₦airaland Forum

kossyablaze:
Urban area

Rajjah:
Hmm

MhizDeedy:
Ahan Han broda. Tz now I knw u re wicked ooh, if u know how this kinglekan av bin frustrating my life ehn, no1 will tel u before u help me bring that his face for a dirty slap

MhizDeedy:
Lol tz d same way I handled him I will also handle u

adonbilivit:
Oge adighi

MhizDeedy:
Lol ...hahahah u don't know what I faced oooh that's y. I sell 1 for just 6 million dollars

MhizDeedy:
Yay! I won him @ last. Me: knock knock Kinglekan: who is dere? Me:, Holla Kinglekan: holla who? Me: holla do is win, win, win, win. No matter what!

kinglekan:
*walks away in shame*

kinglekan:

I got your point bro, what I am saying is no one goes to the market with the intent to buy crap just so he can present a gift.
Quality is never CHEAP. But of course one can always settle for less not necessarily fake. Plus fake isn't that easy to detect these days.
Like the chinese would say GOOD things no CHEAP, CHEAP things no GOOD.

ahsekeena:
Thank God she didn't see the ring,he life would have been a mess if she had said yes to u.

eph12:
Sorry about that. Keep on trying sir.

Symphony007:
that's why nigerians are so stupiid....thisis exactly the way it started with jonathan. a lot of people forget that upon his first visit to the u.s, jonathan made the government remove nigeria from the terrorist list and when he stepped out of line, look how things are..they are celebrating obama hosting their president in the white house for a few hours, not even a state dinner or visit, later Africans will cry of inferiority complex. Let's see how this next few years go.

kinglekan:

So in other words one should spend a fortune to buy a gift for a random lady, just cos its her birthday and you want her to appreciate it?
Well breaking news lad, its really not about the gift. Any reasonable lady would show appreciation for gift given to her on her birthday regardless of what it is.
Plus no one decides to buy something worthless to present as a gift. Money was paid, meaning it had a value. Don't go outside your pocket to impress anyone.
Last time I checked birthday gifts are not obligatory, so whoever gets one should show gratitude.

MhizDeedy:
nd that was how kinglekan bought me malam perfume on birthday, d scent ehn na wa. As I sprayed it on my body like this ehn it refused to leave me alone, if I pass by ppl dy will just give me that knowing smile and those malams will just wink nd smile @ me. I had 30 showers before I was free from d bondage of malam perfume.
Along with the perfume, he got me fake jewelries nd I wore it to a party with my friends, u need to see d embarrassment I faced wen all d diamonds were falling down 1 by 1. I had to run to d restroom to pull d trash away.
Nd lastly he took me to a football viewing centre, that place was filled with guys nd it was stuffy. I couldn't bliv my luck, I just felt like fainting.
After everything I broke up with him, he doesn't love me ooh, he just wanted to embarrass me nd it worked. :PP so kinglekan u berra change ooh

eph12:
Padi me kindly refer to Google for the answer to the question u asked me. Kind Regards.

kelvine:
Yes it is now a bad thing, at this present time. Give me the name of just one country that has been helped by the US and I will tell you what the country now suffers because of the aid they got. I believe PMB and the traveling crew are wise enough not to negotiate blindly but they need to begin to look inwards for the solution to their problems, just like Fashola did in the ebola days. Relying on the Western world in a time like this will plunge us backwards to the days before October 1st. This is the major goal of the capitalist - our resources,our loyalty and freedom. Wont be replying negative mentions yet, come back to quote me after 2 weeks.
Just pray Nigeria says no the the terms and conditions US will silently proffer.

sammyj:
Only that GEJ was a bit timid in the picture. For him mind imagine me a former fisher man shaking the hand of the number President in the world !!!

wordbank:
Man wey dey think like a cheap ho

Holyfield1:
Get her a packet of CD

Holyfield1:
I once gave my ex a 100naira bread on her birthday,Actually I wanted to know if she truly love me or just after my money..
I actually wanted to propose to her that day so I kept the ring inside the bread hoping to make it a surprise right in-front of her friends
Guess what she did...She flinged the bread away and started calling me names......I then picked up bread and opened it right infront of eveyone she then started crying,all her friends were now begging me that she's sorry bla bla bla, I left them and since that day I've never called her even tho she sent alot of messages,called me severally which i refused to pick
Na so I eliminate that gold digger from my life o

hamzakito:
may b baba don call am barrack osama... lol

eph12:
What is a tanoid?

kelvine:
Bro, I mean the words as simple as I typed them. Nigerians would be better of if they had solution to their problem in place of resorting to the US. A typical case was the fight against ebola. Americans are not father Christmas, don't do anything for free.

tpiadotcom:
He has nothing to fear from gej. He has something to fear from buhari.

These are the gifts you should never buy a woman on her birthday (except she asks for them specifically). They are thoughtless and not the kind of gift any woman would appreciate.

Cheap Perfumes:

If you want to buy perfumes, body sprays, body mist, make sure they are original and not the cheap kind you pick in drug stores or the road side. That will only show that no thought went into what she really likes when you were picking out the gift.



Fake Jewelries:

This is even worse than the cheap perfume. Don’t buy a lady any jewelry that will lose its lustre in no time. If you are buying her jewelries, make sure they are very original. There are nice jewelries that don’t even cost much. If you can’t separate the fake from the authentic, ask a female friend to help you or buy from a trusted shop/store.


Under wear:

Some women may like this especially if it is coming from that special someone but never ever buy a random girl, your colleague, class mate, “just your friend” underwear. It spells “wrong” on all levels. If you’re going to buy for that special someone, make sure it is lingerie; something from Victoria secret, Marks & Spencer also have great female underwear (I love them, they are very comfortable). There are lots of good brands of underwear you can shop from.

Cheap/Fake Fashion Items:

Don’t buy clothes, shoes, bags for a lady if it is a cheap imitation of the original; women have a way of knowing these things and some of these imitations are poorly made especially with our “brothers” who seem to have issues with getting the spellings right. You will see “Guggi instead of Gucci”. I have seen Tonny Hinfinger before. With sales on online stores and even some virtual shops, you don’t have to worry about spending so much on a gift. Besides, if she is special, she is worth the pain; isn’t she?



Flowers:

I love flowers, they are very sweet gifts but don’t come with flowers alone on my birthday. At least let it be flowers with other things like a card, cake, chocolates and all those sweet chops. Leave the flowers till Valentine’s Day. It is my birthday, make it rain.

Tickets To An “Uninteresting” Event:

If you’re going to buy her ticket to any event or to watch a movie, it has to be somewhere she will really enjoy going to. Don’t get a ticket to a football match (except if she is a big soccer match). If you’re buying tickets, make sure it is to some place she will really be thrilled to go.

There are countless things you should never buy a woman; anything she is not interested in or doesn’t like will be considered as a terrible gift for her. You can’t buy her a game console if she is not a game fan and expect her to like it.

When you’re buying her gifts for her birthday, make sure you consider her likes, hobbies and interests. If you can’t do it by yourself, get someone to help you out with picking out the gifts.

DesChyko:
One is for the Cameras while the other is a Welcome/Goodbye handshake.

eph12:
Maybe the facial expression of Obama in one of the pictures is "who dey follow this one laugh sef". I no mention name o.

kelvine:
look outside the US for help.