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zealadjay:
Telling my parent dat we have to pay for ASUU FEES.....

kenny714433:
Lol.. .So I've got people who are like me.


But trust me, we introverts can really think and solve problems. The way we daydream we can even reposition Nigeria to become like Dubai.


My speeches are always very brief and concise. If you feel you should take the conversation further, then be ready to talk and rrspond to yourself.

But we got that one person we do talk so much with.. .Mainly the person who we share common idea.

Making new friends after breakup is war. .... Approaching a girl is like a 4credit load course. But we don't lack what to say, though brief.

We love nature and spend time feeling nature than gathering at where these loud mouthed Marlians are gathered. At such times, we might think about life, death, mysteries of the world, how the world should look like etc.

I was only sad about my introvert nature when my mom called me on phone and ask me "Ken, if I die won't you miss me?" That lady doesn't know I think about her everyday of my life.

ElGabi:
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ChildOfDoom:
It has been from one house to the other for refuge. I'm restless. I want a normal life. My addiction makes me miserable. Betting spirit seem hereditary. My dad and mum used to be pool agents. My dad moved over to bet9ja. I never meant to offend him. He sent me to retrieve his cash out of 2,800 and charge his phone. It was the charging of phone that caused my issue today. While waiting for his phone to charge, i staked with his winnings. Then what i did, dawned on me. I tried selling the small phone i am currently using to browse so i settle him, but no body was pricing it more than 500 naira. So i went back home. He rained curses on me like he used to do whenever i misused money. E.g "you crook". You will be like a withered tree". He asked me to go till i returned his money. It was the only money he had to feed for the weekend. I felt bad but what can i do?

The only 'good' news is that, mum and dad are separated, so we have alternative. I am currently at my mum's side. She sobbed and adviced me. I wish to change my addiction badly. Even if it's smoking or drinking

white3663:
Wtf,Lol. I can't imagine telling my parents I had MouthAction, my pa go kill me, that man threatened to slap my elder sis on her day

Raptorrapid:
This story might sound so funny, it looks like film trick to me also. Sometimes 6 weeks ago, I came home from school where I am doing my full time master degree program to quickly pick up some things at home. My girlfriend of over 3 years came over to meet me at the house. She is a fashion designer having her own shop and she's also a graduate. Everyone knows we are dating including her parents and my Mum. Infact, my plan was to marry her once I am settled as she's all I wanted in a woman.
She was at my house the next day I came and we proceed to have sex as I had missed her so much. The last time we had sex was 3 months earlier, when she came to spend the weekend with me at school. Normally, we started with MouthAction as she gave me a Mouth Action until I released in her mouth. I was giving her a head, when my phone rang. It was my cousin who had apprehended a friend that ran away with my iPhone 7 that I asked him to sell and he wanted me to come over before he abscond again. So I stood up and started putting on my clothes, but my GF was just pleading that we should have sex before I leave. I had to resist the temptation and dashed out to deal with the guy and I told her that I won't be long.

I didn't get home until late in the night as I had to drag the guy to the police post at computer village so I can retrieve my phone or money. My GF had left by that time after so many messages. I had to call her and apologize. The next day, I was off to school very early in the morning. We were chatting and she wanted to come over and visit me, that she was feeling so Hot and need a good sex. I had to post her as I was writing my project and exam things and I don't want any distraction.

Just last week Friday, my Mum called that I should start coming to Lagos on Saturday, that it was important. So I left school early in the morning only for me to see a full house. My GF and her family and also my family members. Then her mother spoke that my GF is pregnant and she said I was the one responsible, bla, bla, bla. That they don't abort in their family. Since she's self employed and I will soon be through at school, we should do introduction and engagement before the pregnancy is visible. I was like WTF, pregnant ke. I looked at my GF eyes and she couldn't look at me. She didnt even give me a hint when we chatted the previous night. I was so confused. Even my Dad that is the lively type was just silent.

My Mum said we will discuss and pick a date for introduction and it was like I was dreaming. So I summoned courage and asked, how many weeks is the pregnancy and was told around 6 weeks. I calmly told everyone that I don't think I am responsible for the baby. Her mother flared up and started shouting that I must accept as I was the only one they knew with her. I simply told the gathering that we only had MouthAction and I don't think it is possible to get pregnant through MouthAction. My Mum was the old school type and asked what was MouthAction. So I explained that she sucked my d**k and I sucked her private. You need to see how my mother was shouting blood of Jesus. Apparently, she's hearing that for the first time.

