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Crime › Re: 3 Men Caught Trying To Kidnap A Car Dealer In Lagos, Stripped & Tortured by Westerhoffe(m): 7:58pm On Aug 21, 2024
If you leave them for those lynch, they'd be transformed into Chinese Mode in a matter of minutes.

But why engage in kidnapping in the first place?

Romance › Re: "No Girl Is Genuinely Happy Until She Gets Married" - Nigerian Lady by Westerhoffe(m): 7:56pm On Aug 21, 2024
EreluRoz:
She's right especially when you have crossed 30. Also no man is happy as a single man, he will also feel less of a man seeing his mates with wives and kids. So it's both ways and let's not pretend about it.
Mmm…

EreluRoz:
Exactly and redpill too
These thine comments didst shocketh me a little because I wast expecting that thou shalt blast and roast the original poster.

There is hope that not all men are fit for the bottle anymore.
Sports › Re: Some Funny Perfect Timing Pictures In Football by Westerhoffe(m): 10:51pm On Aug 20, 2024
The goalkeeper decided to catch that guy's head to save the ball.
Politics › Re: EXCLUSIVE: Senator Ifeanyi Ubah Dies After Undergoing Weight Loss Surgery by Westerhoffe(m): 6:32pm On Jul 27, 2024
At times... The people they call common man are better informed than they are.

Weight loss that F & C Wonder Bitters did for me in just one week without purge, he went and executed himself with an expensive execution…

Too bad…
Education › Re: Rare Historical Photos That Will Make You Appreciate Life And Moments by Westerhoffe(m): 8:25am On Jul 27, 2024
The first one was ticketed for wearing a bikini in public… that was when there was still sanity, decency, and modesty.
Let's show them how they used to dress before Satan joined the Fashion Industry.
Politics › Re: Professor Pat Utomi Responds To Bayo Onanuga's Accusations by Westerhoffe(m): 8:01am On Jul 21, 2024
I do not know Professor Pat Utomi, neither have I ever met him before, but for GOD to reveal he is the only one who would have Nigerians in mind and care for them as a President still makes me wonder why we would never get it right during our Presidential elections.
Travel › Re: Irish Citizens Express Displeasure About Nigerians Moving Into Their Country by Westerhoffe(m): 9:50pm On Jul 19, 2024
wink
Politics › Re: N70,000 Minimum Wage, NLC/TUC Leaders Compromised by Westerhoffe(m): 7:12am On Jul 19, 2024
Does anyone in the picture attached look like they survive on their salary?

Go to the market, check the prices of foodstuffs, and compare it to their applauded salary.

This is how you know your true leaders, and those posing as your leaders.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christianity And Polygamy by Westerhoffe(op): 4:20pm On Jul 18, 2024
StillDtruth:
See another example of all the sins and evils a person commits on his way to polygamy

https://www.nairaland.com/8139061/popular-nairalander-sir-jarus-admits#130701337
Is there any record Abraham, David, Solomon, etc beats their wives?
Politics › Re: Top 10 African Countries With Highest Number Of Hungry People - Business Insider by Westerhoffe(m): 12:24pm On Jul 18, 2024
This is where Muslim-Muslim Ticket led the country to…
Several of my Muslim neighbors here can't talk again.
Due to their bad choice, some are bound indoors as life becomes more difficult.
They were blinded by tribalism and religious bigotry.

Enjoy ya Dividends of Democrazy.

Crime › Re: Policeman Nabbed For Alleged Car Theft In Kogi by Westerhoffe(m): 5:20am On Jul 17, 2024
When the Security becomes the Predator…
Romance › Re: Forget How Old You Are, Marry The Right Person by Westerhoffe(m): 9:47am On Jul 12, 2024
EreluRoz:
You have been looking for bottles to enter since time immemorial
I don't need bottle…
I reject it.
I will never enter that trap ever in my life.
Romance › Re: Forget How Old You Are, Marry The Right Person by Westerhoffe(m): 2:32pm On Jul 11, 2024
EreluRoz:
Ladies who gets to that age without finding a husband were most probably dating their age mate when they were younger. No smart lady who knows what she's doing dates her age mate or within her age range. I can't be in my twenties and be dating a man in his twenties, Dem no swear for me.
You never jam man wey go keep you inside bottle that's why the grammar long.

