₦airaland Forum

maximus4455:
Bachelor or not, we Sabi. Anyway I pray say man go marry before next Easter. Happy Easter to you all. Stay at home, stay safe

You cook finish come serve am with only one fish, either u get self discipline or you are very stingy even to your self cos I know say no be 1 fish u buy.
Another angu fit be say u don chop am finish before d rice done.
Anyways enjoy

RexTramadol1:
You're still in 19th century

Lol, oya 20th century man, how them dey take do am?

asanwafo:
Have u gotten it? Everyone seems to be sermonizing about coro cos the white are shouting. Do u know how many people lasser fever has killed in this country in the last 2months? Do u know how many doctors who have lost their life to lesser fever? How many times have u shouted as u are shouting now?

What has lasser fever got to do with this or your initial post Stop shifting goal post.
You post put out the impression that deaths caused by Corona is staged managed.

Spicywify:
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Look at this one. They move in large groups up to 50 young boys and girls. They move from house to house and write letters to the next area they are coming to. So you think bringing pos along will be a problem.
Robing all night and day. We have not slept peacefully for 6 hours at a stretch.
Tweets upon tweets, sent out to ogun government and Nigerian police.
They just took action today.

Proud of all the young people who armed themselves and defended their communities. You are the real MVP.

They should pack all of them, inject them with covid-19 and test the proposed vaccines on them.

Who is disputing your story of robbery, I only said it's impossible they bring a pos. That one nah lie make you turn the dodo.
Every pos is registered to a merchant.
Assuming they stole the POS how do they retrieve the funds.
Make Una dey use brain small small now

holsconcept:
As usual, COVID 19 must be attached to the death to push up the figures. Kudos

For real What village do you people type from.
Pray make you no get am

KingAzubuike:
Audio arrest.

Information reaching me is that for about 5 days now robbers have been terrorizing homes along Alakuko-Sango. They've been going from home to home with POS and dangerous weapons. The police turned deaf ears which inturn resulted to people being their own vigilante. Boys in the hood are keeping late nights out with bonfires .

Oga which thief dey carry pos, make Una dey reason these things wet Una dey type. Which village are you reporting from

Powerintoxicate:
Only if the President had closed the border early enough Nigeria won't have been in this mess. this Briton came to Nigeria March 17 2020 imagine such wickedness from our government

And if he had closed it on time it's this same you that will come and say why did he close it, are you not the same person that was wanking over to state not enforcing lockdown

Decibel:
Each person 500,000 * 30days =15 Million.
Suppose, there are 36 persons in the Team + plus 4 top Officials that will be 540Million + 60Million
GrandTotal of 600Million naira/month.

Mr. Integrity and his forty thieves

And you know this information is true before u start wanking over it,
ABI no be d same Timi again

Commonsense99:
We didn't need to listen to chadian president, we just needed to see evidences and yes we did saw truckloads of arms and a munitions which they recovered from Boko haram,
Abeg what have Nigerian government shown for all the fake claims they made? How many times have they claimed to kill shekau only for him to resurface even stronger?
What do you want us to beleive when some runaway and retired soldiers confess of some top rank military officials who recieve controversial suspicious calls only for their battalion to be attacked moments later by supposedly those same suspicious callers?

Do the Nigerian government think they will fool the whole world forever? Here in chadian assault isrealites provided Intel, why don't the isrealites trust your gevernment enough to work with you?
As the saying goes, you can fool some People sometimes, but you can't fool everyone all the time.

Cut the NA some slacks, talking about pictures of arms recovered, are you serious you haven't seen any recovered by the NA, everytime they show you, u still don't believe even when they show you bodies of slain boko members you all shout innocent citizens.
But then you see a truck load of arms and suddenly the Chadians can't do no wrong.
As for Israelis providing Intel's, I won't argue or disbelief because I have no idea.
But just know the Chadian Army relies heavily on support from Ecowas and you know who the king of Ecowas is.
But again if I say Nigeria you disbelief.
And I say to you again that Chad and Niger has set us back donkey years in dealing with boko haram.

