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Phones / Has Mtn Block Your Opera Mini Server? There's A Way Out! by watershed1: 2:39pm On Sep 05, 2009
This information is not free of charge o,
All you need do is delete wap.mtnonline.com. from your custom server and you can browse at a cheap rate.
Politics / Re: Gani Fawehinmi Passed On? by watershed1: 11:36am On Sep 05, 2009
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This lung [b]cancer [/b]sef!!!
Travel / Re: 2011 Dv Lottery by watershed1: 5:18pm On Sep 03, 2009
Oct 3!
Travel / Re: Driving From Warri To Abuja-holiday by watershed1: 5:05pm On Sep 03, 2009
Hello Tobobo,
1. The journey from Warri to Abuja is just 6 hours max
2. The road is[i] not too [/i] bad

For the description, this is what I usually do when driving to a new location.
Go to Delta line or Eagle line in Warri, tip the driver and follow behind,
In 6 hours, you will be live in Abuja. (dem dey stop to rest/refill their stomach for Lokoja sha!

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Travel / Re: I Want To Travel To Bermuda. Where Do I Get The Visa? by watershed1: 4:57pm On Sep 03, 2009
Mumu,
Visit

Travel Abroad Without Going To The Embassy
http://wwx.olujoseph.com


Olodo like u
Travel / Re: Don't Fly Bellview! by watershed1: 3:39pm On Sep 03, 2009
floriana:

pls dont abuse me o.

But How do i do these on Nland:

1. Make front-page posts

2. Respond to members posts with their posts as references


Make we nor yab you? ok we wont!

You nor dey try sha


Well to answer your question 1, I have done exactly that.
Now, this is what to do:
When you have clicked reply, go to the person's post you intend to reference as click on "Insert Quote".
It will be inserted into the compose page and then you can type beneath as I have done now,

For number 2, ur topic determines that or if you are Seun's girlfriend, grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Flaws Of Bsc/hnd by watershed1: 10:02am On Jun 16, 2009
Hunger go beat you!
U never see anything,
Phones / Re: Zain Up For Sale Again! by watershed1: 12:14pm On Jun 10, 2009
Na wa o!
Another name change on its way!!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DPR is RECRUITING? by watershed1: 3:33pm On Jun 08, 2009
How Pathetic!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Zain Outsources 450 Staffs To Erricson! by watershed1: 3:21pm On Jun 08, 2009
Hmm,
Na wa o!
The same ZAIN sacked 300 staffs last month!
Romance / A Love Story That You May Like---! by watershed1: 6:08pm On Feb 12, 2009
A boy walked into a CD store and saw a girl behind the counter.She smiled and he thought it was the most beautiful smile he has ever seen before and wanted to kiss her right there.He said "Uh, Yeah, Umm, I would like to buy a CD." He picked one out and gave her money for it."Would you like me to wrap it for you?" she asked, smiling her cute smile again.He nodded and she went to the back.She came back with the wrapped CD and gave it to him. He took it and walked out of the store. He went home and from then on, he went to that store everyday and bought a CD, and she wrapped it for him. He took the CD home and put it in his closet. He was still too shy to ask her out and he really wanted to but he couldn't. His mother found out about this and told him to just ask her.So the next day, he took all his courage and went to the store. He bought a CD like he did everyday and once again she went to the back of the store and came back with it wrapped. He took it and when she wasn't looking, he left his phone number on the desk and ran out, !!!RRRRRING!!!The mother picked up the phone and said, "Hello?"It was the girl!!! She asked for the boy and the mother started to cry and said,

"You don't know? He passed away yesterday, "

The line was quiet except for the cries of the boy's mother.

Later in the day, the mother went into the boy's room because she wanted to remember him.

She thought she would start by looking at his clothes. So she opened the closet. She was face to face with piles and piles and piles of unopened CDs. She was surprised to find all those CDs and she picked one up and sat down on the bed and she started to open one.Inside, there was a CD and as she took it out of the wrapper, out fell a piece of paper.

The mother picked it up and started to read it.It said: Hi, I think you are really cute. Do you wanna go out with me? Love, JacelynThe mother opened another CD, Again there was a piece of paper. It said: Hi, I think you are really cute. Do you wanna go outwith me? Love, Jacelyn


The Moral of this message: Tell someone you love them, before it’s too late!

