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3. The friendliest client:
I’m a mortician. My most disturbing experience was when I was preparing a child for a viewing, and I felt someone pull my hair. A couple minutes later, I heard a giggle, and the door slammed shut. All of my machines stopped, and it was dead quiet. After I was done and the body was dressed, I felt a tap on my shoulder and warmth around my middle, approximately where a child would stand if they were hugging you.

2. The intruder:
I was home alone watching TV when I saw something moving in the master bedroom. I strained my eyes to see a man walking out of the closet to the other side of the room. He stopped, looked at me, put his finger to his lips, then turned around. There was blood on his face, and the back of his head was missing. He vanished back into the closet. We moved when we found out that the mysterious small hole in the ceiling of our bedroom is from a previous tenant who shot himself in that exact spot.

1. The impostor:
I woke up one night having to pee, and I brought my phone to the bathroom. While walking down the hall and texting, I bumped into a girl in a white dress. I didn’t look up, said “sorry,” and kept going. It occurred to me moments later that I was home alone and not in my bustling high school. The next day, when my boyfriend came to pick me up for the movies, he asked why I’d been staring at him through the upstairs window, and why I’d changed out of my white dress. But I don’t even own a white dress.

well done OP, How you do irrigate your farm.

jnichole:
i only have the print

your location sir.

jnichole:
if you want to get unbiased view on the civil war how awolowo betrayed the igbo race even after an igbo man saved his neck read the book the making of an african legend by frederick forsyth.

If you have the soft copy of this book will you be kind enough to send.
Thanks.

Pls add my no.

Nice, I will surely lay my hands on it soon.

OutOnBail:
A point to note is that the app is still a release candidate I.e it's out of beta phase and it's the one before the final release so it might contain bugs.

what does that means.

I searched through the whole of NL to get here, please any 15th of April here? I don't want to believe am the only one born on that day.

Tsn1212:
Hi guyz, am tossy by name. Need sm1 we can bring smth up togeda, sm1 wyt gud business idea, sm1 dt can manage a business within akure. If u think you u re d one, send me ur visibility study throu tossyemmanuel@gmail.com, if reasonable, am ready to finance and wrk along with you. Pls dis is for only serious minded people. Preferably female, bt still dnt mind male with gud foresight.

What type of biz, am a farmer looking for small scale investor.

CSTR2:
The United States, which has about 28,500 troops in South Korea, flew two B-1 bombers on Sept. 13 escorted by U.S. and South Korean fighter jets in a show of solidarity with Seoul.

I can't take my eyes off this one, 28,500 soldiers for Christ sake.

I'll give it a try. Nice info @Op.

Beremx:
Are iphones banned in china?

skup008:
Choi
I still don't get it sha....why do they need to smuggle the phones and why are the phones seize

I don't understand too o

Theonlyway:
You can create an economic buffer zone for yourselves. You can lift yourself above the tides.
Common let start something serious. Join me now and change this economy, 08037370173, 08023982600

Nice write up and insight, but you didn't give us an hint on how you're going to do this, I can't just `join' you like that without seeing your mandate, aims & objective.

Thanks

Henrybright:
From that day, the guy became born again. So the question is:
1. has the girl won the guy's soul for Christ?
2. Did the girl sin?
3. Should we sin to win souls for Christ?...what do you think? Let's share ideas..

1. has the girl won the guy's soul for Christ?
No
2. Did the girl sin?
Yes
3. Should we sin to win souls for Christ? No...

what do you think? They (boy and girl) got it all wrong.

Ishilove:
Your boyfriend is a wise person. An elaborate wedding doesn't guarantee a successfully marriage, case in point the 1980 wedding of Prince Charles and Diana. Over 1 billion people tuned in to watch the wedding ceremony, Lady Di wore a gown that cost the budget of a small country, world leaders attended etc

Today where are they? Charles is with Camilla and Di is 6ft under.

My point is this: if your man wants a small wedding then compromises. Forget all these 'once in lifetime event so it must be elaborate' nonsense. Wedding and marriage are very different, and you should focus on the forever after, not one day owambe.

In addition, God steps into a marriage the day brideprice is paid, the rest are just ceremony. In short,you can imagine my shock the day my mum told me that in our hometown, once a woman's brideprice is paid she moves in with her husband. The wedding day is the day brideprice is paid and other traditional rites are performed. No elaborate ceremony of unnecessary noise making.

She says it is when she came to Lagos that she heard of 'traditional wedding and church wedding'.

My pastor always sounds it in our ears to get married traditionally and in court (to protect the woman legally). Leave church wedding because all that is just NOISE.

Am wowed by your wisdom.

aalangel:
I'm always the first to post it first on Nairaland. I've refused and will never shout all those names they shout to make front-page. People still read.

Hi,

I just checked through your post and topics, am wowed and really impressed, keep it up, forget the issue of front page or not, concerning the issue of post piracy just let it go, you're the John the baptist of Educative Thread.

kolaa007:
Hope am not wasting my Mb do i have people following this thread? if yes pls can i get some likes so i can continue....thanks...

You didn't waste the MB bro, nice thread.

Finally front page.

aalangel:
People keep stealing my posts on this Nairaland.

I've checked your post also, it nice but don't forget, you stole it from someone's site also and besides the OP post is more elaborate than yours.

search for Soloxam here.

That's a big lie

Impressive & Classic

nice and impressive

YOUNGSTUNNA:
Thanks op... I have experienced all the above you listed up there..
Nothing annoys me than the constant installation of apps... Worse part they when straight to my rom making it impossible to uninstall... I have made used of almost all the antivirus I know of, yet no solution.....

Until I came across "Stubborn Trojan Killer" walahi this is the best antivirus I've ever used...
Thanks to it my phone is free from those crazy virus.
No more auto switching on of my Bluetooth, Wi-Fi, and data...no more auto installations, no more ads, no more switching off of my phone.....

Thanks for the Info.

yrret:
9ja! I hail!!


The Simple Truth: Americans are scared of Nigeria, Thinking if more recognition is given to Nigeria, we could quickly override their country and Nigeria will just be a country where other countries will emulate from.

I can Bet, Nigeria: will one day become the world's leading country

Make una write am down.

RESPECT

jephito:
Apart from this 1½ plots, I am doing another one plot elsewhere but will not give it trellis.

I must commend you for job well done so far, pls what's Trellis.

keep it coming. Nice @OP.

socialmediaman:
Hilarious! Hope the present government doesn't pass through this same sequence. People will be more brutal with them

That's the prayer bro, I pray they don't toe the same path.

MrPresident1:
It was a format .

They were trying all kinds of coded spiritual experiments including symbolically handing over the woman to Moab. But it is not written that Moab will be the one to feed the woman, this is the duty of the serpent (now rather than feed her, the serpent is impoverishing her).

So the deal failed

am curious to know what this is.

tuniski:
The question is, will dangote's rice make it 20naira a cup?certainly not just like being self sufficient in cement production aint same as having cement 800/bags!

The price can't be N20 am sure of that but the real effect of it is the GDP and more value to our economy, and am sure the price will surely drop.
Nice observation with the cement instance.

psucc:
Has the price fallen already? 'Cos I buy @N150 per cup.

Lawd of messi, did you mean a milk tin @N150? where do you reside, I bought it @N80 here in Akure,