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donbachi:
See stage na..no be dat shatta own,wey be like shrine for kumasi.

The thing fear me.

ModelLook:
Hmmm....

Yes, I will agric…….I will even agroc.

Gave her an SUV but cannot plaster the fence of the house. The flooring though. Kwontinue…….

I am waiting for @pocohantas to give her verdict. I trust her judgement.

She is trying so hard to paint a picture of a bad gal. Unfortunately, it doesn’t suit her. She should be careful because that man may wake up one day and put a bullet in her empty brain for cheating on him.

This is a confirmation that the problem is with the Ooni and not the women.

Beebah2000:
Here to read senseless comments like those ones up there.
We are talking about injection, they are involving gbola.
Chai!! Where them dey when God dey share sense??

Don’t mind them.

My love for Ladipoe’s ‘Feeling’ and Ayra Starr ‘Bloody Samaritan’ cannot be described. I was never a fan of Naija songs but they have started to grow on me.

This attention seeking lady has normalized gold digging. She acts like she is in competing with the world and flaunts her foolishness online.

candygist:
The CEO did not state how much he pays him. The salary fit no pass 25k per month and him no go pay till like 10th of the new month.

Na wao for you? Which 25K? It’s 10K. I know the place.

Bossvic2019:
But seriously dem for hide the house na

Now the car don be Bleep up.

They were to hasty to post that they forgot to hide the house.

Tobidarker02:
Something about old people is they don't like leaving in luxurious home.
Like my grandmother there is nothing we haven't done to make her leave the village but she insist on staying there.
Do you think Toyin cannot afford a decent house for her mum?
Abeg leave these people

By the way e sure me say na Toyin buy that car

She doesn’t have to leave the village but they should have renovated the house.

ShaqFu:
Like I said, are you a psychologist for you to say I'm mad? Are you trained in the field of psychology for you to say I'm mad? Of course you're not, seeing the way you throw words around without knowing what they mean, it's safe to say your bastard father passed you around to your uncles and kinsmen for them to verbally, sexually, physically, emotionally, spiritually and mentally assault you, that's why you're a raving lunatic.

Disillusioned low budget dirty newt, chilling in his yacht of poverty in the Bahamas. If your loser of a father had thrown you off the roof of your building, you won't be here typing nonsense.

Bastard! I'm here to cause you pain, and I will not relent till you gain a small semblance of common sense your useless parents failed to give you.

I can see that you work overtime on Nairaland. Send your crypto address let me send you some real dole cos I got enough to spare.

ShaqFu:
Bla bla bla. Empty vessels make the loudest noise. All you've been doing is make noise, you loud mouthed individual. One would even think your wretched parents gave birth to you inside a market.

It's not my wish to meet an empty barrel of waste like you. God forbid. Like who in their right mind would even want to meet an impoverished fool like you.

Making noise and saying things your loser and bastard father can't even afford. Inside your yacht your left blokos. Foolish fool with the brain the size of peanut. What a lousy little liar you are. Fool.

You’re a certified mad man. I feel so sorry for you. You communicate like a kid who is trying so hard to be heard. How old are you again? 16 or 17?

Anyways, let me continue driving you crazy while I chill in the Bahamas on my yacht.

Nigga is depressed and seeking validation. Las, las, he may end up committing suicide.

ShaqFu:
You're still mouthing off you loud mouthed weasel. After the verbal assault I hauled on you, one would have thought you'll have sense. Destroy your mother's pussy_ for bringing you into this world before you think about destroying anything else, you inglorious dumb fvck.

Imagine the loser saying he's driving me crazy when he's the one who is crazy. He's the one who has been saying things he can't prove and things he doesn't even know about. Mr I'm still cruising on my yacht of poverty and wretchedness. Foolish fool.

You're a very foolish and stupid fellow. Mouthing off when you're poorer than a church rat and more miserable than a tout collecting owo load in the burning, hot afternoon son.

Bloody fool. Internet Arrow, loud mouthed bastard with the penis_ of a rat. Kill yourself and rid yourself from the foolish existence you exist in. Bastard!.

You will surely run mad cos I have a way of dealing with your likes.

I am sure you have never met someone like me who has succeeded in reducing you to a demented fool.

You must be hungry son and I almost feel bad for you. Come join me on my yacht and let me sodomize you. Maybe that will make you have 0.000000001% sense.

That little girl is childish. I guess she meant to write 8Million or 800K USD.

toujurs:
he doesn't need to spend millions, we have instagram and twitter, which is far better, continue encouraging him to fool himself on this platform.

Good, now you’re talking. A post on those platforms you mentioned can sit there for years with just a couple of views. Mark has made sure that if you don’t promote a post, no one sees it. It is what I know.

Nairaland is a more concentrated and native platform to start with, why then shouldn’t he use the platform if the whole essence is to reach out to the African audience?

And mind you, there are other smaller and obscured social media platforms that are not popular. Go there and see upcoming artists promoting themselves. Everything isn’t about Twitter and Instagram.

