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Quinn22:
Efe too worwor abeg!

u fine! show us ur pic

dis kind time some ppl stil dey do cultist nawoho

JUV DEY IN FORM

Koleman:
Does this have any scientific explanation?? Atheists should help us out pls.

IT'S CALLED "PENIS CAPTIVUS." IT CAN LAST FOR HOURS. AND NO, IT ISN'T AWESOME.

Over the weekend, we told you about an Italian couple who reportedly started having sex in the Mediterranean Sea and finished in the ER, because their genitals wouldn't disunite. It sounds outlandish -- hell, we can barely figure out the physics of intercourse in the bathtub -- but there's an actual medical explanation for it. And the basic concept is pretty much this:

It's caused by a vaginal spasm, and apparently in the Italian couple's case, the water added a significant increase in suction. We asked Dr. Yvonne Fulbright -- formerly Astroglide's go-to sexologist, who now has her own line of products -- to pull us in and grip us with her knowledge...

Penis captivus started as an urban legend a long, long time ago

"Just hearing the term 'penis captivus' can have one shuddering," says Dr. Fulbright. "Penis captivus is an idea that started in medieval times. People feared that the penis could get 'sucked into' the vagina during the missionary position, possibly forever."

Legit medical studies have found evidence to support the theory

"While largely hearsay, and chalked up mostly as mythical, an article published in a 1979 issue of the British Medical Journal claims that penis captivus has occurred very rarely throughout history. Apparently, a handful of couples have gotten locked inseparably during sexual intercourse. This is actually pretty common [between] dogs."

Related: 22 Facts To Make You Feel Better (Or Worse) About Your Sex Life

Unless you're a dog, it's unlikely you'll ever experience this -- you have a better chance of winning the lottery -- but just in case, here's some advice...

"Should you ever find this actually happening, then both you and your lover need to relax and take the focus off of intercourse and anything sexy. This allows blood to leave the penis, so that he can withdraw more easily. And her pelvic floor muscles will also relax, as not to clench the shaft." but Africans believe it juju

Turkey kingship. Turkish is finished

still stand chai

death Country but many are pretending to accept it......

Ok

cooljude:
I look way older than my age, it as gotten so worse that people that are four to five years older than me would greet me adding Bros. Honestly, it bothers me and I don't like it.

let me see u to comfirm am

kowema:
Their faces are never consistent.
Different faces each time.
Scam Chibok Girls.

hahaha abeg no make me laf pipi

civilization still far in the eyes of Nigerian leaders- still verrrrry farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr what a ppl.

make some Nigerians stop dey deceive dere selves, d truth be say Nigeria no fit even good 500yrs to come! with the kind of mumu citizens who na be. thank God say i no be Nigeria again.

efe u Bleep up. why u called brazil na? whywhy brazil no sure efe my guy

no confidence in dis country

it gud, but no difference!

daroz:
....but what if they were actually witches, will they hurt the woman ?






No cause for alarm my pple, just Thinking Out Loud.

witch no fit dey do white ppl anything, only black ppl. only Africa. notin like witch here!

emsco:
nothing wey we no go see for social media by nigerians. Keep deceiving yourself

hahaha naija fear dem

Gud

Last last who na go rest. Gud 4 efe area

abeg make i kuku vote for efe. everywhere na em name for internet, even say i no dy watch the program. but nobody kn bbnaija here in italy efe fans hope i fit vote anywhere ?

Even Nigeria president no fit

megareal:
It's a lie. Bras give off an offensive smell if you wear them more than twice. I can easily perceive a dirty bra from miles away.

Ladies as a general rule are mainly neat when it comes to their undies.

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It's amazing how many ladies and guys down this thread be claiming I'm lying. I just discovered from this thread that lots of ladies here think there is nothing wrong with wearing a bra beyond two days in a row. It's amazing how dumb they sound trying to insult me while displaying an apparent lack of basic sanitary knowledge.

All the ladies around me operate same way I operate. If I go to the gym, market, do intensive hse chores, that bra is over for me that day cos of sweat.

I clap for those who can do all the above, and still keep using the bra after days on end. As a rule of thumb, bras aren't supposed to be used daily so as to preserve its elasticity. You're even killing the bra by overstretching it through continous usage.

Ya'll be abusing me anywhere you like. It isn't my fault that I'm a neatness freak. So do your dirt, let me do mine. It's worked so far for me.

I really now see why some ladies bras stink when you stand around them.

I WANT TO SEE IT IF IT IS TRUE

MAKE I ENTER NIGERIA COME ARRANGE ONE TOO. AM NOT GETING ANY YOUNGER AGAIN OHHH

as she wowo reach kai man don suffer.

NIGERIA EMM NO FOOD FOR U PPL DISEASES COME JION AM, WHO NA NEED GOD HAND OHHH

afonja n Igbo always make Nigeria proud . but na dem hate each other pass on internet mind u am from delta warri pikin

I want to settle down am looking for a wife to marrie in Nigerian but the problem too be say i dey call die oh

no girl fit force me do dis lielie wen am ready to settle down

Childish talk rubbisheeeeeeeeeeeee