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Sports / Re: Thiago Messi VS Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Who Is The Next Legend? by Wane2: 9:43pm On Dec 03, 2019
Why do people always feel the need to put people who are good at what they do against each other? The worst part is that their fans are always a bunch of idiots who have no life asides from stating their achievements and arguing who is better, when the fans themselves have achieved nothing compared to them.
Literature / Re: Dirty Hustlers by Wane2: 6:47pm On Dec 03, 2019
This girl should just leave this devil before he uses her for rituals one day, at least she is starting to see his uselessness now that she has met someone whom she thinks is treating her right.
Thank you @Renderhelp for this wonderful work, it enlightens us to what some people go through daily in this world.

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Celebrities / Re: N10million Before Midnight And I Would Smoke On The Quran – Etinosa (video) by Wane2: 7:02am On Dec 03, 2019
grin Lol aunty want to chop well this Christmas, hustle is real, for her mind, seeing her burn Quran is entertaining. Mumu will not go and find one nollywood movie that she will act and get 5000 naira.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Wane2: 6:11pm On Dec 02, 2019
Godfather of Harlem is so good, too bad they made only ten episodes this season.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by Wane2: 5:50pm On Dec 02, 2019
nani667:
Final Episode sad
Sir please can I come and share your Wi-Fi with you. JESUS IS LORD!!! 3.5Gb for one episode? Please abeg where can I find your Wi-Fi?
Romance / Re: My Sister Is About To Marry An Osu Man, About To Commit A Serious Taboo by Wane2: 10:36pm On Nov 23, 2019
This is my opinion though but Fück your stupid caste system, she should be free to marry anybody, if any problems arise then she'll face it afterall it was her choice, if I Was your sister I would cut ties with such backward family members. You shouldn't be bothered about such things. I don't know why people always see the need to classify people and then hate them for falling into that class. You're black, I hate blacks, You're white I hate whites, You're Igbo I hate Igbos, You're Hausa I hate Hausas, yada yada You're from Kaduna I hate Kaduna, You're Nigerian I hate Nigerians, Fücking stupid every individual is unique if you want to hate, hate that individual don't hate a whole group because of one individual. God I've said too much but it's so annoying seeing people spread hate everywhere. Thank God I grew up in a city where your village classification doesn't matter, be a Prince or be a Pauper nobody will be asking you where you belonged to in your village. If my village had such traditions then I would deliberately find a girl in this class, and give everyone who opposes the middle finger. Emancipate yourself from traditions that discriminate against other people
#Iamfree

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Literature / Re: Choices: Another Perspective by Wane2: 9:08pm On Nov 20, 2019
I must say you're a great writer, when I saw that this was a sequel, I had to go and read the first one, then I realized that they weren't connected, but I enjoyed every of your stories. Good work and keep getting better. You too much my brother.

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Romance / Re: But Why Will People Record Themselves Having Sex by Wane2: 7:34pm On Nov 20, 2019
Even I in a thousand years cannot understand why.
Is it to watch it later and masturbate or is it to keep the memory fresh. like what the fùck is wrong with people?
Maybe they just want to feel like pornstars or it's for reviews to see where they need to improve, Lol. There's nothing I can think of to justify recording your private shît or allowing some guy to record your private shît. It just shows how certain things has made most people dumber than they were before. A good example of such things is social media, I rest my case.
TV/Movies / Re: Rick And Morty Season 4: Who Else Is Anticipating It? by Wane2: 9:56pm On Nov 16, 2019
PrettyBoyBreezy:
I am anticipating. I enjoyed the series so far nd d nerdy science stuff abt science nd i love how diverse their alien species are. Though i fear, it might become a little bit repetitive and it might loose its special hardcore. Its a cartoon that is vulgar nd i just love it.
The creator has said that this season will see them do things differently, I like how vast their universe is, which means the possibilities of situations are endless, they can literally introduce anything and it won't look over the top. It's an awesome show and so far they haven't disappointed me.
Family / Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Wane2: 8:39pm On Nov 16, 2019
Rubbiish:
But how old are u? Age can also be a contributing factor
I am one score years
Family / Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Wane2: 4:45pm On Nov 12, 2019
Ftheophilous:

...You're welcome.

