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Pataricatering:
you should have minded yours first . There are no prizes for how well.you can insult people - if you have nothing good to say its better to shut.up

Go and learn how to punctuate then we can continue from there.

ShaqFu:
Chai! What a lousy uneducated Google smart thief with no brain at all you are.

So you posted plural of what exactly, proofs of your stupidity? Lol.

I told you you're an idiot didn't I. I'm your master when it comes to the use of English but hey, no need to worry, I schooled your teacher, schooled your failed parents and now I'm schooling a nonentity Ike you.

You're chilling on your yacht right? Lmao. Low budget poverty beaten bastard. Instead of you to admit you're chilling in your face me I face you single room with mosquitoes and bedbugs as your company for the night, you're here deceiving yourself. I really wish I can pity you. If I ask you to post a picture of you on your yacht with your moniker written on a piece of paper and the time you'll start posting proofs of what and what.

Low budget individual with the morals of an alley cat. You're way too stupid for anyone to even take[/b] serious. One would have thought you'd have posted links refuting David Hundeyin's claim but no, you're posting pictures of [b]proofs your empty brain can't comprehend.

You're a jest and nobody in their right mind should take you, a low budget individual with single digit IQ serious. Look in the mirror, if you see anything that resembles you, then know that's the face of a failure.

It's not even a pleasure dealing with an Internet whelp like you. You're way too stupid and way too foolish. Bastard. Eat sh1t and die.

I tried so hard to comprehend your mad rants but couldn’t grasp a word.

I can’t help but feel sorry for your ass. Your mom must be regretting why she didn’t flush you out of her system when she had the chance.

Good in English indeed! Someone that can’t even use his punctuations properly is claiming a mastery of English.

And yeah, I posted the picture because a daft like you can only understand just 0.00001% when tutored with pictures.

Like I said, I am chilling on my yacht and using you as one of my characters in the book I am writing. So, bring it on.

At the bolded- Blunder …Is your name Ike?

Second bolded- Another blunder…. It should be, ‘to be taken seriously’.

Should I continue or you want to rent out your mom for ‘on the house banging’ in exchange for my silence?

Nkitara:
As if you minded yours. All this poor things on Nairaland eh

Poor like your deflated ego. Park and don’t mention me again.

ShaqFu:
Hehehe I like how I'm making you show your stupidity and lack of common comprehension. What did you write first, is it proof or proofs?

Hope you see how I'm exposing your mental depravity and lack of comprehension and common sense?

You're my b1tch and I'll mentally torture you to oblivion until your illiteracy stand out like the soiled rags you wear as clothes.

Welcome to my world of e-torture you mentally deficient newt. This is just the beginning Mr Akpabio bla bla bla. I'll make you eat your shriveled balls and heck, I won't even bother to give you water so you can choke on it.

Under fed illiterate with a smart phone. It's a shame your phone is ten times smarter than you, your father, your mother, your brothers and sisters and all your poverty stricken village people. Bastard!.

Damn! Why are you so dumb? You’re trying to save face after I corrected your sorry ass. ‘Proof’ or ‘proofs’ is correct and depends on how it is used. You think you’re smart but you’re nothing compared to me.

Let me remind your dead brain that you only memorized the word ‘prove’ and displayed your stupidity by saying it is the only correct word.

You wanna torment me? ha… ha…ha…. I am chilling on my yacht and writing a book about nut heads like you and the bandits terrorizing Nigeria.

What you’re doing is just furnishing me with the content I need to push on.

While you’re killing your self thinking you’re trolling, I am using you to make money. Bring it on and let’s see who gains in the end.

O-Olodo
L-Lack of Basic Knowledge
O-Olodo Super Max
D-Daft
O-Olodo Pro Max

That is who you are.

gazza07:
She's snapping those pics in world class countries, edifice,environments. She's rich,intelligent and pretty. As for you, ajegungle/bariga life never tire u? Living with your parents never tire you? At your age, 70yr old man o! eghu!!

Olodo, try to respect a 70-year-old man na…..

HRSweetness:
Seriously bro, you type like someone with misplaced anger issues. She is not the one that advised you to vote Buhari.. No offense please

Sorry to disappoint you, I never voted for Buhari. I supported my dad but you and other gullible Nigerians choose ‘change’. What you didn’t ask was the type of change he had to offer.

