₦airaland Forum

safarigirl:
Please, wayodude can you assist me with the code for the Nairaland FPL group?

wayodude:
Go to join private leagues and enter this code
n5901p

Eartquake1:
Having a price would make it from being fun to being really fun

It doesn't have to be bid, #1000 is enough

Eartquake1:
Hey man you need to set up a price for the winner to make it more interesting

Icon79:
wayodude, how do I join? I have created a team but I can't find my team on your list.

Please advise.


O pari

NwaAmaikpe:




This brings back lots of nostalgia.

On July 12th, 1993... I and two friends were by one shop at Asata Chemist in Enugu waiting out the rain when one metallic blue Mercedes Benz 500Sel drove past splashing water on us.

Out of anger, we hurled the vilest of abuses at the driver then all of a sudden the car stopped.
We felt he must have heard a few of our profanities and wanted to challenge us. So we were expecting the worst.

And we really saw it.

The car's front door opened and a pretty damsel stepped out... instantly, the rain had drenched her blouse making her cantilered cone brezz all visible and it's nippies grow turgid from the cold.
All she could do was laugh and mutter some incomprehensible words.

Almost immediately, the car sped off leaving us with this lady who was entertaining the very fibres of our male membrane and sending libido down our spines.

We left the shed we were under and walked up to her, more because we wanted an upclose appraisal of her anatomy than because we wanted to be of assistance to her.

She kept repeating the words..."my name is Ekwutosi Virginia Otu" till it became obvious to us that the woman who was the cause of our bulged zip was mad.

We watched in unalloyed excitement as she shed her body of her damp clothing.
She had been used for money rituals.

Sometime last two years while in Enugu driving through the streets of Nanka in search of an easy lay, I saw Ekwutosi Virginia Otu.
I recognized that dirty wrinkled face with brown teeth right away.
She was slimmer but her hip was fuller than I remembered it.
I learnt she's had 6 children.
She was still mad.
She still had that smile on her face.

I had one on mine too.
When I realized that I was there when she became mad.
Whether I still got a lay, is a story for another day.

Gerrard59:
Mind blogging figures.

I'm happy for them and these are the richest companies in the future with owners being billionaires or at worst multimillionaires. When I read the funds poured into them, I can only think of the sector I invested. But then, I only invest in what I understand and unfortunately I don't understand the tech industry enough to be an investor.

Nonetheless, kudos to them.

safarigirl:
Hoe exactly am I to type the code?

I typed in 59-01 and got invalid code

safarigirl:
doesn't seem to be working for me

jihday:
you should understand that these boys are under serious pressure from home, don't be surprised if he's the bread winner for over 10 people. That's why I don't blame these guys when they make 'money first' decisions

wayodude:
I have just gone ahead and set one up...


Hi

I'm playing Fantasy Premier League in a league called Nairalanders Battle Ground. Why not join me?

https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/523500/standings/c

The code to join this league is: n5901p

Enjoy the game!

Earthquake1:
What do you mean by the code?

wayodude:
I will set one up if there are enough people interested. It think it will be more fun if we have at least 7 people. Now its just both of us, so 5 more to go...any takers?

Earthquake1:
How do you join?

Earthquake1:
How do you see this beauty

BlueAir:
a lil problem. .u cant carry two passports because legally u can only be a Nigerian or British..so you do understand it's safer not to use the Nigeria passport again?

wayodude:
The attack is as good as there is on the continent. Firstly sure the attack is not made up of the Centre Forwards alone, right? No need to go into further detail on that point.

As for Osimhen and Onachu, these are strikers high on confidence following very successful seasons at club level. They lack international exposure BUT this may also work to their advantage! They offer the physicallity required when facing African defenders, the aerial threat severely lacking in the team in recent years AND most importantly they score goals!!

With these players mixed and deployed effectively with the underappreciated Ighalo, who in my view will make the squad of every team in the tournament and the likes of Musa, Iwobi, Simon and Chukwueze providing support we can be hopeful of some excitement to come.

We do not have a blunt attack, not even from a pessimistic view point. We are 3rd favourite to win the thing!

Joebie:
Our approach as Nigerians in football development has not been good enough. But the context here has to do with the passion and the focus our Government gives to football to the detriment of other sports for many years now. Add to that you have a population who is very passionate about football. And that Many kids are crazy about football growing up. Have we been scouting well, or doing the right thing when it comes to grassroots development? That’s another matter. But why make a big deal over a bronze medal finish? Look at our history in the AFCON. If we employ foreign coiners just to give us bronze at AFCON, it’s a stupid target. It’s something our Indigenous coaches can achieve easily. Getting to the semi final has been normal to us. Failing to qualify for two AFCONs was due to Adminiatrative issues, but many here are making it seem Rohr brought us from darkness into light and are celebrating like we are Ghanaians that just won the AFCON after so many years.

“Use your HQ”

Joebie:
Not qualifying for AFCON is abnormal for us. That’s not going to change our standards. We are Nigeria. A country of hundreds of million football fanatics. We should be the Brazil of Africa going by the money and interest we have put in the game for decades now. We must not lower our standards. Me, I’m not celebrating the bronze, all though anything short of a top 4 finish wold have been disappointing. I knew what Rohr could achieve with the talents at his disposal. He didn’t disappoint me, neither did he surprise me.

Naijamagician:
Hi please how did you go about getting your passport? I was given birth to in England 1995 is there any hope for me?

nairalanduseles:
Not true I just left Nigeria with my AU passport did not even tender my Nigerian passport .....why all this on Nl

Bellotelli:
Village people don gather am.

If you know, you know

andrew444:
Uzoho is better than akpeyi ,everybody knows that one ,and I will prefer uzoho to akpeyi even 90 percent of Nigerians

But as for this match ,nothing uzoho do ok ,how many clear chance Tunisia get ?

How many shot on target ?

Uzoho was not tested seriously