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chibuzor05:
1. PROTECT YOUR SKIN FROM THE SUN
One of the most important ways to take care of your skin is to protect it from the sun. A lifetime of sun exposure can cause wrinkles, age spots and other skin problems, as well as increase the risk of skin cancer.
Use sunscreen: Use a broad-spectrum sunscreen with an SPF of at least 15. Apply sunscreen generously, and reapply every two hours or more often if you're swimming or perspiring.
Seek shade: Avoid the sun between 10 a.m. and 2 p.m., when the sun's rays are strongest.
Wear protective clothing: Cover your skin with tightly woven long-sleeved shirts, long pants and wide-brimmed hats. Also consider laundry additives, which give clothing an additional layer of ultraviolet protection for a certain number of washings, or special sun-protective clothing (which is specifically designed to block ultraviolet rays).

Bros, I do teach from morning till afternoon. How can a hustler like me avoid sun rays when I use bicycle to go to school and return with it. Man must survive oo

chibuzor05:
1. PROTECT YOUR SKIN FROM THE SUN
One of the most important ways to take care of your skin is to protect it from the sun. A lifetime of sun exposure can cause wrinkles, age spots and other skin problems, as well as increase the risk of skin cancer.
Use sunscreen: Use a broad-spectrum sunscreen with an SPF of at least 15. Apply sunscreen generously, and reapply every two hours or more often if you're swimming or perspiring.
Seek shade: Avoid the sun between 10 a.m. and 2 p.m., when the sun's rays are strongest.
Wear protective clothing: Cover your skin with tightly woven long-sleeved shirts, long pants and wide-brimmed hats. Also consider laundry additives, which give clothing an additional layer of ultraviolet protection for a certain number of washings, or special sun-protective clothing (which is specifically designed to block ultraviolet rays).

Bros, I do teach from morning till afternoon. How can a hustler like me avoid sun rays when I use bicycle to go to school and return with it. Make must survive oo

I would advice MTN To change its name and the operational structures already existing.

Mod, please help get this post to FP.

Tighten your seat belt.

Patrick J. Onoriode (Onos JP) specially invites you to his books launch.
[Date: 31st October, 2015]
[Venue: Effurun-Otor Town Hall] [Time: 12pm prompt, No Africa time]

The book is titled 'Oga Landlord' it's about Mr. Akpors and his tenant. Everyone, Yes! I mean everyone that has ever read the book said the book is very interesting. Let me drop just the first chapter so that you imagine what i'm saying.




CHAPTER ONE
The Landlord, Mr. Ukor opened the letter and
discovered it was from Akpors, his tenant. He read silently the
letter nicely written in Pidgin English.
''Dear Oga Landlord,
Abeg neva vex say i neva fit pay my rent for like
3 months now. Abeg, exercise small patience.''
Mr. Akpors
''Make I exercise patience wen i nor get patience?
Mtcheeew!'' Mr. Ukor mumbled and hissed.
He got angry but for the fact that Mr. Akpors had already written him a letter to plead for the delay in paying his rent, he
kept calm.


One Sunday afternoon, as Mr. Ukor, generally known by his tenants as 'Oga Landlord’ was entering his compound,
he heard a song being sang by Mr. Akpors in his room. He listened with all attentiveness to the lyrics of the song Mr. Akpors was singing:
''I don get alert na Godwin,
And I don pay my rent na Godwin
Anything I do na Godwin o, na Godwin oo, na Godwin ooo...''
As Mr. Akpors was still singing, Mr. Ukor left for his apartment opposite Mr. Akpors' room in the compound, with
the hope that Mr. Akpors would pay his rent soon.
''Six good days have passed and this yeye tenant that calls himself Akpors has not paid his rent, I taught I heard him
singing about recieving an alert, he even claimed to have paid
his rent. Hmmm, this man is playing with fire oooo, he thinks
he is the only one from Ughelli eeh? I will show him that I am
a typical Urhobo too'' Mr. Ukor murmured silently.
Few minutes from Mr. Ukor's soliloquy, he heard Akpors sweeping his frontage. Mr. Ukor quickly brought out some of his dirty clothes outside and pretended he had
planned to wash. He began to sing his own version of the song
Mr. Akpors sang few days back.