Her father asked her  if it was true and she said yes but still insisted that I was responsible. I was like, how is that possible to get pregnant through the mouth. She said, when I released in her mouth, we kissed and afterwards I started giving her a head, so it must have been through that my sperm got into her. My Mum was just shouting blood of Jesus, that my Dad had to shout on her to keep quiet. The whole thing was like a fiction to her.

Her father was tired of the circus show, so he apologize to my dad and left the mother and daughter to sort out themselves. The girl was just crying and swearing that she never had sex with anyone apart from me and that I was responsible. My Dad just told them that if they insisted on keeping the baby, we will do DNA test after delivery and walked them out of the house including me to go and settle my wahala.

Now, the mother has been threatening to deal with me metaphysically if I don't accept my responsibility and that I wanted to use and dump her daughter. My GF has been begging me and swearing that she never slept with any other guy and I was responsible. I trust her so much before this issue, but it is hard for me to accept what I feel is not possible. I still love her, but it is difficult. She's begging that I do not put her to shame but I told her to wait till after delivery and DNA. My whole family has supported me and even if the child turns out to be mine (which I f***king doubt), my parents can't let us marry again as her mum has been threatening my family everywhere to deal with us if we fail to accept the baby.

lefulefu:
lemme guess..she called u a dirty and a classless boi bah?

Yoouthu:
Well as an upcoming artiste I registered to perform at my University carnival. I was a very shy introvert so I decided to take some substances so as to gain confidence to perform in front of the crowd. Voila my time came and I was called on stage. What really happened I still can't remember all I know was that I started seeing stones, corn Hobbs(shuku agbado), bottle being thrown at me. The M.C just came to put his arm around me and walked me off the stage politely. How I didn't commit suicide that day I don't know. The most painful part was a girl that I was about to knack that was there. The girl said she saw someone that looks like me on stage. Me wey I be ode instead of me to deny I said yes na so she block me ooo. My only chance of getting laid at the University. 3 years after University at 25 am still a virgin na wa oo.

TeeFeh:
Okay so I just started dating this guy a few months ago but we haven’t met since we started dating, so I went to his place for sleepover last weekend and I saw a GOLD CIRCLE condom in his room.

I was surprised because I have not seen a Gold Circle condom in years, and I think its a cheap one. Why not Durex, Kiss, Flex or other new age brand. Gold Circle is cheap and I had to go out to buy a Durex if we wanted to have sex. In his defence, he uses Gold Circle and its more affordable for him.

I am thinking of breaking up with him because I cannot deal with someone that thinks its okay to use GOLD CIRCLE condom. Am I overreacting??

Sheuns:
So you still dey bear Idris. Thought you’re now a woman na.

Na even Idis him write. Maybe he meant Idiat.

DDeliverer:
Wetin musa no go see for gate?

OladimejiRufai:
In short, Kratos was saved from death and offered power by Ares to achieve conquests in Ares's name.

But Kratos never knew the price of that power was the life of his wife and daughter which Ares tricked Kratos into killing with his own hands.

Continue receiving power money from Ares men shogbo. The time you are going to pay dearly for it with the life of your wife and daughter your Kpekus may just be around the corner

Amuatulu:
Idomitable lions of ghoko
Lalasticlala sef

CreepyBlackpool:
Give me your contact, I can help you move on

BigGuyMan:
No its not advisable to marry all these expired old newspapers.

Go for young under 26 fresh laps all these old newspapers should go to Congo or Venezuela to look for their husband's.

Don't ever marry any lady above 27. They are all expired and useless

Omar09:
Boy you already know the answer. Being a alpha does not mean you get whatever girl or project you set your mind onto. Remembering to know when to quit is the key thing to being an alpha male. You already lost her. Move on forget about her. Lemme tell you one thing that will happen when you go after her even with the best trick in the world, she's immune to you, it won't work on her rather you keep falling and falling.
Why does people think being an alpha means to lay every pussy they see?
Man you already have a life, and building a career, focus on that forget about pussy, they are all the same.
Lemme let in on a hard truth, you are being controlled by pussy. You are a first class beta, this time with a few tricks. Be yourself man!
You won't die without that pussy. You won't die without a pussy.

Martinez39. Ubunja.

soberdrunk:
I nor fit allow this kain person barb me......