₦airaland Forum

paradigmshift:
hahahaha riffraff always going off the point because you have nothing to offer. well I know your age now but I will not blame your parents for your stupidity or being a coward Even though they contributed a bit lol. your are very familiar with the zoo ,did you escape from the zoo? am sure your parents are working in the zoo or most of your family members , you will be very good in feeding those antelopes or monkeys because you look alike. read all you wrote and you see you off the point big time.you can't use the word fu-k here on Nairaland, if you write in full, it will auto change to bleep when you post ,so you try it yourself and see you are the one standing with one leg. claiming to be a niga on Nairaland lol, keyboard gangster but you go respect me when you see me for real life. bnaira or bkobo no even know u, u dey here dey masturbate on e head, go get a life scarecrow. hope you dn chop this morning, good morning oya come chop make your head straight lol

your brain still dey slow motion .. You crawl with your thoughts .. No single wisdom in your lineage .. A family of animals .. Dumb castes. Useless entities .. See this mumu that your supposed animal mother reached menopause before she married your orangutan father. You are a crowned bastard ..

paradigmshift:
hahahaha riffraff always going off the point because you have nothing to offer. well I know your age now but I will not blame your parents for your stupidity or being a coward Even though they contributed a bit lol. your are very familiar with the zoo ,did you escape from the zoo? am sure your parents are working in the zoo or most of your family members , you will be very good in feeding those antelopes or monkeys because you look alike. read all you wrote and you see you off the point big time.you can't use the word fu-k here on Nairaland, if you write in full, it will auto change to bleep when you post ,so you try it yourself and see you are the one standing with one leg. claiming to be a niga on Nairaland lol, keyboard gangster but you go respect me when you see me for real life. bnaira or bkobo no even know u, u dey here dey masturbate on e head, go get a life scarecrow. hope you dn chop this morning, good morning oya come chop make your head straight lol

ofcos' i feed you and your family at the zoo just to save your miserable orangutan lineage from going extinction due to hunger plight.
respect is reciprocal .. That applies to humans ..animals like your family deserve no respect you should be treated like the animals that you are. I'm a scarecrow that deceives null skulled animals like your ugly self ..

paradigmshift:
how manage did you even pass your waec lol? exam malpractice lineage spotted. your father was supposed to pass some common sense to you now or you traded your common sense for data ?? leme break it down for you since your brain can't hold water, you made mention of how your father was among the slave Masters and how e auctioned his other children for palm oil but you were rejected because u re worthless , your age during that era when calculated should be 49 now or something lol but you said you were 18 , so I played you and you gave me your real Age, won't be surprised to deny tomorrow but thanks to modify option, u can always modify lol. as for bleep, using the word fu*ck is an abusive word here on Nairaland, automatically it will change to bleep. don't be surprised, you can give it a try. There's no way I can give you a job lol because you are working for bnaira or bkobo as a body guard, so keep your affidavit of age declaration to yourself.. food is ready, come chop ,see as I dey call u to eat cos recession affect your brain too since you put another man mtter for head..midle finger

see this goat claiming he was smart .. Dullard! Oya, tell whoever sent you(Your dumb mother) that you failed miserably. Ordinary cucumber stroking houseboy.Don't you usually shove it up your asshole?Then you come here to rant like a hornbill.Go get your leaking sh*t hole sawn up before you come spilling sh*t on the thread.Get off my celli racoon!]see the mumu saying the word fu(k is abusive .. Ode and he said et .. Now you see why i tell you say your brain dey coma for life. Go read more about evolution to know your roots more .. Animal .. To the zoo you belong. Back to the top atleast i have data. Your father doesn't even have any sense not to talk of trading et .. All he had in that dumb head of his was garbage and trust me he had no choice other than pass et to the garbage collector,his so called bastard. Your brain is a collection of garbage,a refuse dump. So mo'Fu(ka i cant dumb down to your level .. If you don't get spend your miserable life pondering pon this. Suckka

androidroot:
Mehn people are surprising me this days.. Too much runs.. Where can I runs my own guys? I don't wanna stay at home next year.. Any good link guys?

seems you like that UNIhome Wey you dey ..you want to runs your ? No doubt you'd remain if you try .. Go n read bro.

paradigmshift:
hahaha you declaring different ages , [sub][/sub]


alien roaming on earth looking for whom to devour. this is your Waterloo. by the way why are you declaring so many age, from 45-18 , very soon you go upload affidavit, I never promised you a job bro so stay with your real age or you no know when them born you. alien gat no age I forgot. you wey dey born for person backyard. go Bleep yourself bro. aiit good afternoon

you see how retarded your brain is .. When did i say 45 ? .. You need a vet. To check you animal. The idiot that has no income wants to promise another job.. And the idiot said go Bleep yourself.. Just as your orangutan mother did before she found a miserable being to give birth to an idiot like you !