Romance › Re: Forget How Old You Are, Marry The Right Person by Westerhoffe(m): 2:21pm On Jul 11, 2024
RealityKings:
My advice to women is forget about marriage for now. Go and hustle; make money.
When you have alot of money, men will be running after you. Wait till you are 35 or more.

Don't even think about any man right now because obviously you are broke. Broke people should not think about disturbing an innocent guy with marriage.
grin grin
And you want to make heaven like this with all these vawulence in your heart? Mr, your mind no clean at all o!

Politics › Re: 10 Things To Know About The Samoa Agreement by Westerhoffe(m): 4:29pm On Jul 08, 2024
I, will never trust this government on anything they say.
Politics › Re: Comparing Nigeria To Other African Countries Is A Shame by Westerhoffe(op):
Remman:
Op, even you don't understand our problem. Our problem is that the money for the budget is unaccounted for. 60% of the money end up as loot otherwise EFCC wouldn't be chasing ex government officials up and down which yet a lot of them are let go due to one sentiment or another. Even president Buhari even pardoned a convicted one. So, you seem not to get the tail of our problems. They don't even know what to prioritise in the country they lead with the budget's money. Tinubu spent over 90billion on Muslims who went to die in Mecca. Of what economic value is that? You've also heard the billions both governors & president spent on trips that yielded no economic results. He recently spent over 200million on tyres & over 20billion on first lady's office. God knows how many billions they'll spend on the new jet they intend to buy.

Who cares how much is our budget if the right things are done? Maybe you just heard a court asking one of Buhari's ministers to account for over 700billion.

Guy, is that the way to go?
In Nigeria, corruption can not be stopped because those who should stop it are the ones behind it…

I am only saying if we compare our exchange rates to that of other countries, see how much our budget would result to, and what it can be used for positively.
Politics › Comparing Nigeria To Other African Countries Is A Shame by Westerhoffe(op):
I stumbled on a post on the front page this morning about the Opebi-Mende link bridge, but in the comment section, I spotted some comments I'd like to reflect on.

https://www.nairaland.com/8147489/opebi-mende-bridge-reaches-85-completion#130848276

Comparing the Nigerian Naira to max calculations in the US Dollars should no longer be mentioned in comments because Nigeria devalued the naira. No African countries asked us to. Pointing that our budget is too low is crazy observing how much it results in Naira.

Following the attached meme/graphical statistic in the spotted comment, here are the exchange rates of the mentioned countries:

1 US Dollar to Egyptian Pound is 48.01.
Meaning, if our exchange rate is $1 - ₦48.01k, our ₦27Tr Budget would have been $563Bn.

1 US Dollar to South African Rand is 18.15.
Meaning, if our exchange rate is $1 to ₦18.15k, our ₦27Tr Budget would have been $1.48Tr.

1 US Dollar to Algerian Dinar is 134.28.
Meaning, if our exchange rate is $1 to ₦134.28k, our ₦27Tr Budget would have been $201Bn.

1 US Dollar to Moroccan Dirham is 9.87.
Meaning, if our exchange rate is $1 to ₦9.87, our ₦27Tr Budget would have been $2.7Tr.

1 US Dollar to Kenyan Shilling is 128.25.
Meaning, if our exchange rate is $1 to ₦128.25k, our ₦27Tr Budget would have been $210.5Bn.

1 US Dollar to Angolan Kwanza is 867.50.
Meaning, if our exchange rate is $1 to ₦867.50, our ₦27Tr Budget would have been $31.1Bn.

1 US Dollar to Tunisian Dinar is 3.12.
Meaning, if our exchange rate is $1 to ₦3.12k, our ₦27Tr Budget would have been $8.65Tr.

1 US Dollar to 4.87 Libyan Dinar is 4.87.
Meaning, if our exchange rate is $1 to ₦4.87, our ₦27Tr Budget would have been $5.54Tr.

1 US Dollar to Ghanaian Cedi is 15.40.
Meaning, if our exchange rate is $1 to ₦15.40, our ₦27Tr Budget would have been $1.75Tr.


Imagine what we would have been able to achieve with such amount as budget?
It would have surpassed every other countries in Africa by a great margin.

Now, consider how much the Naira exchanges to the US Dollar today?

So, Nigeria is its own problem.