ShaqFu:
Who would hire a glorified illiterate as yourself for anything? You who don't even know how to use prove and proof is here talking sh1t that your empty brain can't understand.

I told you, you're a bastard and you just confirmed it. You regurgitating piece of sh1t. The bolded says it. You've been restlessly exposed like the celebrated low down dirty gutter dwelling illiterate you are.

Akpabio's possibility in the murder wasn't established. David peddled rumours bla bla bla, according to you rumours are fact or what? Since it wasn't established why state it here? You demented pig, bastard son of a dead thief.

Education took several light years back when a gutter bred twerp like you entered this world.

Even a motor pack tout won't hired a pig like you because, all you do is say what you don't know and what you can't prove. Whelp.

Discombobulated buffoon. You should take several steps back, when someone like me is showing you the error of your foolish ways. Internet twat_. Go fvck yourself!

Olodo, English is complex and you have just succeeded in displaying your stupidity on a public forum.

So, your brain dead dad didn’t teach you that you can use ‘proof’ as a noun, verb or adjective?

When I said you just like to use borrowed and memorized words, I knew exactly what I was saying.

Bandit, come and pay me to brush you up. Or I can receive a banging session from your whorish mom and sisters as payment.

fuckingAyaya:
shut up

Wawu

GonzalezAguero:
How does that affect you?did she hurt you?it's her life and business you should mind yours man..

I would, if only you learn to mind yours.

ShaqFu:
Wow. Imagine this dirt pile of devil worshipping garbage yapping about what he knows not. Mr. Akpabio could be responsible my ass. There's no need trying to even reason with you because it will be a waste of time, just like the time your father wasted on top your mother when they were trying to conceive the piece of shit that is you.

Obviously this loser can't seem to smell his own sh1t that's why he's so full of. I'm sure you feast on sh1t that's why everything about you reeks of sh1t and thus, you are sh1t.

Idiot talking about repeating the same thing when he's been doing the same. It's the same thing they say about idiots like you who are so full of themselves they might explode and fill the air with their miasma of foolishness. Befuddled whelp.



So Mr loser4all. How do you like it when your mountain of inanities and gross stupidity is displayed in front of you in 3D.

Chai! Have you taken today’s medication? Take your time and read through the gibberish you posted above and ask yourself whether you’re sane.

I feel for you though. Your write up proofs that not only are you a slow poke and demented, you’re also frustrated.

And you’re daft not to understand the word ‘could’ as used in the sentence. It means that Akpabio’s complicity in the murder wasn’t established.

Olodo, could is used to indicate a possibility and David said that ‘Akpabio could be responsible’.

You should hire me as your grammar tutor but I wouldn’t accept an offer from a raging and demented bandit.

ABANGWABOI:
Some violence are necessary.. and I am unapologetic about it...

No one has the Monopoly of madness nor violence.. the Op and em useless OLOSHO Feminist wannabe oshii Wife get luck say no be my type be em Brother.. Dem for dey where Dem dey set bones for Igbobi or Natl othopaedic for Enugu..

Nonsense..

Lol, okay. I also don’t joke with family but try to do it in a rational way.

Her new profession is snapping pictures up and down like a woman searching for a husband.

ABANGWABOI:
You just posted s truckload of rubbish..
I no blame the useless Wife.. na the Op family members wey no beat up both the useless Op and em stupid wife..
Dem no born any of my brothers wives to think of doing such to my mom even in their dreams.. cos I would disfigure both my brother involved together with his wife..

Wahala for woman wey go born Mumu Yes Boys like Op as sons. Na this Kain humiliation she go face..

And you expect Buhari to heed to our complaints if you can’t enlighten yourself.

You keep complaining about the activities of bandits when violence runs in your blood.

With someone with your kind of mentality, who needs an enemy?

ShaqFu:
And you type like a glorified illiterate. Come to think of it, you are an illiterate owing to the fact you don't even know what could mean and you're here mouthing off like a whore_ with a Dick in her mouth.

You're nothing but an online noise maker who share the same brain wave with a weasel.

So, before you even think abut dragging me, why don't you drag your wretched existence first and see how far it can go. I guess getting you to reason like a normal human being is as difficult as getting you to suck your own dick, you low budget wastrel.