...Lol...That's the spirit.
Progress
I just hope I can be free with people around me too

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Family / Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Wane2: 4:43pm On Nov 12, 2019
Greatdre:
Congrats..You broke the jinx this time.
Yeah, I think I did. Infact I had second thoughts about posting it

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Family / Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Wane2: 2:28pm On Nov 12, 2019
Ftheophilous:

How do I even start the conversion?
What should I say?
How should I react? Do I smile or seem indifferent?
Oh! we are meeting again, what do we talk about now? maybe I should just evade him.
What will he/she think of me?
Do I say something or allow him talk first?
Do I greet or allow him greet first.
Should I follow her to the party? What will I even be doing there, I will just feel lost and out of place.
Do I get in a relationship? What if I get bored halfway.
What if she finds me odd?
Won't I look stupid or seem proud by answering the question?
What if I stutter?
What if I tell him this and he looks at me weirdly?
What if I get laughed at?
........dang it! Let me just dust my shoes and lie on the bed while I type away on my phone.....at least my device can see all my weirdness without being freaked out.




Thanks for this article, it's very helpful since I fall into this category. In my whole life I've never started a conversation with someone I'm not familiar with, neither have I ever had a long discussion with someone where I'm the one who talks more I prefer to just listen. I might even have it all planned in my head but when it comes to saying it, it just goes down the drain. The crazy thing is that it even happens online.
Like I'm afraid to post sometimes because I'm afraid of how people would see me.
Then I'm like 'sh!t they don't even know me'
Then another voice be like 'yeah but they know your nairaland moniker'
And then I'm like 'so what?'
And then I don't post the sh!t

But I'm going to post this sh!t :-D

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Family / Re: I Impregnated A Pastor's Daughter, We Rushed The Wedding by Wane2: 11:44am On Nov 12, 2019
Lol next time wear a condom, so you won't have to come on nairaland to give us bullshit we don't understand.

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TV/Movies / Rick And Morty Season 4: Who Else Is Anticipating It? by Wane2: 6:07pm On Nov 09, 2019
I am a very huge fan of animations of different kinds, from American animations to Japanese anime, or any other kind, as long it makes sense to me, and Rick and Morty has been on my list of best American animated sitcoms, since it started.
So I'm excited to see what they have for us this season, who else is anticipating this?
Rick and Morty Season 4 premieres on November 10th, 2019.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Most Nigerian Guys Ugly ? by Wane2: 12:51pm On Oct 29, 2019
Which kind question be this? Na we born them wey you dey ask this kind question?
TV/Movies / Re: Premiere Of "Malika - Warrior Queen" By Youneek Studios: Animation Set In 1500s by Wane2: 8:21am On Oct 28, 2019
I watched it, and I'm happy that Nigerians are moving towards animation. because it has been on mine and my brother's mind for a long time to make an animated series, since we are big fans of animations of any kind.
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Broke Playboy 2.0 by Wane2: 7:23pm On Oct 24, 2019
Chipappi is back wow, expecting great updates from you. Welcome back
Literature / Re: The Prince And The Siren by Wane2: 9:22am On Oct 14, 2019
silas24:
Thanks bro. I'll try to.
OK, Thanks for the update
Literature / Re: The Prince And The Siren by Wane2: 9:22am On Oct 14, 2019
silas24:
Thanks bro. I'll try to.
OK, Thanks for the update
Literature / Re: An Introvert's Tale by Wane2: 4:09pm On Oct 13, 2019
Poor Lucy, I hate Love triangles. I hope she doesn't become bitter towards Ivie
Literature / Re: The Prince And The Siren by Wane2: 1:52am On Oct 10, 2019
Following, keeps it coming. I hope you can keep up with two stories.
Literature / Re: An Introvert's Tale by Wane2: 1:12am On Sep 26, 2019
silas24:
Dinner is served. smiley
Thanks for the update
Literature / Re: WATCHOVER: Season 1 by Wane2: 8:56am On Sep 25, 2019
iamgprince:
ok I'm waiting
Thank you for your patience
Literature / Re: WATCHOVER: Season 1 by Wane2: 12:23am On Sep 25, 2019
enm:

OK am waiting
Thank you for your patience
Literature / Re: WATCHOVER: Season 1 by Wane2: 11:26pm On Sep 24, 2019
To whomever cares, this story has not been abandoned, we went for a break to finish the concluding parts of this season and will be back soon expect more from us thank you.
Literature / Re: An Introvert's Tale by Wane2: 12:57pm On Sep 24, 2019
Wow thank you for continuing this story, Good job

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Literature / Re: White Man In Town (continuation) by Wane2: 11:21am On Sep 15, 2019
Great story, you're awesome

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Literature / Re: WATCHOVER: Season 1 by Wane2: 1:48pm On Aug 16, 2019
At the warehouse, Ajubo was watching football, when his phone alerted with a message tone, he picked up the phone and read the message from Rose “D meeyinh is un new rosd, stuk here pls help”. Ajubo read through the text, was confused at first, then he realized, he jumped off his seat

AJUBO
Oh no! no! no! no! no!

