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Idowuogbo:
BOOOOOOM BA!!!

Another edition is here y'all....

Kept it really nuuuuuuuuude this time.

Simple and fresh.

I looooove dis idowu! but I no get liver for long nails. I go tiff am show my manicurist, make she try am for my short artificial ones!.. very cool dear.

VickyRotex:
When you tell her: "Mum, Grandma is too old, when will she die?"
And she replies "God forbid, it's your Mother that will die"

Okay, na joke o.

Don't you just love our Mothers? Orisa bi iya kosi.

Mum, I love you so much!

loooooolz.

OK, I got this off a friend's BC, I really lmao @ NO 18 as it happened to me so many times! lol.



;DHOW TO IDENTIFY A TYPICAL NAIJA MUM



1. when she says “Get my kini” and believes with
all confidence that she gave birth to a mind
reader.

2. when you say “mommy, I’m Sorry” and she
replies “Sorry for yourself”.

3. when you ask her where you should drop
something and she says : “drop it on my head
now.”

4. when she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag
from a party.

5. When you say: “mummy, I have malaria” and
she replied: “why wont you have malaria when
you have been pressing phone since morning”

6. When you say: “I came 2nd in my class” and
she replies: “soo the person that came first has
two heads, abi?”

7. When she takes the dstv remote to work, just
to punish you.

8. when you’re watching tv with her and then she
sleeps off and still doesn’t want you to change
the channel

9. if when you tell her you are going to friends
place and she be like: when last did they come
here to play with you?

10. when your mum asks you if the food is
enough and you reply no and she says go and
drink water

11. when she tells you if I hear Peem, you will
hear ween.

12. when she touches hot pot comfortably
without a napkin

13. when with one look she tells you, you will get
the beating of your life when you get home.

14. when you say: my wedding will be
baaaaaaaaaaad and she replies: God forbid. Your
wedding will not be bad in Jesus name.

15. When she tells you: ‘I didnt kill my mother, so
you cannot kill me’

16. When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse…

17. When you ask her to help you with your home
work and she advised: go and meet your brother.
You then say, so you don’t even know it and she
repliesit is your father’s family members that are
dullards)

18. When you ask her to refund the money you
lend her and she tells you “all the food you’ve
been eating at home nko?”

19. if she is more accurate with her slippers than
Robin Hood is, with arrows.

20. when the seller of cow meat says “Madam
na #7000 for this meat she say, lemme give you #1500.


Naija mums we dey try! loooooolz.

And she is married!!! so?

hello all..
pls anybody else with charger wahala?
my hot note charger is giving me serious problems... before when I charge, it takes me less than 2 hrs to charge from 0% to 100%... but for the past week I have been struggling to get it past 1% in every hour or more. it sometimes even discharges the battery while still charging... I mean it might be around 26% when I plug the charger, by the time I come back to check I will see 23%...
pls what do I do?
I just tire.

ok..... is it me? cus i cannot comprehend where she said the statement is about her!.

Thank God she changed the background from the one we are already used to.... ;DThank God she changed the background from the one we are already used to....

RESPECT SIR!!!..



he is really looking fresh now! national stress almost finished him!. All the white hair don dey disappear finish from him head..




NA GOD WIN OHHHHHHHH!!!.

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I can only see Jude's beautiful white teeth and a designer wristwatch!

This guy don tay for the 'lebu' work!.

continue to see it as shame and poverty.... Others see it as respect and part of their culture .

make witches nor hold meeting for inside her soup pot! #evilneighbours#.

lordhugo, I just dey look dat your change over switch with one kain eye!... @dp..




Areaaaaa!!!!

But.... I thought davido was 21 in 2010? how come he is still 22?

And..... 90% of the girls there are 'oyibo' skinned..
black girls still dey this country so?
hmmmm...

congrats to tiwa!..

beegurl:
Saw this on instagram, had to share it

this is definitely not a married woman's freezer! more like a bachelor's!..


na wa oh!..

[quote author=Jovago post=33667741][/quote]myopic peeps as usual wanna talk like they know shyte! Cus a full warri born and brought up knows that the town is one of The best place to be.

Too much groove I swear! [

BTW that is just nonsense you typed about the airport! The place is never rowdy. And they have security everywhere. There is even a naval base inside the airport yard!.


The rest of what you wrote? Abeg tell me where all these occurrences never happen before? Na Lagos? Port? Abuja? Ibadan? Benin?

Abeg make una free the town for us! We love Our Warri!.

so... how come you are both in a relationship if you haven't seen the photocopy of his manhood, how much more the original?!...

veegirl:
@poster how do u know so much about them? U sure its not u?

we all know he is the husband in question... but let's just assume he is not.
*continues to view comments*

lordhugo:
Happy birthday to you!

https://www.gifsforum.com/images_new/gif/other/grand/pancake-pancakes-dave-chappell-other-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-399.gif

Where i go come eat the cake abeg?

somewhere popular like AJ, outdoor like NNPC staff club or more reserved like maxin lotus chinese?

WarfiGuy

Thanks dear.. but ur levels high oh!.. na itsekiri sizzlers we dey enta am...

May 2nd....... me.

prettydiva89:
of course why won't he beat you when your kid together is out of wedlock,why won't he take you for granted..
But that's a bad thing to do anyway

you must be joking! domestic violence has got nothing to do with marital status.. besides majority of the abuse victims are legally married.
abuse is bad, married or not.

what happened to her partner in crime? and where is his pix?

nigerian guys be like......

uzeba:
U suppose to ask first if some people take their bath?
As for me! I run on vapourize steam!!
I mean very hot!!

okirewaju:

I run hot water bath
I mean HOT WATER

Looolz.. what would u do if Ur water heater stopped working? Cus mine did a few days ago, and I was in a hurry to catch an early morning appointment.. I had to do the one leg first, one arm next dance.. Letting the water touch Ur back is really the hardest..

edozie04:
I don't shower
PS; don't quote me

herald9:
I will open the tap...dance for ten minutes then jump into the shower

Lol...