Politics › Re: Private Jets Being Used For Money Laundering, Others – Keyamo by Westerhoffe(m): 11:00am On Jun 28, 2024
Does he have one?
Let's wait until he acquires one, then we'll hear his view again…

Foreign Affairs › Re: West Africa Defense Chiefs Propose 5,000-Strong Standby Forces by Westerhoffe(m): 10:50am On Jun 28, 2024
The moment you realize the Stand-By Force are someone else's children, husbands, uncles, brothers, and sons… including none from those making the proposal…

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Vs Biden: Joe, You Did A Great Job - Jill Biden by Westerhoffe(m): 10:27am On Jun 28, 2024
This is not even my problem…
Their debate is an American problem.
Let Argentina just loan Nigeria their president for 7 years and take ours for free…we'll even pay them annually.

Christianity Etc › Re: We'll Build A Better One: Pastr Chris Reacts To Burning Of Christ Embassy Church by Westerhoffe(m): 10:25am On Jun 24, 2024
How did the fire start?
The cause should be investigated…
Christianity Etc › Re: Christianity And Polygamy by Westerhoffe(op): 10:29pm On Jun 21, 2024
StillDtruth:
See proof you are a mad person! For no where did i call you to come to hear my views and opinions nor did i force you to sit down to hear them and brainwash you with them.

You came here on your own and expressed your disagreement which i have answered to the point you had nothing reasonable to say anymore which is where your madness began and you started resorting to lies and.deflections and raising unending useless issues out of my responses like a mad person.

Obviously you are cyber psycho stalker and you will end like all psychos end!
I'm not a stalker. I've only been replying to your comments and correcting your errors.
And by the way, you came to my thread to express your heresy, which I countered. Now, that pissed you off?
You're just getting all worked up over nothing and you're still not saying anything reasonable.

How do psychos end?
Christianity Etc › Re: Christianity And Polygamy by Westerhoffe(op): 11:24am On Jun 21, 2024
StillDtruth:
And i always end up finding out and saying you are a mad person and a very stupid liar for if you were truly reasonable and normal then you would have known that lies and deflections and twistings and changing issues are signs of madness and stupidity.

But who can show you that you are mad?
You keep calling me a mad person due to the difficulty you're encountering not succeeding in brainwashing me.
I'm a headache to you on this platform, and until you realize your heresy and errors, I'll continue to be.
Christianity Etc › Re: What This Woman's Husband Saw After Dying by Westerhoffe(m): 7:19pm On Jun 20, 2024
LordReed:
Yup.
Mmm…
Christianity Etc › Re: Christianity And Polygamy by Westerhoffe(op): 7:19pm On Jun 20, 2024
StillDtruth:
Who does not get angry when a person who ww think is reasonable, does not say anything reassonable, even continually? Especially to the point of lying and deflecting when it is clear you had nothing to say?

Clearly, you have nothing to aay!
But you sure do agree that I have always been reasonable, only it offends your spirit that your errors keep getting exposed.

I should be the one angry, but you see, I'm not…
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 031 The Broad Way Or The Narrow Where Are You? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:56am On Jun 20, 2024
MaxInDHouse:
First of all have you agreed that the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob declared His faithful WORSHIPERS as His WITNESSES? smiley
A FAITHFUL WORSHIPER WILL NOT CONTRADICT THE TRUTH OF THE TRUE GOD.
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 031 The Broad Way Or The Narrow Where Are You? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:50am On Jun 20, 2024
MaxInDHouse:
First of all have you agreed that the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob declared His faithful WORSHIPERS as His WITNESSES? smiley
MaxInDHouse:
So when the Bible mention God it means they are all the same shey?

Well the verses i quoted specifically mentioned that ancient servants of God were WITNESSES of someone that's the context! wink
Majority of your doctrines contradict what GOD said, and you tell me you're His witnesses?
Is a witness supposed to change the truth of the sender into a lie?

GOD said the world will be no more: you asked where would GOD put it? And that GOD lied about terminating the earth, but that He would wash it… with what? Hypo or SoKlin?

JESUS CHRIST said He's going to prepare a place for those who believe in Him, you said only the 144,000 will be saved. Then what's your basis for being a witness if you expect to be a castaway?
GOD said He shall save a multitude out of all kindreds and tongues, you said it's a lie.

You contradict the Apostles who believe GOD will melt this earth, and yet you claim to be one of them.

Who are you deceiving?
Whose witness are you?