He dialed Earnest but he got a service response “Switched off” he went to the truck at the back of the warehouse and picked out some weapons and ammunitions, he put them in a bag, grabbed his car keys and drove out.
On the road, he was driving at top speed, trying to beat time and cover distance. Earnest said they’ll attack by 10pm and the time was 9:11pm. He kept trying Earnest’s number but still switched off

AJUBO
Oh no! He’s going to kill his girlfriend

Earnest was at the back of the van with the rest of the cappa assault gang, the were arranging their ammos as the van came to a stop, Earnest brought out his phone and switched it on before he got down from the van.

EARNEST
Is this New Road?

GEORGE
No this is creek road, Nembe waterside?

EARNEST
Why did we stop here then?

There are some checkpoints at the road at night and a Navy barrack, so we will go to New Road by boat from here, it’s not far.

They went down to the river banks and waited for their ride

GEORGE
The idiot is supposed to be here before we come, why is he wasting our time?


Meanwhile at Baron’s place they were still in a meeting, Adaba was assigning roles to everyone, giving them their assault route and escape plan. Rose was tapping her feet anxiously, she was so anxious and lost in thought, she didn’t hear Adaba call her name, her mind was on the sounds outside, vehicles passing by caught her attention, anyone might be cappa she thought. “ROSE!”
Adaba called, ticking his fingers in front of her face.

ROSE
(stattled) sorry!

ADABA
What is wrong with you?

ROSE
I’m pressed, I’m just trying to hold it in till the end of the meeting.

ADABA
You should go and ease yourself, your mind is not here.

ROSE
I will go but just tell me what I will be doing?

ADABA
We are Baron’s escort, so you will go and unlock the back doors and let the others in when it’s time.

ROSE
Okay! May I be excused?

ADABA
Yes, you are excused.


She got and walked quickly to the rest room, she brought out her phone, fixed the battery and turned it on.

On the road, Ajubo was driving too fast, he was stopped by the police, the policeman approached the car.

AJUBO
Oooooh!

He realized he didn’t have his wallet with him

AJUBO
Officer!

POLICE MAN

Where you de fly go

AJUBO
I wan go meet my wife, she wan born, them just call me.

POLICEMAN
With the way you de fly, no ne die you go die first, before you reach your wife, abi na you ghost go carry her go hospital?

The policeman peeked at the back seat and saw the black bag

POLICEMAN
Weitin de the bag?

AJUBO
Na cloth and provisions for my wife.

A black escalade pickup stopped for the other policemen, handed them some money and drove away.

POLICEMAN
Se weitin that oga do, naim you suppose do since

AJUBO
Omen leave that thing, I be staff, I be officer like you!

He brought out his old police ID from the glove compartment, the police man looked at it

POLICEMAN
Oboy, you be bad belle, come de go

Ajubo chuckled and drove away fast. He received a call, it was Rose.

AJUBO
Hello, Rose! are they there yet? (…) oh thank God, you have to get out of there fast, I haven’t been able to reach earnest (…) what do you mean you can’t? your boyfriend is happy to level the building because he thinks it’s empty, do you know how he would feel if you die there, he’ll kill himself (…) just get out of there, I’m on my way.

He dropped the call and accelerated more, he drove past the black pickup, he slowed down when he got to New Road and started searching for no. 132, he soon realized the numbers were scattered, He stopped at a T-junction and didn’t know which direction to take, he parked the car and tried Earnest’s number again, this time it rang, Earnest and the rest had just come down from the boat when the phone vibrated in his pocket. He brought it out, stood still and watched every other person go past him before receiving the call.

EARNEST
Dude what’s up?

AJUBO
Oboy, where you dey?

EARNEST
I just reach New Road now!