''Shey you say you don get alert na Godwin,
And you never pay your rent na Godwin,
But u dey claim say you don pay na Godwin,
Anything you do na Godwin o, na Godwin oo, na
Godwin ooo...''
as he was still singing, Akpors interrupted him by greeting
him:
''Migwo Oga Landlord''
''Vrendoooh, Akpors, how are you doing?'' Mr. Ukor
asked.
''Fine oooo, Oga Landlord, I am just managing ooo'', Mr. Akpors replied.
''Alright'' exclaimed Mr. Ukor.
In less than a minute, Mr. Ukor continued with his song.
''Abeg try and pay your rent na Godwin
And I don increase all the rents na Godwin,
And na one year I dey collect na Godwin,
Anything I do na Godwin o, na Godwin oo, na Godwin ooo...''
As he was still singing, Mr. Akpors quickly disappeared from the scene. He knew there was fire on the mountain and needed
not to be told that his landlord was not happy with the delay in paying his rent for some months now. (Go get your copy and discover more interesting events that took place.)

Patrick J. Onoriode (Onos JP) specially invites you to his books launch.
[Date: 31st October, 2015]
[Venue: Effurun-Otor Town Hall] [Time: 12pm prompt, No Africa time]

The book is titled 'Oga Landlord' it's about Mr. Akpors and his tenant. Everyone, Yes! I mean everyone that has ever read the book said the book is very interesting. Let me drop just the first chapter so that you imagine what i'm saying.




CHAPTER ONE
The Landlord, Mr. Ukor opened the letter and
discovered it was from Akpors, his tenant. He read silently the
letter nicely written in Pidgin English.
''Dear Oga Landlord,
Abeg neva vex say i neva fit pay my rent for like
3 months now. Abeg, exercise small patience.''
Mr. Akpors
''Make I exercise patience wen i nor get patience?
Mtcheeew!'' Mr. Ukor mumbled and hissed.
He got angry but for the fact that Mr. Akpors had already written him a letter to plead for the delay in paying his rent, he
kept calm.


One Sunday afternoon, as Mr. Ukor, generally known by his tenants as 'Oga Landlord’ was entering his compound,
he heard a song being sang by Mr. Akpors in his room. He listened with all attentiveness to the lyrics of the song Mr. Akpors was singing:
''I don get alert na Godwin,
And I don pay my rent na Godwin
Anything I do na Godwin o, na Godwin oo, na Godwin ooo...''
As Mr. Akpors was still singing, Mr. Ukor left for his apartment opposite Mr. Akpors' room in the compound, with
the hope that Mr. Akpors would pay his rent soon.
''Six good days have passed and this yeye tenant that calls himself Akpors has not paid his rent, I taught I heard him
singing about recieving an alert, he even claimed to have paid
his rent. Hmmm, this man is playing with fire oooo, he thinks
he is the only one from Ughelli eeh? I will show him that I am
a typical Urhobo too'' Mr. Ukor murmured silently.
Few minutes from Mr. Ukor's soliloquy, he heard Akpors sweeping his frontage. Mr. Ukor quickly brought out some of his dirty clothes outside and pretended he had
planned to wash. He began to sing his own version of the song
Mr. Akpors sang few days back.

''Shey you say you don get alert na Godwin,
And you never pay your rent na Godwin,
But u dey claim say you don pay na Godwin,
Anything you do na Godwin o, na Godwin oo, na
Godwin ooo...''
as he was still singing, Akpors interrupted him by greeting
him:
''Migwo Oga Landlord''
''Vrendoooh, Akpors, how are you doing?'' Mr. Ukor
asked.
''Fine oooo, Oga Landlord, I am just managing ooo'', Mr. Akpors replied.
''Alright'' exclaimed Mr. Ukor.
In less than a minute, Mr. Ukor continued with his song.
''Abeg try and pay your rent na Godwin
And I don increase all the rents na Godwin,
And na one year I dey collect na Godwin,
Anything I do na Godwin o, na Godwin oo, na Godwin ooo...''
As he was still singing, Mr. Akpors quickly disappeared from the scene. He knew there was fire on the mountain and needed
not to be told that his landlord was not happy with the delay in paying his rent for some months now. (Go get your copy and discover more interesting events that took place.)