In the Old Testament, the Bible says:


Psalms 102 (KJV)
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
²⁵ Of old hast thou laid the foundation of the earth: and the heavens are the work of thy hands.
²⁶ They shall perish, but thou shalt endure: yea, all of them shall wax old like a garment; as a vesture shalt thou change them, and they shall be changed:


JWs, stop spreading heresy, it's Satanic.
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 031 The Broad Way Or The Narrow Where Are You? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:32am On Jun 20, 2024
MaxInDHouse:
At least WITNESSES appear in all those verses so you should tell me those ancient servants of God were WITNESSES of who o? smiley
So, that's how you explain the Bible? angry
Well, there is 'witness' in the following too:


“And Moses laid up the rods before the LORD in the tabernacle of witness.”
— Numbers 17:7 (KJV)

“Whoso killeth any person, the murderer shall be put to death by the mouth of witnesses: but one witness shall not testify against any person to cause him to die.”
— Numbers 35:30 (KJV)

“The hands of the witnesses shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterward the hands of all the people. So thou shalt put the evil away from among you.”
— Deuteronomy 17:7 (KJV)

“False witnesses did rise up; they laid to my charge things that I knew not.”
— Psalms 35:11 (KJV)


Does this mean it's JWs too? undecided

You will not contradict His words if you are a true witness of GOD.
So, you're a false witness, pretending to be a true witness.

“I know thy works, and thy labour, and thy patience, and how thou canst not bear them which are evil: and thou hast tried "THEM WHICH SAY THEY ARE APOSTLES, AND ARE NOT," and hast found them liars:”
— Revelation 2:2 (KJV)


The above bolded is what best describes you guys.
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 031 The Broad Way Or The Narrow Where Are You? by Westerhoffe(m): 8:15am On Jun 20, 2024
MaxInDHouse:
YES!
Our God hid that name from Satan and all his agents throughout human history that's why you people don't know that it's the name our God chose to call His worshipers in this end time! Isaiah 65:15

Paul declared that all servants of God from Abel till the first century were JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES! Hebrews 12:1

Our God called faithful Israelites His Witnesses {Isaiah 43:10} apostle John called Jesus the most faithful JEHOVAH'S WITNESS! Revelations 1:5

So YES all faithful servants of God in ancient times were JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES! smiley
cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Listen to yourself!
GOD hid the name!?
From Satan?
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Wait, how old are you?


“And ye shall leave your name for a curse unto my chosen: for the Lord GOD shall slay thee, and call his servants by another name:”
— Isaiah 65:15 (KJV)

“Wherefore seeing we also are compassed about with so great a cloud of witnesses, let us lay aside every weight, and the sin which doth so easily beset us, and let us run with patience the race that is set before us,”
— Hebrews 12:1 (KJV)

“Ye are my witnesses, saith the LORD, and my servant whom I have chosen: that ye may know and believe me, and understand that I am he: before me there was no God formed, neither shall there be after me.”
— Isaiah 43:10 (KJV)

“And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,”
— Revelation 1:5 (KJV)


Do you even understand these quotes at all?
Christianity Etc › Re: JW 031 The Broad Way Or The Narrow Where Are You? by Westerhoffe(m):
MaxInDHouse:
Jesus commissioned a group and prophesied that this group will be known globally for their zealous preaching and industrious teaching of the Good News of God's kingdom have you seen them in your neighbourhood? smiley
Were the Apostles JWs?
Was Paul a JW?
Was Steven a JW?


Evil travels far more than good. That you guys go about preaching heresy does not make you a gospel preacher.
If you have been brainwashed, I have not been.
Because I see you love telling too many lies to cover up your cult.
Now tell me, were the Apostles JWs?
Christianity Etc › Re: What This Woman's Husband Saw After Dying by Westerhoffe(m): 7:44am On Jun 20, 2024
LordReed:
LoLz.
Yes now… is it funny?
Christianity Etc › Re: Christianity And Polygamy by Westerhoffe(op): 7:44am On Jun 20, 2024
StillDtruth:
You are being very silly. You are the one with understanding issues interpreting stupudly, twisting and contorting rubbish and now that you find that you have nothing to say, you now resorting to lies and contortions. You obviously are going mas!
You're just getting furious by the comment you make each time because I just kept pointing out your errors.
What's all the 'silly' 'stupid' 'mad' for?
Because you couldn't comprehend anymore?

I've been asking you sound questions, but instead of you giving a decent reply, you'd flare up in rage… typical of you.

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