UncleLondon:
Guys be wishing they had one as a partner and ladies be wishing they were one, but when this is not possible they say it is outdated, no one cares, it is a measure of lack of opportunity.

U've nailed it all man

Genea:
myself

Hmm dats hard 2 bliv!!!!

Genea:
yes?? Virgin na

Are u talking abt ursef or ur 1st daughter?

PervyByNature:
I didnt overlook it bro... Its just that staying away from sx is hard in this generation. The people that wrote these rules only lived in a time when bogus gowns where the most fashionable items. Today we have to fight with the sight of thick chics on mini-skirts,leggings,spandex,crop-tops,bum shorts,LBD's. etc.. Its even worse when you're a handsome-successful bachelor. Its too hard mehn..

I agree wid u bro

Andrew114:
[center][/center]NKECHI is wrong,virgin do not affect ur fertility

Can u prove it?

Genea:
Team V all d way

Virgin kwanu?

mrsefan:
I'm a virgin any question

How old are u?

mjames:
Immoral, fornicators and adulterers will speak against it with all their strenght to silence their conscience

You are very correct bro

PervyByNature:
Aside from the bibles view-point, there is absolutely nothing wrong in having sex once you're legal. So OP...... Leave story

Aside 4rm d Bible view-point? y will u overlook d Bible's view-point in d 1st place boss?

Op wer d pishure

MEILYN:
Mehn, I don't really follow these rules when it comes to ladies. One thing you might want to know is that ladies have their different ways of thinking, acting and reciprocating. If you cannot sweet mouth a lady, then that is when you need all these so called rules. I don't need to read an ebook ask a lady out or to make her come to my house etc. Ask the girl the damn question, no be everybody sabi cook soup. If she says no now, find another way to make her change her mind. One thing is making her come to your house, another is making her suck your manhood for the rest of the day.
Me: I want to tell you something. I don't know if you will get angry.
She: Tell me, I won't get angry.
Me: forget it, I don't want to spoil this our on going friendship.
She: arrhannn, don't worry. I have promised you. I won't get angry at all. Just tell me.
Me: okay. I am not the kind of guy that invites girls to my house. In fact, I have never invited any girl to my house. Ohhh, I did invite a lady but the lady almost raped me in my own house. I ran away from home because of her. It is a long story I cannot tell. I just see you as someone who is close to me, I have noticed you are a good girl and you won't do that type of thing if I invite you over. Don't get me wrong, I just want to entertain and at least give you few drinks and a lot to eat, just to celebrate our newly found friendship. I don't know if you have a problem coming over. If you have a problem, then It is fine. I told you what I am about to say will get you angry.
She: lol, I am not angry. There is no big deal coming to your house. Did you just say a girl tried to rape you?
Me: Pick a date. I will tell you the full story when you come over. Don't even tell me no because I may come to your house to drag you over. If your dad looks at me and says, young man, where are you taking my daughter? I will look at him in the eyes and say, old man, this your angel of a daughter has been kidnapped by me. From now on, she is mine and mine a lone.
She: hahahahah, you are not serious. I can come tomorrow.
Gbam, trust me. When she comes. I will still find another means to have some fun with her. It is all about words bro. What to say, when to say it and how to say it. Sweet mouth can kill a lady, it can make her beg to come to your house. Lol..... Forget all these rules. They might not work.