AJUBO
Listen, Rose is in the building, the meeting is at Baron’s place here in New Road.

EARNEST
(astounded) what? No na! nooo!

Ajubo got a call waiting, it was Rose, so he accepted and put it on conference call.

ROSE
Are you her yet?

EARNEST
Babe! You have to get out of there fast?

ROSE
You guys are already here

EARNEST
Yes we are!

AJUBO
Well I am here at a junction and I don’t know which way to go, where is the place?

ROSE
I have no idea!

EARNEST
I don’t know either, the spy is leading us there.

Just then the black pickup from the police checkpoint reached the junction, people started coming out of the dark from different direction and gathered around the pickup, they opened the trunk, brought out weapons, Ajubo just watched.

AJUBO
(…)Ok! I don see una

EARNEST
(…) Where you de

Earnest looked around to see Ajubo, now using his ear piece

AJUBO
Na my car park behind una for the bend

EARNEST
Which bend? We no follow road o na jetty we dey, we use boat cross

AJUBO
Then who be this people when de arrange gun and bomb them for here?

ROSE/EARNEST
Where?

The driver of the black truck turned on the inner light, Ajubo grabbed his binoculars and looked through, the driver was wearing a jean vest, Ajubo spotted a tattoo on his right shoulder.

AJUBO
Guys! This is infinito

ROSE/EARNEST
Oh shit!

Rose was more afraid now that in finite was in the picture.

ROSE
Guys this is bad; this is really bad!

EARNEST
This is not going to end well for us, three gangs clashing is a disaster

ROSE
Is Kobolo there?

AJUBO
No I don’t see him, I can’t see their faces clearly.

The mob started moving following behind the pickup truck, as they walked a bit further, Ajubo started his car and turned off the headlight, following slowly and quietly behind.

AJUBO
Rose you really need to get out of there now, they are on the move

EARNEST
And so are we, Babe please! Get out quick!

Their driver made a turn and alerted everyone, “We are here”

EARNEST
Too late

They arrived In front of Barons house, the surrounding was well lit, George screamed “Attack!” the boys jumped off the truck. Barons guards saw them and opened fire immediately. Infinito heard the shots from where they were and they increased their pace. Baron Stood beside the window and watched aghast by the attack, but his guards were in control of the situation as cappas were taking cover behind their trucks- some had been shot dead already.
Rose stood on the toilet seat, peeping through the window, Baron’s guards came out of the compound and continued shooting as they walked closer to the trucks, others were on the top floor of the building giving them cover. Rose was worried about Earnest

ROSE
Babe are you alright

He looked beside him and realized there was no way he would respond to her without the others hearing him as they were all clustered behind the Vehicle.

EARNEST
Damn! This people are alert.

He said generally so she could hear without anyone suspecting

ROSE
(relieved) o thank God!

AJUBO
Earnest you might want to back off now, infinito is at your location.

Infinito opened fire on the guards from behind before they could react, they also shot at the guards in the building. Cappa came out immediately and George called for a truce, he came out with his hands up.

GEORGE
Wait! Let me speak with Justin.

He asked, the driver of the black truck came out and walked past his men to the front, standing face to face with George.

JUSTIN
How did you know I was the leader of this troop?

GEORGE
I know your black truck anywhere

JUSTIN
Georgy Georgy, what do you want?

GEORGE
I want to call a truce

In the building, Baron was now worried so he gave orders

BARON
Get everyone here a weapon and send out the rest of the guards, this is war!

Outside the compound George and Justin were still negotiating the truce

GEORGE
We come here for the same thing, to kill Baron, so make we just do am together and go our separate ways

JUSTIN
So Baron de here

GEORGE
Yes! Him de here

Justin looked over George’s shoulder at the cappa boys for a moment

JUSTIN
Ok collabo

One of infinito’s thug came out of the crowd

THUG
Make we do am sharp Sharp!

He brought out two grenades and pulled the pins, Baron stepped back and yelled

BARON
Everybody! Get out now!

Rose jumped down from the toilet seat and ran out of the toilet. The thug was about to throw the grenades when Earnest screamed

EARNEST
Noooooooo!


