Emmypure:
E fit be Peter obi gate man dey shine this woman Congo, because obi na 2 minute man.

Just like the way a Mechanic is shining your mother’s Congo because your father is impotent..

Don’t you think 5.5M will be a better Price.. since we all want to be Mad together in this country.

rickleye:


which vehicle speedometer reach 300km/h

Google is your friend brother… check and come back to discuss.

rickleye:


which vehicle speedometer reach 300km/h

Actually alot of them do.

unclejb2:
you can't drive 250kmph on any road in Nigeria.

Anyone who told you that they drove such speed on any Nigerian road is a very big liar

When last did you travel on Benin/Ore expressway. If you’re very good at driving you can also pull 300kmph on that road.

Based on my own brand of car, Lexus GS 350, the speedometer is in miles, i.e when I’m driving at 100, cars on Kilometers will be around 120 or so, but I usually do 120 which also amounts to 140KM on other vehicles.

Zonefree:
Olopa dey take sachet captain jack of N60.

Most Nigerian police stations dey always get one kiosk beside am, wey one violent woman dey sell cigarette, kolanut, hot drinks and sweets.

Some of those Policemen will be heavily indebted to that woman like that, some of those policemen will be buying Alcohols on credit waiting for their next prey to pay for such.

Tenshades:


Over 300hp no b small.

Yes oo. MINI is one of my favorite car I would like to drive the MINI Countryman.

KingAzubuike:

Mini Cooper na one of those costly but ugly things. The car no too appealing for face but e dey cost. Maybe because its British sha. Anything british dey get hype. Even their football players

In Britain the Wealthy dudes actually buys them to disguise. Because of its size but those that own a MINI Knows it’s worth.. and of course as small as it is it’s also a Beast on the road…

Some student will still fail sha..

I read someone saying “Why did the train not stop” wait are you whining me.
Maybe you think it’s the one they do in Hollywood or Bollywood where Trains will stop at high speed…
Trains have brakes but not as quick as you might think..

Won fo lenu ���

If you’re driving a Manual car and you’re on speed you can use the brake only depending on how apt you want to stop if it’s a sudden stop or you’re about moving slow then you press the clutch down, and apply the brake.
While an Automatic car just needs the brake alone.

There’s actually no smoke without fire. How have you been relating with them. Why aren’t they disturbing other tenants, why you?.. Check yourself.

Congratulations bro.. but please no pass this 3 three o, school fees dey go up from time to time and the Economy is no longer in good shape, take care of yourself and your beautiful family and upgrade your baby mama to a full wife and watch how everything works in your favour.

Righteousness2:
Reminds me of a certain young man i personally met in Lagos.
He made money through illumanti devilish group. He was told he will live until 50 yrs , but will lose her his manhood. He was told never to eat anything cooked by a lady.
He became a big boi, Lavishly spending up and down until one day, he travelled to see his mum . The mum baked meat pie and gave to him. He forgot he was not to eat anything from a woman. He took a bite and instantly got a sign that he has broken the rules. Immediately the devil came for Him.

His biznesses and houses mysteriously caught fire. Police from no where came to his house and found drugs that he didn't know where it came from.
He had 3 bank accounts that had millions of Naira.
He tried to access them , mysteriously the millions in the accounts vanished!
The 1st account balance became 6000
The 2nd account balance became 6000
The 3rd account balance became 6000
( 666). If you know u know.

The young man became like a mad man. He could not sleep in His mansions. Demons everywhere. He managed to be sleeping in a car.

Fortunately, someone who saw him invited him to Chosen . The devil threatened him and did everything to Hinder him from Coming. The lady practically pulled him into the Church just few hrs before he was to die.

The Servant of GOD, Pst Muoka was praying on the pulpit and the young man jumped out and began to sumersault and manifest with all their Signs. It was like a war.
The GOD of Chosen Delivered Him. He got his manhood back that day.

This is not nollywood film. This is life . I personally met the boy and talked with him.

Listen!
The devil has Nothing good to give you. That thing that he is dangling at you in the name of money , fame , wealth or whatever is Chaff!
Anything that comes from the devil, is after your soul, no matter how attractive it is.
All the devil is after is to ensure you go to Hell!
His assignment is to Steal , kill and destroy.

The Blessings of the LORD, it makes rich and adds no Sorrow.
Real Blessing is available in JESUS Christ.

….
Righteousness!!!!!! You still dey lie untop the Preachings wey you dey Preach …. Shey for your mind now you think you will make heaven abi.. continue………

mirinder:
have you felt like biting the beads off when in the mood?

Oh my!!!! Like when it’s hanging on the yansh….

Waistbead turns me on… especially when it’s slightly loosed around her waist…

MuMuOnBail:
na wa ooo


One of the major reasons, I will advice any one mostly a Nigerian Man, living in Nigeria to avoid showing off his wealth is because of our fellow Nigerian Sister.

Few years go, I flashed few Euros and dollar bills on my Instagram page when I relocated back to Naija and since then, my life as an adulterous & Side-chic fvcking Man have never remained the same.

I have bleeped a lot of pvssies & ladies A*sses that they don't feel tight for my d*ck again.

I have ended up f*cking their Ears and Nose nostril because those are the places that feel more tighter for my d*ck now.

Some days I order my security to tell them that I am not at home and switch off my phones to avoid them coming to fvck the live spirit out of me.
ABUJA Girls too much!!!


Please, be careful guys. Kidnappers and Bandits will be child's play when you encounter Abuja girls, Mostly the once that have bow-legs.

Lamba !!!

At 82 he’s at the dawn of his life… he’s already knocking on heaven’s door..

Yureyes:


Lol. What happens if I’m not Yoruba and we happen to live in Ile Ife and I have no desire for my child to learn Yoruba. Will the school teach my child in his own mother tongue too? The dominant language spoken in the community doesn’t make it my mother tongue

This is not an excuse, i speak French and Portuguese fluently. Are both my Mother tongue ?

I still don’t understand their rants, is Amaju the Super Eagles coach? Or is he the one that said Ghana should beat Eagles…. Abeg make una leave the Man alone..

Even with the Rise in Dollars, our Auto dealers put too much prices on their Autos.

But the Money is easy to collect abi … Never start what you can’t finish.

illicit:
That's not a smart business move tho

But wtf, his father owns the company

You think life is all about Business and Money Making ?

sonature1:
Meet Goodluck Jonathan, a clueless weakling who married a gorilla.

This man has no bold and fearless traits of Niger Delta in him.

Happy birthday to him though.

Hope you know that God can actually curse you and your Generations yet unborn for this singular thought of yours. You’re calling God’s own image a Gorilla..

And you didn’t mentioned that it’s a Hybrid

Even if Ebuka no wear cloth sef he still beat am hands down

The funny thing is that immediately the accident happened his eyes will now clear, the drunkenness will flea from his body now leaving him to his own fate.

Light78:
I have a sister schooling in the East.

I send her 300k every month.

If she squanders it before the 7th of the new months, that's her business.


I won't take her calls till the ending of the month.

.. Hmm!! Wow… is a wawu !!!!
I sha know that your conscience will be telling you that you’re lying..

Urheadmaster:


Meanwhile, over here in Germany.

You mistakenly hit or kill any animal, you go to prison for some period of time


Africa is a zoo .

which also makes you an Animal, because you’re an African.

Panam Percy Paul… we dey use im song for choreography that year… Bow down and Worship !! Jesus the lord!!!!! …