missdebs:
*reads through* vomits....*reads through* vomits again

bae y r u vomiting?

lumzybo:
Goodluck with that. That 1 sure to DIE

which 1?

The Last Chance Diet
From the name you’ll know something is really off here.
I’ll call it Once Chance Diet. It was created by Dr Roger
Linn in the 1970s. The One Last Chance Diet is basically
about starvation where nothing but Dr One Chance’s
special liquid protein Prolinn is taken. Now, here’s the
yucky part. The liquid protein is made up of slaughter-
house leftover by-products like crushed animal horns,
hooves, hides, tendons and bones. Other stuff like
enzymes, colorants and artificial flavors are included.
Does it Work?
It was reported that between two and four million
people tried the diet but 58 of them died from heart
attacks.
PLEASE, DON’T TRY ANY OF THE ABOVE AT HOME, IN
SCHOOL OR ANYWHERE ELSE. GO AND EXERCISE AND
WATCH WHAT YOU EAT!

Abeg mod help recognize mah hard work by pushing this to Fp
CC: Lalasticlala

9. The Vision Diet The idea is that if food looks less appealing, you might not want to consume it. So, some very ‘smart’ Japanese people came up with diet sunglasses that have blue lenses. They say it makes food look unappetising and hence it reduces your appetite. The lenses are said to block red light which they claim can stimulate the appetite. Does it Work? I don’t know. All I know is that it is very simple to take off those glasses, put them aside and eat that food in front of you.

8. Breatharian Diet These group of people believe they don’t need food to survive. They claim that only fresh air and sunlight are required to survive. It is a spiritual exercise carried by a branch of Hinduism. They say it is not a weight loss program but people have used to to lose weight. Does it Work? Yes! Right before the person dies! It has been linked to numerous deaths of devotees who died of dehydration and hypothermia.

7. The Sleeping Beauty Diet No long talk here. The person that is sleeping cannot eat. That is the whole idea. While you sleep you don’t consume kilojoules, forcing your body to burn up kilojoules already stored. This was popularized by Elvis Presley. People who use the method take sleeping pills and would be off for days. Does it Work? So they say but I was also told that “a little sleep, a little slumber and poverty creeps up like an armed bandit”. I’d rather be fat and rich than slim and

6. The Chewing Diet This doesn’t sound so bad at first until you get to the end part. Here’s how it goes: You put a considerable amount of food in your mouth and you chew it 32 times, which will last about 30 seconds. Then you tilt your head backwards and let the food trickle down your throat. Anyone that is left in your mouth has to be spat out. Does it Work? Yes, it does. Created and popularized by Horace Fletcher in the Edwardian era, he lost 40 pounds (18 kilos) in just four months. He believed that chewing allowed food to be properly absorbed into the body. Insufficient chewing would lead to constipation and clog up the digestive tract. But I bet he never thought about how disgusting it was. Yuck!

5. Tapeworms The idea is to swallow a tapeworm that goes into your body and absorbs food and nutrients and thereby causes weight loss. One tapeworm might not be enough to make a difference initially but the patient is told not to worry as tapeworms can grow up to 30 feet long and since they have both male and female reproductive organs, the carrier can spread the eggs in their bathroom and may have them pass back into their system again. Does it Work? Like, hell yeah! It works so well, it can kill. It can cause seizures, digestive blockages, organ function disruption, brain and nervous system damage.

Tube Feeding Originally meant to nourish people who cannot eat due to illness or injury, this method is now employed for weight loss, especially for brides to be. A feeding tube is inserted through their nose and it goes all the way down the esophagus into the stomach. And it will stay there 24 hours a day, for 10 days, and eating is avoided. A rich-in-protein, low carb formula is fed through the tube, sending in roughly 800 daily calories. Does it Work? Yes, it does but the tube will one day go off and like the tongue patch, the person will be back to square one. Makes no sense. And oh, yes, it is expensive too, about $1,500.

3. The Plastic Tongue Patch This was created by Dr. Nikolas Chugay, a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon. It is yet to be approved but this is how it works: a patch is sewn on the tongue with six stitches and it is done in about 10 minutes. The patch then makes it extremely painful and even difficult to eat solid food. One is required to go on a liquid-only diet that supplies about 800 calories a day. “As you’re swallowing, say, a cheeseburger or something, that tongue is pushing things up against the roof of the mouth and back into the throat,” explained Chugay. “And so while it’s doing that, it’s going to basically be uncomfortable if you have that on top of the sutures, which are basically fishing line. So now you have two little sharp points on the tongue, rubbing up against the top of the mouth, and it’s going to be uncomfortable.” Does it Work? Yes, it does but when the patch goes off and you can eat again, what do you think will happen? By the way, it costs about $2,000.

2. Smoking Cigarettes A lot of models and professional Ballet dancers use this method to lose weight. And this is how it works: Smoking causes the taste buds to be less effective. This makes food lose its taste. Nicotine on its own, is an appetite suppressant. Hence, as one smokes more cigarettes, one eats less. Does it Work? Yes, it does but the Ministry of Health warns smokers are liable to die young.

