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The last two pictures got me laughing. Bobrisky is a comedian and shouldn't be taken seriously.

After collecting tax from them. Wawu!

Bobodee09:
I don't know how to operate the machine sprayer...I can only do the painting with brush.

Dude, google it and don't be a lazy bone.

Ringstonermasks:
some people see money as paper


I know a Minister's son of 26, that bought a house of 200 Million Naira in Abuja for gal of 18 that is as ugly as d devil herself.


I don't want to go into details...

You have said it all. Some mumu people see money as paper if they don't work hard for it or if they are into fraudulent activities.

What does the 26 year old do for a living aside being a minister's son?

How old is the kid?

Sleekfingers:
Nigerian ladies and fake everything......fake camel toes, fake butts , fake hips , fake eyelashes, fake eyebrows, fake nails , fake breasts , fake hair , fake height , fake virginity......


Too much wahala and inferiority complex

What do you expect when the men always show them fake love?

How is that his business?

Blitzking:
Starting cheating few months to my wedding when me and my wife had a fight.. then I met this gal never seen a gal like her she was very thick and wet older than my wife by 5years never seen a gal that wet in my life small touch she was already shivering and weak..it made me hard and I banged the hellaout of her since then I became an addict..I hope she doesn't find out

Continue bro, adultery is sweet until...

Zonefree:
There's nothing legendary about that useless advice.

A married man should endeavour to desist from adultery.

Na adultery dey sweet pass.

Ringstonermasks:
lol

glorified Okpo turned celebrity cook, what would you expect from her ?

Nd d food sef nor go sweet.


D lady is a professional okpo now. 5 million to 15million per night. She dey advertised her fake yanch on social media everyday to get more clients.

Even if i get trillion dollar, i will never order from her.

You should be more worried about the mumus that pay her this much.

I'm trying so hard to connect the face and those nails.

Ade1177:
With full respect sir

You should not buy it sir, ad might not be for you

Ad is for someone that will need it, 6 by 6 new mattress is expensive

Someone on here might need it

I don't have the space for it

Pls if not interested on any advert on nairaland, pls just keep your opinion to yourself rather than dropping bad words on another person's advert

I believe you are a good person and you'll understand

Mean no offense

Someone else interested can take it

OK. Someone will definitely buy it. I was just being mischievous.

Some personal belongings should never be sold whether you are relocating to Mars or Jupiter. Why would I buy a mattress that you have used to practice bedmatics? Mbanu...

yungchop:
Train her other kids? People like you and sense of entitlement.

Really? Since he insists on involving her uncles because tradition demands so, he shouldn't complain when the family starts demanding because that is expected of an African marriage. How is that a sense of entitlement?

Wawu! Peace be unto him. After all the looting...

Biznesworld:
No , all of them

Unbelievable! What is wrong with the world?

OP, you guys just like creating trouble for yourselves unnecessarily. Are you getting married to the girl or her uncle? Do you think aside pocketing the bride price that the uncle cares about the girl or her family?

The sister has clearly told you they don't want opportunist reaping from where they didn't so, but you still want to boss them around.

Honestly, the girl is stupid for wanting to get married to a guy who doesn't respect her mom. If she were my sister, she will get a resetting slap.

African men only remember tradition when it's convenient. If the same mother in-law tells you to train her other kids because tradition demands so, you will start grumbling.

Just forget about getting married because that marriage will not work out. Go and look for a traditional girl that you can control and let this lady be.

Asquare84:
Just flee from the marriage, it an indication that the mother is in control of her children and will manipulate her even after you married her. This is a red flag.

If a mother can't control her children, who should control them?

US and stealing of territories, but they hate it if yahoo boys steal from them.

donem:
You are supposed to adopt that kid as your Godson, very impressed to read of him telling his friends that you where the one who took him to hospital, that's a great recognition.

If that kid should find himself on a position to help you, he would most certainly do something remarkable.

Lol...You should see the way he is fond of me now, and I of him. Very cool kid.

She should not come back to tell us how she was gang raped by 10 men and forced to part with money for her freedom.

By the way it isn't just Lagos that is smelly. Nigerians are very dirty people and the environment sucks.

There are different categories of murderers. This guy is a psycho judging by the manner he killed the girl. Unfortunately, there are many people like him on this forum. It's sad that people no longer have conscience.

JobandVacancies...Ebenezer2021, be a good kid and don't become like this dude.

And here I was thinking she didn't want to get pregnant. By the way, maybe you suffer miscarriages because you snatched another woman's husband. At 26, you couldn't get yourself a brand new man.

OkukoIgbo:
I am still perplexed and confused as to how you nymphomaniacs and paedos get erection at the sight of under age girls, to me I feel you guys are cursed in your past lives, this life and in the next.

You better commit suicide before you are caught and disgraced, the stigma is unerasable. You won't even be safe in the prison.

I don't have the time to reason your matter now. You are still learning the ropes of trolling.

Jobandvacancies...Ebenezer2021...Come and steal a plate of food because I know you haven't eaten today.

Attention seekers. Business that will soon fold up.

Kobojunkie:
Imagine!!

Lol...Na lie?

OkukoIgbo:
Uncoded rapist spilling quotes.
Next time the thought of raping any one crosses your mind, I pray that you get burned alive in Jesus name Amen.

Defiling machine.

Lol...Oloriburuku serial rapist on the loose. Stop calling the name of Jesus or I will send angels to seal your mouth.

OkukoIgbo:
See them defiling machine them.
Why take the girl home in the first place, any responsible person should run away from anything that will attradt shame to their name but loafers like you will never know when death is calling.

I am experienced to know that most times, the loudest critics are the guilty ones. It won't be surprising to know that you could be a coded rapist pretending to be sanctimonious.

It depends on the kid sometimes. Any kid above six years who doesn't understand the concept of death is not so smart.

Times have change and kids these days should know better.

It wasn't stated that she was sexually assaulted though. What if he took her home for a folk tale?

Zonefree:
Hard to believe you have a compassionate soul. I used to think you're assistant devil.

I am, but only when it involve coconut heads like you.