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The Nigerian security forces: Always warning. Una no dey advice?

pocohantas:
The girl is about 18yrs old now, meaning the man had sex with a minor and impregnated her. Bad one!

Next generation of men should come with detachable pricks. Wives can travel with their husbands prick.

The problem is...men can cooperate on toto matter.
They'll lend each other their pricks to cheat...smh!

She's 18 and not a minor under the law.

Read that as "shares tyts". God help me

Thanks for further messing with our brains . It was better when we thought the butt grabbing guy was a random dude on the train.

kramer:
Seeing as today's Sunday

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This got me cracking up real good

But seriously, what should he do na. Turn the place to a tourist attraction? The dead are long gone and ain't worried about whoever is pruning the weed where their bodies lay.

Good news. This calls for testimony

The fear of monkey is the beginning of wisdom . But on a serious note, the fact that the Ebola virus is being spread by humans makes me wonder why it is so. From a lay man's understanding of the virus details, monkeys and bats live with the disease. This has got me wondering why the virus is spreading from Guinea to Liberia. What ever happened to the monkeys in Naija and the people that have been eating them. This could probably mean that certain monkeys and bats carry the virus or that one damn monkey was used as bloody virus carrier and dumped in a forest in Guinea.

Pamcrest: Tina of course.....not only d dress but also the hair. That bush on Solange's head doesn't match the outfit.

Tina ko, Mukina ni

And you said this was humorous...

jonescyras: I don know y I like this gurl so much!........She remains the most prettiest female artiste in NAija area!.......
TEAM TIWA n TIWA! Haters go n DIE

Bros take it easy nah. The year is still new for these deadly bullets. After all those prayers on 31st, you wan kill person on the 4th..

so this is the gooaat that wants to hammer from people's 2k... So this helmet is what you could buy and wear after a year of unprofitable scam .. I laugh in Swede

runzlord: Contrubution to topic = 0
Englsh = 0
Defination of ATM = 0

how did u scape through junior waec?

bros you sef... how can the blind lead the blind?
which one come be SCAPE for the matter ogah o

petty thief, your mates are hitting and leaving with millions, na 2k you dey move... am sure you ar broke, thats why you are here again to survive for another week buh na God go purnish you sha

one is wondering, with all these serious minds we have on this thread, why the country is still tagged 3rd world country... shebi una for no open the thread or probably be looking for the cure to hiv and cancer
As much as i don't follow BBA, i believe a lot of people do and are entertained in the process. Keep hating while another man's intellectual property brings him and his country serious profit...

Soso990240: rubbish..did u watch Bale play 2day against man.city? His performance is way beta dan Suarez's..Bale wil win Epl player of da year

com'on bruv, hate d man for his attitude buh not for his play, this man has been awesome since the begining of the season, did u hear abt bale at the first half of d season, and remind me again wat bale did today scored one and helped wit an assist, did suarez do d same or not? imagine scroing 23goals without any spot kick , aint that awesome.. his attitude sucks buh you cant take away his talent on the ball.

we all had hopes in 2011, followed the thread lyk our lives depended on it, always loved to c the thread not slide to the 2nd page so we kept on updating even with 'hi's'... waited patiently till the letters finally poured out, but to who? (Thread non followers and peeps wiv crious legs)...
out of a couple of peeps dat kept us updated, jst a few got d jab.. NSITF has always been bleeped, i still pray ur stories are differnt frm the 2011 batch cos all i c right nw is a deja vou...

smtyms our boiz just suck, bad weather to play tru teams... feels good wen u stroke d ball around and it pays off, wat happens wen teams dont allow u do dat... Brendan shud device some oda means for teams and slippery turfs lyk dis... anyways, make we make europa, daz all..

toluxa1: You chop my money go ba? God will reward you accordingly

You know wat beats d crap out of me, d guy is still bragging... In his words 'Am not running a make money fast scheme'...
If u invest in a biz in september, and d biz has not yielded a dime, is it not fair to call it quits and money refunded to investors since zionbaby claims to still have his capital intact...
Mr. zion, u neva bgin loose

Mr gabriel OLE Nwachukwu zion baby... make God wey i know purnish u and frustrate u till u return people's money in d name of contribution... i'd frustrate u till d MOD's step into dis.. shey u dey form smart wey u no fit answer d questions with ur clean hands and heart abi.. for deciding to hold onto our monies witout a word and even having d guts to deny it... God will dry up ur bank of blessings dis year till u pay evry dime of pple's hard earned money... u go come here come beg... i rest my case