Cc seun

This is a short story of covid 19 Relief Materials and it also extends to every other works of life in Nigeria

Nigeria government (politicians) release 500k bags of rice to share to the lower class.
500 bags get to the agency in charge.
Agency in charge returns 200k bags to vendor in exchange for money at a reduced price
Agency in charge store 150k bags for sharing among themselves.
Releases 150k bag
I derica of rice finally gets to the lower class.

This is not only synonymous with the relief materials but all works of life

Can we then continue to champion the cause that politicians are the cause of our problems in Nigeria?
This politicians were Nigerians before they became office holders and will continue to be Nigerians after until their death.

It's it obvious that we are our own problem, nobody anywhere wants to do anything the right way.

If we have stringent anti corruption laws and are enforced throughout the private and public sectors thoroughly won't all of us be residents in a jail under 1 year.

My case study.
Private citizen donates 10bags of rice to the baaale of his community in Ojodu, a group of people who were present when the rice was delivered came back 4days after to tell him that baale has not released a single grain of rice.
Baale is not hungry, if you lockdown the nation for 1 year I am sure he and his family will continue to feed.

How can anyone explain this

u11ae1013:
But we saw the video, perhaps it was audio help

Nah wha oooo, do you know Chad at all? If they didn't get the support of Ecowas how them wan take fight boko. ABI boko just enter Chad today ABI why is d president just relocating. Chadian army is best compared to NSCDC.
Nigerians will believe any foreigner over their own.
I don't blame we all. The type of government we have had in the past has caused this massive disbelief syndrome

Commonsense99:

It took Chad 6 days to drive boko haram out from their territories, and its taken Nigeria like forever to even have any effect, and those whom were managed to be caught alive are given amnesty to be recycled back into BH.

Because Their president said so but when yours say's so u totally disbelief and you throw tantrums.
Chad has set Nigeria back donkey years in eliminating boko haram.
For those of you that don't know, the operation was sanctioned and sponsored by Ecowas. Where Chadian army wan see ammunition. ABI u think say them president just relocate for nothing, why him no relocate last year? Nah suya him name for be.
Baba see ammo he happy

Ok

Sufisunni:
Dr Kemi Olunloyo is a pathological liar

I am wondering if there's no way to dry clean her brain legally, make she suffer small

Npa

ignis:
Please can we also publish names of corrupt politicians who are stealing our country's money like this?

Nonsense and ingredients

This is not about politicians, face the topic

ddippset:
Tinubu ought to know already that everything is misrepresented nowadays.

For instance,
You see wailers and PDP say; why did Buhari waste time in closing the borders?
That has created a chance for covid 19.

Good point! Sound argument!! I support this argument 100 percent.


But i swear even if Buhari had done that and closed the borders much earlier and we didn't record a single case,

The same very PDP and wailers would have turned around and released a statement through Kola Olabodiyan like this;

"The President rushed to close the borders without firstly monitoring the situation, at a time when sensible world leaders were still monitoring the situation.

Now it has crashed our economy.

Muhammadu Buhari would have studied the situation and put in necessary measures to ensure continuous business activities at our airports and seaports while maintaining proactiveness by keeping one eye on the covid 19 virus".


- PDP Pubilcity Secretary; Kola Olabidiyan.

This is so apt, I wish I could buy u a beer if you are a beer drinking man

bluefilm:
But oga, why do you like wasting your precious time on idiots?

Haven't you ever heard of the statement that arguing with a fool makes you look like a fool too?

They are better adapted for wailing and there's nothing you can do or say that will make them wail the less.

Arguing with them is like fueling their hatred and stupidity.

You can never win them in that mode.

You will only wear yourself out in the end.

The best is just ignore them and allow them to continue stewing in their perpetual stupidity and negativity.

At least, that is what I do now and it has been working perfectly for me!!!

Thanks for the heads up, their stupidity dey amaze me i swear

geodemainguy:
I guess you are myopic. Did you not notice that a speech with over 55 items was read by the confused man in less than 20 mins. Is that how he was also told to read a speech that is meant to boost his followers morale?