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Literature / Re: WATCHOVER: Season 1 by Wane2: 1:46pm On Aug 16, 2019
WATCHOVER Episode 16
TITLE: CLASH

The next morning at the warehouse, Earnest and Rose were laughing out loud as Rose narrated her day out with Ajubo, mimicking his expressions at the mall. Ajubo just sat there and shook his head while they laughed at him, he picked up the remote, put on the TV and was watching it, then Rose left them alone.
Earnest sighed and his smile turned to sadness, Ajubo turned to him, he notices it

AJUBO
Weitin happen?

EARNEST
I wish say na me carry her waka this waka, I mean these are the kind of moments I want to have with her without any gang harassment.

AJUBO
Chaiiya! Don’t worry, very soon

EARNEST
I don’t see your plan working, you’ve done your damage but our bosses are being diplomatic. Willis even asked us to call off the attack on greenish.

AJUBO
I know this is cliché but, patience

EARNEST
(Bangs the table) I have been patient enough?

AJUBO
Calm down bro!

Earnest exhaled deeply for calm

EARNEST
Just not seeing the result

He got up from his seat and was walking towards his room, when the news came on the TV
“Breaking news, Green’s Seed and Grains Storage Headquarters has been burned down”.
Earnest turned back and walked toward the TV to listen closely, Ajubo put up his hands

AJUBO
That wasn’t me!

The news caster was still reporting, “residents in the area said that about 9:30pm last night masked men came in trucks and motorcycle and attacked the facility, killing the security guards and workers and then they set the place ablaze. One of our Journalist, Jumoke Williams is at the sight with full report”.

Ajubo turned to Earnest

AJUBO
You were saying?

EARNEST
(Astonished) Result!

In the room, Rose was trying to sleep when her phone rang, she picked it up, it was her boss Baron calling.

ROSE
Hello Boss (…) what news. (…) who attacked us?

She got up and went to the living room to see the news

ROSE
(…) I thought you and Willis had a truce, that he’ll give you time to fish out the rogue boys (…) Oki? (…)

She gestured Earnest with her eyes for inquiry, he shook his head to signal “no idea”.

ROSE
Ok, I will be there by noon (…) Yes boss

She dropped the call and focused on the TV as thy showed the ruins of the building, Earnest walked to her

EARNEST
We are sorry?

AJUBO
Well I’m not

ROSE
Why are you sorry, isn’t this the desired result?

EARNEST
You are not mad at us?

ROSE
No I’m not. The sooner the gang is disbanded, the sooner we can be a couple

EARNEST
What are you saying?

Rose turned to Ajubo

ROSE
I’m in! count me completely in.

EARNEST
Wow! That’s great.

AJUBO
Seriously?

ROSE
Yes!

EARNEST
I’m so happy!

ROSE
He wants to see me by noon, he has called a meeting, what would you have me do?

AJUBO
Push his buttons, convince him to wage war on the others.

EARNEST/ROSE
What?

AJUBO
Oh! You guys are just thinking about your own, I’m thinking about taking them all down, Remember? Well just push his buttons, I will play my own roles.

At Baron’s place that morning, he was pacing in his living room, his guard stood by the large window that overlooked the front of the compound while the other were outside keeping a look out. He paced for a while, talking to himself

BARON
(Soliloquizing) was this Oki or Willis, it doesn’t matter anymore, I will destroy them, I will destroy them both.

He picked up his phone and dialed Willis

BARON
Hello (…)

At Willis’ Place Willis sat up on his bed amidst two ladies.

WILLIS
(…) Baron, why do you call me this early in the morning,

BARON
(…) (angry) I thought you were a sensitive person, someone that can be reasoned with

WILLIS
(…) (Calmly) what are you talking about, Baron?

BARON
(…) I asked you to give me time to figure out my boys, but you still ordered an attack on my life

WILLIS
(…) (getting a little pissed) seriously Baron, what are you talking about?

BARON
(…) o quit the ignorant act, your boys planted a bomb in my facility a week ago, and now they’ve succeeded in burning it down last night after a failed attempt on my life.

WILLIS
(…) (took a deep breath) Your boys burned my place a few months ago, I listened to you and gave you penance to find the boys responsible, now you call me up to insult me this early morning. Good! Prepare yourself!

He cut the call on Baron

Baron looked at his phone angry, breathing heavily

BARON
Damn it!

He scrolled through his contacts and dialed Oki’s number

BARON
Was it you? (…)

OKI
Was it me what? (..)

BARON
Was it your boys that tried to kill me? (…)

OKI
What are you talking about? (…)

BARON
They’ve burned down my headquarters.