Why all this restlessness ? If all Nigerians don't subscribe they would feel the heat also but e no possible Na .. Even if Na 1k 10mb people must still buy am

somadinho10:
Sai baba .......*dodges bottle*

LOL!

BiafraBushBoy:
He died a fool..

No rest for him...

Nonsense!!...

*spits on his dead body*

hahahahaha. My nigga don vex finish .. *spits on the spit on his dead body*

LaExpert:
Not exactly. The man made really good points.

What's the point of the 'screening exercise' if JAMB is sufficient for admission?
Why should a prospective candidate pay #2500 for what's not an exam? Paying #2500 for someone to look through his O' Level? That's unjust.

bros don't say that oh. Should et be free? Or eez et their parents that would look through the 0'level. #2500 is not too bad compared to 5k or 10k writing the exam and still failing then you loose at both ends.

jaxmand:
That one Na school...make better Vc talk .

e tire me oh.
and he's still saying #2,500 is small to the private universities. Nna sikwa onye'ahun ka'o pakicha well oh

paradigmshift:
sorry bro from your analysis, you just told me your age. you must be a father now or a graduated bachelor looking for whom to devour lol. your father auction his other children because they worth a fortune but he kept you aside out of frustration because the slave masters find you useless. your mumu dn tey wey they folow you senior man. is never too late to put your car on reverse and make your parents proud.. how your area now. I hail you

nna wisdom eludes you .. Etz no new thing that animals behave the you and your people do. You don't think,I'm 18 and i know more than you'd ever know .. Animals don't give birth in the hospital Na so you should know where your roots are. So foolishly,they embraced stupidity. If you don't know you are the last caste of your lineage.with stupidity you cant live furthermore. Stay away from humans . Ode

paradigmshift:
go back and read the convos and see that you are shallow minded , you can't even comprehend little words. you can pass the phone to your neighbour to help translate for you because you are suffering from brain leakage. bkobo body guard. no go find money. product of baby factory. where your brain is needed to work, it won't but it will boot itself when it comes to issues that don't worth it. good Evening, u dn chop.

ask your father.. The idiot still didn't answer!
when your brain is out of sleep mode tell me..
ofete like you .. Told you go to the zoo before before you contaminate humans .. Ebola infested animal. Even if you dumb headed parents didn't sell you during the slave trade,they thought et a wise investment keeping you for sale like the animal you are .. All they need is a rope with a catalog to your neck to place you on auction ..

paradigmshift:
you dey defend person wey your senior. single shame you no get and even d bkobo no even know you and you dey here they form Na my guy. lmao. my parents are doing well and am blessed bro. u no get respect for your parent abi you be product of baby factory??. keep your hustle on bro and God bless you .aiit good afternoon, shey u don chop..

iriat! Thought i told you your brain was stone cold. I asked you if bnaira was 18? As cleanslated as your head is you didn't answer . You are daft and a sheer representation of misfortune,regret and a mistake to your parents .. A fool begets a fool.so i know where you got your silly archaic mindset from.

paradigmshift:
You are complete joke. Miserable gold digger . claiming itk on Nairaland but in real life u be dullard. Masturbating on some one else life.. Do something meaningful this morning and stop being a mess. Aiit

if you didn't read well. "YOU BELONG TO THE ZOO". Just incase .
by the way the "masturbating on someone else 's life" for you mind you think animal play on words? Useless being .. I tell you say your brain dey COMA . A racoon is smarter than you are.. Imp see this lowlife Wey nobody know dey castigate person Wey him own name dey known. Bnaira no get money . Na your papa come get a fortune Na.. Mumu

paradigmshift:
read wetin u write again and no one will tell you that someone fingered your brain . how much did you auction your brain ? you and zoo are synonymous . I still wonder why you are pained lol. my parents are proud and they are Ok so focus on yours. how old are you again ??