At the bolded, impressive for someone who is supposedly good in English. Capitalizing the first word ‘dick’ in a sentence and not able to spell ‘about’ correctly shows how daft you are.

Back to the main gist, you must be demented and a slow poke to keep repeating the same thing over and over again like a 12-year-old kid. You sound like a bandit terrorizing the north because you share the same aggressive characteristics with them.

ABANGWABOI:
Same postpartum cannot make her pull a Knife on her own mom but only on her MIL ..
Not surprised that you are a female saying this, after all most of you have only a single digit IQ..

This kain comment makes me understand why many guys feels y'all in your gender have fish brain..
Infact, Mosdii come and see this confused thing saying rubbish..

Calm down and reason like a normal human being. Have you ever wondered why a mad man harasses some people but never do the same to others?

It is because of our demeanor and display of attitude. When my sis was ill and feeling frustrated, she was very calm with me. But with others, her aggression tripled.

She must be cool with the mom because she knows how to manage her, unlike the mother in law.

Tallesty1:
Selective postpartum depression abi? why is she not having issues with her own mother?



@OP I think say nah wife's mother dey first come omugwo ni?

Because her mother in law might have triggered it. Have you been with some people who are capable of making you run mad?

When my sibling was sick, I took care of her without issues. But with someone else, she began to act aggressively because of the way that person treated her.

I am not holding brief for his wife, but it must have been postpartum. And her mother in law didn’t manage it well.

ShaqFu:
Oh please shut up and do yourself the favour of knowing when to call it quits. You're a big fool!.

This is you who don't even know the meaning of could, telling me you want to do what exactly with your encyclopedia or what exactly? Your encyclopedia of gross stupidity and arrant foolishness is more like it, you demented imp.

You should get a life you inglorious bastard.

Damn! You bicker like a kid and a woman. I guess you must be 17 years or an adult with the brain of a teenager. I can’t believe I have been wasting my time talking with a nonentity.

As for calling it quits, I can drag your stupid ass on and offline. Be warned!

ShaqFu:
Lmao. Who said mgbeke is an English word? I'm sure you can see how more than foolish you sound when you say things your oxygen deprived brain can't decipher.

The words I use are there for you to check, but will you? Of course you won't, rather you'll instead engage in all form of assumption that makes you sound like a bleating goat about the be slaughtered for Christmas.

You're just too stupid and more than foolish to know anything. An everest of failure like you should take a knife and cut your wrist and free us from your inanities.

We4all? You should change your moniker to we4losers, which comprises your body, your mind, your soul and your giant stupidity.

Insults are meaningless to me so keep yapping like a bandit. Your attitude, aggression and teenage display of attitude is the reason I am against teenagers using the internet.

If I bombard you with my encyclopedia of vocabulary, can you withstand the heat?

Using memorized and borrowed words just to paint a picture of a learned kid is absurd and proofs that you’re just a frustrated Sesquipedalian. Get a life and get off my mention.

greggng:
Sometimes we make comment that can't stand test of time. Do you just call someone fraudster without any indictment by the court ? As far S I am concern the only thing I heard about mompha is that he was invited by efcc and till date we don't know the details of that invitation cos he was never charged to court . I disagree with you thT he is a fraudster until a court of justice say so

Great comment! Then Buhari is the best President Nigeria has ever had until a court says otherwise.

nairamaniac:
With all due respect. Be like say you no get sense@all.

Hope you realise kemi didn't use the word could when she reported the reason the Dowen Kid was killed.

She said "he was killed due to his freewill to be initiated".


And why attack the messengerl(David Hundeyin) rather than the message?

U really no get sence@all bro.



Please ishilove, beg lalasticlala to push this to front page.

Tell me how many people have openly debunked Kemi’s report with proven facts? David isn’t different from Kemi. Go and kill yourself.

ShaqFu:
And your foolishness can make a child go into anaphylactic shock.

I'm very sure you don't know 'mgbeke' is usually used to refer to a woman and I'm not a woman. See why I said you throw words around like a used piece of tissue paper used to wipe someone's ass.

Indeed, wonders shall never end when online douchebags like yourself won't stop bedeviling social media with your gargantuan stupidity.