Mah guy u too much no mind Op wit. him ebook

Growing up, a woman’s virginity was such a big issue
and a high value was placed on it.
From time immemorial, a woman’s virginity has been
seen as one of her most prized possessions and a
certain respect was accorded to any woman who
remained a virgin till marriage.
But with modernization came a new school which places
less value on a woman’s virginity. These days, virginity
is even seen as a curse. Girls have no qualms losing it
to the first man that comes their way.
In the days of old, a maiden was expected to go into
marriage as a virgin. If on the first night after the
marriage her husband discovered she was not a virgin,
her family gets instant condemnation.
But civilization has substantially changed the way
people perceive virginity. Today, there’s so much
pressure on girls to gain s*xual experience before
getting married as some men do not want to marry a
woman with no s*xual experience.
Most girls who have friends that are already sexually
active feel left out when they are discussing their
experiences, hence the urge to also experiment for
themselves.
Virgins are really very scarce these days as majority
loose it even before the age of 20. Some girls even
compete among themselves who would be the first to
lose her virginity.
But what is the big deal about virginity? Could it be the
secret to a happy marriage?
Let’s take a look at some of the answers given by some
Naij.com readers.
According to Ella Ada Obani, being a virgin does not
guarantee a happy marriage but it earns trust. “You
might be a virgin, but ur attitude and character is zero,”
she adds.
Owomoyela Abimbola Hanna said: “Yes it does, because
the bible doesn’t support s*x before marriage. And
whenever we do things according to the will of God, we
live a happy and fulfilled life.”
“It pays to be a virgin. If you are a virgin when you
pray, God answers you speedily because you have kept
yourself pure. Secondly, it is only a foolish man or a
‘man dog’ that does not have value for a virgin. Do you
know what it cost a lady to preserve her indecency for
just one man? Any husband that happens to be the first
to drink from the cistern of his wife should count
himself blessed. 2yrs ago, Imo state government was
giving out cars to serving female corpers that got
married as virgin. Let us teach our children to uphold
their virginity. Your virginity is your pride ,”Ebony
Celestine said.
Anekwe Nkechi believes that some girls are still virgin in
20’s but it has nothing to do with happiness in
marriage. She explains that some virgins find it difficult
to conceive, saying: “ so virgin or no virgin doesn’t
guarantee anything .”
Justynoble Ben is of the opinion that being a virgin can
guarantee a happy marriage to some extent because
your husband will always respect and cherish you and
with that he will hardly hurt you. “I f I am given such
privilege to be a virgin again, I would love to be ,” he
adds.
Eno Jonah said: “It doesn’t guarantee a successful
marriage but you’ll be happy about not having a dark
past. Your husband will always respect you for that, if
given another chance I’ll still be a virgin for him again.”
“The answer to this question is Yes & No. Being a virgin
guarantees a happy home as your hubby will cherish
you like gold not only that, he won’t have the mind to
cheat on you and you also earn respect trust from him.
On the other hand, why I say it doesn’t guarantee a
happy marriage is when you are married to the wrong
person. I am a virgin and am very proud of myself, still
love to be a virgin again in my next life,” Muslihat
Obomeghie said.
Another reader named Jane Odukwe said: “My question
is the man coming to marry a virgin, is he a virgin?
Typical no, so why is he looking for a virgin? Sounds as
if making marriage work is made for women alone.
What about the men, can’t they put effort to see that
their marriage works too .”
It is quite understandable that the pressure to remain a
virgin till marriage has become more and more difficult
in today’s world which celebrates waywardness,
immorality, indecency and stupidity more than
uprightness and decency.
But there are still a number of virgins out there and you
can be one of them. If you desire to, all you need to do
is make up your mind and determine to keep your
virginity till marriage.
Though it is not very easy, it is possible.

falconey:

falconey's ---- prettythickme wide mouth

Lolz

IamLEGEND1:

wetin i do ?

Bros nothing o, ah jst dy ask prettythicksme weda na like dat she dy save boys number 4 her phone

IamLEGEND1:
and the ladies have
BALOGUN ELECTRICIAN
FEMI MAGA
HOLY CHRIS etc etc

prettythicksme:

na like dis Shey?

Like seriously, one girl was going through
her boyfriend's phone and saw many funny
girls name saved in the phonebook viz;
Nuella small yash.
Becky stingy.
Cynthia small breast.
Chioma big yash.
Doris K-leg.
Favour long teeth.
Nancy chewing gum.
Maureen bad cook.
Vivian kezaya.
And she was having fun, laughing at all the
names she saw; and decided to check out
what her own number had been saved as
and when she dialled her number, what she
saw was
Ifeoma mouth odour.
# Kachifuo

TYPES OF SLAP

There are 6 major types of slaps, they are:

1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.