OKI
(mockingly) Oh my god! I don’t know, maybe some of my boys have gone rogue, don’t worry I will find them and I will get back to you.

He cut the call

Baron angrily threw his phone against the wall and it shattered

BARON
They are mocking me!... They are mocking me!

He was still breathing heavily

GUARD
Boss, you need to calm down!

BARON
I’m going to kill them, every last one of them!


At Oki’s Place, Oki dialed Kobolo on the phone

OKI
(…) Kobolo! (…) so you went for the big one huh? (…) I didn’t think you would go for him (…) yeah, you are always impatient (…) No! I’m not mad at you, but why didn’t you finish the Job, why didn’t you kill him? (…) secret exit underground? That bastard is a genius (…) okay! You need to finish what you started (…) you have to kill him before he retaliates (…)

He went for his book where he wrote all his information.

OKI
(…) Plot 43 old GRA, No.5 Afikpo street Diobu and No. 132 New Road Borikiri (…) he might be in anyone of them so hit them simultaneously (…) finish it!

He dropped the call


At the Mansion, Big Boss came down to the living room and found Michael watching news on TV

BIG BOSS
Yo Mic, Good morning!

MICHAEL
How far!

BIG BOSS
Isn’t there something better on TV, the news is depressing to watch. I don’t want to see this early in the morning.

MICHAEL
Yet, you read the papers early. You have to see this, isn’t this Baron’s headquarters

Big Boss took a closer look at the Tv and realized it was

BIG BOSS
Oh God!
MICHAEL
What is the matter?

BIG BOSS
Oki and Willis called me some months back, and reported to me that Baron’s boys burned down their facility and I was supposed to step in for conflict resolution.

MICHAEL
And you didn’t?

BIG BOSS
I had my own problems to deal with at that time and now this is the repercussion for ignoring it. I should have known they would be dumb enough to retaliate openly.

MICHAEL
I thought you didn’t care about them

BIG BOSS
I don’t give a Bleep, but the mayor is going to be on my neck for this.

Just then his phone rang in his pocket, he brought it out

BIG BOSS
Speak of the devil

He picked the call and put it on speaker

BIG BOSS
Mayor, Mayor! [ Mayor: are you seeing the news] Yes I am [ Mayor: that building belongs to indidi right?] yes it does [Mayor: why was it attacked by armed men] I am going to handle the situation [Mayor: wait, have all the warehouse burning in the past month been gang related?] No! I don’t think so [Mayor: have you lost control over your guys?] do not worry about it [ Mayor: the governor is asking questions now, it’s because of you I am not bringing down the full weight of the law on those mafias, but if you are no longer capable of controlling them, I won’t hesitate to take them out] Your ton is starting to piss me off mayor! [Mayor: I am sorry, the governor was just on my case this morning] I will handle it, goodbye!

He cut the call on the mayor

MICHAEL
Just how many warehouses have been attacked?

BIG BOSS
Everybody’s! and everybody has been reporting everybody to me, I just had my own problems so I didn’t respond.

MICHAEL
So what are you going to do now?

BIG BOSS
I will call a meeting to make them pay reparations to each other, case dismissed.

MICHAEL
Has it become that easy?

BIG BOSS
No! but I’m the Big Boss, they’ll have to take any objections up with me.


At the warehouse, Rose and Ajubo were at the dining table discussing while Earnest was on the phone standing at a corner

ROSE
So what are you saying?

AJUBO
I’m saying since I caused problems for everybody and someone has finally retaliated, the rest might take a queue and retaliate too.

Earnest finished with his call “okay, I’ll be there”.

ROSE
Do you realize what that is going to cause?

EARNEST
(Interjected) guys, that was George, Willis has ordered that we strike Baron at his home.

AJUBO
Whoa!

ROSE
Good luck finding the one he’s at, he has three houses at PH her and we don’t even know the third house.

EARNEST
He said he is at No. 132 New Road Borikiri.

ROSE
How did he know that?

EARNEST
Apparently, Willis has spies on all the gang bosses.

AJUBO
Hmm, that is brilliant!

ROSE
When are you guys supposed to strike?

EARNEST
Tonight!

At the mansion, Big Boss came down stairs and picked up his phone from the bar.

BIG BOSS
Wow, seven missed calls!

MICHAEL
Who is it?