Mr. Nwachukwu Gabriel aka zion baby ur seriously threading on a wrong part... watch ur career fold cos of petty theft...

zionbaby.:
[b]@ MOONME / WIREDON

You are an Agent of the Bookies. Though your method have changed, but your mission haven't: Turn the hearts of every winning Sports traders against every of their winning Sports tipsters, so they could start losing instead of winning always! Under the "NO ADVERTS" slogan, your remote controlled group withstood me @ Football Betting Season 4. Then, I left the thread for good and what have you gained since then? Nothing good! Here you are now facelesly claiming to be a member of Sports Trading Club (STC) and that you've not been paid for over 3 months. I challenge you to declare your identity, faceless foe! Look, members of STC knows me by my name and I know them by their name too and they hear my words -they are different from what you are and they know how I have chosen to be reached! They even know how to withdraw their membership of the Club for any reason, as stated on the Club's site, without even losing their membership entry fee of N 2,000. Faceless foe, this thread, unlike Football Betting Season 4, is made up of wise heart-ed humans and not the robots that you can control. If you are not careful, the wise heart-ed friends on this thread will charge you for disturbance and put you where you belong. Lastly, I am too busy with what works and will never wast my precious time on you again! A word, they say is enough for the wise! God bless you, though! [/b]

ok am faceless, am a foe of urs.. but answr these questions ...
how long has it been since u started receiving money for your trading club?
Did you promise weekly profits or not?
Have u paid any member since u started trading?
If your success story keeps rolling, what do you do with the profits made from trading.
Man of God answr these questions wiv reasoning

moonme: and what's is your plan to pay people that invested with you for over 3months now?? Ignoring their calls is not the best.stop hiding behind the bible do what you ought to do!!

bro i tire o... Imagine someone who claims to mk steady profit and for 3months has not told investors a word of wats going on... rather he's here promoting a club that no one has benefitted from. Mr zionbaby, if this is business then u must b joking....

zionbaby.:
If you don't want to declare your identity here, then do it via the right channel, because I don't know you...but if you don't I will delay you until you do...take me by my word!

for how much? I hiss in waffi... Businessmen relate wiv clients; scams don't pick calls... All they do is lock up, u claim u dnt have tym for calls buh ur always here bragging... U brilliant gan

Dude stop promising wats beyond u. It sucks wen u bring d Lord's name into ur schemes... Abi no b u dey declare profits here evrytym: abi u wan usee pple bar take hammer b4 u finally pay.. Stop acting lyk u dont knw me, u no be celebrity... Its not abt d money man. Ur some mouthed dude bruv forming lock up abi expertman didn't tell u dat he was carrying his subscribers along... Bottom line bros, i no carry L sign for forehead

zionbaby.:
I have paid off some impatient members and you will be the next...send your withdrawal request now...the group is not a get rich quick scheme...if that is what you think it is, sorry you made a mistake...I am not some kind of traders you can put under pressure to lose peoples money by trading when the market is not favorable to...

Don't promise wat u cant offer. You promisd weekly profits and u cant deliver in 3months and here u are ranting about quick profit. Is 3months not patient enuff, cut wuv d holistic stunt bro

The oneannoying part abt this zion ddueis that u keep creating profiles jst to hail himself.. Mr mat watever and mr madeinheaven are jst one and d same dude...
By d way bruv, seems ur 100percemt trends have bin trending recently wiv crious profit. How come d members tingy aint paying bruv.. Its bin 3months, no word man

redsquare: Which one be Ingenious Youth Award? You will tell us what it is all about before we vote for you. I no wan make person go register for illuminati unknowingly ooo.

lol... don laff use ogbono take stain shirt

Today i'd be gunning for the BTTS market.. Here we go...
Arsenal - spurs 1.47
Bayer leverkusen - schalke 1.44
Ajax - VVV Venlo 1.90
Westbrom chelsea 1.53

FC groningen - AZ Alkmaar 1.46
QPR - Southampton 1.52
Norwich - Man U 1.65
Hamburger - Mainz 1.64

Don't necessarily use them as combos, you could always go for 2folds as well. Thats all folks...

playcharles: ( out of 9000 roads, they were restricted to move only in 400 roads... Open ur dict and try to undastand the meaning of Banned and restriction

Mr. Dictionary man, wat is the difference between a ban and a restriction? All no be prohibition? Or are you trying to tell us that okada riders can ply those routes in Lagos that the state Government has restricted them from riding. because pple are commenting, u sef say make u follow disgrace urself.