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dayokanu:
How was the weekend beating? Hope I wasnt too harsh?

i laugh in nairaland language. you? harsh? you berrer go thank your stars and fpl wey give teves bonus point cus the 3 or 2 point wey you use beat me na from that bonus

what ever!!!!! when every body say their own sides of the story they try hard as possible to claim innocence
am sure when dauda too will say his own he will claim to be innocent.#
#RUBBISH

@mubz: o boy take time ooo this one wey you dey my back so i no know where you dey climb go ;d

dayokanu:
Did you for once think we were mates?

OF COURSE NOT. I PASS YOU NOW

Pharoh:
Na me you dey use do analysis

NO BE ANALYSIS, AM JUST SAYING

Pharoh:
i give you the end of the year to pass you.

REMEBER YOU SAID THE SAME THING LAST SEASON? AND IT ENDED VERY BAD. SO WATCH WHAT YOU SAY OR THIS TIME, IT MIGHT BE WORST

after the whole mouth wey i make , i couldnt even move an inch despite all the red and green arrow flowing all around me, i couldnt even get one. i think i will let things be, just the way they are because i might push too much and meet myself near pharoh army
how tha fyuck did keiser fc won the match? last time i checked, after my calculation i thought i had already one but thanks to all those useless FPL ppl sharing bonus points. they actually went and gave teves 3bonus point, and luckily for moi teves was my opponent's captain my enemies are conaiving against me. yes i know but they must fail in jesus name

UP NAIRALAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i have been romancing with the 8th 9th 10th position for so long now i think it`s time to move away from there. ***innitialising movement*** i just cant keep staying around there anymore i need to move. Up or down is still a movement

U1:
Take am easy, friend! If it's about swearing, na me suppose swear for Drogba: he was the captain for the week.

and na who tell you say him no be my captain? the guy just dey waste that captain arm band since

i wonder why it is so hard for teams to keep clean sheets these days i go soon swear for drogba

am a risk taker the stock market needs more of me tehehehe. Imagine me going to the market to buy a player whom i already know wont play two to three matches to come. and he is just sitting on my bench just like that. Esssien better pay me back for having such faith in him other wise i go swear for am , hmmmm! less i forget i raped Borat (a.k.a jefferson junior) last week. Bobo i hope the pains are gone by now

@miss crizzle am still pondering on what to do to you in our fixture this week

ashely cole was supposed to be given an assist now, for the goal welbeck scored. Abi

wendoworld:
please guys i have come again ooo i need a little bit of the guru's help.

please i need a site where i can download nokia firmware's. please anybody with an info should help a brother out


my second issue is with my nokia e75. Any time it falls down, some of its button's seize to function please does anyone have any idea of what could be wrong? or is it normal?

please guys i have come again ooo i need a little bit of the guru's help.

please i need a site where i can download nokia firmware's. please anybody with an info should help a brother out


my second issue is with my nokia e75. Any time it falls down, some of its button's seize to function please does anyone have any idea of what could be wrong? or is it normal?

^^^^^ hehehehe. E no go good make me too no bring out my own press release now

PRESS RELEASE: REPLY FROM THE MANAGER OF F.C WENDOWORLD, Mr. Chyboi Olumegbon:
The manager of f.c wendoworld, in this brief interview replied the manager of pharoh's army, who claimed that it was due to his own absence in the team, that enabled f.c wendoworld had a smooth sail in winning the match, here is what he said

journalist: sir, congratulation on your victory over Pharoh's Army.

Olumegbon: o thank you for that. Even though as you all can see that the match was no match atall for my boys.

journalist: please sir before you go. Is it true what the manager of Pharoh's Army(jose phaorinho) is claiming, that it was due to his absence at the game that allowed your boys have a smooth sailing all tru the match?

Olumegbon: well i don't know about that, because i wasn't even aware that he was on a sick leave as he claimed. Because i was in the VIP lounge.

Journalist: But sir what were you doing at the VIP lounge when you are supposed to be on the side line directing your players?

Olumegbon: hahahaha. Why should i bother myself over a match that i already know is a walkover? I just told my boys "go in there and have fun", which they did quite well. But if truly he(phaorinho) was not there, his assistant should be able to handle the team till his return. If not, why is he paying a dumb person to be his assistant at the first place? Moreover, if he was there what would he had done? Put on the kit and play? **hiss** Please i have an important meeting with my boys i don't have time for lame claims, goodbye.

Journalist: please sir before you go one more question sir.

Olumegbon: ok woman, one more question and no more.

journalist: ok. He (jose phaorinho) promised the club fans that the second leg between pharoh's army and your boys will be a cracker and that he is sure that his team is going to defeat f.c wendoworld. What do you think.

Olumegbon: hmmmm,  what i think? I think jose phaorinho or what ever he call's himslef, is promising his fans a heart attack that's what i think. Look i don't even know why you people(journalist) are disturbing yourselvesover this kind of issues. Pharoh's Army has never been a threat to f.c wendoworld  and they can never be. They are not on our level and the league table say's it all. They are no match for my boys, they are just among the teams that were used to complete the league. Infact i don't even know why am wasting my saliva over a minor like pharoh's army. I've got teams to worry about and Pharohs army is not and i repeat is not any where around one of them. I see Pharoh's army as a team that other teams use in getting 3bonus points. So i went there and got my own 3bonus point that's all. Thank you

see as i close eyes flog Pharoh's Army
@pharoh: wetin dey happen to you now? shey be we start this thing together ni?

my mouth don kill me ****drops dead****

My own problem is that i carry the gun and i kindly pinned the mouth on my foot and pulled the trigger immediatly i heard of malouda injury i rushed into the transfer market and copped nani without knowing say the bloodklat too is injured, now the problem was that i wanted to sell malouda before his stock market price start to depreciate bcuz of the injury, lol, Now the bloke is likely to play before nani and to buy him(malouda) back now is more espensive than how much i sold him. Why nah?? Shey una dey see ojoro kai

PROJECT:
its not for those who wanna come and play its for serious minded individuals ,casting will be done by no other than akin alabi,so its no joke.

take am easy jor! Mr serious minded the problem is that i wanna come but i dont know anything about acting(inexperienced) but i feel i can do it, Is there any space for people like that? That's what i was asking ja re, lol

please can someone help me out with a software that i can use to change my phone's font?? please i use a nokia e75, thanks in anticipation