₦airaland Forum

chudez0147:
I smell lies here... how can your nursery school teacher still recognize at first sight in the university?? Op can lie for africa

Emmypure:
E fit be Peter obi gate man dey shine this woman Congo, because obi na 2 minute man.

rickleye:
which vehicle speedometer reach 300km/h

rickleye:
which vehicle speedometer reach 300km/h

unclejb2:
you can't drive 250kmph on any road in Nigeria.

Anyone who told you that they drove such speed on any Nigerian road is a very big liar

Zonefree:
Olopa dey take sachet captain jack of N60.

Most Nigerian police stations dey always get one kiosk beside am, wey one violent woman dey sell cigarette, kolanut, hot drinks and sweets.

Tenshades:
Over 300hp no b small.

KingAzubuike:
Mini Cooper na one of those costly but ugly things. The car no too appealing for face but e dey cost. Maybe because its British sha. Anything british dey get hype. Even their football players

Righteousness2:
Reminds me of a certain young man i personally met in Lagos.
He made money through illumanti devilish group. He was told he will live until 50 yrs , but will lose her his manhood. He was told never to eat anything cooked by a lady.
He became a big boi, Lavishly spending up and down until one day, he travelled to see his mum . The mum baked meat pie and gave to him. He forgot he was not to eat anything from a woman. He took a bite and instantly got a sign that he has broken the rules. Immediately the devil came for Him.

His biznesses and houses mysteriously caught fire. Police from no where came to his house and found drugs that he didn't know where it came from.
He had 3 bank accounts that had millions of Naira.
He tried to access them , mysteriously the millions in the accounts vanished!
The 1st account balance became 6000
The 2nd account balance became 6000
The 3rd account balance became 6000
( 666). If you know u know.

The young man became like a mad man. He could not sleep in His mansions. Demons everywhere. He managed to be sleeping in a car.

Fortunately, someone who saw him invited him to Chosen . The devil threatened him and did everything to Hinder him from Coming. The lady practically pulled him into the Church just few hrs before he was to die.

The Servant of GOD, Pst Muoka was praying on the pulpit and the young man jumped out and began to sumersault and manifest with all their Signs. It was like a war.
The GOD of Chosen Delivered Him. He got his manhood back that day.

This is not nollywood film. This is life . I personally met the boy and talked with him.

Listen!
The devil has Nothing good to give you. That thing that he is dangling at you in the name of money , fame , wealth or whatever is Chaff!
Anything that comes from the devil, is after your soul, no matter how attractive it is.
All the devil is after is to ensure you go to Hell!
His assignment is to Steal , kill and destroy.

The Blessings of the LORD, it makes rich and adds no Sorrow.
Real Blessing is available in JESUS Christ.

mirinder:
have you felt like biting the beads off when in the mood?

MuMuOnBail:
na wa ooo


One of the major reasons, I will advice any one mostly a Nigerian Man, living in Nigeria to avoid showing off his wealth is because of our fellow Nigerian Sister.

Few years go, I flashed few Euros and dollar bills on my Instagram page when I relocated back to Naija and since then, my life as an adulterous & Side-chic fvcking Man have never remained the same.

I have bleeped a lot of pvssies & ladies A*sses that they don't feel tight for my d*ck again.

I have ended up f*cking their Ears and Nose nostril because those are the places that feel more tighter for my d*ck now.

Some days I order my security to tell them that I am not at home and switch off my phones to avoid them coming to fvck the live spirit out of me.
ABUJA Girls too much!!!


Please, be careful guys. Kidnappers and Bandits will be child's play when you encounter Abuja girls, Mostly the once that have bow-legs.