You deserve a day in Hell for being a pent up low down dirty bastard. This is you who don't even know what could mean and it's uses telling me I'm what exactly? You're an impoverished imp.

Retard, Mbeke isn’t an English word and I can use it however I wish. Trying to use a grandiloquent style to throw shades like a deranged being makes you sound stupid.

I am positive you don’t even know the meaning of the words you use cos they sound like words straight outta a movie.

ShaqFu:
Of course this will be your response. The response befitting a human piece of trash with nothing good going on in their life.

You're just a low budget bastard with the IQ of a weasel that hasn't eaten anything good for days, that's why you're here plaguing us with your stupidity.

I'm sure you don't even know the meaning of could, would, should that's why you throw words around like a whore_ that hasn't seen a customer all day. Anuofia.

Your grammar can cause a child to develop leprosy. Mbeke feeling like a diction master. A dumb ass that can’t even make use of his punctuations properly trying to educate me on how to use ‘could’. Wonders shall never end!

motayoayinde:
WHEN CORNERED, THEY DENY CHRIST FASTER THAN PETER "THE APOSTLE".

WHAT A SHAME!

Yuck! Where in the post did you read that I denied Christ? Stop reading from right to left.

motayoayinde:
WHEN YOU TYPED YOUR CRAPPY SHIT YOU WEREN'T TALKING ABOUT RIGHT OR WRONG WERE YOU?

YOU MADE AN IMBECILIC CLAIM ABOUT MUSLIMS HAVING INNUMERABLE NUMBER OF GAYS.

I ONLY REMINDED YOU ABOUT HOW YOUR BROTHERS HAVE MADE ENTIRE NATIONS GAY REPUBLICS.

DON'T THROW STONES WHEN YOU LIVE IN A GLASS HOUSE!

Some of you read from right to left and don’t understand shit. I am not standing in for any religion and it is what it is. There are more Muslim gays than we can count. Deal with it and have peace.

ShaqFu:
My friend will you shut tha hell up and go take a hike. Who asked you to enlighten anybody.

Whenever people like you are shown that error of your ways, then you start engaging in cheap whataboutism and what not. You who don't even know what could mean want to enlighten who exactly?

May a thousand bee sting that useless thing you call a head.

Damn! You’re dumber than I thought. Read again why ‘could’ was used in the post and stop fooling yourself on a public forum.

egunna:
This Islam is your problem,guess what,it is here to stay.u can go kill urself.no matter how u try to twist d facts,it will keep growing.na una go tire.

Olodo. I don’t give a shit about religion, whether it’s Islam or Christianity.

Bigchristo:
You don’t have sense of reasoning

And you’re too dumb to grasp my arguments.

ShaqFu:
You should take a few steps back and give yourself a brain. What's my business with his unverified report? I'm talking about what he posted about Kemi. He backed it with proof and you're here telling me to go and read some of his unverified report.

Why don't you post some of those unverified report yourself. He said Akpabio could... I'm sure you don't know the meaning of that word.

And I thought I was trying to enlighten a sane person. Coconut heads everywhere I go.

egunna:
As per say I dey fear u or wetin?u no well.

As per say you should shut the Bleep up.

Sammerboi:
you can’t comment without attacking Islam you bastard. No mosque or imam in this world would ever blessed gay marriage. That’s why he said Islam forbid homosexuality.

You probably have a comprehension deficiency. I can’t dignify you with my precious response.

motayoayinde:
EVEN LAST WEEK, A DEEPLY CATHOLIC CHILE JUST LEGALIZED GAY UNION, JOINING MANY OTHER "CHRISTIAN COUNTRIES" THAT HAVE DONE SO.

SOME OF YOU JUST ENJOY BRINGING SHAME ON YOURSELVES.

Read again and ask yourself whether what you have written makes sense. So if a Chile Catholic Priest legalized gay union, does that make it right? Ode….

ShaqFu:
If you say Kemi is not different from David then you should furnish us with evidence to back up your claim.

David brought evidence to back up his claim. Perhaps you should do the same other than give your unverified opinion.

Please pack. Go and read most of his unverified reports and come back here to repeat your words.

Should I begin with the rumors he peddled that Akpabio could be responsible for the death of that young girl who was killed in Akwa-Ibom?

When the tables turned, he kept mute and never retracted his report.