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Slingshot..

What of Goliath …

Incase you don’t know, the university management must have had it to their head for them to declare that students needs to wear Uniforms or should i say each faculty should have a dress code.
I handled a project there sometimes ago and i can tell you that the way they dress there is completely indecent especially their ladies it got to a point where i had to stop one of my workers from coming to work there because he was always looking and talking about the ladies.. one thing you all should understand is that the University management cannot just wake up one morning and make this decisions.. like i said earlier. They must have had it to their head’ hence they need to declare that all faculties should have their own dress code …

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Sooo Dooo Laaa Faaa Miii Dooo Reee
Sooo Dooo Laaa Tiii Dooo Reee Doooooh

That’s from the movie ‘The sounds of Music’..

Antoeni:
Soldiers came to our compound yesterday to pack my neighbour’s properties in a big truck. They handcuffed my neighbor and started beating him mercilessly. No one could move near them or say a word. After they finished packing all his properties, they bundled my neighbor inside the truck and drove off. Even my landlady that he owed three years rent was dumbfounded. Luckily for my neighbor, His wife and kids were at his mum’s place. I just saw my neighbor’s close friend this morning and he said i shouldn’t tell anybody that my neighbor wanted to pack out without paying the rent owed, So he planned with a soldier friend of his to help him pack his load . Country hard

Honestly this is the only funny thing I’ve read on Nairaland this morning… lolz

Mine

I’m only interested in that house.. it’s a nice one.

Wait…. I don’t get it….. so she left New york as big as it is, took flight down to nigeria to come and do yansh enlargement from quark Dr Anu..
Abegi….Who is deceiving who ..

seohubb:
Good morning everyone..
Pls I am in a grid lock since yesterday as I am not able to feed my family of two kids..pls I have to develop the courage to ask here..pls kindly assist me..you will never beg in Jesus name amen!!

Gtb 0168361481
Isreal

Look at this idiot… Gridlock since yesterday shey na heaven you dey go… you can’t even sit your ass down and draft a proper scamming plan.. ode oshi….

I’m just wondering how he looks in that Army uniform.. very fit and galant he looks the President he was…
Unlike the present one who looks like a sickle cell patient in the uniform..
God bless GEJ..

IT IS A LIE!!!!!!!! Please stay wherever you are as im typing this the riot is still ongoing.. Tear gas was thrown at us some minutes ago.. please disregard this information.. thank you.

Na family business….. dem go settle am..

Wamide042 my real name and the last 3 digits of my phone number..

The last picture there.. that man looks like Nicolas cage..

Why are they always on dreads... i will go and barb my dreads off..

I use iPhone

Arise News
Before now i use to skip it but during the ENDSARS they were following it up back to back so since then I’ve fallen in love with the station.

Auntyada89:
This is not a surprise party now.

Abeg tell them oo...

kings59:
I spoilt the umbrella given to me at a birthday party, tied it on my back, and tried to fly like superman.

Mine was kinda similar to yours, after watching Iron Monkey over and over with my homies then we were of same age group though, so we decided to jump down our two storey building with the umbrella on, those days i used to be the first to do shits I thought was normal.. so I jumped and that was the last thing I remembered.. how I survived is still a mystery to me.. anyway I’m alive sha.

In as much im an unrepentant Honda lover, i really do not like this particular model of accord, then the interior is not catchy unlike the older models..
They’re now copying Toyota with their boring interiors..
just my opinion though..

All i see is a fatal lexus RX 330 accident.

divicoded:
How old are you kiddo

Mandela was changing prisons and later became president!

Even if you are a kid, you can at least read history

Mandela was changing Prisons because he was fighting on behalf of his people.
Sowore is just an idiot and a ‘Judas’ reasons why he was been used by APC as one of the Machineries to bring down GEJ’s government.

Admitwithschola:
Why are you being try so hard to be stupid when you're not? You don't need this rubbish shit you're doing.

Please kindly and slowly read what you typed. Correct it and come back to abuse me. Thank you.

Please where is Aunty kemi.... she’s yet to reply oo..

First to do nor dey pain........

Gang90:
So guys it valentine's day, I'm really disgusted, okay I stay in my brothers house, I travelled, I came back around 2:30 I wanted to enter my room but my brother told me wait a while, with my adult mind, I realised they having some couple time, I dropped my bag in the living room and head out.

But I came back to find out the room is scattered and the bedsheet there, a responsible woman should at least wash the bed sheet noting that a grown up Male stays there.

I will be 26 this year, I had not really had sex so all these things imagining a strange woman's bodily fluids in my bedsheet is disgusting. I can take it from the side of my brother but not the wife, she disgusts me honestly, she is not my girlfriend, not my sister, not my wife, not my mother why should she expect I wash her after sex sheets for her or why can't she just pick the sheet immediately and wash it, it could have dried by now. And it really feel awful for me if I try to wash it, honestly.

This is about to be the worst valentine's day for me, I'm planning to head out and rent a room in hotel but who knows most hotel rooms will be disgusting today, what do I do please advice.

I'm hating knowing already, cause if I didn't know it could all not be so dirty to me, now my bed looks so dirty to me and I can't attempt to wash it until at least 24 hours and I will wash it soaked in hot water, I hate nonses just cause my brothers accepts you does not mean everyone in the family sees you as one flesh.

Liar!!!!!!! So you’re telling me that your brother and his wife will leave their Matrimonial bed and go all the way to your room and have sex, even if they built the house sef and they have every right to do whatever they want but I’m cock sure that your brother will not want to have sex in your own room.
But let’s just pretend it’s true, my advice for you is that you just have to calm down, wash the bedsheets or change it and pretend like nothing happened and ‘DO NOT CONFRONT HIS WIFE’.. she’s the ‘MAN’ in the house.
Peace out.