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Lol, if biggie evict my real pepper tomorrow, am done with big brother. What is the show without mercyfire

iamJ:
so thats the kind of thing that he can think of to make her calm

Wat else can he say..?.. Do u even know hw to calm a lady down? . Ike just said he used reverse psychology on Mercy...

Seyi and tacha .. Hope u guys dey tink wat am tinking

iamJ:
ike just said that he will beat up innocent khafy and ure hailing him


ure very disgusting

He cant, and he was only saying that to make mercy calm down

Blackhawk01:
Is Diane drunk?

yes

Diana is drunk. Lol who gave her drink

TheFacelessMan:


In case you missed the story.....



As an undercover officer in the Nigerian Police, i was caught up in a robbery at the neighbourhood grocery store at Umuahia

After buying St Moritz cigarettes, I was window-shopping - things my 75000 naira salary couldn't buy

I was at the aisle farthest from the entrance when i heard " Make una drop am!!!, biko, biko!!!"

[img]https://media1./images/20f243e697a63f526fc9a81600daed50/tenor.gif?itemid=4885182[/img]

1st lesson of Police training school - assess your surroundings.

I quickly checked the CCTV cameras and i saw 3 fierce looking boys up to no good.


1 was guarding the entrance, 1 robbing customers and the last 1 was stationed on the girl at the counter. Division of labour at its best.


Back to my story, where was I?


I silently said my last prayers under my breath unlike the those screaming "Amadioha, Jesus and Allah" at the top of their lungs.

I drew my service pistol silently and inched forward slowly in combat stance, sweating furiously even under the A.C.

BANG! I plugged the Mr. Customer Service. His blood splashed on one fat Deeper Life looking woman.


" BLOOOOOOODDDDD OFFFFFFF JESSSSSSUSSSS !!!!!!!" She screamed. How she knew his name, i know not


The gunshots were loud and deafening.

Mr. Doorman was trying to run away, fumbling with the lock. I shot him in the back.

Lesson Number 2 : Use maximum deadly force if belligerents are armed. 2 down out of 3.

I turned to face the last one at the counter.

All i saw was the frightened face of the cashier


Lesson Number 3 : How could i forget ? DON'T BE OUTFLANKED. DON'T BE OUTFLANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Several things happened in the next 5 nerve-wracking seconds......



I looked at the girl's face.... her eyes went behind me AND..........



I looked at the CCTV AND...................................................



My eyes saw a running movement in the cameras AND................


I heard movement behind me


A split second before my eyes + brain + feet + ears combined as ONE!!!!!

https://31.media.tumblr.com/715b9dcb7ae640885b2c0779421c8d43/tumblr_n27d8w1j4p1sr1lf3o1_500.gif

I was already diving when i felt the impact on my back, the force propelled me against the shelf full of cornflakes.


I was coughing up blood, my knees bent..... gun lost in the dive when he walked up to me


He cocked the sawned off shot -gun to dispatch me to my Maker


Lesson Number 99 : ALWAYS keep a side chick

I had a side piece in my ankle holster.... I pulled it and shot him in his right eye.

Maybe i eventually met my Maker, but he definitely did so before me

The End.

What is the title of this movie bro.. I will love to see the movie

TheFacelessMan:


In case you missed the story.....



As an undercover officer in the Nigerian Police, i was caught up in a robbery at the neighbourhood grocery store at Umuahia

After buying St Moritz cigarettes, I was window-shopping - things my 75000 naira salary couldn't buy

I was at the aisle farthest from the entrance when i heard " Make una drop am!!!, biko, biko!!!"

[img]https://media1./images/20f243e697a63f526fc9a81600daed50/tenor.gif?itemid=4885182[/img]

1st lesson of Police training school - assess your surroundings.

I quickly checked the CCTV cameras and i saw 3 fierce looking boys up to no good.


1 was guarding the entrance, 1 robbing customers and the last 1 was stationed on the girl at the counter. Division of labour at its best.


Back to my story, where was I?


I silently said my last prayers under my breath unlike the those screaming "Amadioha, Jesus and Allah" at the top of their lungs.