ShaqFu:
Yap Yap Yap, that's all a mentally backward newt like you always do. You're too much a bastard for any human to take serious.

Few lines my ass. You good for nothing b1tch ass motherfucker. Whatever happened to you cruising on your yacht of stupidity? You lying, thieving son of a mentally unstable b1tch.

I told you I'm your god, this is me punishing you for your sins of lying and claiming to live the life your wretched parents can't afford. B1tch ass lying scumbag. Beg for forgiveness, you delusional twerp born of a sodomize whore_.

Lol. I must surely drive you crazy. That is, if you are not already.

What’s your job again? Yahoo? Jobless? I am still cruising on my yacht and expecting a visit from your mom. I need to destroy that pussy.

toujurs:
He wants to promote himself, and his looking for a cheap promotion, No be juju be that , you guys will never seize to amaze me, if as an artist he doesn't where and how to promote his music. He has failured, he has failed if he thinks jumping from thread to thread will promote him.

Ask yourself whether what you have said makes sense? So, as an upcoming artist, he should go and start spending millions on promotions right?

Do you know how Wizkid and others started? Do you know how some American artists started? If you know how Nicki pushed to be heard, you won’t be talking trash.

Nairaland is a platform and there are music producers and other influencers here. So, there is nothing wrong if he is trying to be heard. Know this and have peace.

ShaqFu:
Are you qualified in the field of psychology for you to even use that leprosy infected fingers to type "I'm on the verge of going crazy". Of course you're not, you lousy good for nothing bastard, birth from the rear end of an over used whore_ whose pussy stink to high heaven and is infected with all manner of disease a simpleton like you can't pronounce.

I'm no match for you your unwashed smelling anus. With your lackadaisical way of throwing nonsense around the way your bastard father should have thrown you out the widow, one would even want to pity you, but no, you're far from it. You need to be taught a lesson, you simpleton of the highest order of wretchedness.

Impoverished self deluded whelp with the brain of a starving dweeb.

This is me telling you, you, your father, your mother and your bastard and useless siblings are all waste of space and they should be sacrifice on the alter of stupidity to appease your village gods.

Mr I'm cruising on my yacht. Cruise your way into oblivion so Charon can use its peddle and knock some semblance of sense unto that empty head of yours.

Bastard son of a dead thief. May lightening strike you down wherever you are. Fool.

Just four lines to drive home a point and you wrote a textbook. You’re going crazy and need your meds asap. You shouldn’t bother responding cos I don’t have the time to read your demented and crappy post.

toujurs:
Oga stop motivating that nuisance, his notice me is too much, he like clout, eye service. People with such personality hardly blow, its the bitter truth. How can someone that jumps from thread to thread be serious with his career.

Stop being a ‘bad belle’ please. Jumping from thread to thread is his own way of promoting himself. Do you want him to make music and hide it in a wardrobe? If he does, who will notice him?

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!


Zubby don tey ooo no be today o remembered a movie he did with Helen Paul and Mr ibu, in which Helen Paul like Mr ibu but Mr Ibu no send am Las Las na Zubby come snatch Helen Paul,these are just signs that if one stick to his dreams and keeps putting in the work, persons time will surely come, I started my music in 2014 and am still pushing, and still believing in myself

Las Las na all of us go chop positive breakfast

I like how you keep pushing and promoting yourself here. Why not drop links to your music so we can download and listen?

ShaqFu:
You countered what exactly? You must be mad, in short, you're madder than a cow suffering from mad cow disease. All you did was post a picture to support your already depleted ego and of course, the picture you posted further exposed you as a goat who knows absolutely nothing.

Here you are beating your chest like King Kong shot in Nollywood standard. You're not just a clown but a sorry excuse for a human being.

You can't see anything. Even if it's staring at you. I once told you getting you to reason like a normal human being is as difficult as getting you to suck your own dick. Demented son of a dead thief. Vermin of the highest order. Check the beginning of my schooling your lame ass and you can see for yourself, you low budget asswipe.

Hehehe. Didn't I say you're an illiterate. You've shown times without number just how depraved and foolish you are. Google is there for everyone to use and learn.

If you had used Google when I first corrected your lame ass, you won't be here trying to defend your more than useless shenanigans.

English is broad and complex your left balls, you down trodden whelp. You should have thought of that before you started correcting what your feeble, oxygen depraved brain can't understand.

You uncircumcised weasel with the ego of a low budget brothel whore_ who fvck 500 naira per round to survive this harsh economy.

Of course your chilling on your yacht of poverty and wretchedness. No sane person will join you. Even your foolish and useless parents won't join you because you've become the lying scoundrel you are, who would blame them.

It's a shame for them to look at you because you remind them of the failures they are. If only they agreed to use protection or if only your father had deposited the watery sperm that formed you inside the latrine, you won't be here causing yourself and your family the misery of a life time of shame.

