when a dog owner talks too much at work, and he's sacked! Thus unable to feed his dog.

The dog doesn't fill a visitors form at the reception of the dog owner to complain.....rather it turns against d dog owner for not being fed and makes food of him and his big mouth!

never lift your hands on your wife or siblings. Don't even think of it.

Beat ur kids only with GOOD reasons, and just to serve as reminder. Not to kill them or be severe at ds. Punishment is better.

Then it ll be very difficult to fight wt pple outside. Talkless, fight a woman, talkless hit her with a 9" block.

This message is for the accused, his case is in court already. He should just pray the complainant doesnt die of internal injuries. But for you reading, this could save lives and heal this our sick world.

God bless u.

ride on guys, but watch out for our soldiers o!

what of our airforce?

seems all our aircraft have been leased to BH.......nice one!

so if u didnt make campaign promises, your job title doesnt come wt a job description right?

U shall be answerable to d people if u fail to live up to your responsibility.

Being a lawmaker isnt a position of siddon look and chop,,,,you better ACT or we ship u out! simple!!

cool stuff.....all d best

cant u see he's got a gun to his head?

great! whoever snapped this has done a fantastic job.

Let's take pictures of the constituencies of all these senators and name them too!

After all d noise about constituency allowances.................at least their people and generations to come will know those who misruled them.

Can't wait to read Nigeria's history 150years from now (and names like this pop up!)

this is a good plan. It shifts us off the pressure of Gas unavailability through pipeline distortion and theft. It places less pressure on the South South region as well, and allows them to progress as other states seek to progress.

This also solves a lot with respect to Power generation. Interruptions are fewer as long as there are no corners cut.

Good one!

Nice write up!

But your sympathy falls heavily for the re-constitution of the militants contract

I have nothing against that.

But seriously, we need to dig deep to how to solve these problems.

we are several steps behind in resolving our issues - it's our country, can't we just be free to live as pple who love progress?!

there's a new law that commits such offenders to life or death by hanging right?

His time has come obviously! he can swing his ****s in Jail for all he cares!

making money

Good either way! it will help some make heaven.

Leaving the matter as it is, will stop some people from heaven, but will make them love to come to church

Now this is what we call "Work", not just talk.

Please next!

Wow! that's a great discovery!! we need to set up an award for such great discovery.

But money is leaving accounts abi? and NNPC doesnt know the account they just issued a cheque against is a corporate account? Wow! somebody's father's name has got to be NNPC!

NNPC should just be scrapped, let's get the Colonial masters back to run our oil industry.

My choice of SGF:

1. Ibo man

2. Not a politician

3. And not one to politicize the office or tribalize it.

4. One that will commit to the agenda of Mr president

5. Buhari has such a man in ANPP, is he in this list?

Wish our girls all d best in success.....

Nice colection. This fellow has got sweet taste indeed.

This collection will be worth alot in d future - he's a smart collector!

This is not the time for mud slinging and making of enemies.

The action of Saraki should be called by what it is, acceptable or not acceptable.

But meanwhile, the work of the senate should not linger any further.


The US said in 2015 Nigeria will breakup.

If it did not breakup when JEG lost to BUhari, why should it now tend towards break up when Lawani lost (whether by crooked means or not) to Saraki.

Both are still in the senate, and one persons role does not override the other.

Omo Nigeria e ronu!

This is good news if it's true.

This is what i expect Lagos to do:

1.Set up the exploration process to capture all the gas, and power Lagos (and neighbouring states) with the gas that would have been lost through flaring

2.Set up the exploration process to deal thoroughly with spil. The environment must be given utmost priority; to the point that such areas shouldnt show signs of Oil exploration.

3.Since Oil exploration licensing is the jurisdiction of the Federal Government. Lagos must Partner the Federal to ensure 1 & 2.

And as we have often clamoured, push for ownership of Oil revenue to be resident in the state of exploration with a fraction accruing to the Federal. Revenue allocation formular (FAAC) needs to be scrapped, and each state eventually should be self - funding. (This is a long term suggestion please, I do not intend belittling the states that seem not capable of generating funds internally. In the long term, ALL STATES in Nigeria are economically viable and can be financially independent)

seriously! did we expect a conviction?!

Dont worry the UK branch of our legal system will take care of this....

We are siping our Kunu and watching in 3D

I have no issues with Saraki being the SP. But i have a problem with him being SP with the APC lawmakers being absent.

That's like betrayal.

I dont see him ruling over a united senate anyways.......

It's up to him to decide if he's for the people or his "personal ambition"

These men are indeed brave and are the heroes indeed.

The challenges they face aside lack of recognition and demotivating pay, may include no insurance to their individual lives, no compensation should they suffer injuries or disabilities in the line of duty, Area boys resisting them from putting out fire cos of their sinister intentions (the Ikorodu tanker fire is a recent incident), and poor investment in the Fire service.

NIgeria imports Guns - implication: we need to exchange our Naira for dollars to buy guns
- implication: currency loses value
- implication: citizens are out of job

This man makes Guns - Our interpretation: He's a cultist!


Help solve the problem of this backward thinking country. How: This man has capacity to make Guns (a positive); less 1 unemployed citizen
How: if this man is armed with better equipment/machines/training and Financial support, can he produce more modern weapons?
effect: Naira is safeguarded, citizens are employed, Nigeria becomes a producer of a major defense item. All we need do, is put proper controls around such production and weapons usage through laws.

Happy Nigerianing o!

He could be correct. Sincerely! N20 in 1million places is just N20m

but some other instititions do N20m in 1million places = 20,000,000,000,000 (20trillion)

You see, he's right

.....well, u r playing to the wish of PDP. WIll be more Shameful if APC has majority seats but PDP has the speakers seat.

think am well o!

the tables always get to turn.......today is the day of the "blackies"

We ll ve d last laff

RIP papa 70

it's so sad! who else should be granted priority if not the physically challenged?

Pele Madam Essien, God will help them realise their error as the table turns.

Afterall, it's company policy they say.....

abeg location pls?

If the military have succeeded in pushing BH farther in, then how did this attack happen?

Did the militia come by air, or via a tunnel, or dressed as some of the kidnapped victims of BH insurgency?

Except the Military asks themselves these questions, and answer them - their incursion into the BH den is going end in failure/or partial success.

They have done a good job so far, but there is still some overlooked avenues BH is yet exploring

God bless our Nigeria

soon only south Africans will be on your platform. You need to be considerate oga mr dstv

it's a sad medical condition.

I dont think the woman's case is completely helpless - i suggest she seeks help, medically.

That aside, everyone wants love; everyone wants to be accepted - she may have handled hers improperly by not being completely opened; it doesnt diminish the fact she sought love.

And only love can help her case.

Not further throwing of stones......we all have hidden things from others too, haven't we?