2)RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you're hit, u keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii, and voices on your head singing skelewu.

3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who re stronger than you.

4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros, sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o, I just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.

5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this kind, all you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This slap is from elder brothers.

6)RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap u start asking questions that don't need reply " Mark you slap me?..

AD:
There is no doubt that in our live experiences we have received one or more of these slaps, lol!

CC: Lalasticala, Ishilove, Seun.

Congrats

Noted. buh ah dnt tink dese will work wid Ufuoma n mah Warri babes

Slimzjoe:
We already know is Copy and paste but still try Edit am before Posting

Noted

Proposing marriage to the love of your life can definitely
be an overwhelming experience. Especially when you are
trying to be creative, romantic, and original. While
getting to the question you’ve been dying to ask can be
frightening, whether you want to do something elaborate
or something low-key, these ideas are sure to make you
the man of her dreams. It all starts with a great idea
and ends with the right question.
1. Beach
Go to the beach and build a sandcastle together at a
safe distance from the ocean.When your partner isn’t
looking, put the ring on the highest tower and ask her
to look at a strange creature. Just pop out the question
and tell her to get the ring.
2. Workplace
Sneak into your partner’s office in the morning before
she arrives. Write your proposal on her desk or a
blackboard and stay hidden from sight until she shows
up.
3. Cinema
Take her to see a movie and while you guys are trying
to get the tickets. just pop out the question. You can
also compose a short movie which displays the special
question on the screen, just pause, ask her to read
what’s written on the screen and it will be fun to see
her reaction afterwards.
4. Photography proposal
You can propose to your your girl by hiring a
professional photographer to take couple sessions for
you and her. Then propose to her during your photo
shoot while the photographer captures every moment.
5. First meeting place
Surprise her by inviting her to where you first met each
other. Make sure it’s well tidied up and decorated.
Recreate the same moment and then propose to her.
This will definitely move her and get embossed on her
memory for a lifetime.
6. Surprise package
You can propose to your partner with her most
cherished item like a perfume, a wristwatch, or even a
dress, chocolates and food delicacies. You make sure
the ring is hid inside the package and get it delivered to
her doorstep.
7. Party
Invite family members and friends for a party and have
everyone present wearing a T–shirt or carrying balloons
filled with helium bearing one of the letters in the phrase
“Will you marry me”? Then during the party suggest a
group picture to reveal the message.
8. Onboard
Plan a romantic trip for two to a beautiful city, while
you are on the plane use the loudspeaker system.
Propose at 35‚000 feet and of course get your proper
plan by the flight attendants first. Announce the
question and include her name.
9. Hotel
Go have a drink in an hotel bar after work or late in the
night with your partner. When it’s time to go, have
roses and candles all set up in your hotel room and ask
her to come check something out in the room while
she’s trying to ask you questions like what you guys are
still doing in an hotel by that time of the day, just pop
out the question and she will definitely scream to
respond.
Propose to her in an usual way and she will never forget
the experience in a life time, Just make sure it’s
somewhere romantic or public so she will definitely say
yes not no! But remember to ask her parents if you can
marry her, otherwise they won’t be happy with you.

A friend shared this picture with me on Whatsapp
and ask how much will be required to clothe them.
Seriously, its time we set our priorities right in this
country. We are not asking government to be
dashing people money, we are only asking for
policies that will create an environment where
entrepreneur can survive. Where farmers will be
rewarded for their labour.
This is the right time for us to speak for ourselves
and for the sake of our brothers.
It is well with my country. Amen!! I believe this,
what of you