A nincompoop like you should forever take several steps back when a god like me is talking. Foolish fool. Liar of the highest order of losers.

You’re on the verge of going crazy and I’m liking it. You ain’t no match for me and when I’m done with your dumb ass, you will understand it’s not everyone you should mess with.

Godmercy86:
but wait ooo, u sure say na u typed this sh**t

You don’t have to agree. It is what it is.

Investorozay:
lol
seems you have not seen fine women before
just one dept for Zenith bank HQ and you go know say your celebs ugly

wonder why people dey hype all these peeps sef

Ini is fine as a regular chick and as a celeb. She has the perfect nose and facial structure. She also has a great body and skin tone. Either you’re blind or just wanna talk.

jaxxy:
Who?

Are u blind?

ShaqFu:
I was expecting to see a picture of you inside your yacht but hey am I surprise? Nope I'm not. Instead I'm seeing arrant nonsense of you inside your reservoir of poverty and disease infested life, you loud mouthed loser.

Loser4all. The day your wastrel of a father raped your whore_ of a mother, is the day this world became a graveyard for a diseased, impoverished liar like you.

Poser, with the lies you tell, you make Lai Muhammed look like a small boy.

Imagine you telling me to match on while you cruise on your yacht, which yacht? You mean cruise in your Molue of lies, deceit, theft, backwardness and wretchedness.

Mr grasp means to have clear understanding of something https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/grasp that's the link that shames all your rantings and delusions, the link that expose you as the low budget illiterate with odd number single digit IQ.

I told you, you're a wretched good for nothing, poverty beaten, lying sleaze ball. Your only solace is to come online and constitute nuisance and talk about things your wastrel of father can't even dream about.

Demented piece of human thrash. You and your entire lineage are less than human. You're all products of experiment gone wrong. That's why you're poorer than a church rat and more wretched than someone who survive Somali civil war.

Mr grasp a word. May Baal and Beelzebub anally violate your father for failing to give you proper education. Scoundrel per excellence is who you are. Bastard son of a dead thief.

I am light years ahead of you. I have countered all of your grammar and wack vocabulary and you’re still trying to save face.

I can see that you have trained yourself on how to paragraph a post. Good one bandit!

Olodo now depends on google after throwing a shade. Do you think I have the time to click on that link so you and your yahoo colleagues can steal my details?

Grasp is to have a clear understanding of something. English is broad and complex and not every daft like you will ever understand.

I am still chilling on my yacht. Bring your momma to come join me and let me destroy her Pussy.

Ini is one of the prettiest celebrities in Africa. She is in the top ten and can give the average American female celebrity a run for her money.

ShaqFu:
How can you grasp A word when you've shown here countless times you share the same brain wave with an idiot. Loser, you make the animal idiot look like a genius. Yes, a word is something you can grasp. Anuofia.
actually your dad is the one regretting why he didn't empty the sperm that sired a good for nothing piece of sh1t like you inside the toilet. I'm sure inside there is where you'd feel at home with your nibblings, cockroaches, ants and rats.
from my antecedent on this platform and yours, poser, I'm your god. You're nothing but a good for nothing humanoid with a phone who have nothing to do. Have you posted the picture of you on your yacht, Mr good in English. May a thousand ants feed on your shriveled testicles, you demented loser.
chilling in your Haven of poverty and wretchedness right? Well I'm sure people who have been defeated by poverty often think they're living the life, not knowing they're worse off than souls sent to hell to be tormented.
blunder your ass. I'm sure the only word in your vocabulary is blunder. Like the blunder your bastard parents made when they brought you into this world of poverty and strife, right?

I once told you, I'm your god but you're way too stupid and ignorant to be my servant. So, my ignorant loud mouthed vermin, do yourself the favour of telling yourself lies only your wretched parents will believe. Mr I'm on my yacht when he can't even afford to buy himself a good working brain. Cursed be the day your bastard of a father deposited the sperm that formed the internet, lying, piece of street urchin that is you.

Post the picture of you on your yacht. If you don't, you're a bastard and your father and mother are bigger bastards for bringing you into this world.

The energy you used in writing this long demented rants can be converted into a money making venture. Of course not! You are too dumb to figure that out.

Jobless and frustrated bandit with nothing to hold on to. Currently, I am writing the chapter 3 of my book because of the content you handed over to me on the house.

So, match on negro while I continue to cruise on my yacht. By the way, you and your demented family members can join me.

That is, if you accept to hand over your mom and sisters for a group banging session. But you gotta ask them to disinfect their bacteria infested Pussy first cos I don’t wanna get infected.

Since you’re too dumb to figure it out, let me school you again. GRASP means to have a clear understanding of something and it doesn’t have to be a word. OLODO…..

And pls go back to school so they can teach you how to paragraph. It’s pathetic that you write like a toddler.

HRSweetness:
Two questions:

1. Who is your dad?
2. Why then are you so angry?

One answer:

Curiosity killed the cat.

Bigheart042:
My frustration and depression is too bad....

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