Not everyone these days is satisfied with their body
weight. Not everyone can stay fit and slim. We all know
it’s not so easy to get to that body size we always
envy. It requires exercise, a healthy diet and dedication.
And even after all that, you could still relapse back to
your former size. All sorts of exercise routines, drugs,
weight loss programs and even herbal treatments have
been employed to get people to lose all their extra fat.
Some of them have worked, some haven’t.
As for me, I am a firm believer in exercising. It has
worked for me even though I am mostly lazy.
But not everyone is like me who sees results in a few
days of working out. Some people exercise rigorously
and instead of losing weight, they add more. Some are
not just patient with the process while others want
instant results.
Listed below are the craziest methods people have
employed to lose their body fat.

1. Jaw Wiring
Jaw wiring is an oral mechanical device fixed to keep
the jaw in place and to prevent the consumption of
solid food. Originally, Jaw wiring was not for weight
loss; it was particularly to heal fractures but it is
popular today for its success in stopping people who
can’t control their eating habits. It permits some jaw
movement and clear speech but discourages the eating
of solid food.
Does it Work?
They say it does. However, I knew a girl in school who
did it and still found a way to push Goody-goody bars
between her teeth. Other times she melted chocolate
and drank it.

focusM:
Ok o,nice piece.

Thanks

G3n3sis:
Ironically, the op is not yet a bachelor. How kids grow!

So wah r u insinuating?

Teempakguy:
Ah God.

wetin happen bros

MzMayD:
more like 9 lustful reasons guys marry

Lustful u say?

Majority will like it

The truth is bachelorhood has a lot of advantages and
perks which we guys enjoy. We can do what we want
with nobody bearing down our necks coupled with the
fact that we have a leeway to be promiscuous.
However, despite these perks, no man wants to spend
the whole of his life running from one girl to the other in
the name of dating. When we get to the point where we
start feeling the need to have a woman to lean on,
including having romantic feelings, that is when we
actually want to drop the bachelor hood garb and try
something in the form of commitment.
Almost all guys want to end up in a serious relationship
at the end. We want someone that we can share our
innermost happiness and things with. Someone that can
offer some sort of stability as we tread through the
stormy waters of life. So, what exactly brings us to this
point of love in our lives? Come along with us as we
bring 9 reasons why we love being in a relationship.

1. Lots of sex
Being in a relationship offers the opportunity for
unlimited sex which comes mostly without any form of
strings attached. There is a major reduction in financial
inducements as opposed to when we were jumping
about. We also don’t have to go through awkward
conversations where the girl asks us “what does this
mean for us?” as we are already committed to you.

2. No awkward morning-afters
This is one of the niceties that comes with being in a
relationship. We no longer have to bother with awkward
morning-afters which may involve conversations and
various other things. We can choose to not make
breakfast and also decide to talk about the previous
night or not. Irrespective of what we do, there is no
underlying feeling and no one has leave to take a cab
home in anger.

3. We are appreciated
At last, we have found a girl that recognises our manly
and alpha abilities. Things such as hanging frames and
little repairs of things that are broken around the house
gives us the opportunity to show off our skills. This
also reveals our handy nature and the respective tools
we have to deal with the broken problems. We finally
get someone to show off to who will be impressed.

4. Shared cleaning duties
We don’t have to bother about how the stress of
cleaning up the house as the duties are soon to be
shared. We want this so much as we don’t have to go
through too much to achieve that spotless clean
appearance.

5. There’s way more experimentation
We are tired of the one night stand and paying for sex.
There’s no way in hell we can try and test out new
sexual positions which we are not sure of but we crave
innately. Also, it will be difficult to make a video with
just a date for us to watch it later on. All these can be
done and achieved in a relationship and we so much
crave and want this.

6. You encourage our dreams
A girl committed to us would make us think we can
achieve big things even when we seriously doubt
ourselves. And that is a huge bonus.

7. You challenge our ideas
A lot of the time, you help us sift and fine tune our
ideas. Whether it’s an extremely dull one or one that can
change the world, being in a relationship affords us the
opportunity to have someone close challenge our ideas
for us to be better.

8. You know us better than anybody else
You seem to know us better and that’s why we want to
be committed. Our colleagues at work see our
professional side, our friends see our funny and rowdy
side. Our girlfriends see it all from the stubborn, tender,
generous to the cranky side. And despite the fact you
know all these about us, you don’t judge us and you
love us irrespective of the flaws and rough spots we’ve
got.
More so, you will tell us the truth when others don’t.
Whether we are wearing pants that are too tight or a
geeky shirt, you’d tell us and strive to make us appear
our best.

9. Privilege of checking you out
It might seem pervy but we’d always check you out.
That time you come out of the shower with nothing but
a towel around you and you drop it to put on your bra
and panties. Then slip on your your blouse and skirt. All
of that is part of what we live for and why we want to
be in a relationship.

Eya n we've lost another dude

A girl did dat 2 me buh ah didn't take it dah serious

Op y girls no dy comment 4 ur thread?

Tech girls kwanu!

Go 4 who u love

dah mass server wan go pursue d girl go house

Op sef! u 4 kukuma ask y do we eat. food na! na tradition wey we meet o

Dis 1 na new method sha make ah try am wit Ufuoma

Dis 1 is strong

Op eh d person wen bewitch u dun padlock u troway d key 4 river niger

Dah word "shy" is the reason why some ppl miss their blessing

Wenson n am still answering it. Some of mah friends even tink it's mah real name.

Akpofure