Copied from http://valentinetext..com/ without Permission o. hope d owner does not mind
Romance / Re: Happy Valentine's Day To All Nairalanders by watershed1: 5:59pm On Feb 12, 2009
@Poster,
Spot on,
Jobs/Vacancies / Personnel Officer Needed @ Kreatives_konsult by watershed1: 10:25am On Nov 29, 2008
Personnel Officer
Responsible to: Personnel/Admin Manager
Qualifications / Specifications
• 3 years personnel management experience and a bachelor's
degree/HND in personnel, or business administration, or a related
field.
• Excellent spoken and written English
• Demonstrated competence in the use of the Microsoft suite of
software products, including Microsoft Word, Excel, Access &
PowerPoint
Duties
• Advise staff on personnel policy matters.
• Prepare monthly staff headcount spreadsheets for locally
engaged staff including casual and relief staff.
• Maintain personnel files, attendance records,
calculate/check salaries, overtime claims and allowances, finalise
records and entitlements for departing staff, and ensure the
Organizational Staff Profile is updated weekly for staff changes,
including for casual and relief staff.
• Attend to matters concerning the locally engaged staff
medical scheme. Liaise with insurance providers in relation to scheme
claims, and other benefits. Arrange medical checks for newly appointed
locally engaged staff.
• Assist in the recruitment of locally engaged staff,
including casual and relief staff, and work experience
students/Interns. Brief new staff on their conditions of service and
entitlements and conduct induction briefings.
• Prepare and maintain passes for staff and issue letters as
required. Ensure pass instructions are provided to staff.
• Prepare Locally Engaged Staff contracts as required.
• Maintain performance records. Produce statistical
information on Quarterly performance management for use in reporting.
• Listening to grievances and implementing disciplinary procedures
• Studies departmental manpower needs and prepares reports including
recommendations;
• Demonstrates continuous effort to improve operations,
decrease turnaround times, streamline work processes, and work
cooperatively and jointly to provide quality seamless customer
service.

Please all applications must indicate the position of Personnel
Officer as subject of the mail and sent to
kreatives_konsult04@yahoo.co.uk.
site: http://reduc.tion.tk/mov
Jobs/Vacancies / Sunrose Consulting Vacancies by watershed1: 1:43pm On Nov 20, 2008
Our wide range of consulting services and customised training programs will enhance your ability to realise your vision.
Below are the List of Vacancies

Financial Accountant
Civil Engineers (Construction - Lagos / Calabar)
Quantity Surveyors (Construction - Lagos/Calabar)
Surveyor (Construction - Lagos)
Technical Office Engineer (Constr-Lagos / Calabar)
Mechanical Engineer (Construction - Calabar)
Site Supervisors (Telecommunications - Lagos)
Architects
General Manager (Human Resources
Heads of Branches
Head, Business Development
Legal Officer
CEO - Microfinance
Maintenance Engineer (Oil & Gas)
Underwater Engineer (Oil & Gas)
Senior Architect Production Engineer (Oil & Gas)
Training Manager
Chemical Engineer (Sales)
Receptionist
Chef
Assistant Hotel Manager
Hotel Manager
Drilling Engineer
Finishing Supervisor
Stockbroker
Accountant
Quantity Surveyor Projecct Architect
Liquid / Solid Line Operators
Production Supervisors
Electrical Electronics Engineering Supervisor
Mechanical Engineering Supervisor

see http://go2.u6e.de/earcom for details and to apply.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Interview Question:what Are Your Greatest Strengths?--answers? by watershed1: 7:18am On Nov 19, 2008
nice piece!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ericsson BSS GTAC Engineer by watershed1: 1:35pm On Nov 18, 2008
Thanks Man,
Can Nigerians apply for this job?
which one be "fluency in Arabic" again?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sales & Ticketing; Reservations At Kenya Airways by watershed1: 8:03am On Nov 18, 2008
Thanks bro,
Jobs/Vacancies / Ericsson Jobs And Career Opportunities In Nigeria by watershed1: 5:31pm On Oct 19, 2008
Ericsson Jobs and Career opportunities in Nigeria
Ericsson a leader in the international telecommunications industry requires the services of dynamic, first class professionals to fill vacant positions in its Customer Solutions Department. The positions are permanent and are based in Lagos, Nigeria.
Requirements are as follows:

Position 1:
RAN Product / Solutions Manager
Position 2:
Core Network Product / Solutions Manager

Position 3:
Assistant-Technical Manager (Core Networks)

Method of ApplicationPlease send your Curriculum Vitae to lmn.human.resource@ericsson.com in the main body of the e-mail (NO ATTACHMENTS PLEASE) on or before Tuesday, the 14th of October 2008, indicating clearly your position of interest in the 'subject-field' of the e-mail.
To read more click here http://naijatelecomjobs..com/
Jobs/Vacancies / Account Officer @prolynxconsultancy by watershed1: 9:42am On Oct 01, 2008
Duties & Responsibilities -

