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DubaiLandLord2:
I blame the owner of this keke napep for this. He could have just stay indoor for today.

Now that his keke have been burnt, what next?

When you're in Rome, you have to do like Romans.

If him get emergency nko? If him wife wan give birth nko? Make him use leg run go? How can we be putting sand in each other's garri? What is tis man to do now? His source of livelihood. Where will he get money to feed his family tomorrow?
This is all shades of wrong.

sonmvayina:
We all experience death every day. Sleep is temporal death while death is permanent sleep..

Death is deception, it is an illusion as we are all eternal. We are not this body.

This tin you said, only very few know.

Bruxxels:
Both are okay. Social worker seems to be a hot cake though. You know always change into any course once you get to your uni. IT pay more but highly competitive for PR but demands for SW is high.

Boss, I'm into I.T, web development to be precise. What will be the best route for me to take to get a working visa and relocate to Australia. I went to their website and saw something about it amongst skilled occupations but a lot of the grammar that they are using, i dont understand. Please advise me, thank you.

3500mah 4hrs SOT

AuroraB:
Mehnnnn, I HATE dogs with passion
I hate owners who allow their dogs wander around, terrifying people

I like tis ur name.

Dgreat97:
For your standard CV, don't forget to contact us

Edit tis ur post. For your standard CV, contact us!, remove the don't forget to. Keep it simple please

tammyf:
u can call me 0-8-0-6-4-9-8-5-0-6-4

Done. Thank you.

tammyf:
are u in portharcourt ?

No, I’m at Onitsha

tammyf:
i want to start a cold room business in ph .i need a mentor plz....I am set financially but don't want to make any mistake ...

plz any body in d house who is experienced ? I need info on how to set up the cold room ,get my supply of fish and chicken in a cheaper rate .

I heard importing goods from Cameroon is cheaper or from some Chinese companies in Lagos...I believe 3m will be enough for it as I already have a quarter plot of land in the market

I’m also interested in starting tis business but in small scale but i have no idea how the business work, please can you share with me what you’ve learned so far abeg. You can reach me on WhatsApp 08119202999. Thank you.

Nigerians, you are weak, all of you reading this are cowards. You millions sit and watch the few steal from u and ur generations to come and u still worshipping them and praising them. The politicians are under us, we elect them to serve us but we have forgotten that. Let's band together and fight, enough is enough. I don't care for myself, i care for my children, cos things will only get worse from now on if we sit still and let these thieving politicians keep stealing from us. Lets beat them, burn them and stone them anywhere we see them cause if u give them the chance, they will do worse to you. Infact, they are already doing it, they steal billions that should be used to make our lives better, and they use it for themselves. U think that's not wickedness of the highest order? U think they care about you? How many people have died because of bad roads, inadequate hospitals? Millions more will die if we dont do anything now. U sit and watch your neighbor suffer oppression from police or army, its just a matter of time before the same oppression will visit u.  Let's fight for our children, let our children know that we aren't cowards. The revolution has started, lets see it through.

Nigerians, you are weak, all of you reading this are cowards. You millions sit and watch the few steal from u and ur generations to come and u still worshipping them and praising them. The politicians are under us, we elect them to serve us but we have forgotten that. Let's band together and fight, enough is enough. I don't care for myself, i care for my children, cos things will only get worse from now on if we sit still and let these thieving politicians keep stealing from us. Lets beat them, burn them and stone them anywhere we see them cause if u give them the chance, they will do worse to you. Infact, they are already doing it, they steal billions that should be used to make our lives better, and they use it for themselves. U think that's not wickedness of the highest order? U think they care about you? How many people have died because of bad roads, inadequate hospitals? Millions more will die if we dont do anything now. U sit and watch your neighbor suffer oppression from police or army, its just a matter of time before the same oppression will visit u.  Let's fight for our children, let our children know that we aren't cowards. The revolution has started, lets see it through.

Please o, who have transact with Idboyostic with number 0703318079nine? Is he legit?

ikechukz:
I think it has to do with the way you present yourself. All my life, I've never had a girl ask me directly for money or any material thing and I also don't don't think I've ever sent airtime to any girl that isn't my sister or cousin.
There's a way you carry yourself and only responsible people would come close to you.

Which way bro? Teach me cos I'm beginning to think that i just have bad luck

This kinda rubbish happened to me twice in one week. I went out with a girl and she suggested shoprite, we got der and she was pulling everything her hands could touch from d shelf into d shoppin cart, i asked her, babe who go pay for all these things? She said you of course, i calm down and told her no p, i gat u, let me go and bring extra cart for u cos tis one is filling up already. I left and never looked back. Deleted her number asap. Kept calling me but never picked. Days later she texted and said she's sorry that she will love to see me again, me i know she just want to try again with a different format.
Second one, after d first one, i had learned my lesson and decided never to take any girl to shoprite again to avoid such stories, invited a girl out to d local bar. Called her, babe where are u, she said we are on our way, i asked who is we, she said me and my friend. And i tot to myself, if her friend looks as good as she looks that i will focus on her. She showed up with two friends both, not good looking at all. They sat down and i started laughing, they asked why i was laughing i looked at them dead on and said 'I'm about to order some expensive shits and leave them to pay for it', they laughed thinkin i was jokin. They ordered for 3 point and kill, i was like only? They ordered plenty hollandia big sized yogurt and chi exotic, i was like only? They said amarula, i said ok I will be back let me go and pay downstair and i zoomed off, never looked back.
I don't have time for arguments and i decided, no decent girls in this life again and I'm gonna hang boot on girls for now.