It’s time to have a frank discussion about lying and
deceit. I see a lot of fears floating around in the the
dating world and it can be disheartening.
In order to have a truly fulfilling relationship (or even
start a healthy relationship) with a great guy, you need
to come from a place of strength, confidence, and
fulfillment.
Whenever a relationship goes sour (or fails to launch),
it’s almost always caused by some tiny fear, doubt,
worry or insecurity that grows and festers until you feel
overwhelmed by the whole ordeal.
And what happens? Your fears and worries compel you
to confirm whether they’re real or imaginary. You stop
enjoying the relationship for what it is and start craving
validation and confirmation that it’s “the real deal.”
And there’s only one thing that manifests from that
place… neediness.
These days, people are quick to throw the concept of
neediness around without actually looking at what it is.
I’ve had some of my female readers complain that the
term neediness makes it sound like I’m framing women
as weak, fragile, insecure creatures that just cling to
men (and stress them out).
Nothing could be further from the truth. I think women
bring a tremendous strength and power to the table in
relationships… when they have access to it and are free
of their own fears.
Men and women have fears. Those fears are greater
now more than ever really since there’s an entire
industry devoted to making sure men and women are
wrought with insecurities so they buy products (sowing
in and agitating tiny insecurities is the bread and butter
of the marketing world).
A major fear is being lied to deceived which brings me
to the main question of this article: Why do men lie?
Here are a few potential reasons:

1. They don’t want to hurt your feelings. And if you’ve
shown yourself to be a girl who gets upset and
dramatic when he tells you the truth, you’re essentially
training him to say what you want to hear to keep the
peace. At best, it’s sugarcoating or avoiding a volatile
subject. At worst, it’s a straight up lie to avoid drama
and waterworks.Weak? Cowardly? Sure, but men live in
the mindset of wins and losses, victories and defeats.
What’s the upside to being honest if it simply leads to a
more difficult life with no perceived upside. Which
brings me to the next point…

2. They don’t want the drama.
Like I was saying, if not telling the truth is harmless enough and being honest
will just cause drama, heartache and grief for both
parties, why would a man want to do it? I’m not
advocating the behavior and I hold honesty as a high
virtue for myself, but part of looking at this requires us
to be honest about human nature: Humans (men and
women) want to make life easier for ourselves, not
harder. And that’s not the case if there’s…
No perceived upside. If you want the truth and honesty,
find a way to reward that behavior, not punish it by
putting him through hell.

3. They want to impress you and/or they don’t feel like
“enough” without lying or putting up a front.
From one angle, you could almost look at this one as a
compliment: the guy is trying to impress you because he
doesn’t feel “good enough” to get you on his own. It’s
not a compliment though – it’s not only insecure
behavior, but it also doesn’t allow for a real foundation
to be built for a relationship. For a guy to be honest
with you, he has to be secure enough in himself to
know that you’ll still want him if he’s “real” with you.
OK, now I want to step back because I can imagine that
my points may have enraged certain readers, who are
ready to comment with things like, “Why should we have
to reward his dumb ass for not lying?” And “why
shouldn’t we put him through hell if the truth is that
he’s an jerk?”
Easy there – let me put it to you like this.
First, this isn’t a male-female thing. I’m talking about
human nature – no one gender is more or less
habitually a “liar”.
You know all sorts of women who lie to their female
friends on occasion… you may or may not have done it
yourself

chigoizie7:
Ogbeni calm down. Na old stroy, Haba!!!

ok no vex

chigoizie7:
Old / Long story

Summarize

chigoizie7:
Dis reminds me of what I ve been meaning never to remember. She was d best, still miss her though
Her:- assho!e m /A5hawo m
Me:- b!tch m / A5hawo m
Funi pet names, but we had no Prob with that even in public.

Wer is she now?

AsanwaKC:

Adult baby now with 32teeth.. haba

Ah dnt like dah name 'baby' it always make me feel like a child wen ever any bae calls me baby

obiak4:

OK it izon not ijaw as popularly called but it is permissible to call it ijaw but the true spelling is izon

U mean another name 4 Ijaw is Izon? hw cum am hearing dis 4 d 1st time?

MzzTega:
I hear o.

Ok oooo

Wen yuh were HAPPY because u sate together yuh enjoyed the MUSIC.
Buh now u are sad because of the break up, Yuh undastand the LYRICS....!!!


How true is it?