Account Officer Petty Cash Administration i.e checking & evaluation of impress and vouchersPreparation of other specified accounting reports and analysisKeeping of debtors/creditors ledgerReceipt of cash, issuing of receipts and lodgment of cash takings into the bankKeeping of cash bookBank reconciliation (with cash book)Maintenance of company asset registerAdditional office management duties

Minimum Requirements:

Minimum of OND in Accounting or a Business related field Prior accounting experience; Proficiency with Microsoft Office (Word, Excel, Outlook and PowerPoint); Experience using Peachtree a plus Can do attitude and strong initiative HOW TO APPLY

Forward Cv to
bunmi@prolynxconsultancyltd.com
http://www.naijajobgallery..com/
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Procurement Manager Jobs (gpn001 ) by watershed1: 9:16am On Sep 30, 2008
Thanks bro
Jobs/Vacancies / Trainners Wanted At Ttc Mobile by watershed1: 12:45pm On Sep 26, 2008
TTC Mobile is a leading telecoms training and recruitment company focused on provision of skilled manpower for the booming telecoms industry in Nigeria. As a result of expansion, we require seasoned professionals to join our team. And in order to attract and retain the best hands our company offers a lot of opportunities for staff development. These include sponsored training abroad, car loan/bonuses, attractive salaries/welfare packages, pension plan etc


JOB REQUIREMENT
************************************
A degree in any of the social sciences or humanities will do. We will be willing to train green horns with good potentials, but preference will be given to persons who have undergone our training.

HOW TO APPLY
************************************
See the site below
http://reducedurl.com/cvrzeygz
Jobs/Vacancies / Sales Representatives Needed @ Manufacturing Company by watershed1: 12:33pm On Sep 26, 2008
We are a well established manufacturing and marketing company of quality household and industrial chemical products with strong multinational support. In our stride to grow and strengthen business service delivery, we require talented and self-driven people in our sales team in the above positions

Reporting to the sales manager
Achieve company sales by value and volume in assigned territories
Manage the distribution chain
Manage designated customers

JOB REQUIREMENT
Posses a good bachelor?s degree in the physical or social sciences from a reputable higher institution, Possess current professional driver?s license, Eligible age of 25-30 years, possess a minimum of 3 years sales experience in FMCG, Strong oral and written communication skill, Good numeric skills, Must be achievers and willing to work in any part of Nigeria, Good computer skills in major applications.

HOW TO APPLY
Interested and suitably candidates should send their handwritten applications together with their CVs within 2 weeks from date of advert to
The Human Resources Director,
PMB 21771, Ikeja
Lagos.

More Jobs Here
Jobs/Vacancies / Global Mobility Solutions Provider Needs Management Trainees Now by watershed1: 1:42pm On Sep 20, 2008
JOB DESCRIPTION
************************************
We are a global Mobility Solutions Provider whose services cover car rental, leasing, fleet management,, limousine service, and holiday packages invites suitably candidates to join the Service Teams in Lagos, Abuja and Calabar.


JOB REQUIREMENT
************************************
Male or Female between 24-35 years old, Minimum of second class upper Hon. from a reputable University, Numerate analytical, organized, adaptable, detailed, resourceful and self-driven, Excellent communication, interpersonal and computer skills

HOW TO APPLY
************************************
Individuals/ applicants should send type written applications and CV by e-mail to promobilitycareers@gmail.com .

Not later than 26th September 2008. Applications should indicate position applied for and daytime phone numbers and email.
or click below for more
http://fexr.com/cymy
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Cheap Laptops For Your Ownership , Why Pay More ? by watershed1: 9:35am On Sep 17, 2008
Jobs/Vacancies / Fidson Healthcare Plc Jobs by watershed1: 4:25pm On Sep 09, 2008
A) TECHNICAL OFFICER:

A good first degree in either Engineering Physics or Physics with Electronic possessing a maximum of two years post graduation experience.

Responsibilities:
The successful candidate would be responsible for the operations of very specialized equipment.


B) HUMAN RESOURCES OFFICER:

A good first degree in any social sciences, humanities or personnel management with an on the job experience of between two and four years.
The candidates must be registered members of Chartered Institute of Personnel Management.
Responsibilities:
The successful candidates would assist the Head of Human Resources in all human resource issues in the company.
Age: Not more than 35 years for both positions.



METHOD OF APPLICATION:

Interested and qualified candidates should send in their applications either electronically or handwritten applications with their curriculum vitae By September 18, 2008 to:

FIDSON


Deadline: Sept 18


Closing date: 18 September 2008.

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