BIG BOSS
(checked his log) it’s Baron, I was going to call him now, but he has already called me first.

He dialed back.


At Baron’s place, Baron was still on the phone with Big Boss

BARON
(…) ok, I will try

The call dropped. His guard inquire of him what he and Big Boss had discussed

GUARD
What did he say?

BARON
He is calling a meeting tomorrow to resolve the issue.

GUARD
How does he plan to resolve this?

BARON
The only way he knows how to. Forcing us to pay reparations, but I don’t want reparations, I want blood! Listen Adaba I want you to call Rose and the others back and tell them to wait for our pickup bus let’s change the meeting location.

ADABA
What are you thinking

BARON
I’m thinking, all my enemies will be in one place and that will be the best opportunity to take them all out including Big Boss.

ADABA
But you said Big Boss was stainless.

BARON
Yes, but I would like to see how that holds up against bombs.

Just then Baron’s cousin came to the dining table with overloaded plate of Garri and soup and started to eat.

ADABA
This your freeloading cousin is acting oblivious to the situation around him, look at the quantity of food he’s eating, he is getting bigger than you now, why do you even keep him around.

BARON
He is family. He was my favourite cousin growing up, now I’m just tolerating him, I don’t have a brother but people say we look alike, so I keep him around for a special reason.

They looked away from him

At the warehouse Rose came out of the room with her phone in her hand.

ROSE
He has moved the meeting to an unknown location, a bus is coming to pick us up and take us there this evening.

AJUBO
(to Earnest) So you guys won’t be able to get him this night.

EARNEST
I guess so!

AJUBO
How can you not know where the meeting is, I thought you were his right hand man or woman or whatever?

ROSE
No, I am not, Adaba is, I’m just his favourite because he makes a lot of money through me.

AJUBO
What do you do for him?

ROSE
None of your business!

She left the room

Ajubo turned to Earnest and asked

AJUBO
Wait! Is she an escort?

EARNEST
Which kind mumu question be that na?

AJUBO
Sorry o!

In the evening, the driver picked everybody with the bus and was driving to the location for the meeting, Rose opened the curtain and peeped outside. The area looked strange to her because she has never been there. Then she heard some bus conductor screaming “Borikiri! Borikiri!” the name sounded familiar to her.

ROSE
(under her breath) Borikiri?

Then she heard a passenger shout “you de go New road?” the bus conductor replied “Enter madam” the conductor stated calling “New Road! New Road! New Road! Hold you change o”.
She became rattled as she realized what that meant.

ROSE
New road!

She said under her breath as she leaned back on her seat

ROSE
Oh no!


At Baron’s residence, a white storey building, the meeting had commenced

BARON
I asked the driver to pick you guys up because no of you know this place, I didn’t want to risk any of you being followed here and I changed the location from our usual place because I couldn’t risk going out and be spotted by my enemies, I’m sure all of you know by now that our headquarters was burned down last night.

Rose was unsettled, she looked at the clock behind Baron and then checked her watch, moments later Baron was telling them the attack strategy on the plans to eliminate all the mafia bosses in the resolution meeting the next day.

BARON
… then you guys will come in and tie everybody….

Someone raised up his hand to ask a question

BARON
Yes, Ibanibo

IBANIBO
Sir, is it advisable for you to go to that meeting, you know they sought to kill you?

BARON
That is not a problem, Big Boss is presiding, no one is going to misbehave. Another thing, it recently came to our knowledge that Big Boss has a stainless charm, I want you to cut that charm from his waist and strap a bomb on him.

Rose was still unsettled, she looked at her watch, she turned her phone on and pressed the speaker against her lap to buffer the sound as the phone came on. She coughed to cover the little sound and apologized.

ROSE
Sorry! I’m feeling a bit sick.

She put the phone under the table and started to type a message without looking the screen at it, when she finished typing, she looked down to scroll through her phonebook, she tapped on Ajubo’s contact and sent the message. Baron noticed her and asked

BARON
Rose! what are you doing?

ROSE
I’m trying to shut my phone down.

BARON
But your phone isn’t supposed to be on right now.

ROSE
I’m sorry sir, I don’t know what is wrong with the phone it just goes on and off on its own.

She brought it out from under the table and removed the battery

BARON
Is it because of the phone you are frightened, lighten up, just listen up, okay?

He asked Adaba to explain the strategies to them.

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