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this is d first book of "sesom"moses in reverse 

omo this world don scatter if na true

now this is what i call a precise joke,good thinking bro.u try, crack my rib

girls generally like scammers because they are schemers

to sustain a marriage u must earn an unconditional trust from ur spouse.with this u can build an wealthy home.

emphatically yes,as humans ur gift will always make a way for u.u cant have gifts without money,dont let any one fool u,no body can be really happy without riches,love will definately get stronger if wealth is its bed

every relationship that u not built on trust is bound to collapse,wats wrong with having 100% trust 4 someone u are dating it goes a long way to strengthen the souls-grip both parties.trust not love is the principal thing for if u trust him,u will always love him unconditionally

ravenzord:
thank God at least some people think it's funny.

u are wicked,very wicked,how can u be spoiling peoples day like this with such dry joke.anyway u try,at least added on fool to nairaland.ode oshi

tope_teadr:
I had no idea this joke was remixed.

must u always be like this,can anything ever be appreciated by ur tick skull

top 3 best coaches in the world

Sir Alex Ferguson

Arsene Wenger

Filipe Scolari

present form world XI

Buffon-materazzi-terry-ferdinand-Gattuso-fabregas-kaka-c.ronaldo-messi-drogba-torres

3-5-2

filipe scolari

ayusman16:
why wont Siasia invite d lad He might just be the key to our Olympic qualifier.

He is 23 years already goin 24 and its called under 23, Olympics,that will in every way tarnish our image.

tommyex:
ManU does not have a good record of successful black players not to talk of nigerian players.
I may hurt someone if i say Fergie does not like africans,he aint patient with them at all.^{watch this space, The day EVRA starts to play badly,he is going back home}

I hope UCHE stays in the La liga,If barca shows interests then that will be cool,But i advice he plays in Getafe for 1 or 2 seasons,By then he may be a 'Hot Cake',by the way Getafe is in the UEFA cup.

man utd is know to play stylish football,think of all the Africans that have played for Man utd all along, none of them have the required skill to excel in their style of play.Adebayor is skillful,Kanu is as well as Eboue,think about Drogba then u compare all these with Djemba Djemba or Quinton Misfortune and u will understand where im driving at

Nice one man,keep it up.u are the best

Christ said to his apostles,"AN EVEN GREATER THING SHALL YOU DO",if doing greater thing than christ is a sin then i love such a sin and wish 2 be a part of it.

jerrymania:
i sometimes see it this way: God pronounced judgement on the earth,total anihilation, in the midst of the Arch-angels and his Angels. But Jesus came forth from the midst of the Angels to trade himself for us, because through him we were created. It deeply grieved God that he made a decree that whosoever believe in his Son been scarificed for our sake will have eternal life. guess i'm out of sight right?

The thief cometh for to steal,to kill and to destroy.But the son of man is come,to give l;ife so thatg u can have it more abundantly,this life is what the HEBREW call Zoe,its the very life of God

ituen:
A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for.

"Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad sex, I put an egg in the box".

Not bad, the husband thought to himself, after 35 years of marriage, then he asked, "But what about the $7,000?"

"Oh that", she replied, "every time I got a dozen I sold them."

thanxx man,u've really made my day with ur nice jokes.keep up the good work.

tope_teadr:
Buddah or what is your name *talking straight to jiddah's face* you are relatively slow in your mental state, and you're completely lacking. You are inadequate or short of memory or rather you lack intellectual acuity and you're in a state of mental numbness especially as resulting from shock without intelligence. To top it all, you are foolish, totally unsound and possessed by inordinate exicement or bizzare which makes you intensly enthusiastic 'bout or preoccupied with someone deranged and possibly dangerous.

hey i've seen mosta ur posts and its like u gotcha loud mouf,

u bout to face the ignominious of defeat
battlin a giant~miget u facin defeat (the feet)
to start ma alphabetical murder on these cats i don't need a cue/Q
the immutable fact is AHH has lost one of its crew
am the prez
u-all-must-suffer(al mustapha) plottin a coup
ya attach was weak so am throwin u behind ma bars~the truth is
ya hot shit is pissed//i'll leave u toothless// youngin we ruthless
i leave u layin liquid while siege 'll body u// doin autopsy on ya body be the time they'll study u
if heaven & earth be ya parents~ then am the hell u're facin
i leave right where u stand while ya heart b racin
like govt interest agreement ma word is bond// the only thing u got that pop is corn
Q u're good but that's for nuthin//u spit alotta gabbage maybe ya teeth is rotten
u a gay edit ya occupation to Mouth Action// still with ya moms~ u're the reason why TLC did no scrub

Im sorry i never intended 2 murder u(mother u) im a father.
choose d way u wanna die

hbrednic:
@wealthyman
what is the essence of marriage and love without affection?
i think you are more confused than miss confused.

