. infact tell ur obstetrician to suture ur birth canal thereby making out cavity for a carrot- like size and not cucumber

Afonjas like better tins o!




But wait! ibos are beautiful o...walahi!

Afonjas don learn work....that's even good for those men

john4reala:
When did Innosson starts producing cars? because I know he own a fast food restaurant at Onitsha main market

Receive it now by fire!

hopefulLandlord:
Jesus was the bastard son of an acclaimed
virgin whose mother used hypnotic powers to delude Joseph who is a responsible carpenter into thinking he met god and god told him to accept Mary and her unborn child

this child was named Jesus and his mother kept calling him son of god and this child deluded himself into believing it, he went around gathering 12 people who shared in his delusions
this made him talk anyhow and criticise anyone even destroying people's market one day, this inevitably led to him suffering from delusion of grandeur

his village people grew tired of his antics so decided to beat the crap out of him and hung him on the cross like they do common thieves in those days, he realised his folly and quickly asked god why he forsook him and even told his imaginary father to make the "cup pass over him", but since there's no god anywhere listening no one saved him and he died, his other disciples stole his body, claimed he rose from the dead and flew to heaven on the third day; even his mother that authored the delusion didn't see him

there are deluded people who believed this man died for their misdemeanors, they pray to this dead man everyday and cover themselves with the blood of this man

these people call themselves "Christians"

its a pity Nigeria has a huge population of people that believes a troublemaking carpenter suffering from delusion of grandeur

how can a Nigerian believe a Jew died for their sins when most of the people who saw him die didn't buy that? its like Americans claiming Murtala Mohammed died for their sins while Nigerians laugh at their delusions

Hopefullandlord@ I speak to your 2mb brain......receive it by fire!

Who is this? Oh........this boy with husky voice? mtcheew...!

Abia and Ogun state are like .....

Chocogold:
I know the Igbos are intelligent and creative...but you can't still hide that spirit of carrying drugs away from them....there is one Chijioke sentenced to 60 yrs imprisonment today Ohio state United state after been found guilty in possession of cocaine and marijuana Weighing twenty three pounds and twenty five pounds respectively.

What has that got to do with this thread?

Musiciana and scam since 600 AD

I knew it!









This boy no wan go hustle....just dey waste Kanu Nwankwo's money
well sha...

themosthigh:
[b]Happy birthday me president. We thank you for making us understand the value of hardship.
We have been too relaxed in this country because the devil have been assisting us without thanking him for it but now he is back for his price.
Aramagadon is coming soon and lucifer is massing his army for the final battle. We have to choose sides now and I advise we choose the side of lucifer and gain the knowledge that will help up like it did the Europeans since they permanently left jehovah el shadai said after the world war.
The age of the wicked Jehovah is over and lucifer will defeat him and lock Christ up in the bottomless pit where he prepared for his man.
Our forces nearly defeated his forces during the 2nd war of the heavens when the fallen angels rebelled, only jehovahs promise to sacrifice Christ to mammon postponed the fight for ten thousand years while they all prepare.
Submit to lucifer the morning star now and be saved from the evil jehovah who has deceived man and made man falsely believe him to be good.
Why good lord will burn his creations in hell for no fault of theirs?
Even the most wicked uncle will not punish your generation like this just for eating an apple from his garden.
Who will sacrifice his soon to save himself?
Who can have absolute power and allow all the evil in the world if not an evil being?
Is there anybody that have promised and failed more that jehovah, read the Bible and see all his promise to man that has not been fulfilled.
How many times have your prayers been answered? And you still foolishly worship him.
Fellow Nigerians should come to our side and experience the splendor of the morning star.
Like my post and you will have all the wealth you desire, share and you will have ten years of bad luck and be on lucifers bad side for ever.The choice is your lucifer or jehovah elshadai[/b]

we...we...we rebuke you...by fire fire by force....oya receive fire!!!

Ogun state? Well, am not surprised.....always dem!!

ok na now Saraki know say hunger dey land

kwynette:
your mother is the hl around here

Slut!

I know!...I know say na dem! The only tribe full of brains. I love ibos joor

Abeg give them money nd stop ranting

;D4

meat pie and alomo bitters

wins18:
pls epp me dash me some "likes"
abeg, E don tey we people like my post, pls epp a brother today is my birthday.thanks

Choi! see face! bros u must be from Kogi or Akwa ibom

Abeg make we hear word! Because she took small pocket money unna dey here dey rant upandan....what about our politicians?

This is a retarded Afonja SAN. Maybe na dis SAN wey make ibos never get biafra o!




just thinking. ..

Ogun state? choi I respect that state. This is d only staye that brings we Afonjas to the mud. ko si wahala olorun o wa@

why is it that all these girls are igbos? is it about the beauty or dexterity in cucumber usage?







Bia! This ofe-mmanu mod abi op, if u ban me again make thunder and him pikin fire u there!

This news is incomplete jor..Op tell us where d money was abandoned. .who abandned it and how the were caught.




Reporting from Brown roof Republic of Afonja
NCAN Ogbomosho branch over

Mbok, Do they have any virgins in calabar an akwa ibom? Even their dogs got disvirgined at puppy stage. Nonsen!

Having read the story , I need not be told that the incident happened in a face-me- I -face-you apartment