Meanwhile, this ought to have been a press conference. Well, it reminds me of my primary school days when we are usually called to read a passage without prior understanding of the context.

Ok so he would have used 55mins to read it,
You lot are pathetic, do you know anything about speech writing and reading
People usually have an attention span that last 10mins, what ever you do after that u are on your own as long as it's not interactive.
2 are you saying you know better than people who write speeches for the president
How exactly is he supposed to read it to boost your morale? I don't get are there 2 ways too reading.
You only saw what u want to see.
Absolutely nothing wrong, message was on point only thing I can complain of is accent and that's not a crime but u lot tend to know more than professionals on their job

Salvador1:
u are under buhari cow dug so shift

I was hoping you will come back to say something about the prepared speech but u fall my hand.
However, exposure is a big thing
A grown man with beards coming online to say a president is delivering a prepared speech.
I can tell u the story of your life from the gibberish you typed.
Onitsha born Nd bred

geodemainguy:
Who did this to us? who did we offend? Even our Bubu is confused.

When. A president climbs the podium to address his people the speech is always prepared by the best hands and brains, hands for writing to be able to deliver the speech created by the best brains. The president's job is to read the message.
So how you came to the conclusion that it's confusing is beyond me, what exactly is confusing in the message.
If you don't understand it then you are the confused one.

Salvador1:
Prepared speech as usual


Unfortunate president

As opposed to what please, an unprepared speech
You guys are brainless and shameless.
You were expecting a president to address a nation without a prepared speech.
Even your lecturers in d uni that repeat the classes year in year out come to classes with prepared notes.
I hope u know u just sounded extremely stupid and I can tell u don't have more than a waec cert

Jack500:
Recorded and edited thrash, I can hardly hear the nonsense he is saying.


Buhari is talking in the nonsense
He is talking on the rubbish

This country is on Autopilot.


He would have send Osibanjo, at Least I won't b straining my ear, and enjoy some fluency.

So it's a crime to have an accent?
Nigerians are just unbelievable.
You lot deserve to suffer more.
Tell me if his message doesn't make sense.
I am sure u are from somewhere in d east, I hope u know how silly u guys sound when you talk.
Rubbish

EmmyUrch:
He'll be definetly reading from the already written script they've given him.
This man is not just it at all.

Lol, as opposed to what. You guys never fail to show the world your stupidity

PapaBaby:
*Modified*
Its a pre recorded video, he wants lock down in Lagos and Abuja....guess what: there's already a lock down in Lagos and Abuja.

This video recording is at least 1 week old.

God will heal you.

AngryIgboMan:
Only his name alone is his undoing. Friday Ezi.



If you know you know.

Meanwhile, I don't really know to say this but Buhari is a very useless man. Buhari is the most useless man that has ever graced mother earth.

I say this without hatred or love. Am just stating facts. I am neither pro APC or PDP. I am pro anything that works for the citizens of this zoo.

This man is just an embodiment of evil, bad luck, hopelessness, attrition, atrocious, inimical, setbacks and underdevelopment.

Ever since this man became President, so so badluck and evil News everywhere. We have never had it this bad. 1 US dollar is now 430 if you are lucky to get it oo.

Understandably, Nigeria has the highest concentration of the most daft human beings on earth. Otherwise, what would we use as explanation for ignoring the so many incompetences of this useless thing in Aso Rock and put him back in 2019? Like we were expecting some miracle?

Ghanaians are proud of there President

Cameroonians are proud of theirs

South Africans are proud of theirs

You! Are you proud of Buhari?

Am just so bittered at the way we tolerate this man. I have one question:

WHAT HAS THIS VERY USELESS BUHARI ACHIEVED FOR NIGERIA IN HIS HOPELESS 5 YEARS PRESIDENCY? JUST ONE TANGIBLE SOLID THING!

Please don't tell me anti corruption czar because car will just jam you.

I say this without mincing words:

BUHARI IS USELESSNESS AND HOPELESSNESS PERSONIFIED. HE IS NOT EVEN FIT TO BE A GATEMAN IN MY ESTATE IN UMUAHIA.

I just knew you had to be living in UMUAHIA.
Explains it all