He was the President of Government College Ughelli Old Boys Association. He was a grammarian and eloquent speaker. Then i was in Jss 1 in the above sch. RIP Sir.

tainot2002:
Who ask you for advert.....You need brain transplant

Jesus don do d transplant already. But u need a life.

I am not a muslim. Thank U Jesus.

[size=14pt] Baby dont mind all of them saying thrash. Since its the wife that is inviting you, tell him to tell his wife to invite you personally. Tell him u won't come except she does so. But i'm suspecting his wife could be one of ur friends or some1 you know if truly she is the one inviting you. [/size]

@OP if u didn't take note of how they chew pidgin english like chewing gum, then u didn't visit Delta at all.

@OP if u didn't take note of how they chew pidgin english then u didn't visit Delta at all.

Onos JP (gospel musician)

Birth name : Patrick Justice ONORIODE

Born : October 23, 1991 (age 23)

Origin : Delta State, Nigeria

Genres: Christian, urban contemporary gospel

Years active: 2015–present

Onos JP (Patrick Justice ONORIODE), is a Nigerian contemporary Christian singer-songwriter and recording artist from Ughelli, Delta State. He is the CEO of his music label.

Early life
Patrick Justice ONORIODE was born into a family of seven. He was born in Jos, Plateau State of Nigeria. He began singing at his teenage age. He learned to play the piano and drum in the church.

Church life
Onos JP plays several musical instrument, a genius producer and a master mixer.

He can be contacted with patrickonoriode@musician.org or 07066173703.

He needs a pro to help him build his studio from the scratch. If you know about studio equipment or you have for sale, you may contact him. Thank You.

FPT moderators pls i should make FP ooooo

: FIDELIS SORIWEI

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission has commenced an investigation into the administration of Delta State Governor, Dr. Emmanuel Uduaghan. Investigations on Wednesday revealed that a team of operatives attached to the Economic Governance Unit of the commission was entrusted with the responsibility of looking into the account books of the Delta State Government under Uduaghan. A reliable source disclosed to our correspondent that some officials of the state government would appear before the commission to answer questions in relation with alleged economic crimes next week. It was learnt that some former commissioners and principal officers of the state’s seventh House of Assembly would be invited by the commission for interrogation. The source said that one of the principal officers of the House was at the commission’s headquarters last week. It was gathered that the team investigating the immediate past Delta State administration had not invited the former governor. It was gathered that Uduaghan’s invitation would be determined by the outcome of the investigation of the invited officials. “It is not true that Uduaghan and his aides were quizzed by the commission. Even his aides have not even been quizzed. The commission has invited some of the officials who served under the former governor. Some of them are commissioners and others are principal officers of the House of Assembly. “Only one of the principal officers (name withheld) has appeared and left. The others are expected next week. The governor was not invited. He can only be invited after the interrogation of the officials involved. For now, he is out of it.” When our correspondent contacted the Head, Media and Publicity, EFCC, Mr. Wilson Uwujaren, to comment on the story, he said he had not been briefed about the said investigation. Uduaghan had in May denied an allegation by a group which accused him of embezzling over N200bn which was appropriated to the Delta State Oil Producing Areas Development Commission. The group, under the aegis of the Delta Youths for Good Governance and Anti- Corruption and Integrity Forum had alleged that the governor had embezzled the money and was speeding up plans to scrap the commission before leaving office on May 29, 2015. The leader of the forum, Prince Kpokpogri, alleged that some members of
the state Seventh House of Assembly connived with the governor to secure N40bn bond. Speaking through his Communications Manager, Paul Odili, Uduaghan, had, however, said the allegations were false and mischievous. Odili said, “People are just heaping all kinds of allegations against the person of the governor. How can the governor take such a huge amount of money? It is cheap blackmail because the governor has the interest of Deltans at heart and he cannot do that. That allegation is ridiculous and from an ignorant mind.”

Source: http://www.punchng.com/news/efcc-begins-probe-of-uduaghan-administration/

Plagiarised by: Onos JP

Even this post was copied....gbam

danielmichael:
Completely finished is an insignia of dextro-pollinated ambivality concupiously means duality of medonism which is totally mephistophelean cabal that is vivaciously nictating 2 cropping tentacles which are vera tera and medo vez meaning concupiscience and vastomiscience,ad-infinitum....