I drew my service pistol silently and inched forward slowly in combat stance, sweating furiously even under the A.C.

BANG! I plugged the Mr. Customer Service. His blood splashed on one fat Deeper Life looking woman.


" BLOOOOOOODDDDD OFFFFFFF JESSSSSSUSSSS !!!!!!!" She screamed. How she knew his name, i know not


The gunshots were loud and deafening.

Mr. Doorman was trying to run away, fumbling with the lock. I shot him in the back.

Lesson Number 2 : Use maximum deadly force if belligerents are armed. 2 down out of 3.

I turned to face the last one at the counter.

All i saw was the frightened face of the cashier


Lesson Number 3 : How could i forget ? DON'T BE OUTFLANKED. DON'T BE OUTFLANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Several things happened in the next 5 nerve-wracking seconds......



I looked at the girl's face.... her eyes went behind me AND..........



I looked at the CCTV AND...................................................



My eyes saw a running movement in the cameras AND................


I heard movement behind me


A split second before my eyes + brain + feet + ears combined as ONE!!!!!

https://31.media.tumblr.com/715b9dcb7ae640885b2c0779421c8d43/tumblr_n27d8w1j4p1sr1lf3o1_500.gif

I was already diving when i felt the impact on my back, the force propelled me against the shelf full of cornflakes.


I was coughing up blood, my knees bent..... gun lost in the dive when he walked up to me


He cocked the sawned off shot -gun to dispatch me to my Maker


Lesson Number 99 : ALWAYS keep a side chick

I had a side piece in my ankle holster.... I pulled it and shot him in his right eye.

Maybe i eventually met my Maker, but he definitely did so before me

The End.

What is the title of this movie bro.. I will love to see the movie

Jen92:
I just learnt milk n egg from him sef.

I have to try this in the morning for breakfast

fF01:
That guy is weird like that. I even heard he's gay.

I thought as much because the way he do behave sometimes...

Pls help me ask Nelson what is plam wine rice... This dude feel add sugar to soup and use Pepsi drink garri

This Nelson is sumtin else..

MizzD:
I’ve seen him mix Pepsi and ketchup. He can’t surprise me anymore

U don't mean it wen was that

Guys pls wat is Nelson cooking.. Mixing Maggi with milk

Offpoint:
Let me add mine... it'll blow your mind


Do you know if you turn your android phone upside-down and say this words "Hello word, Hello world, Hello world my informations"

You'll be amaze to see your phone displaying the first ever photos, numbers that were taken with your phone.

2nd trick... Type "google 267_TXf67cb" and see what you'll never believe exist.

U can lie for Africa

Temi231:
Hahahahahahahaha Fraud is a fool... I Don laff tire

indeed I don laff tire here

Mercy wat the hell is this.... This CNt b Ike Lol

This CNt be Jacky.. Wat u tinkin mike

Biritiko:
This statement further confirms how low your self esteem is

Mr low self esteem with depression.. I am back.. Hope having me banned make u more richer or add more garri to ya water....

skywalker240:
God bless you for this.

Uwc bro

Not attractive

Biritiko:
So, you expected me to insult you back?
No , man !
No!
Nairaland has rules

U don't insult but you can call a man old enough to b ur father low self esteem?....

Biritiko:
Mynd44 Lalasticlala OAM4J Dominique justwise
Rule 2 violated
Please do the needful

Are u for real? U need prayers

Fake life everywere.. Y she no buy new clothes carry go bbn

Mckandre:
To be honest,if this is the actual design then its f*cking hideous, they messed up with the camera/flash alignment. They should consult chinese OEMs to give em proper headsup on how things re done.

U are right bro.. They really messe up . That design is too poor

Iphone don Bleep up... Team Samsung s10+

wanger50:
almost immediately

Okay bro tanks

wanger50:
That's a naked lie.I'm a kwikcash frequent. I have always borrowed and payed back. The worst thing that can happen to u is attempting to default on their loans

after taking a loan and pay back in full after 16 days with all the late due, how soon can dey borrowe another money

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