Just find out what affection leads to, its infatuation,.
love is real,
i wonder what u know about Love cos love is no joke


Baby,please dontg sleep with him,let real love take control.

hbrednic:
miss confused
why not marry two husbands,
this your man thats takes good care of you (moneywise)
and another one to take care of your benji benji. talk of killing two birds with one bulala.
remember anything a man can do!

its some1's future u are jokin with,sick u!!!!!

kconfused:
Hello,

I need some advice. I met a wonderful man who treates me like a queen after dating a sleuth of losers. My problem is that I am not attracted to him at all. I like spending time with him but I am not at the point where I want to jump into bed with him. At my age I should be looking for everything that this man is offering- marriage, home and stability. So my question is, should I stay in hopes of developing feeling or walk away? HELP

marriage is all about love not affection,God never said u must Love b4 u get married but U MUST LOVE THE PERSON U ARE MARRIED TO.be wise,dont allow ur dislike for somthings about him,(HIS PHYSICALS)ruin true love 4 u.go 4 the right man and u will be happy all ur days.i wish u all d best

MoOdYLaDy:
Oh really and you think Faze can sign with all those screaming he does , plz stop faze is a talented but 2face is way better than him . if Faze is talented like you started why isn't he well recognized like 2face. the only good CD on his last album was "Letter to my brother" and that stupid song i find annoying called 'kolomental, gosh who listen to that crap ,the song is dedicated to mad people like his fans
The only thing fAZE fans could brag about his, him making good vidoes but who has time watching vidoes now a day

To me it's like comparing Joe with Keith Sweat, Joe is a very good singer but Keith sweat is well know and people will rather pay money to see him on concert rather than joe.

2FACE FOR LIFE

why are u contradicting yourself and who told u that letter 2 my brova is the best, go find out ur facts

Love is just a word,it takes a responsible mind to give it a meaning.
I wish u would listen to me

An eye for an eye leads to more blindness.
She has done u a great wrong but i believe most infidelity on the part of ladies are generally caused by the men.I dont know what ur story looks like but the truth is if u truly LOVE this woman whom u call ur wife from the dept of ur heart then u will forgive her and start life anew like it never happened,i know its going to be the hardest pill to swallow but u can do it.

If u kill in anger u bury for the sake of odour.Go and reconcile with ur wife,bury the matchet and hatchet and forge ahead,i tell u life will not only be sweeter but its goina be better.Dont allow hat ur mind says thats negative to affect ur decisions.

take charge and be the loving husband u have always been.

NOV 2nd,
whose ma buffday mate

why will a man date that very woman who is suppose 2 be his wife and at the end get married to the one who is suppose to be his girlfriend, some say its a twist of fate but u know what, i call it, in ability to c that which is b4 u, dont let false love fool u and dont let true love pass u by.

love is just a word it takes a true responsible human to give it a true meaning , true love

i dont know what 2 say!!!!


first ferguson is not on contract at manchester united.he is on rolling contract and can not be sacked rather the club sees he has achieved a lot to the extent that he has a fredom to say whenever he wants to go.

when asked who is his greatest coach of all time,Jose Mourinho said and i quote " sir Alex Fergusson and Sir bobby Robson".then he also said we have great coaachhes like filipe scolari and marcelo Lippi. Mourinho has some respect foor fergie

Finally,Chelsea is a great club now and we all acknoledge their feat inn the past 4yrs,they have risen from under performers to title winners but i tell u they are in no match with Man Utd,in reputation and style of play.the season has just began. i rest my case

im not arguing with anybody cos this is the whole truth.without been bias

@ ras!!!
u don kiss witch,that was the last time u ever saw her,
wahala, u better seek a spiritualist

a god woman is the dream of everyman.if u look inward u will find then.i only wish i will find that true woman soon. ,
a mother,a unique sister i never had,a true love, a praying wife, a virtuous woman,working in the proverb 31 principles and above all God fearing full with wisdom, where is she

i dont get it,why on earth would a guy be so pissed off by a lady been a virgin. what is wrong with a woman remaining whole and waiting for her right man 2 come perform the sacrifice
one thing i know for sure,she would command thee greatest respect from hr man if he finds out that hez the first to penetrate her.moreover,ppl like valhalla will readily get married for looks and beauty rather than character and virtue.hey youn man watch before u leap cos marriage is like OAU ile ife,beautiful things are said about it but the moment u enter , my brother na die.