NaijaHooddrive:
Please somebody help me...!


I dreamt a strange dream last night,,, i saw myself and some people in a strange place filled with water, the water is filled with light and dim. I, and the people walk on the water to a certain large gate, i open the gate 3 times before we finally see what was in-a flaming fire. The people i'm with quickly shouted 'it's hell fire' so i shut the gate with haste.

We decide on going back in to where we come from, where we found a gate too, i also opened the gate 3 times and we saw a shining light, we walk into the light and suddenly found darkness coming toward us. We ran and i shut the gate, we where in the strange place till i woke up

please if you can interpret dreams, tell me the meaning..

A dream is a message to the dreamer, so only u know what it truly means. That being said, i don't see any bad thing in d dreams so i will interpret it my own way, first is that there's something you want to partake in, in your life right now, the bottom line is that don't listen to what people have to say because that situation isn't as it seems.

ThankYouGod:
Stupid defense. Fish brain. I dont understand how some people think.

Its best not to 'try' to 'understand' how they think because you maybe thinking with your brain and they will be doing their own thinking with another body part dat isn't their brains.

Happy new month to everyone. Our chickens are very much available. Call us now for enquiries.

Happy new month all. Our chickens are still very much available. Call us now. We can deliver to anywhere in and around Onitsha.

Nigerians and their poor mentality. I bedwetted like shiit when i was a kid, i stopped at 14 and never for one day did my parents shout at me not to even talk of punishing me for something i do when I'm asleep. I don't understand the need for the punishment at all, she's asleep, she doesn't know what she's doing. Its like punishing someone for talking in sleep. All my parents did back then was to wake me up and have me take off my clothes and bathe then wear new clothes. I don't know how or why i stopped but those who suggested waking her up has a good idea. Please stop punishing her or else.

Think of each of them as people about to run a marathon. The fat guy will be slow, and small thing he will reach ground and fall yakata, he can definitely not win the race in any way. The slim guy will be agile and have good stamina and can run the whole marathon without even running out of breath or slowing down in anyway, he has perfect balance and no falling down to do yakata. Then the super slim guy is as his name implies very slim which means its easy to move from point a to point b but because he's super slim, he might have stamina but he get zero balance, he can run for long but small breeze and he have yakata

Wow. Bloggers are actually getting creative with their lies. But a sharp somebody can easily detect the lies. So u expect us to believe tis bullshit? U know whatever materials they used in d movie was free to buy, nobody will stop u from buying whatever u want. I can dress up as anybody and make a movie and no one has right to say shit about my dressing cos its for sale in d market and when i buy I'm free to burn, dye, stain, and Bleep up d dress in anyway i deem fit cos when i bought it, I owned it and if i own it u cannot tell me what to do with it.

Its all fun and games until someone gets dead.
Rip to the young fellow.

Her life, her choices. Me I'm here to observe



Onitsha folks, get ur very large, frozen broiler chickens
@ N2800.
Check my profile

My chickens are well prepared and stored in subzero temperature so it is very fresh. The chickens will come with all internal organs,heart, gizzard, intestines etc.

I can deliver to any public location like supermarkets and shoprite, just call me and i will come and deliver. Delivery flat fee is N400 depending on where u want me to deliver to and the quantity of chickens u want. I can deliver to Onitsha, Nsugbe, Nkwelle. U can also come and pick up the chicken, anyone that is favourable to you.

Buying more than 5 chickens at once will warrant a discount. If you buy frozen chickens from shoprite, my own is cheaper and fresher. You can pick one up now and i guarantee you will come back for more.

Our price is N1000 per Kg

Available sizes are 2.5Kg to 3.5Kg

Fresh chickens and very big.

Deliveries to Onitsha, Nkwelle, Nsugbe and environs. Call now.

kunleweb:
Do you also buy bulk.? I specialise in raising 5000 and upwards.

Yes sir but i have a supplier already.

Frozen broiler chickens available for sale.


Our chickens are well prepared and frozen to subzero temperature so it remains ever fresh. The chicken will come all d internal organs, dressed and packaged. Delivery to any public place around Onitsha is available.

Our price is N1000 per Kg
Available sizes are 2.5kg to 3.5kg


Price of purchase of 5 chickens at above is N950 per Kg

I'm open to answer any questions you have here.

alphaconde:
a woman has no worse feeling than having her pussi rejected by a man.

so dear men make them powerless and reject that pussi that returns the power to u

woman use pussy to entrap undisciplined men and i am not one of them.

alpha conde wrote

Bro, pussy is nothin in tis world. U can't bargain with nothing tbh. If a woman wants to bargain with pussy, dat pussy better be dropping liquid gold instead of pussy water Person wants to bargain with 1k pussy? Isn't that stupidity?

The Op who created tis topic and the mod who moved tis crap to front page, u both owe me lunch cos u two just made me throw up my lunch with this ugly looking girl's pics

No video proof? We just supposed to believe you?
Nd can't you keep your Orijin aside and take pics? Why u gatto show us ur can of Orijin?
I'm 100% sure that u picked up an empty can of Orijin from the roadside just to take pictures

Ewu! When u can't blow on ur own, u look for who to accuse to get some attention, aboki.