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I CAN SEE THAT U ARE N UR PERIOD, DONT WORRY! NO BODY IS GOING TO BAN U ***** WE UNDERSTAND****

kramer: Biko..What diamondz?

diamonds from sierra lone

ARGO: the movie is the real deal, should me why iran is pissed with america (argo 4k urself)

He has been caught, so sad , our own tony montana

Black magic! Any day any time

Abeg make dem park well,artist like majeek fasheek, hank anouko,.... When there own drug use dey very obvious still dey alive na innocent goldie them dey talk about.... I hope the family and the management of goldie sue this heartless news vendors.

Good morning ! Has she woken up

She looks like a mature witch

TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN KESHI AND ASO ROCK! Aso rock: congratulation ur boys made us proud! Keshi: thank u sir, ur excellency! Aso rock: when are u guys coming home ? Keshi: tomorrow sir! Aso rock: have u confirmed the cup is real gold?....becos I don't trust CAF at times, they may hide the real gold and give u a steel coated with gold. Keshi: we have done that sir... Even one of the players broke one part of it and just confirmed that he sold it this morning at south african gold mine..its original gold sir! Aso rock: whaaaaaaat! What about the 1.5 million dollars that CAF gave u guys ? Keshi: its with me! Aso rock: I hope it is complete? Keshi: I didn't count it. Aso rock: keshi please don't disapoint me, how on earth would someone give u 1.5 million dollars and u didn't count it in his presence ..... ARE U A LEANER?

Yobo leave the cup now

GeJ79: BUSH GIRL.....NO BIKINI N U DEY FORM SAY U DEY BEACH....U NO WANT MAKE WE SEE UR KROKRO YASH.

NEXT TIME WEAR BIKINI AT THE BEACH SINCE U WAN FORM CELEB FOR NAIJA.....ARE YOU A LEARNER?

ASK RIHANA

bad mouth

tomakint: Many men are never taught how to talk to women. Because of this many guys go through life without the ability to attract a woman. Here are 15 tips to help make sure you aren't making mistakes with the women you’d like to attract:

1. You should talk about “emotional” topics like childhood memories, future ambitions, or her passions. These conversation topics will open up her emotional floodgates.

2. Women want a guy who is not afraid to lead her. While talking to a woman take control of the conversation. Never wait for her to dictate what you’ll be talking about.

3. Pay attention to the non verbal cues a woman is giving you. If you’re standing too close to her, accidentally spitting when you talk, or making her feel uncomfortable in any way… she will send you hints. Pay attention to them.

4. Remember this motto “Fun not Funny.” Women are attracted to men who allow them to have fun. Don’t concentrate on having the funniest jokes. Concentrate on showing them the most excitement and enjoyment.

5. Tease women. One of the easiest ways to take a conversation to a fun and flirty level is to begin to tease women. Think back to your time on the playground. In the world of dating… what worked on the playground is effective all over again.

6. Get intimate with her. Women are turned on by men who are not afraid to take a conversation to a personal, intimate level.

7. Use things like “cold reads” to turn women on. Women love to hear opinions about themselves. Tell her what you observe about her.

8. Avoid complimenting a woman too much. Women are turned off by men who come across as “needy.” If you are complimenting a woman too much she will think you’re trying to impress her. Which will have the opposite effect.

9. If you want to know how to talk to women in a way that doesn’t bore them… Avoid asking too many “interview” style questions. Instead state your opinion about things.

10. Remember: Statements over questions. Instead of saying “where did you grow up?” Say “You don’t look like you grew up around here.” This allows you to make observations about her and express your personality.

11. Don’t hide your identity. Don’t be afraid to talk about whatever you’re passionate about.

12. Never compliment her on her eyes, looks, or body.

13. Say something that lets her know that you view her in a “sexual” way. If you don’t, you run the risk of winding up in the “friend zone”.

14. Use conversation “games” to keep the mood fun and flirtatious. Games can be anything like “truth or dare” or to less extreme games like the “5 questions game”.

15. Don’t give away your hand so fast. Women like men who are a challenge. If you want to keep a woman’s interest she has to feel like she is slowly winning you over. If she thinks you’re too easy… she’ll lose interest.

N.B: The best way to think about how to talk to women is to think about what kind of fun, playful, and sexual conversation you would most enjoy. Talking to a woman doesn’t have to be difficult. You just need to be aware of what they are turned on by and what turns them off. Follow the list above and you’ll do just fine.

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link-www.malaysiantimes.com-meaning-all these point only work for malaysian woman. www. 9jatimes.com- meaning- all these point only work for nigerian women when u have enough money to blow her off her fit.

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ItsModella: Are you f*cking kidding me?

For a moment, I was starting to think it was true.

U GOT PUNK'D

Rihanna died yesterday around 7.15pm.according to a reliable source,she was said to die after an unsuccessful operation that was performed on her recently. her burial to be fixed during the weekend. Rihanna okechukwu onwujindo is a woman of 90 yrs frm ahiazu mbaise OLG imo state nigeria.

Rihanna died yesterday around 7.15pm.according to a reliable source,she was said to die after an unsuccessful operation that was performed on her recently. her burial to be fixed during the weekend. Rihanna okechukwu onwujindo is a woman of 90 yrs frm ahiazu mbaise OLG imo state nigeria. May gentle soul rest in peace

All Chelsea suppoters,players and coach will be wishing that TORRES was an african and MOSES was an english player, so that the blond lady (torres) will go to the nations cup and the real man (moses) will be available to support dembaba.

PANT DICTATOR the ability to knw the colour of the pant,a female counterpart is wearing and dicktating what is going down in the female sensitive religion.

Breaking bad.. The best series ever

As a MATA of fact, Chelsea deserve an OSCAR award for cursing HAZARD to astonvilla !

WHO THE HELL IS BRIGHT DIKE OF PORTLAND TIMBER

WHO IS THAT IDIOT THAT ENCOURAGE ME TO LISTEN TO THIS POO

Is this the end ?

Is this the end?

Which kind question be dis. As far as u are a youth and u have not put a ring on it , my brother u are single and as 4 the ladies they always in a relationship.

ijebabe: Now you guys are succeeding in making me impatient to see the movie. As you can see i started this thread months ago. Sigh!

ehya, I knw the feeling, don't worry next year is just around the corner.

Briareos: Unfortunately, it is not Chris Nolan that is directing it. He is just one of the producers. Zack Snyder is not bad, though. But I wish it is Nolan handling the movie. He basically rejuvenated the Batman franchise. If he can turn just a bat-man into such a marvelous movie as we saw in TDKR, just imagine what he'd be able to do with the Boss himself, Superman.

mind u zack snyder has proven himself as a creative director,look at what he did with a low budgeted 300 ,he turned 300 into what every good adventure fan has been expecting to see in the big screen. zack snyder + chris nolan =the badest superman ever.