nna eeh.. I never see when somebody carry stupidity with utmost pride.
your parents are proud of you,eez normal Na.
like the animal you are you should be familiar with the saying that "Monkey no fine but im mama like am".. Get off my celli nigga.

paradigmshift:
u n bnaira = 0. how many years u take senior bnaira..be claiming don here on Nairaland.. don't go n hustle , be forming e-bodyguard lmao..contradicting yourself and am like why you pained..eeya you don't even know me bro ,very quick to type gab here lol claiming Mr intellectual but nothing to write home about..animal on uniform that's what you are. bungalow grade nothing upstairs. lmao

ideeat! I know say you go still quote me .. Don't know when bnaira turned 18..
if you auditioned for your village's not got sense you go still fail.. Anu mpama.. I told you offer your self to the zoo and do your parents proud .they await you there ..
you Wey no get any shi shi dey condemn another. See how your reasoning is retarded and archaic. Mpi ! The zoo awaits your return your families are there.

paradigmshift:
animal on uniform..bnaira spoke man. broke ass niggas...

idiot .. You'd should try making good investment for your family .. Go to the zoo so where your friends are so your family can get tips for the viewing of their animal they reproduced .. Trust me humans don't give birth to animals .. You are an animal .. Or you are a mixbreed .. Foolish thing .. Like say you fit be bnaira your entire life.. Your brain dey Coma if you no know!

paradigmshift:
how old are u ?? y d insult and am sure being insultive runs in your lineage. we are just talking here as guys..am just trying to pair bnaira to investor n CO n DT all.. I have my money n u ve yours. so y d insult..

Shut the hell up! Dazz all

What happened to that aspirant who used Barney as ondo masquerade?

thesicilian:
Why did they tie the mouth? They should have freed the alligator's limbs and mouth so it can help them give praise properly.

LMAO!(: this kind of aggresive creature .. Eetz the chairs et would first scatter(Just imagine et was those plastic chairs).. Make e scatter offering box chop the money then he go know say he that is in the pastor is stronger than he that is ....

See these Nigerians forming good citizens .. "Cruelty towards animals" oh my goist .i cannur laff.. Na these same people wey you go joke with go tell you say you deserve to be treated like an animal! Biko how are animals treated?

paradigmshift:
bnaira no get money, aremogucci dey bam, investor bj dope but I love hushpuppi d most

"Bnaira no get money". You talk foolishly .. Like say your papa get any apparel.

he get,he no get.. Eez his money .. You wise you no wise eez your stoopeedeeteey

scrapNG:
up gunnerzzzzz !!!

make i laff first


now, who do you this thing?

If God were to do new invents,let him allow people who died see themselves dying/dead.
he should have been alive to see himself dead(even if na 1min). Suicide ? *Stupid bwoi* he for use tissue paper hang himself or nepa Rope.. Mtcheeew.

















I dey vex. How can you keep your parents and loved ones in disarray?

I can't sip any Coke because of this bwai

She knows where she's coming from!..
Nigeria doesn't have such platform .. I watched some guys play at a local field in our area till now they still there without even a Nigerian club side.and you hear lahm joining bayern when he was 11. We'd get such environment someday. That doesn't mean you can't create your own environment or set goals .. Everything eez possible

Why treat kids like this?.. Baba God .. I wan born 5(you know say na 3boys 2girls) and adopt 15

Re connect.. Na Wi-Fi?

My igbo sister hahahaha.. If onye afonja'ahun no dey there beg ehn?.. Igbo men no need money for bail,just beg them make them march your head,all is settled.

enomakos:
tp mazembe are better

Right. That club is rich and plays well
if he's that good he shoulda remained in Congo..

davtosh:
But must he kill himself? When you want to do such and you remember the people that love you that you will put into agony and gross sadness that alone is enough to have a change of heart not to talk of after life damnation.

May God console his parents. to say he should rest in peace is nonsense because it's glaring tru the pix, he is not at peace.

you are so on point .. He's not at peace. By the way he's so stupid (don't speak Ill about the dead) he didn't die,he killed himself.
sometimes people go just dey vex me.. Being alive is sweet not minding your situation .
*rubbish* if reasons were true .highest na police station he go land .. Thank God this is Nigeria, his bail has a price tag .

Foolishness..
nna eeh.. If that guy manage wake up, I go use my hand kill am again.

The girl dey see the impact of the igbo man on top her hubby na. For her mind her hubby dey play for foreign clubside..

Wait. TB Mazembe and IUFC who's better in all ramification?