Thats just it

Pls what part of d zoo do u live? Ur case is more than 'complete' and 'finish', Infact, you are scientifically finished completely.

ojimbo:
how did he know that it was the woman that paid the tithe or was he at the offering pot checking on how much every member is dropping or is he trying to buy recognition? Nigerians are becoming more foolish as day goes on

Nigerians are not getting more foolish, it is u whose brain is poorly fed that is getting more foolish. Read the story all over again and stop accusing Nigerians instead of your artificially inflated brain demolition lol.

Maybe he wants to save the money he would have used in paying ministers for these vacant months in financing a project. Or maybe they have sham intentions. #Baba God na your hand we dey ooo.

I guess <bold> Onos JP </bold> is more talented

DELTA GUBER ELECTION: Ogboru Floors
Okowa, PDP in Court *****PDP Hopes
Have Evaporated and Their Loss Will
Manifest in the Tribunals-Duku

—–By Onitsha Shedrack—-DELTA—

The Delta State Labour Party (LP)
governorship candidate in the 2015
governorship election, Chief Great Ovedje
Ogboru, today floored the Governors of
the state, Senator Ifeanyi Okowa, of the
Peoples Democratic Party, (PDP) and the Party, at the Federal High Court sitting in
Asaba, as the trial Judge dismissed the
Okowa and PDP case describing them as
“meddlesome interlopers in the internal
affairs of other parties.” It would be recalled that before the
governorship election held on April 11,
2015, Sen. Okowa and the Delta State PDP
has rushed to the Federal High Court
sitting in Asaba asking the Court to
disqualify all LP’s candidates from contesting election in the state and nullify
their elections (if already elected) saying
that the Party (LP) did not conduct it
primaries according to law. However, today, “the Court dismissed
PDP’s action, describing PDP and its Delta
State Chairman as meddlesome
interlopers in the internal affairs of other
parties. The Court advised them to go to
the Election Tribunal to take issues with LP not the Federal High Court.” In a press statement made available to ADVOCATE, a chieftain of the LP and a senior aide to Chief Ogboru, Mr Efe Duku
stated that, “this victory for LP has serious
negative multiplier effects for PDP’s
unholy calculations in the Election
Tribunals. They have placed heavy reliance
on the case in their pleadings in the Election Tribunals. Now, their hopes have
evaporated and the loss will manifest in
the Tribunals. We need not say more for
now. He added that, “we salute our Leader,
Chief Great Ovedje Ogboru – a man who
never gives up on what is right for society.
We must also thank Obaisi (Barr.) Ovie
Omo-Agege; for his vigilance in attending
to this action and of course, we must salute Hon (Chief) Evance Ivwurie for
taking careful legal and advisory steps
from the beginning to cage the PDP in
this matter. And, to all we must say,
Thank you for being steadfast in the
promise of a better Delta where our leaders are those truly elected by our
people.”


Source: http://www.advocateng.com/delta-guber-election-ogboru-floors-okowa-pdp-in-court-pdp-hopes-have-evaporated-and-their-loss-will-manifest-in-the-tribunals-duku/

Yeecar:
Brother that's the highest degree of ignorance. You really need to do an online research on edible mushrooms, then probably visit shop rite and some hotels one of this days to see the demand in mushrooms. Hotels and some stores waste millions of Naira importing mushrooms into the country. You as a prospective entrepreneur can become a multi millionaire by solving this problem.

So are u a multi-millionaire now?

This msg is for every girl, boy, woman or man. If u find any child crying on the road showing his/her address on a piece of paper and asking u 2 take him/her to that address, please if u're so sympathetic, take that child 2 d Police Station and don't take him/her to that address. It is a new way of gang Stealing, Raping & Kidnaping. Pls, forward 2 all Ur loved ones. One msg from u may save a life or property. Published by CNN NDTV.

we truly need decorum.

Ogboru is d people's choice. Am voting him too. Labour Party (Forward Ever)

I am reporting from Effurun - Otor in Ughelli South Local Government Area of Delta State.

It is very appalling how an electoral Officer is showing citizens the APC box in the ballot presidential ballot paper. We caught her showing the old woman the box telling her to vote Buhari. It caused an uproar though as most people over here are GEJites

If this is true, then every truck pusher out there should be wealthy men. Or what do u think? (my own thoughts though).